Months later, the wingnuts finally got around to forwarding their “getcher feet offa mah Merkin desk, Obama bin Lyin’, its from Queen Vic dagnabbit” email to National Review abortion dragon Kathryn Jean Lopez. Since K-Lo Does Not Read Wonkette, someone should forward her that Bush picture, and then maybe she’d shut up and return to life on Planet Earth. [Twitter]
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March 29, 2010
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“Kathryn Lopez” sounds like a beaner to me. Where does she get off criticizing black people? They were oppressed first.
She’s just jealous that Barry can put his feet up without breaking the desk.
Yes, the Bush image will be the jarringly perfect response.
[re=543874]Aurelio[/re]: It’s in teh Constitution!
yea, but then they will say “you always blame Bush first” or just “blaming Bush again” ad infinitum.
They did forward the post. She eated it.
Besides, George Bush put his feet on the Presidential desk, so according to Wonkette, that makes it OK.
I suggest sending the picture of Gerald Ford with his feet on the desk but that’s before her time.
[re=543877]ManchuCandidate[/re]: And that he has seen his feet without the use of mirrors.
[re=543886]Aurelio[/re]: Ha! That is a great example of the circular logic employed by these dingbats.
She’s pissed b/c even though Hopey would be serving coffee to Teddy and Bill she’d be running the leafblower in the rose garden.
Ah, this is true democracy in action — the president has a tremendous week, and his adversaries — in their tiny, ignorant, squeaking troll army — mew on and on about how he doesn’t extend his pinkie when he drinks tea. K-Lo, you have earned your irrelevance — don’t waste it.
Will someone who tweets please just send her a “Meow” from me?
Doesn’t the Earth have enough bloody problems, Ken?
Haven’t heard much lately from the woman Ken so endearingly christened a “Mouth-breathing fart-sack.”
For KLo it’s all Mandingo … all the time.
[re=543892]Hopey McChangey[/re]: Is ‘rose garden’ a euphemism for her unspeakable bits?
When you mouse over that National Review article it says “elephant-in-the-room/kathryn-jean-lopez.”
Hah!
it’s his home. he can put his feet (kind of big, ain’t they?) wherever he pleases in his own home.
Wait until she finds out that Ronald Reagan fathered a child out of wedlock.
Do you think you would commit suicide if K-Lo touched your bum? I would.
[re=543902]widestanceromancer[/re]: I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. Off to go find some brain bleach.
[re=543881]SlouchingTowardsWasilla[/re]: No it wouldn’t. It’s obviously a librul Photoshop job to make G.W. Bush look bad. A white man would never put his feet up on Teh People’s Desk.
JARRING! IT’S SO JARRING!
I took one for the team and emailed her the photo. I’m pretty sure I’m the first one who has done it, and I am awaiting a very special personal response from K-Lo.
This is exactly what happens when the left caves-in to the wingnuts. First, every one agreed that it was wrong for Bill Clinton to put his interns on the oval office desk, now they say no feet, next it will be no elbows, and then it will be no coffee cups with out coasters. Its a slippery slope people.
Can’t wait for her Easter tweet, in which she heralds the breaking story that Jesus the Nazarene totally flipped the script on the Jews and is in fact alive, in the sky, and did we all know about this?
KLo, do you do too much blow? Is that why you put so much twit in your Twitter twats? You’re very too much with the scold rather than the snark.
There is a fine linesorry poor metaphor… There is a distinction between the two. Persevere, you’ll catch on someday, but in the mean time our world is a richer place because of your attempts.Ah, the joys of putting your feet up on your desk! Try it, it is exhilarating. So back in B.C, when I was a young’un (and attractive female) I used to put my feet up on the desk. The problem was we did not have offices, or even cubicles. That was the plight of information workers (university teachers) back in the day. So there I was with my feet on the desk, enjoying my morning coffee. I noticed that one of my colleagues–Terry O’Malley, young but with white hair, looked like he drank bourbon for breakfast–was very active that morning. Why that was the third time he had walked past my desk in a half an hour! Then I realized: those Irishmen (remember when the Irish were a “minority”?) are a randy bunch.
I sense repressed bodice-ripping …
Bigger fish to fry: get to work on that pedestrian overpass to Canada.
