AMERICA'S STRIP-CLUB CAPITALS  1:20 pm March 30, 2010

After Rager At Club Voyeur, RNC ‘Young Eagles’ Off To Las Vegas & New Orleans

by Ken Layne

Whorebook.
Michael Steele’s exclusive fraternity, the GOP “Young Eagles,” just rolls from strip joint to strip joint, blowing two-grand a pop on Kristol and lap dances. And dumb Republican donors pay for all this, while Socialism is the Law of the Land! What are these Young Republicans typing to each other, anyway?

Young Eagles THIS WEEKEND THE YOUNG EAGLES TAKE OVER VEGAS…NEXT STOP NOLA Email Allison Meyers for more information on the upcoming Southern Republican Leadership Confernce 04/08-11 ameyers@rnchq.org
Sat at 10:16am

Nicholas P___
Sorry I couldn’t make this one guys. Had to head to Orlando for a wedding. Have a great weekend!
Sat at 11:13am · Report

Oh, mysterious Facebook! We cannot click through to the “Young Eagles” Facebook profile because it is apparently gone! And yet this not-so-cryptic message remains. Is “ameyers@rnchq.org” the staffer who got axed for hosting sexy stripper parties for tubby young Republican dweebs?

We have no idea, but she’s the same gal who led this “Young Eagles” fund-raising party to London for some bullshit “meeting” with David Cameron that David Cameron and the Tories knew nothing about. Here’s the full-sized version:
Which one of these young patriots will be America's next Karl Rove?

America Must Know The Truth, Chairman Steele! What up, indeed. [Facebook/Telegraph via Wonkette Operative "Ken B."]

 

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{ 55 comments }

Simba B March 30, 2010 at 1:23 pm

Isn’t it Cristal? Although I can certainly understand the typo.

rmontcal March 30, 2010 at 1:24 pm

WTF is Facebook?

ALIVE! March 30, 2010 at 1:24 pm

RNC meets Late Night Shots.

jagorev March 30, 2010 at 1:25 pm

Hehehe. Kristol.

Simba B March 30, 2010 at 1:25 pm

Oh, and I hope that party was in London, Ohio. Tipping cows and such, you know.

Looy March 30, 2010 at 1:26 pm

The Telegraph: “Allison Meyers, director of the Young Eagles and an RNC employee, refused to discuss the group’s trip to London.”

Hemp Dogbane March 30, 2010 at 1:28 pm

How much does it cost to watch lesbians doin’ it for real? I’ve got a $400 limit on my debit card.

SayItWithWookies March 30, 2010 at 1:29 pm

Oh, please say they were spending two grand a pop on Cristal and lap dances. Kristol would be the antidote to a lap dance.

bureaucrap March 30, 2010 at 1:30 pm

LAP DANCES FOR INDUSTRY!!!

ArkansasFred March 30, 2010 at 1:31 pm

I bet their weekend was a lot like Leaving Las Vegas, what with all the boozing, rape and overacting.

WIDTAP March 30, 2010 at 1:31 pm

[re=544569]Looy[/re]: Well, at least she is discrete.

yargisbargis March 30, 2010 at 1:32 pm

[re=544568]Simba B[/re]: It was the professional bullriding event. IN the hottest nightclub the midwest has to offer, natch.

Hutch March 30, 2010 at 1:32 pm

Facebook has really shortened the paper trail for investigative reporting. What up, indeed!

Gumboz1953 March 30, 2010 at 1:34 pm

Speaking of Republicans in New Orleans, can somebody tell soon-to-be-one-term Congressman Cao to quit robo-calling my iPhone (which has a 504 area code)?

I’m sure his seemingly weekly town halls and get-togethers on health care, etc. are absolutely fabulous, but I live 1000 miles away in Maryland and I REALLY can’t make it, thank you. I’m very happy with my Congressman, Elijah Cummings (MD-7), who I’m sure could beat Cao to a pulp if I asked him.

Joshua Norton March 30, 2010 at 1:35 pm

They obviously need a lot more “letterhead”. Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge.

Actually, I think this is the least offensive thing the repiggies have done lately. So it will probably be what brings them tumbling down.

Oh noes! Not teh secks!

