REAL AMERICAN VOICES  5:18 pm March 30, 2010

Pat Sajak Is Doing What Now?

by Jim Newell

We have seen lazy teevee robot Pat Sajak’s conservatism arise before but what the hell is this link we’ve clicked on? Pat Sajak is now just another pathetically sarcastic wingnut with a Human Events publishing login? Well, fine. He does not like Frank Rich, and everyone needs to know this. [Human Events via HuffPo]

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Judas Peckerwood March 30, 2010 at 5:22 pm

Pat Sajak? Then you must be an asshole.

pedestrian rage March 30, 2010 at 5:24 pm

Cognitively impaired? Prone to false syllogisms? You must be a Republican.

magic titty March 30, 2010 at 5:24 pm

Pat, helping retards play Hangman is socialist.

Texan Bulldoggette March 30, 2010 at 5:26 pm

Funny since Pat is probably a millionaire several times over–so worried that other folks are going to get something he already has. He needs to go back to his Playboy wife & stick to educating folks about the difference between vowels & consonants.

Terry March 30, 2010 at 5:26 pm

Well, best I can say is that he’s well suited to his job on Wheel of Fortune.

Radiotherapy March 30, 2010 at 5:26 pm

I’d rather see Vanna’s Twat Twit.

nappyduggs March 30, 2010 at 5:27 pm

“Mr. Sajak is the host of “Wheel of Fortune”

Mmmm. Weighty credentials, yes they are. But Chuck Woolery would never pull this crap!

Marxist Leninist Papist March 30, 2010 at 5:28 pm

Oh we don’t think you are all a bunch of racists or homophobes, Pat (though you undeniably have those types in droves). We also think your lot is filled with the historically ingnorent,war mongers, worshipers of wealth, people who don’t give a shit about the poor and the helpless, and highly credulous sheeple, all of whom are led by the nose of politicos and greedy corporations.

Sorry for causing the misunderstanding. Because, really, its all our fault that you seem to be what you are.

rocktonsammy March 30, 2010 at 5:28 pm

Guns and Patriots?

Where has “Human Events” been leading conservatives since 1944 to?

Cranky Little Camperette March 30, 2010 at 5:29 pm

You might be a racist if….

Bearbloke March 30, 2010 at 5:32 pm

Didn’t he used to be famous once?

Hooray For Anything March 30, 2010 at 5:33 pm

But what does Richard Dawson think?

ManchuCandidate March 30, 2010 at 5:33 pm

P_t S_j_k is RET_RDED

Pat I’d like to solve the puzzle.

Tommmcatt March 30, 2010 at 5:34 pm

This turd represents the top tier of our society. Think about that for a second. Think about what he did to make that money. Then think about what a teacher makes.

Cry me a river, Sajak. If it were up to me I’d tax you at about 90% starting around $200,000, so count your blessings and keep your mouth shut.

RPolanski March 30, 2010 at 5:35 pm

I’d like to buy a bowel, Pat. No. And I don’t want to buy a Pat Sajak.

Joey Ratz March 30, 2010 at 5:36 pm

Looks like he’s positioning himself to be the new Pat Boone.

Serolf Divad March 30, 2010 at 5:36 pm

I hate to say it, but… don’t these fucking retards realize that their lame “Huh, huh, yuck, yuck, anyone who disagrees with Obama policies must be racist, wink, wink” crap is pure, inflammatory racist, race-baiting, angry-white-male, bullshit?

GOPCrusher March 30, 2010 at 5:36 pm

Well you know, if you claim someone is a racist because they don’t agree with the Obama Kenyan, Muslim, Socialist Agenda, then you are a racist.
My head hurts. I need beer.

Scarab March 30, 2010 at 5:37 pm


4tehlulz March 30, 2010 at 5:39 pm


I’d like to buy a vowel.

Marxist Leninist Papist March 30, 2010 at 5:40 pm

[re=545062]Tommmcatt[/re]: Here, Here ! Capitalist Protestant Work Ethic, my ass. One could count on one’s fingers the number of wealthy fucks and ruling class tards who did an ounce of productive work to deserve their riches. Society itself is already socialized, rick assholes; its all socialized together to produce all that money you blow on McMansions and whores…I mean “innovative” “entrepreneurship”

WadISay March 30, 2010 at 5:41 pm

What does the lovely Vanna (Angry) White think about this matter?

