Pleasant moderate-Republican homosexual Charlie Crist is facing a tough primary campaign against … uh, who knows, some teabagger, Marco Rubio … hey wait a minute that sounds like a Mexican? Let’s get an old racist Swiftboater to chime in for Crist, for white (orange-skinned) Americans. Ladies and gentlemen, here’s Colonel Bud Day of Fort Walton Beach, Florida, with his opinions on the coloreds infiltrating Our Politics.
Northwest Flordia Daily News offers this delightful tale:
“You know, we just got through (electing) a politician who can run his mouth at Mach 1, a black one, and now we have a Hispanic who can run his mouth at Mach 1,” Day said. “You look at their track records and they’re both pretty gritty. Charlie has not got a gritty track record.” Day confirmed he was speaking of Obama and Rubio. “You’ve got the black one with the reading thing. He can go as fast as the speed of light and has no idea what he’s saying,” Day said. “I put Rubio in that same category, except I don’t know if he’s using one of those readers.”
Wait a minute, so the minorities are learning to read, and then using it against white illiterates? This is, frankly, an outrage.
(We know, we know, this idiot is trying and failing to come up with some kind of “word thing” that means “teleprompter,” which teabaggers have repeated more than any single word besides “socialism” since Obama was elected. Senile old racist is senile.)
Charlie Crist responded by saying he “could not be more grateful” for this old racist shitbag’s endorsement, adding that “Florida old heterosexual people should know that I am One of Them, except for the heterosexual part.” [Via Dave Weigel’s Washington Independent]