ManchuCandidate March 30, 2010 at 1:35 pm

Here’s the Young Eagles with their latest hit…

Well, I’m running down the road
tryin’ to blow my load
I’ve got seven women on
my mind,
Four that say they own me,
Two that wanna bone me,
One says she’s a coworker of mine
Make It sleazy, make it sleazy
Don’t let the mocking of RNC spending
drive you crazy
Party up while you still can
don’t even try to understand
Just find a place to get a lap dance
and make it sleazy
Well, I’m a standing on a corner
in New Orleans, LA
and such a fine sight to see
It’s a stripper, my soul, coming down a stripper
pole checkin’ my wallet out for more lap dances
Come on, baby, don’t say maybe
I still know that Mickey Steel is
gonna pay me
We may lose and we may win though
we will be back here again
so open up, I’m climbin’ in,
so take it easy
Well I’m running down the road trying to blow
my load, got a world of trouble on my mind
lookin’ for a fundie who will pay for my
cover, he’s so hard to find

Looy March 30, 2010 at 1:36 pm
Egregious March 30, 2010 at 1:36 pm

Let the Eagle soar bitches!

Lazy Media March 30, 2010 at 1:36 pm

[re=544571]Hemp Dogbane[/re]: Depends. Are you wanting Cinemax Friday night lesbians, or Mexican-food-eatin’, pot-luck-goin’, pickup-truck-drivin’ lesbians? You can probably pay less for the latter, but don’t proposition the wrong one. Whoo, boy, I’ve learned that lesson.

JMP March 30, 2010 at 1:37 pm

First the neglect during and after Katrina, now the Young Eagles drunken rich arrogant douchebags who probably don’t tip. When will Republicans stop pissing on New Orleans?

bitchincamaro March 30, 2010 at 1:37 pm

[re=544574]bureaucrap[/re]: LAP DANCES FOR THE DEAD!

Knob Gobbler March 30, 2010 at 1:40 pm

Is this the Vegas trip where Fox reporter Major Garrett was rounding up the whores for the GOP or has that excursion not happened yet???

PalinComparison March 30, 2010 at 1:40 pm

Club Voyeur goes gay every Sunday night. Not sure if anyone knows that, but I’m about a billion per cent sure Eric Brown did.

comicbookguy March 30, 2010 at 1:42 pm

Allison and her Young Eagles are going to NOLA for Southern Decadence. Break out that RNC charge card. Cha-ching!

Ripley_in_CT March 30, 2010 at 1:43 pm

Wow. A chick set up a meeting at a strip/fetish/lesbionic/bondage club for her young republican male counterparts? That’s some woman. I bet she’s verrrrry popular.

SayItWithWookies March 30, 2010 at 1:44 pm

[re=544589]JMP[/re]: It’s typical GOP leadership — when New Orleans is begging for attention they ignore it, and now that they (and the rest of the country, for that matter) would prefer to be without Republican attention, here they come. If I were a New Orleanean and heard the Republicans were coming, I’d cut a hole in my roof now, just to be prepared in case I needed to escape from my attic.

DustBowlBlues March 30, 2010 at 1:45 pm

G**damn. I didn’t realize that in addition to all his other bullshit, Kristol was a male prostitute. Now his love for Sara Palin makes sense–she paid for his services.

As I said on another thread, if Steele didn’t exist, the Democrats would have to invent him. But the paid junkets to Las Vegas and Hawaii (Puerta Vallarta must be next) should do great things for membership in the Young Republics. Shit, I might join. I could use a vacation.

martinette March 30, 2010 at 1:47 pm

Why doesn’t the GOP just spam this shit out of their donors the way the Dems do?

Barrelhse March 30, 2010 at 1:49 pm

[re=544574]bureaucrap[/re]: Shoes for the dead!

Barrelhse March 30, 2010 at 1:52 pm

[re=544586]Egregious[/re]: My fear is this: With this bunch it may be eagles “sore”, and I don’t want to watch.

Hooray For Anything March 30, 2010 at 1:54 pm

Going to NOLA is kind of a smart move. Instead of having to spend all sorts of money on drinks and tips to see boobs, they just have to buy some beads and throw them.

WIDTAP March 30, 2010 at 1:58 pm

[re=544596]Ripley_in_CT[/re]: She’s very young and still thinks the “in” thing is to get into the “hottest” clubs. Oh well, just another of life’s little lessons.

Sleeves March 30, 2010 at 2:01 pm

[re=544576]WIDTAP[/re]: Hehehe. Discrete. (Young Eagles: for a singleton screeching simplex conservation club, it’s unusual.)

SmutBoffin March 30, 2010 at 2:02 pm

Why are these youngRNCpeopleMTVpartythings called ‘fundraisers’? How do you come out in the black when you need to pay for international flights and lodging?

Sire Says March 30, 2010 at 2:04 pm

This might be a hot pic of the girl in question, “Allison Meyers,” based on a cached Facebook profile. Site is kinda NSFW:
http://blog.unzipped.net/2010/03/under-the-bus-rnc-staffer-fired-for-lesbo-bondage-club-bar-tab.html

Papas got a brand new teabag March 30, 2010 at 2:06 pm

Kristol would have to pay me much more than 2 large to give him just one “pop”

[shudder]

Dashboard_Buddha March 30, 2010 at 2:06 pm

[re=544601]Barrelhse[/re]: stiletto pumps for the dead!

