After Rager At Club Voyeur, RNC ‘Young Eagles’ Off To Las Vegas & New Orleans

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Michael Steele’s exclusive fraternity, the GOP “Young Eagles,” just rolls from strip joint to strip joint, blowing two-grand a pop on Kristol and lap dances. And dumb Republican donors pay for all this, while Socialism is the Law of the Land! What are these Young Republicans typing to each other, anyway?

Young Eagles THIS WEEKEND THE YOUNG EAGLES TAKE OVER VEGAS…NEXT STOP NOLA Email Allison Meyers for more information on the upcoming Southern Republican Leadership Confernce 04/08-11 ameyers@rnchq.org
Sat at 10:16am

Nicholas P___
Sorry I couldn’t make this one guys. Had to head to Orlando for a wedding. Have a great weekend!
Sat at 11:13am · Report

Oh, mysterious Facebook! We cannot click through to the “Young Eagles” Facebook profile because it is apparently gone! And yet this not-so-cryptic message remains. Is “ameyers@rnchq.org” the staffer who got axed for hosting sexy stripper parties for tubby young Republican dweebs?

We have no idea, but she’s the same gal who led this “Young Eagles” fund-raising party to London for some bullshit “meeting” with David Cameron that David Cameron and the Tories knew nothing about. Here’s the full-sized version:
Which one of these young patriots will be America's next Karl Rove?

America Must Know The Truth, Chairman Steele! What up, indeed. [Facebook/Telegraph via Wonkette Operative "Ken B."]

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55 comments

  1. Looy

    The Telegraph: “Allison Meyers, director of the Young Eagles and an RNC employee, refused to discuss the group’s trip to London.”

  2. Hemp Dogbane

    How much does it cost to watch lesbians doin’ it for real? I’ve got a $400 limit on my debit card.

  3. SayItWithWookies

    Oh, please say they were spending two grand a pop on Cristal and lap dances. Kristol would be the antidote to a lap dance.

  4. ArkansasFred

    I bet their weekend was a lot like Leaving Las Vegas, what with all the boozing, rape and overacting.

  5. yargisbargis

    [re=544568]Simba B[/re]: It was the professional bullriding event. IN the hottest nightclub the midwest has to offer, natch.

  6. Gumboz1953

    Speaking of Republicans in New Orleans, can somebody tell soon-to-be-one-term Congressman Cao to quit robo-calling my iPhone (which has a 504 area code)?

    I’m sure his seemingly weekly town halls and get-togethers on health care, etc. are absolutely fabulous, but I live 1000 miles away in Maryland and I REALLY can’t make it, thank you. I’m very happy with my Congressman, Elijah Cummings (MD-7), who I’m sure could beat Cao to a pulp if I asked him.

  7. Joshua Norton

    They obviously need a lot more “letterhead”. Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge.

    Actually, I think this is the least offensive thing the repiggies have done lately. So it will probably be what brings them tumbling down.

    Oh noes! Not teh secks!

  8. ManchuCandidate

    Here’s the Young Eagles with their latest hit…

    Well, I’m running down the road
    tryin’ to blow my load
    I’ve got seven women on
    my mind,
    Four that say they own me,
    Two that wanna bone me,
    One says she’s a coworker of mine
    Make It sleazy, make it sleazy
    Don’t let the mocking of RNC spending
    drive you crazy
    Party up while you still can
    don’t even try to understand
    Just find a place to get a lap dance
    and make it sleazy
    Well, I’m a standing on a corner
    in New Orleans, LA
    and such a fine sight to see
    It’s a stripper, my soul, coming down a stripper
    pole checkin’ my wallet out for more lap dances
    Come on, baby, don’t say maybe
    I still know that Mickey Steel is
    gonna pay me
    We may lose and we may win though
    we will be back here again
    so open up, I’m climbin’ in,
    so take it easy
    Well I’m running down the road trying to blow
    my load, got a world of trouble on my mind
    lookin’ for a fundie who will pay for my
    cover, he’s so hard to find

  9. Lazy Media

    [re=544571]Hemp Dogbane[/re]: Depends. Are you wanting Cinemax Friday night lesbians, or Mexican-food-eatin’, pot-luck-goin’, pickup-truck-drivin’ lesbians? You can probably pay less for the latter, but don’t proposition the wrong one. Whoo, boy, I’ve learned that lesson.

  10. JMP

    First the neglect during and after Katrina, now the Young Eagles drunken rich arrogant douchebags who probably don’t tip. When will Republicans stop pissing on New Orleans?

  11. Knob Gobbler

    Is this the Vegas trip where Fox reporter Major Garrett was rounding up the whores for the GOP or has that excursion not happened yet???

  12. PalinComparison

    Club Voyeur goes gay every Sunday night. Not sure if anyone knows that, but I’m about a billion per cent sure Eric Brown did.

  13. comicbookguy

    Allison and her Young Eagles are going to NOLA for Southern Decadence. Break out that RNC charge card. Cha-ching!

  14. Ripley_in_CT

    Wow. A chick set up a meeting at a strip/fetish/lesbionic/bondage club for her young republican male counterparts? That’s some woman. I bet she’s verrrrry popular.

