AMERICA'S WEBCAM PUNDITS  2:38 pm March 29, 2010

Here’s the Nut Who Threatened Eric Cantor, Threatening Barack Obama a Year Ago

by Ken Layne

What up, schlub?Ha ha, why didn’t Barack Obama have this webcam arrested LAST YEAR, before Norman Leboon “removed” Barack Obama from the White House after Norman Leboon removed all the satellites from orbit, and also the Secret Service? And why didn’t Harry Reid hold a press conference announcing this YouTube against him? UPDATE: Most hilarious Norman Leboon video ever added to this post, lol Family Guy/Star Wars.

And here is Norman Leboon’s terrifying vision of the Apocalypse that happened last year — do you remember?! — when a Eurythmics song played as this still picture of a dust cloud was broadcast to Earth by God:

What else we got from Norman, threat-wise?

Silencio!

And here, God’s most blase Messenger has a great message for England, because God is so proud of England’s Lutheran Church, and props to da Pope, too, for the good wishes!

Don’t judge, haters! Sometimes God is vicious and nuts (see: Old Testament) and just cold wants to kill his People, and other times he smokes out and relaxes and it’s all good. Just need to calm down the Evangelical Christians, because they’re kind of out of control! They’re saying horrible things about God, who is right here on YouTube! Dude.

And now, the masterpiece:

 
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whiskey tango foxtrot March 29, 2010 at 2:42 pm

The accent!! Ahhh you always know the Philly/Baltimorons.

Aquannissiwamissoo March 29, 2010 at 2:43 pm

Joe Cocker ?!!?

Lucidamente March 29, 2010 at 2:43 pm

Let me guess: his childhood priest was Father Lawrence Murphy.

GoinGreen March 29, 2010 at 2:43 pm

Man, this dude would be a HOOT to go drinking with! I especially like the part where he tells all of the world leaders that they will “loshe their shacurrity”. That, my friends, is whiskey tongue at its finest!

ArkansasFred March 29, 2010 at 2:44 pm

I just White Pages -> Google Maps -> Street View’d our friend here and he’s from reeeaaaallllllllly close to where I grow up. Like less than a mile close. Yikes.

Blue_in_VA March 29, 2010 at 2:44 pm

Dude only blinks, like, 10 times in the whole video. How is that possible? That right there must bump you up to the top of the FBI watch list.

Bearbloke March 29, 2010 at 2:45 pm

It seems posting of this nutter’s video made the very Internets recoil with ICK! for a moment…

Potater March 29, 2010 at 2:46 pm

If you scroll all the way to the bottom he has another video saying “President Obama, this is my LAST video to you” which was filmed almost a year ago.

How can we trust this man to successfully summon the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse and bring about the End of All Worlds when he is so intent on lying to the American people?

Mr Blifil March 29, 2010 at 2:46 pm

He said she said!

S.Luggo March 29, 2010 at 2:47 pm

Norm is also a ghey nonhetero who has a major hard-on for Rick Warren.

******
http://www.queerty.com/rick-warrens-website-ditches-gay-damnation-20081223/

No. 3 • NORMAN LEBOON SR
Rick Warren Give it up We gays and Lesbians WILL NOT lay down anymore!
To all in our family we MUST continue to speak out and NEVER have the Rick Warren’s take our rights away!
Also, thank you, Mr. President Obama elect, if Mr. Rick Warren spoke out against woman, blacks or Jews as he does with us (gays) would he be making the Prayers for you at the White House???
Norman LeBoon SR
Philadelphila, Pa USA
Posted: Dec 25, 2008 at 5:58 am

chascates March 29, 2010 at 2:47 pm

Skoalrebel with a beard?

Bearbloke March 29, 2010 at 2:48 pm

Why does Layne this This Schlub = Class?

biznesskommunity March 29, 2010 at 2:48 pm

This is actually Glen Beck during his Ambien phase.

sezme March 29, 2010 at 2:49 pm

Just to be clear, that’s not you, Ken?