Sparky McGruff March 30, 2010 at 5:42 pm

Maybe Pat should try his hand at a late-night talk show again. We could use another pathetic disaster these days.

TeddyKGB March 30, 2010 at 5:44 pm

Did the guy who hosts a dopey game show really just criticize a former drama critic for being a former drama critic?

But Pat’s right; conservatives aren’t racists; they’re xenophobes. They hate and fear EVERYBODY.

ManchuCandidate March 30, 2010 at 5:44 pm

[re=545070]Marxist Leninist Papist[/re]:
Where’s my McMansion and whores? We should all demand McMansions and whores.

Lazy Media March 30, 2010 at 5:45 pm

Fuck you, Sajak; you couldn’t carry Chuck Woolery’s jock.

SayItWithWookies March 30, 2010 at 5:45 pm

Uh-oh — someone’s gonna give Chuck Norris and Victoria Jackson a run for their money.

Long Form Def Certificate March 30, 2010 at 5:46 pm

[re=545058]Hooray For Anything[/re]: He’s prolly busy trying to lay the Mack on Michelle Obama.

Beck Licks Seer Stones March 30, 2010 at 5:48 pm


iantenna March 30, 2010 at 5:57 pm

RSTLNE. Really Stupid Teabagging Loser Needs Education.

Simba B March 30, 2010 at 5:57 pm

Pfft. Michelle Malkin has already been there, done that. Is Pat Sajak not aware of all Internet traditions?

Texan Bulldoggette March 30, 2010 at 5:58 pm

[re=545078]SayItWithWookies[/re]: and Billy Baldwin, Jon Voight, Ted Nugent, Kelsey Grammar. Hmm…do you see some kind of commonality with all these ‘famous’ people?

glamourdammerung March 30, 2010 at 5:58 pm

Is every talentless asshole in the entertainment industry (actually, being “in the industry” would imply working currently, but whatever) trying to get a gig by teabagging?

problemwithcaring March 30, 2010 at 5:58 pm

The Pat Sajak Show. ‘Nuff said.

ella March 30, 2010 at 5:59 pm

What is it about being a has-been? Scott Baio is one of the biggest wingnuts on twitter. (RealScottBaio for anyone who cares)

El Pinche March 30, 2010 at 6:00 pm

Up next: Wayland Flowers and Madame will have their own op-ed in the Weekly Standard.

glamourdammerung March 30, 2010 at 6:01 pm

Speaking of losers that can not work in Hollywood due to their “conservative principles” (lack of talent), I am noticing Ben Stein’s mug on the side of the page.

Though Wonkette getting some money off that fool makes me wriggle with glee.

problemwithcaring March 30, 2010 at 6:03 pm

[re=545095]ella[/re]: [re=545092]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Obama and liberal Hollywood is to blame for all their failed acting careers and sitcoms.

imissopus March 30, 2010 at 6:06 pm

[re=545065]Serolf Divad[/re]: How dare you play the race card! Don’t you know that playing the race card on racists playing the race card in order to demonize liberals who are playing the race card is playing the race card?

Texan Bulldoggette March 30, 2010 at 6:09 pm

Also note to Pat: Wheel of Fortune is for folks too stoopid to get on Jeopardy.

Texan Bulldoggette March 30, 2010 at 6:11 pm

[re=545097]El Pinche[/re]: I haven’t heard of that duo in years. That Madame puppet was one scary looking piece of wood. Lord knows what Wayland was doing to it.

S.Luggo March 30, 2010 at 6:13 pm

Pat looks just so damn cute in that HuffPo pitcher! If you bit into him, you’d get diabetes. I suggest that you start with the heart.

Radiotherapy March 30, 2010 at 6:14 pm

[re=545104]imissopus[/re]: That’s calling a spade a spade.

coolcatdaddy March 30, 2010 at 6:17 pm

Pat’s just setting himself up to take “Wheel of Fortune” to Branson when his demographic gets too old for advertisers to care about on the tee-vee.

Mustang March 30, 2010 at 6:21 pm

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. I do not like rich white men. I do not like them on a show. I do not like them selling “Os”. I do not like them in a yacht, or being sots, or writing rot. I do not like those men at all.

S.Luggo March 30, 2010 at 6:22 pm

Must agree with Pat. It’s time for the Dems to stop playing the race card.

BTW: In a rejection of his Polish roots, Pat anglicized his last name. It used to be Dickwadski.

