'HE WAS A PIG GOD THAT'S ALL HE WAS'  4:18 pm March 29, 2010

Gay Muslim Nutter Will Burn Down the Malls Unless This Filthy Pig Movie ‘Babe’ Is Destroyed

by Ken Layne


You know Lucifer, right? “He was a pig god, that’s all he was.” And because of this, famous American video star Norman Leboon Sr. demands that the 20-year-old children’s movie Babe be removed from all video stores, OR NORMAN WILL BURN DOWN THE MALLS, all of them. Also: He’s gay?

We’ve already learned that Norman, the actual All-Powerful God, doesn’t think much of Rick Warren, Barack Obama’s personal pastor. But now, thanks to Wonkette Star Commenter S.Luggo, we know that Norman (or someone claiming to be the same Norman Lebbon of Philadelphia) proclaimed his Homosexuality on this Queerty comments section back in 2008:

Rick Warren ‘Give it up’ We gays and Lesbians WILL NOT lay down anymore!
To all in our family we MUST continue to speak out and NEVER have the Rick Warren’s take our rights away!

Also, thank you, Mr. President Obama elect, if Mr. Rick Warren spoke out against woman, blacks or Jews as he does with us (gays) would he be making the Prayers for you at the White House???

Norman LeBoon SR
Philadelphila, Pa USA

Oh and here are a bunch more Norman video threats against everything, courtesy of America’s Reporter of Wingnuts & Weirdos, Dave Weigel.

 

Hola wonkerados.

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{ 41 comments }

chascates March 29, 2010 at 4:19 pm

He’s suffering from bacon-deficiency.

Red Zeppelin March 29, 2010 at 4:19 pm

What’s his native language? Klingon?

Marxist Leninist Papist March 29, 2010 at 4:21 pm

Well, at least we can be absolutly certain that one god is unambiguously on the side of us fags and fag lovers. You take what you can get.

Bearbloke March 29, 2010 at 4:22 pm

He’s not gay! He merely has ‘Disciples’… like this one

Smoke Filled Roommate March 29, 2010 at 4:23 pm

..a chrise on a cross. a cross on a crise.

Lazy Media March 29, 2010 at 4:27 pm

As anyone can easily learn from Sunni jihadi websites, ALL Shia are gay, and worship Satan. (The Mehdi reference is a dead giveaway).

FreshCliches March 29, 2010 at 4:28 pm

If he is (hand flourish) the Messiah, well, I am (fin flap) the Walrus.

Goo goo ga joob.

Scarab March 29, 2010 at 4:29 pm

Still, he makes more sense than Palin.

SayItWithWookies March 29, 2010 at 4:30 pm

Pig gods haven’t gotten any respect since William Golding died.

Marxist Leninist Papist March 29, 2010 at 4:30 pm

He has good taste in movie, this Norman fellow. Never could stand that Babe dreck..
Now only if he turns his sights on Titantic and Avatar, I’ll personally nominate him to be a bloody saint.

spanielmander March 29, 2010 at 4:31 pm

Jesus Christ, Tom Hanks has really let himself go!

Hedley Lamar March 29, 2010 at 4:32 pm

Check out the brain on Norman. Does he have his own CSPAN number to call?

mumblyjoe March 29, 2010 at 4:32 pm

Well, you can put lipstick on a pig-god…

Katydid March 29, 2010 at 4:34 pm

I’m fairly sure Rick Warren hates teh women, teh blackz and teh Jooz, specially the ones who have teh ghey. So maybe Leboon has teh point? Nah, that would be crazy. Crazy like Fox News!

Smoke Filled Roommate March 29, 2010 at 4:35 pm

And he tops it all off with his love of chihuahuas.. wow.

Mr Blifil March 29, 2010 at 4:35 pm

He’s very comfortable in front of the camera. For a minute there I even thought there might be an Andy Kaufman thing happening. Man that would be cool if it were true.

vkladchik March 29, 2010 at 4:36 pm

Either a joke, or the guy needs medical help. I feel for his family.

elburrito March 29, 2010 at 4:36 pm

Are we sure this isn’t Joe Frank?

WIDTAP March 29, 2010 at 4:36 pm

That’ll do, whack-job. That’ll do.

Monsieur Grumpe March 29, 2010 at 4:38 pm

Watch your back Beck. This guy has the FOX news commentator spiel down pat.

Mad Brahms March 29, 2010 at 4:41 pm

Oh great, now this will be spun as The True Face of the Homosexual Agenda by Cantor, probably.

JMP March 29, 2010 at 4:42 pm

This deity really does hate pretty much everyone; they’d better watch out whenever he gets around to killing them like he originally planned last September. For at this time, a friend shall lose his friend’s hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o’clock.

St.SarahOfThePO March 29, 2010 at 4:43 pm

Wow, Ken earned a mention over at The Atlantic for his take on the whole Cantor/nutjob thing.

JGB March 29, 2010 at 4:46 pm

The one about the YouTube employees, where he says he will kill their first born children for removing his videos, is quite apropos today…now where’d I leave that spring lamb blood?

FreshCliches March 29, 2010 at 4:49 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kiapY2X2RQ

Now we know what Howard Beale would’ve been like in the internet age.

Jim89048 March 29, 2010 at 4:52 pm

Thought I saw this cat over at stuffgodhates.com

blinky_twinkie March 29, 2010 at 4:57 pm

[re=543793]St.SarahOfThePO[/re]: Linky on which to clicky plz?

MortSinclair March 29, 2010 at 4:58 pm

Meet Glenn Beck’s half-brother, the one who is muslin and ghey.

Dumptruck March 29, 2010 at 4:58 pm

Maybe once they give Norm a job on CNN he’ll tone down the rhetoric and attribute everything he said in the past to some distraction. In the mean time, I intend to educate myself about the many dangers of the world according to Norman, including this brilliant bit about Babe being a Luciferian pig-god.

Autochthon March 29, 2010 at 4:58 pm

“Vera, that boy’s not right.”

smitallica March 29, 2010 at 4:59 pm

Is the Nine-Scene Creed what the Nicene Creed is called when translated into Fucktard?

Sleeves March 29, 2010 at 5:10 pm

So…we’ve arrested One…among the better comedians working today.

GOPCrusher March 29, 2010 at 5:16 pm

[re=543780]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Roger Ailes is running to his house with a contract to sign as we speak!

Terry March 29, 2010 at 5:22 pm

Well, not only is he gay but he seems to be really hot for beautiful black men with long, long dreadlocks.

S.Luggo March 29, 2010 at 5:29 pm

[re=543767]mumblyjoe[/re]: http://pumapac.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/ugly-pig-new2.png

[re=543778]WIDTAP[/re]: Win.

twoeightnine March 29, 2010 at 5:41 pm

Wait, does that mean there is/is not a Norman Leboon Jr?

Radiotherapy March 29, 2010 at 5:44 pm

[re=543759]Scarab[/re]: Seriously.

Excerpts from his last Mobile Crisis Evaluation:
“Oh, I’m not crazy.”
“I AM NOT PARANOID”

DeLand DeLakes March 29, 2010 at 6:13 pm

…so this is the guy who’s responsible for _Beverly Hills Chihuahua_?

norbizness March 29, 2010 at 8:42 pm

This is like scraping the bottom of a barrel full of beaten dead horses.

Sleeves March 29, 2010 at 10:43 pm

[re=544147]norbizness[/re]: If you’ve watched a SubGenius Devival, then yes. If you’ve forgotten for fifteen years of grace, then…I appreciate Grace!

Aurelio March 30, 2010 at 2:35 am

[re=543873]Terry[/re]: Gorgeous ones, especially, too.

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