Bearbloke March 29, 2010 at 2:50 pm

[re=543533]GoinGreen[/re]: I’d wager he’s got Whiskey-dick, also…

Monsieur Grumpe March 29, 2010 at 2:51 pm

Your eyes look like a road map,
I’m afraid to smell your breath
You better shut your peepers before you bleed to death

FYI
http://www.rayherndon.net/bloodshot.html

sati demise March 29, 2010 at 2:52 pm

Needs more lithium!

EdFlinstone March 29, 2010 at 2:52 pm

Tom Sizemore still looks like shit after celebrity rehab.

Bearbloke March 29, 2010 at 2:52 pm
the problem child March 29, 2010 at 2:52 pm

Quite an oeuvrem, ranging from pointless and inane to sloppily menacing. He’s the thinking man’s skoalrebel!!

Judas Peckerwood March 29, 2010 at 2:54 pm

Instant 2012 GOP frontrunner!

JMP March 29, 2010 at 2:54 pm

So you tried to throw your big Apocalypse on us, god, but we’re all still here; not so all-powerful now, are you? In your face, god!

But it is comforting to see that god really is one of us; just a big, fat, hairy, completely insane slob like one of us.

[re=543534]ArkansasFred[/re]: It looks like he’s just a few miles away from me; it would be creepy if he were a real threat.

ManchuCandidate March 29, 2010 at 2:55 pm

Looks like the Buggles could update their only hit song:

“Asshole snitched on the Video Nut”

Ken Layne March 29, 2010 at 2:57 pm

[re=543565]JMP[/re]: Just a slob like one of us …. ♪ ♫ (Prince version.)

the problem child March 29, 2010 at 2:58 pm

[re=543562]the problem child[/re]: oeuvre, dickslap.

Noonan March 29, 2010 at 2:58 pm

Christopher Hitchens?

Texan Bulldoggette March 29, 2010 at 2:59 pm

I’m going to go out on a limb & assume this fine specimen is still available. Come & get him, ladies (or big black man in jail).

GoinGreen March 29, 2010 at 2:59 pm

[re=543553]Bearbloke[/re]: Did the Republifucks successfully remove the HCA provision about Viagra for whiskey-dicked Wingnutters that get drunk and rant on video (with exception to televangelists, of course)? If so, then it was all worth it.

JoeMac March 29, 2010 at 2:59 pm

Wow, they have been amazing strides in education on computer usage for the developmentally disabled.

lawrenceofthedesert March 29, 2010 at 2:59 pm

Waits needs to write a sequel, “The Piano Has Been 5150′d.”

Katydid March 29, 2010 at 3:00 pm

I’m just a pagan and all, but I’m thinking that Martin Luther, when he nailed his feces because of his Diet of Worms, pretty much was expressing his hatred of the Catholic Church, was he not? Also, too, are the English not Protestants, famous the world over for burning Catholics alive for hundreds of years, and vice versa? Just sayin’.

Anybody else think the background looks like Ceiling Cat is about to pop out? Maybe that’s who he’s talking about, since he seems to know what God wants and all.

SayItWithWookies March 29, 2010 at 3:01 pm

I’m actually saddened that Cantor’s ruining this dude’s life (granted, he made and posted these himself, but if he’s not mentally all there, they should just be quietly removed) to make a political point. It’s a far, far douchebaggier thing that he does today than he’s ever done before.

GoinGreen March 29, 2010 at 3:01 pm

[re=543571]Ken Layne[/re]: Ken, you have GOT to figure out a way to put that music in the B/G!

Noonan March 29, 2010 at 3:03 pm

Oh God, the update really is glorious.

the problem child March 29, 2010 at 3:04 pm

Hey, apparently he has it in for Canadian asshats, too. http://www.metacafe.com/watch/3772835/for_prime_minister_stephen_harper/

GoinGreen March 29, 2010 at 3:05 pm

[re=543582]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Don’t go getting all liberal on us, Wookies!

bitchincamaro March 29, 2010 at 3:05 pm

[re=543534]ArkansasFred[/re]: 4 blocks or GTFO.

