Glenn Beck Sub Feels Racism, From Tanning Tax

No but really, this guy subbing for Glenn Beck on his radio show, "Doc Thompson," says this in response to the new 10% tanning salon tax.

I would guess that most tanning sessions are from light-skinned Americans. Why would the President of the United Stats of America — a man who says he understands racism, a man who has been confronted with racism — why would he sign such a racist law? Why would he agree to do that? Well now I feel the pain of racism.

Ha ha, he is just trying to mess around with libtards. Well, he still sounds like an idiot, is the problem. And as a ginger, your editor is compelled to say that he feels no racism. PAY UP, PEOPLE CAPABLE OF TANNING AND NOT JUST BURNING TERRIBLY!

(This tanning tax, if you'll recall, was a last-minute sub Harry Reid included in the Senate bill to replace the much more awesome excise tax on unnecessary cosmetic surgery. Plastic surgeons had something resembling a lobby, so obviously it had to be taken out. And now we have a racist tax, the end.)

[ Media Matters via Think Progress ]