Pithaughn March 30, 2010 at 6:23 pm

Hey Pat, why is the wheel colored just like them queers like, all rainbowy? You a queer, boy?

Just thought I would throw a little bigotry back at him.

ArugulaTeleprompterz March 30, 2010 at 6:32 pm

So the Repubs have Stephen Baldwin, Jon Voight, Victoria Jackson, and Pat Sajak, and the Dems have, well, everyone else. Our team wins!

Half-Price Muslin March 30, 2010 at 6:32 pm

“…would it be too much to ask that we approach the matter based on its merits and leave the psychobabble to Dr. Phil?” Psychobabble?? Why is Mr. Vowel Movement being racist against Dr. Phil?

ArugulaTeleprompterz March 30, 2010 at 6:36 pm

[re=545095]ella[/re]: Scott Baio?!?!? I loved Chachi. Now I haz a sad…

Flanders March 30, 2010 at 6:37 pm

I guess I’m a racist.

missgrundy March 30, 2010 at 6:38 pm

I read “The Late Shift” which was about the Leno-Letterman war for “The Tonight Show”. The author, Bill Carter, discussed how Fox tried to get into the late night talk show game. It appears that they tried to build a show with Pat Sajak, which didn’t last very long. Sajak was already the very successful host of “Wheel of Fortune” but he didn’t do a very good job because all he wanted to do was walk in and do the show and walk out. He didn’t want to really work at it.

I guess it’s twenty years later and Sajak is many multiples of a millionaire and now he doesn’t want anyone else to have what he has. It isn’t that not wanting others to have health care makes you a racist, it is that anything that this particular president wants to do for the people who don’t have is looked upon with distrust and hatred. Just look at the Tea Party members a week ago last Sunday. They were white people who were spitting on black congressmen who were walking into the Capitol building to vote on this measure. That blatant disrespect demonstrates how low the Tea Partiers and their friends like Sajak have gone. How about speaking without screaming epithets or showing weapons? No, I guess not for this crowd. They act like children with an extreme sense of entitlement, who if they don’t get their way, proceed to have a hissy fit. How adult of them.

And I bet you anything he considers himself a great Christian. I doubt he would recognize Christ if he came back for a visit.

Lascauxcaveman March 30, 2010 at 6:41 pm


I’ll bet even his dumbest contest_nt could solve th_t puzzle.

Anonymous Office Zombie March 30, 2010 at 6:51 pm

Wasn’t the GOP interested in grooming Sajak to be one of their next Dan Quale type running mate robots at one point and time?

No big loss here. That Alex Trebek apparently swings Republican – now that’s disappointing.

Bearbloke March 30, 2010 at 6:51 pm


pthhh March 30, 2010 at 6:53 pm

I think he’s just angry about the “Tanning Bed Tax”.

DC Hates Me March 30, 2010 at 7:06 pm

Guns & Patriots .. are code words for Beer & Jesus.

Don’t forget Adam Baldwin for cutting edge insight:

Scoops McGee March 30, 2010 at 7:30 pm

No, Pat, I think Rich was right on the mark with his column. But don’t worry, he didn’t mean you. You’re not a racist, you’re just a wealthy cheapskate.

rocktonsammy March 30, 2010 at 7:34 pm

Wink Martindale can kick Pat Sajak’s ass.

Hopey dont play that game March 30, 2010 at 7:48 pm

Even Ed Grimley has given up on this asshat (

Dashboard_Buddha March 30, 2010 at 8:29 pm

What a dick. Sajak wouldn’t know racism if an African Lion came up and bit his shriveled excuse for a ballsack.

Monsieur Grumpe March 30, 2010 at 8:38 pm

[re=545045]magic titty[/re]:
Why do I find that so funny?

Monsieur Grumpe March 30, 2010 at 8:40 pm

[re=545207]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]:
Because your drunk?

Sparky McGruff March 30, 2010 at 8:44 pm

Way to be topical, Pat. Next week, you can tell us what you think about the bank bailouts, or Nixon’s Anti-Ballistic Missile treaty of 1972.

Georgia Burning March 30, 2010 at 8:45 pm

Take a look at that (photoshopped?) pic of Pat on his own homepage- that’s not a human forehead. Racism may be different back on the Visitor homeworld.

StoneAge March 30, 2010 at 8:56 pm

What is with these game show hosts? Trebek is one too:–85495882.html

I guess you can’t really get much whiter and uptighter than Trebek.