NopantsMcGee March 29, 2010 at 3:05 pm

Crazy over-religious fucker probably doesn’t even see anything wrong with what he did. But, enough about the Pope, what’s up with this dude?

Flanders March 29, 2010 at 3:05 pm

skoalrebel? Are you okay?

Scarab March 29, 2010 at 3:05 pm

Cantor’s office also uncovered a video threat to him from LL Cool J’s mama.

Decker March 29, 2010 at 3:09 pm

Wow, he figured out a way to make Family Guy even sadder.

S.Luggo March 29, 2010 at 3:13 pm

Norm wants Jay Rockfeller, Nuri al-Malaki and Bob Dole in hell, but ADORES Princess Di, kittens, puppies and dwarfs who look just like Megyn Kelly. (“These are few of his favorite things.”)

Your brain on drugs:
http://www.snapmylife.com/pictures/user/1159871

user-of-owls March 29, 2010 at 3:14 pm

You know what would be great?

If Mr. Norman Leboon bought a Powerball ticket at the Kum ‘n Go on the corner. And won $24M.

That would be really great, don’t you think?

Bearbloke March 29, 2010 at 3:16 pm

[re=543580]Katydid[/re]: “Anybody else think the background looks like Ceiling Cat is about to pop out? Maybe that’s who he’s talking about, since he seems to know what God wants and all.”

Are you mocking this Prophet’s Miraculous Vision? INFIDEL!!!

mardam422 March 29, 2010 at 3:22 pm

Skoal Rebel?

comicbookguy March 29, 2010 at 3:22 pm

What is Skeletor’s position on healthcare reform? The video doesn’t make that clear.

S.Luggo March 29, 2010 at 3:23 pm

[re=543561]Bearbloke[/re]:
Normal Norman also believes that he’s a joo-ish-type person:

http://www.allvoices.com/users/leboon1653
My Story:
God’s wrath is coming for ALL Leaders and Nations! They where ALL warned by God
Love,
Messiah- King David
*****
(I can so dig the “love” part. )

topshelfdogfood March 29, 2010 at 3:23 pm

I think that is the drummer from the Ting Tings.

Noonan March 29, 2010 at 3:23 pm

[re=543595]bitchincamaro[/re]: Dammit, I couldn’t find that post quickly enough to get to it.

El Pinche March 29, 2010 at 3:25 pm

He has Beck’s pig-eyes and vibe. It’s SkoalBeck.

mumblyjoe March 29, 2010 at 3:26 pm

That screengrab needs a Blingee, like desperately.

S.Luggo March 29, 2010 at 3:26 pm

[re=543641]El Pinche[/re]: Randy, from “My Name Is Earl”.

Dashboard_Buddha March 29, 2010 at 3:28 pm

There’s a guy who hangs out in front of my apartment who sounds EXACTLY like that. He’s not too bad when he’s on his meds though. Although his mother is a Jesus-will-cure-you idiot, so he’s not always on his meds.

Katydid March 29, 2010 at 3:30 pm

[re=543625]Bearbloke[/re]: If you’re who I’m thinking you are, harumph, and at least I live where Ceiling Cat comes out of the ceiling, and not the floor.

Although if you’re an Aussie and not a Brit, shouldn’t you be BearMate?

GoinGreen March 29, 2010 at 3:34 pm

[re=543646]Dashboard_Buddha[/re]: One of these days, the guy in the piss stained Santa suit will ACTUALLY be Jesus – and you’ll all be sorry – SORRY I TELLS YA!!!

Marxist Leninist Papist March 29, 2010 at 3:39 pm

In this guy’s defence,theosis (the becoming God of man) is an important concept in both the Catholic and Eastren Orthodox tradition. “God became man in order that men might become gods” (St.Athanesius). Maybe this guy just took in a pychotic,monamanical way one idea from his cathechical instrustction/Bible reading. So there is a potential theologcal as well as pychological expalnation for this loony.
Just a heads up to you lot of scoffers and pagans, for your asument and instuction

HuddledMass March 29, 2010 at 3:43 pm

And this is what he says under Snowbilly’s picture –

“Sarah Palin- Gods SWINE is coming for you for ALL you’re crimes on Gods earth 9-19-09 Gods day of Altonement has started …”

Now I see it all — Gods SWINE — that’s *us*!

