You know Lucifer, right? “He was a pig god, that’s all he was.” And because of this, famous American video star Norman Leboon Sr. demands that the 20-year-old children’s movie Babe be removed from all video stores, OR NORMAN WILL BURN DOWN THE MALLS, all of them. Also: He’s gay?

We’ve already learned that Norman, the actual All-Powerful God, doesn’t think much of Rick Warren, Barack Obama’s personal pastor. But now, thanks to Wonkette Star Commenter S.Luggo, we know that Norman (or someone claiming to be the same Norman Lebbon of Philadelphia) proclaimed his Homosexuality on this Queerty comments section back in 2008:

Rick Warren ‘Give it up’ We gays and Lesbians WILL NOT lay down anymore!
To all in our family we MUST continue to speak out and NEVER have the Rick Warren’s take our rights away!

Also, thank you, Mr. President Obama elect, if Mr. Rick Warren spoke out against woman, blacks or Jews as he does with us (gays) would he be making the Prayers for you at the White House???

Norman LeBoon SR
Philadelphila, Pa USA

Oh and here are a bunch more Norman video threats against everything, courtesy of America’s Reporter of Wingnuts & Weirdos, Dave Weigel.

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  • chascates

    He’s suffering from bacon-deficiency.

  • Red Zeppelin

    What’s his native language? Klingon?

  • Marxist Leninist Papist

    Well, at least we can be absolutly certain that one god is unambiguously on the side of us fags and fag lovers. You take what you can get.

  • Bearbloke
  • Smoke Filled Roommate

    ..a chrise on a cross. a cross on a crise.

  • Lazy Media

    As anyone can easily learn from Sunni jihadi websites, ALL Shia are gay, and worship Satan. (The Mehdi reference is a dead giveaway).

  • FreshCliches

    If he is (hand flourish) the Messiah, well, I am (fin flap) the Walrus.

    Goo goo ga joob.

  • Scarab

    Still, he makes more sense than Palin.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Pig gods haven’t gotten any respect since William Golding died.

  • Marxist Leninist Papist

    He has good taste in movie, this Norman fellow. Never could stand that Babe dreck..
    Now only if he turns his sights on Titantic and Avatar, I’ll personally nominate him to be a bloody saint.

  • spanielmander

    Jesus Christ, Tom Hanks has really let himself go!

  • Hedley Lamar

    Check out the brain on Norman. Does he have his own CSPAN number to call?

  • mumblyjoe

    Well, you can put lipstick on a pig-god…

  • Katydid

    I’m fairly sure Rick Warren hates teh women, teh blackz and teh Jooz, specially the ones who have teh ghey. So maybe Leboon has teh point? Nah, that would be crazy. Crazy like Fox News!

  • Smoke Filled Roommate

    And he tops it all off with his love of chihuahuas.. wow.

  • Mr Blifil

    He’s very comfortable in front of the camera. For a minute there I even thought there might be an Andy Kaufman thing happening. Man that would be cool if it were true.

  • vkladchik

    Either a joke, or the guy needs medical help. I feel for his family.

  • elburrito

    Are we sure this isn’t Joe Frank?


    That’ll do, whack-job. That’ll do.

  • Monsieur Grumpe

    Watch your back Beck. This guy has the FOX news commentator spiel down pat.

  • Mad Brahms

    Oh great, now this will be spun as The True Face of the Homosexual Agenda by Cantor, probably.

  • JMP

    This deity really does hate pretty much everyone; they’d better watch out whenever he gets around to killing them like he originally planned last September. For at this time, a friend shall lose his friend’s hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o’clock.

  • St.SarahOfThePO

    Wow, Ken earned a mention over at The Atlantic for his take on the whole Cantor/nutjob thing.

  • JGB

    The one about the YouTube employees, where he says he will kill their first born children for removing his videos, is quite apropos today…now where’d I leave that spring lamb blood?

  • FreshCliches

    Now we know what Howard Beale would’ve been like in the internet age.

  • Jim89048

    Thought I saw this cat over at

  • blinky_twinkie

    [re=543793]St.SarahOfThePO[/re]: Linky on which to clicky plz?

  • MortSinclair

    Meet Glenn Beck’s half-brother, the one who is muslin and ghey.

  • Dumptruck

    Maybe once they give Norm a job on CNN he’ll tone down the rhetoric and attribute everything he said in the past to some distraction. In the mean time, I intend to educate myself about the many dangers of the world according to Norman, including this brilliant bit about Babe being a Luciferian pig-god.

  • Autochthon

    “Vera, that boy’s not right.”

  • smitallica

    Is the Nine-Scene Creed what the Nicene Creed is called when translated into Fucktard?

  • Sleeves

    So…we’ve arrested One…among the better comedians working today.

  • GOPCrusher

    [re=543780]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Roger Ailes is running to his house with a contract to sign as we speak!

  • Terry

    Well, not only is he gay but he seems to be really hot for beautiful black men with long, long dreadlocks.

  • S.Luggo


    [re=543778]WIDTAP[/re]: Win.

  • twoeightnine

    Wait, does that mean there is/is not a Norman Leboon Jr?

  • Radiotherapy

    [re=543759]Scarab[/re]: Seriously.

    Excerpts from his last Mobile Crisis Evaluation:
    “Oh, I’m not crazy.”

  • DeLand DeLakes

    …so this is the guy who’s responsible for _Beverly Hills Chihuahua_?

  • norbizness

    This is like scraping the bottom of a barrel full of beaten dead horses.

  • Sleeves

    [re=544147]norbizness[/re]: If you’ve watched a SubGenius Devival, then yes. If you’ve forgotten for fifteen years of grace, then…I appreciate Grace!

  • Aurelio

    [re=543873]Terry[/re]: Gorgeous ones, especially, too.

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