I call bullshit. There’s no way K-Lo has an issue with Barry sittin on back and listening to white folk.
I await the panicked tweet about FDR’s packing the Supreme Court so as to ram the New Deal down her throat.
Heh…now K-Lo cannot stop thinking about fish and chips.
National Review editorial meeting, 3/29/10
John Derbyshire: Man, Obama actually had a pretty good week. What bullshit meme can we pull out of our asses and get circulating again to get the focus off his successes?
Mark Krikorian: Birth certificate?
Daniel Foster: Nah, too easy. How about we smear Bill Ayers for something?
John Derbyshire: For some reason people don’t seem to care that Obama sat in on a few meetings with a guy who forty years ago helped blow up a bathroom. I know, weird! Anyone else?
Jonah Goldberg: Mmmmmmfffffff.
John Derbyshire: Kathryn, please release Jonah’s head from the grip of your powerful thighs.
Jonah Goldberg: Whew, that’s better. Um, his Marxism is a super collider of fascism that results in the creation of atoms of Communism that form dark matter to engulf our Constitution.
John Derbyshire: Don’t you have a Seder to go to, Jew boy? How about you, K-Lo? Any ideas?
Kathryn Lopez: MMmmffffff. (Swallows, belches)</i) John, you always call on me when I’m in the middle of my stuff-a-dozen-Krispy-Kremes-in-my-mouth-at-once trick. How about I Tweet something about that picture someone sent me a few months ago about Obama putting his foot on his desk in the Oval Office? That’ll make some heads explode.
John Derbyshire: Perfect! Let’s break for lunch, I believe today is Mexican-Baby-on-a-Bun day in the cafeteria.
I’m not sure whales should be talking about “bigger fish to fry” (not you, troubledog.)
But: is anybody else old enough that when J-Lo kvetches about Hopey’s feet on the desk and talks about frying fish, the theme song to “The Jeffersons” pops immediately to mind?
Speaking of “bigger fish to fry,” K-Lo’s ass has its own ZIP code.
[re=543902]widestanceromancer[/re]: Definitely not — a rose garden is no stranger to pricks.
Obama farts in that chair, too. Impeach!
[re=543971]imissopus[/re]: Oops, html tag close FAIL, you idiot.
For a start…
http://phoenixwoman.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/karl_rove_04.jpg
http://www.markcurtismedia.com/files/imagecache/540wide/files/Ford%20Feet%20on%20Desk.jpg
[re=543971]imissopus[/re]: If you only could capture the smell of failure mixed with stale donuts and ass, it is just like you are in the room with them.
[re=544028]madtowngooner[/re]: Bush and Ford don’t count – neither of them ever won an election.
I like to sing K-Lo’s tweets in the tune of Cheech and Chong’s Mexican Americans :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLqqZmNFa_A
K-lo = Vatican washing machine (3 cardinal cocks in her mouth at a time).
klo’s non-response response: “yes, bush put his feet on his desk too. doesn’t quite change my view of the obama photo. and i’m sure i haven’t surprised you any. enjoy.”
i’m not sure what we are supposed to enjoy. false equivalence? confusion?
Yeah, putting presidential feet on the desk is so much more offensive than eating cake while one of America’s great cities is being destroyed and its citizens drowning.
I need a little help here in that I’m not sure how putting your foot on the Oval Office desk is a perfect image representing the establishing a Socialist Utopia that will enslave us all. Did Stalin always put his foot on the desk or something? Is that why Marx never got to go many parties?
DAMMIT – He is so arrogant with all his bowing and scaping all the time! Wait… what?
I think the formula is “Here is a picture of Obama doing anything other than standing at full attention saluting our troops while reciting the Pledge of Allegiance. A perfect image of his un-American nature. No lapel pin either. Also.”
Modify per the picture of the day. Repeat until next election.
Standard rebuttal: Bush was more American.
[re=543976]WadISay[/re]:
Oh god, you had to start. There goes the rest of my afternoon.
K-Lo’s ass is so big she needs a scaffold, three midgets, and a video camera to wipe.
K-Lo’s ass is so big Chesapeake Energy wanted to survey it as a potential source of natural gas.