Smoke Filled Roommate March 29, 2010 at 3:46 pm

[re=543534]ArkansasFred[/re]: I know– it’s like the upper part of Frankford, pretty close to Mayfair.. (my first “serious” boyfriend was from Mayfair; used to hang out there all the time, haha)

mumblyjoe March 29, 2010 at 3:47 pm

[re=543660]HuddledMass[/re]: I might be wrong, but isn’t that pretty much exactly the thing that Hopey said during the campaign that got everyone (read: Snowbilly) so upset?

Bearbloke March 29, 2010 at 3:47 pm

[re=543650]Katydid[/re]: “Bloke” is a common appellation here in the arse-end of the IMPERIUM BRITTANIA; Additionally, ‘BearBloke’ sounds better to me, and doesn’t (directly) carry the connotation of wanting to ‘mate’ or be someone’s (sexual or social) ‘Mate’ – these things are sometimes very misunderstood by others in the Anglophere … but thanks for caring, sweetcheeks!

Lionel Hutz Esq. March 29, 2010 at 3:48 pm

Are we sure this isn’t Jonah Goldberg?

Marxist Leninist Papist March 29, 2010 at 3:52 pm

[re=543669]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: I always proclaiming youself to be the Lord most High is only the next logical step for our beloved Goldberg…

DC Hates Me March 29, 2010 at 3:52 pm

Everything is stained by the hideous yellow wallpaper.

DemmeFatale March 29, 2010 at 3:55 pm

A Dr. Bronner’s (peppermint soap) bottle come to life.

Poor bastard.

snoidoid March 29, 2010 at 3:57 pm

[re=543620]S.Luggo[/re]: My God! He has a daughter! He must have stolen her from an orphanage or shopping cart or sumpin’, cuz’ he sure as shootin’ didn’t actually procreate with anything alive, based on his self-portraits.

southern mark smith March 29, 2010 at 3:58 pm

BEMBRYO — Bearded Embryo?

Noonan March 29, 2010 at 4:02 pm

Norman Leboon is an anagram of “b. lorem Noonan”.

Is this a threat to me too? Lorem – pain. Beta = slope coefficients = increasing change.

“b lorem Noonan” = “Increasing amounts of pain to Noonan”????

SOS!

Smoke Filled Roommate March 29, 2010 at 4:11 pm

Today, we are all pookles.

sfstewart March 29, 2010 at 4:15 pm

Michael Weston needs to come get his brother.

http://www.tvfanatic.com/files/michael-weston.jpg

blinky_twinkie March 29, 2010 at 4:43 pm

Who *is* this Bemybro person (last video oeuvre listed above), and why are all those nice Muslim men singing so prettily about bacon?

Marxist Leninist Papist March 29, 2010 at 4:51 pm

This is the culprit, probably: http://www.youtube.com/user/BeMyBro. He is a crazy Muslim 9/11 truther and brain addled conspiracy theorist.

Smoke Filled Roommate March 29, 2010 at 4:52 pm

[re=543792]blinky_twinkie[/re]: Here’s his blog and YouTube channel. I think he’s Leboon’s big crush.

Monsieur Grumpe March 29, 2010 at 5:00 pm

[re=543681]DemmeFatale[/re]:
Ha!

S.Luggo March 29, 2010 at 5:16 pm

[re=543669]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: Too svelte and cohorent. Normal Norm that is.

Words March 29, 2010 at 6:50 pm

Wonder if he’s applied to be on EHarmony.com?

AKAM80TheWolf March 29, 2010 at 8:57 pm

[re=543667]Bearbloke[/re]:

You have done me bold and saucy wrongs you witty knave!

Swessdawg March 29, 2010 at 10:58 pm

I feel bad for this guy. He’s really suffering.

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