Jukesgrrl March 30, 2010 at 2:07 pm

[re=544564]Simba B[/re]: I don’t know, the words “blowing” and “Kristol” in the same sentence work for me.

S.Luggo March 30, 2010 at 2:07 pm

[re=544595]comicbookguy[/re]: Allison has had a change in plans. http://tinyurl.com/yhf4f9a

S.Luggo March 30, 2010 at 2:10 pm

This world is killing you. My aim is true.
http://tinyurl.com/yh4395x

RoscoePColtraine March 30, 2010 at 2:14 pm

So let Erik Brown eat the $2,000 tab and have his name dragged through the mud and his business ruined. Pay to play, baby.

Sleeves March 30, 2010 at 2:15 pm

[re=544620]SmutBoffin[/re]: Hustle harder. Total foreign commitment, because a fail-ticket from international petty cash really stands to reconciliation.

Hooray For Anything March 30, 2010 at 2:31 pm

[re=544596]Ripley_in_CT[/re]: She’s also a woman in the Republican Party, something should make her even more popular with that group. Not only that, she’s a woman in the Republican Party who doesn’t appear to be either a Jesus freak or 60 years old.

My guess is she hasn’t had to buy a drink for herself in several years

Ken Layne March 30, 2010 at 2:46 pm

[re=544564]Simba B[/re]: That’s my clever GOP wordplay of the day. (See “Bill Kristol.”)

Jukesgrrl March 30, 2010 at 2:48 pm

Couldn’t they just have given them a box of solid gold Peeps(R) and been done with it?

Manos: Hands of Fate March 30, 2010 at 2:50 pm

Isn’t David Cameron a big commie? Why isn’t the fact the RNC is raising money by selling tickets to meet a European socialist who hates Israel a bigger deal than some silly old strip club.

Berkeley Bear March 30, 2010 at 2:55 pm

All of this would have been forgiven, of course, if Ms. Myers had collected several million in donations from these loons – which you should be able to get if you stay sober in a club like Voyeur and get the right pictures. That’s what G. Gordon would have done, back in the day.

But it sounds more like she, taking a page from Steele, was using this organization as a floating party for herself and whatever friends wanted to play along. When people said “Party First” I guess she took it as literal career advice.

Of course, who amoung us wouldn’t have abused nearly unlimited spending privileges in their early 20s? Put your hand down, Hopey – you and I both know we’d have snorted our noses off.

sati demise March 30, 2010 at 2:56 pm

[re=544585]Looy[/re]: oh, so shes the lesbian who likes to watch!

GOPCrusher March 30, 2010 at 3:06 pm

[re=544606]Hooray For Anything[/re]: Personally, I would have selected Tijuana. Because after a lesbian BDSM club, the next logical choice has to be a little interspecies erotica. Probably run them a grand total of 200 dollars and you get to watch the girl and donkey get married after the show.

snideinplainsight March 30, 2010 at 3:10 pm

Despite a formal process, those receipts may not be scrutinized as hard under chairman Michael Steele as they were under other chairmanships, one informed source privately told The Daily Caller, citing a “lack of knowledge” at the RNC.

Former chief financial officer Jay Banning, who had been with the committee for over 30 years, left the RNC when Steele took over as chairman.

“There’s no adult supervision,” said the Republican very familiar with the RNC financial process, when questioned on the current financial structure. Asked about prior RNC administrations, the Republican said, “everything was scrutinized.”

(from dailycaller.com)

Red Zeppelin March 30, 2010 at 3:11 pm

[re=544564]Simba B[/re]: I guess Bill’s raised his hourly whoring rates, although who would pay it is anybody’s guess.

chaste everywhere March 30, 2010 at 3:18 pm

[re=544584]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Stupendo, but to pay tribute to Frey and Henley it needs more vapid philosophizing.

[re=544601]Barrelhse[/re]: O, right on, Daddy-o!

WIDTAP March 30, 2010 at 3:44 pm

[re=544788]snideinplainsight[/re]: Why would anyone want to check a pretty 20-something’s receipts? Who needs business expense procedures when you have a megawatt smile, boobies and an “in” at the latest bondage club?

WIDTAP March 30, 2010 at 4:33 pm

[re=544864]WIDTAP[/re]: This is also why Riley gets all of his receipts checked by Ken. He only qualifies for two out of three.

J March 30, 2010 at 9:28 pm

That wily DNC. There is no way Michael Steele is not a Dem plant. Just wait till the 2012 election and Obama breezes back in and ‘ol Mike shows up standing on the podium behind him on election night with a shit-eating grin. Well played Democrats.

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