  15. SayItWithWookies

    [re=544589]JMP[/re]: It’s typical GOP leadership — when New Orleans is begging for attention they ignore it, and now that they (and the rest of the country, for that matter) would prefer to be without Republican attention, here they come. If I were a New Orleanean and heard the Republicans were coming, I’d cut a hole in my roof now, just to be prepared in case I needed to escape from my attic.

  16. DustBowlBlues

    G**damn. I didn’t realize that in addition to all his other bullshit, Kristol was a male prostitute. Now his love for Sara Palin makes sense–she paid for his services.

    As I said on another thread, if Steele didn’t exist, the Democrats would have to invent him. But the paid junkets to Las Vegas and Hawaii (Puerta Vallarta must be next) should do great things for membership in the Young Republics. Shit, I might join. I could use a vacation.

  17. Barrelhse

    [re=544586]Egregious[/re]: My fear is this: With this bunch it may be eagles “sore”, and I don’t want to watch.

  18. Hooray For Anything

    Going to NOLA is kind of a smart move. Instead of having to spend all sorts of money on drinks and tips to see boobs, they just have to buy some beads and throw them.

  19. WIDTAP

    [re=544596]Ripley_in_CT[/re]: She’s very young and still thinks the “in” thing is to get into the “hottest” clubs. Oh well, just another of life’s little lessons.

  20. Sleeves

    [re=544576]WIDTAP[/re]: Hehehe. Discrete. (Young Eagles: for a singleton screeching simplex conservation club, it’s unusual.)

  21. SmutBoffin

    Why are these youngRNCpeopleMTVpartythings called ‘fundraisers’? How do you come out in the black when you need to pay for international flights and lodging?

  22. Papas got a brand new teabag

    Kristol would have to pay me much more than 2 large to give him just one “pop”

    [shudder]

  23. Jukesgrrl

    [re=544564]Simba B[/re]: I don’t know, the words “blowing” and “Kristol” in the same sentence work for me.

  24. RoscoePColtraine

    So let Erik Brown eat the $2,000 tab and have his name dragged through the mud and his business ruined. Pay to play, baby.

  25. Sleeves

    [re=544620]SmutBoffin[/re]: Hustle harder. Total foreign commitment, because a fail-ticket from international petty cash really stands to reconciliation.

  26. Hooray For Anything

    [re=544596]Ripley_in_CT[/re]: She’s also a woman in the Republican Party, something should make her even more popular with that group. Not only that, she’s a woman in the Republican Party who doesn’t appear to be either a Jesus freak or 60 years old.

    My guess is she hasn’t had to buy a drink for herself in several years


  27. Post author
    Ken Layne

    [re=544564]Simba B[/re]: That’s my clever GOP wordplay of the day. (See “Bill Kristol.”)

  28. Jukesgrrl

    Couldn’t they just have given them a box of solid gold Peeps(R) and been done with it?

  29. Manos: Hands of Fate

    Isn’t David Cameron a big commie? Why isn’t the fact the RNC is raising money by selling tickets to meet a European socialist who hates Israel a bigger deal than some silly old strip club.

  30. Berkeley Bear

    All of this would have been forgiven, of course, if Ms. Myers had collected several million in donations from these loons – which you should be able to get if you stay sober in a club like Voyeur and get the right pictures. That’s what G. Gordon would have done, back in the day.

    But it sounds more like she, taking a page from Steele, was using this organization as a floating party for herself and whatever friends wanted to play along. When people said “Party First” I guess she took it as literal career advice.

    Of course, who amoung us wouldn’t have abused nearly unlimited spending privileges in their early 20s? Put your hand down, Hopey – you and I both know we’d have snorted our noses off.

  31. GOPCrusher

    [re=544606]Hooray For Anything[/re]: Personally, I would have selected Tijuana. Because after a lesbian BDSM club, the next logical choice has to be a little interspecies erotica. Probably run them a grand total of 200 dollars and you get to watch the girl and donkey get married after the show.

  32. snideinplainsight

    Despite a formal process, those receipts may not be scrutinized as hard under chairman Michael Steele as they were under other chairmanships, one informed source privately told The Daily Caller, citing a “lack of knowledge” at the RNC.

    Former chief financial officer Jay Banning, who had been with the committee for over 30 years, left the RNC when Steele took over as chairman.

    “There’s no adult supervision,” said the Republican very familiar with the RNC financial process, when questioned on the current financial structure. Asked about prior RNC administrations, the Republican said, “everything was scrutinized.”

    (from dailycaller.com)

  33. Red Zeppelin

    [re=544564]Simba B[/re]: I guess Bill’s raised his hourly whoring rates, although who would pay it is anybody’s guess.

  34. chaste everywhere

    [re=544584]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Stupendo, but to pay tribute to Frey and Henley it needs more vapid philosophizing.

    [re=544601]Barrelhse[/re]: O, right on, Daddy-o!

  35. WIDTAP

    [re=544788]snideinplainsight[/re]: Why would anyone want to check a pretty 20-something’s receipts? Who needs business expense procedures when you have a megawatt smile, boobies and an “in” at the latest bondage club?

  36. WIDTAP

    [re=544864]WIDTAP[/re]: This is also why Riley gets all of his receipts checked by Ken. He only qualifies for two out of three.

  37. J

    That wily DNC. There is no way Michael Steele is not a Dem plant. Just wait till the 2012 election and Obama breezes back in and ‘ol Mike shows up standing on the podium behind him on election night with a shit-eating grin. Well played Democrats.

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