Big? K-lo’s ass is so big she claims it on her taxes as a business address.
K-Lo’s ass? I thought that was a really ugly bounce house.
K-Lo’s ass is so big she once tripped Denmark with it.
…Etc.
[re=544050]pragmatism[/re]: translation: no facts in existence will change my bigotry and prejudice. Thanks for trying.
I guess I’m still confused why KLo would find a photographic image of a lithe Kenyan-American, ensconced in the most powerful position on the planet, feet up on the desk, giving orders to a platoon of sycophantic white male minions, disturbing.
[re=543908]KilgoreTrout_XL[/re]: No, sorry. I would under some conditions consent to sexual contact with Kathryn Jean Lopez. One of them: she must remain totally silent, or it’s the ball gag and the belt.
rethinking that… she’d probably cross me on purpose…
[re=544121]Aquannissiwamissoo[/re]: She used the phrase “jarringly perfect.” You think she loves the President and is simply in stunned awe of his technique?
Does K-Lo have a beard in that pic?! That revives the speculation that “she” is just another one of Jo-Go’s personas. The ancient Mayan prophecy is true!
http://wonkette.com/407321/jonah-goldberg-k-lo-write-same-article-for-different-websites-probably-are-having-sex-with-each-other
Next thing you know, K-Lo will write a powerful, pithy column about Lee Iacocca’s speech about Leadership, which the wingnuts altered to turn into a speech denouncing Obama, for great justice. I think K-Lo is just cold believin’ every hoax-laded email chain letter that is forwarded to her, just like she’s an Old or something.
I’m holding out for the K-Lo sexy bikini calendar. Now that would be the shit.
[re=544050]pragmatism[/re]: You see, it doesn’t matter that Bush did it. What matters is that K-Lo has a mental image of Obama, period. It also doesn’t matter that K-Lo’s mental image is delusional.
[re=543901]Aquannissiwamissoo[/re]: Yeah, she finally got around to it b/c she has grown tired of her “Legends of the Monster Black Cock” boxed set. It kept her interest for the past, oh, six months.
Wow, NRO fan-fiction. Time for this site to eat its gun.
[re=544050]pragmatism[/re]: Are we supposed to enjoy the fact she admits she has a double standard?
[re=543884]Katydid[/re]: And it took this long to pass through her GI tract — whence it could at last be ready to be twatted. She was so offended, she needed extra time to digest.
i twatted her can we give her more twitz
http://www.markcurtismedia.com/files/imagecache/540wide/files/Ford%20Feet%20on%20Desk.jpg
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y125/kskiska/BushFeetDesk.jpg
http://www.reagan.utexas.edu/archives/photographs/large/c310-25A.jpg HE WAS EATING ON THE PEOPLE’S DESK!!!!!!
Is she related to the mouth-breathing fart-sack Kathryn Lopez?
[re=544152]glamourdammerung[/re]: how does one enjoy that? i think [re=544126]problemwithcaring[/re]: [re=544141] and Single Player[/re]: have it right. there is only one standard for her the desperately crazy standard.
If you want K Lo to read something, it’s best to put a Papa John’s coupon on it.
She’s a nutjob.
I’m positive that Repubs would get angry at jogging if they saw Obama do it, no matter what Bush did.
She’s a nutjob.
I’m positive that Repubs would get angry at jogging if they saw Obama do it, no matter what Bush did.
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Irrepressible … urge … to put foot up … this woman’s backside.
[re=544213]TGY[/re]: Be sure to put on your hob-nail boots first…
I dunno, K-Lo looks kinda uppity herself. Let’s just hope she doesn’t put her feet up on anything.
Were libertard columnists this mind numbingly stupid and petty during the W years?
“then maybe she’d shut up and return to life on Planet Earth”
That’s what I like about you folks — your ever-buoyant cockeyed optimism.
I kinda think K-LO wants her legs up on the desk. Or needs it. Maybe she’d rather get on all fours.
She is stunned. Forget raising her legs more than six inches off the ground, Senorita Lopez hasn’t seen her feet since the first Clinton administration.
Oh, no! You’ve got your links mixed up and i went to KLo’s “site”….
Argh!
She does call her self a glutton, so it wasn’t a completely worthless trip.
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