Monsieur Grumpe March 30, 2010 at 9:12 pm

[re=545208]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]:
No, because you’re drunk.

AKAM80TheWolf March 30, 2010 at 9:18 pm


Jesus Cristo! Are all of my childhood game show hosts right-wing douchebags? I had to stop
reading Orson Scott Card books when I found out he was a homophobic right-wing douchebag. Gah! Hold me Lord.

Radiotherapy March 30, 2010 at 9:19 pm

[re=545208]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Because it’s funny?

Can O Whoopass March 30, 2010 at 9:40 pm

I thot Sajak was a French wine taster?

Abou Diaby March 30, 2010 at 10:08 pm

Sajak? Not you mother fucker. Don’t do this to me.

Franklin Pierce & Pierce March 30, 2010 at 11:28 pm

[re=545171]DC Hates Me[/re]: I should have known that Animal Mother would be a Republican.

SayItWithWookies March 30, 2010 at 11:35 pm

[re=545216]StoneAge[/re]: For what it’s worth, Alex Trebek still wears his Q-Ray bracelet — it’s visible on his right wrist at times — long after that piece of crap was forcibly removed from the market for being — um — a hunk of metal that didn’t have any of its purported magical healing powers whatsoever. Once you extrapolate from that his ability to apply the facts he knows (or ought to know), the Republican thing is less surprising.

AnnieGetYourFun March 31, 2010 at 12:58 am

“Sajak”? Sound Arab-y to me.

chiropaul March 31, 2010 at 1:15 am


Lascauxcaveman March 31, 2010 at 1:20 am

Really, I love Jeopardy, and I kick some mighty Jeopardy ass at home, but more I read about Alex Trebeck, the more he seems to be a witty, urbane, well spoken, authoritative dingus.

Lascauxcaveman March 31, 2010 at 1:22 am

It has something to do with officially being an old.

(Christ, I am sooooo not looking forward to checking my brain at the door when I turn sixty five.)

assistant/atlas March 31, 2010 at 2:14 am

Remember, y’all, Trebeck gets all the answers on cards, it’s Ken Jennings who’s actually the King of Jeopardy. And he’s one of the only Mormon Democrats in existence. Besides, Bob Barker rules them all anyway.

[re=545265]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: You’re thinking of Casey Kasem. (nee Kamal Amin Kasem)

I-man March 31, 2010 at 2:43 am

[re=545243]Abou Diaby[/re]:

You better show up against Barcelona son.

schvitzatura March 31, 2010 at 6:26 am

Sajak should be counting his lucky stars that someone as generous as Merv Griffin considered his lame-o KNBC weatherman-ass for the job of emcee back in ’81-’83.

The teabaggers would likely hate Griffin’s politics and gay-closeted demeanor on principle alone. But love eating pork rinds watching Wheel and Jeopardy!

PunkyBruiser March 31, 2010 at 6:33 am

Just found a self proclaimed ‘professional comedian’ and ‘disney freak’ who compiled a list of actors that are republican (and by that he means actors who have been within a 3 mile radius of a republican at some point in their life)…

OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin March 31, 2010 at 6:57 am

I remember that fished-eyed old f’ back when he was the weatherman on Channel 4 in Los Angeles. Once a clown…

Pelagius March 31, 2010 at 8:15 am

Do you know how many Polish game show hosts it takes to write a column at Human Events?

Then you must be racist.

TGY March 31, 2010 at 11:05 am

Needs more Jeff Foxworthy.

libwakman March 31, 2010 at 11:44 am

Pat..I’d like to purchase a FUCK YOU, ya’ batcrazyfuck ya’.

Way Cool Larry March 31, 2010 at 11:46 am

Pat’s not racist– he had a black person on Wheel of Fortune once!

Darkness March 31, 2010 at 12:01 pm

[re=545225]AKAM80TheWolf[/re]: I stopped reading him when it became clear he had a thing for slave rape scenes. Oh and his plotting is for shit. Man couldn’t wrap up a plot line if it emerged from his typewriter and strangled him.

bitchincamaro March 31, 2010 at 1:35 pm

I’m waiting for Lawrence Welk to weigh in before I make up my mind on this issue.

zhubajie April 7, 2010 at 6:35 am

[re=545051]nappyduggs[/re]: This show still exists?

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