Shut up, baby.Hooray for History’s Greatest Victim, Eric Cantor! Finally, after police immediately dismissed his bullshit claim that somebody shot up his office (a stray bullet fired at the sky had landed outside his ghetto office in Richmond), authorities have found an actual insane person on YouTube who threatened poor little Eric on YouTube! The same deranged man-child posted another “2,000 videos in which he made threats,” but only the one about Eric Cantor should be taken seriously, because hey, Eric Cantor!

TPM reports on prolific YouTube video-poster and area nut Norman Leboon:

Videos tagged with his name involved everything from the stock market collapse to the kids’ movie Babe, and he seemed to have talked about politics and world leaders including President Obama. He also says in another video where he talks about child molestation, “Leaders you will perish” and “I control your jets your missiles, I control everything.”

Why does Eric Cantor hate God?

Anyway, nice digging, Eric! Hope you paid your staffers overtime for combing fucking YouTube all weekend looking for a retarded person who mentioned your name. [Talking Points Memo]

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  1. OMG, it’s the Parallax View… for the Insane and Retards.

    I bet it really hurt poor Eric to discover via the googles how much he is mocked and hated to take him all weekend to find Mr “All your base belong to us”

  2. [re=543436]glamourdammerung[/re]: Not yet, it’s still too soon.

    [re=543441]ManchuCandidate[/re]: You threaten the man, that’s okay, he can take it. But you threaten his base, that’s another story. Now you make your time. ha ha ha.

  3. You have out-tagged yourself, Mr. Layne.

    And the tea-tards, not known for loving us Jooz, are falling all over themselves screaming about how liberals are anti-Semitic, even though fucking Norman Fucking Fucking Fucking Fucking Fucking Podfuckinghoretz, may he shit blood, wrote an entire wingnut book about how Jews ARE all liberals.

    Oh, and Eric Cantor can eat my kosher pussy through a sheet, too.

  4. [re=543446]Mild Midwesterner[/re]: dancing started in the 1950s? I’m pretty sure it was in the 30s

    I’m gonna call ASCAP and make sure that dude paid royalties on all of those songs he was too

  5. See, the liberals are just as bad as conservatives! I mean, he threatened a Republican so he must have been a lib, right?

    Oh, wait: “President Obama, you and Vice President Biden and Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid and your Security Council say very bad things about me,” he says “Your punishment is coming, the swine, it will be severe, and you will beg for mercy to your god. It will be severe, you will know god’s swine, god has warned you.”

    [re=543464]Katydid[/re]: Always remember that, to conservatives, “anti-Semitic” means “doesn not sufficiently endorse killing Muslims”.

  6. [re=543445]megs[/re]: Meh, that’s only temporary. Ask the teatards in a few weeks a) if it happened and b) was it really so bad? I mean, would we have the History Channel without it? The baby boom? The 50s? I don’t think so.

  7. First they came for Eric Cantor — and I did nothing, because “they” turned out to be an echolaliac schizo without any visible means of support who couldn’t molest a puppy in the next neighborhood even if he wanted to.

  8. “The same deranged man-child posted another “2,000 videos in which he made threats….”

    Dude. 2,000 of these joints. How insignificant does that make you, Eric Cantor? He’d already included “Babe” in one of his shorts, so it follows that, given the chance, he would have eventually spoken out against Cloris Leachman, Gladware, and tofu dogs.


  9. Top 3 youtube videos of the weekend:

    1) Baby water buffalo escapes lions and crocs
    2) A lion named Christian and his 2 gay friends
    3) Eric Cantor reminds everyone for the 3,518th time this week he is a Jew, so someone will FINALLY threaten him!

  10. [re=543464]Katydid[/re]:
    Oh, and Eric Cantor can eat my kosher pussy through a sheet, too.
    I’ve learned about some strange perversions on this site, but this is a new one.

  11. ““I control your jets your missiles…”

    Funny … that Lesbian at the West Hollywood nightclub was saying the same thing to Michael Steele just the other day …

  12. [re=543505]Aurelio[/re]: LOL!

    No, no, no, it is said that Orthodox Jews have to have sex through a sheet so the unholy and disgusting women don’t contaminate the holy and pure Orthodox men. And of course they wouldn’t have oral sex, because they won’t even shake a woman’s hand, let alone…what I said.

  13. [re=543482]Katydid[/re]: You have a good point, imagine the world if we didn’t have Modern Marvels of the Third Reich playing on The History Channel every few days. Would we even want to live in such a world?

  14. [re=543464]Katydid[/re]: Gee being liberal and a jew must make me one of Lucifiers minions. Does Rush know Jesus was also a liberal jew.

    Oh and do you only make that offer when you’re angry?

  15. [re=543464]Katydid[/re]: “Well, Grant, we’ve had the devil’s own day, haven’t we?” After a puff of his cigar, Grant replied calmly: “Yes. Lick ’em tomorrow, though.”

  16. [re=543526]megs[/re]: How do they squeeze in Modern Marvels, I mean with Pawn Stars and Junk Pickers etc. And those shows seem to have displaced their 24/7 coverage of 2012/Apocalypse/UFO threats.

  17. AP March 30, 2010. Capital police responded to an emergency call from Representative Eric Cantor’s home early today. Mr. Cantor report a threat from 9 year old Timmy Smith who was attending Cantor’s son Evan’s birthday party. According to police reports, Timmy Smith deliberately pointed a squirt gun and shot at Mr. Cantor’s face, narrowly missing his eye. In addition, the shot caused a slippery floor. Representative Cantor also reported Timmy “came at him in a blind rage”, armed with a tack, during a game of pin the tail on the donkey. Mr. Cantor will press charges and has asked prosecutors to consider charging the 9 year old as an adult.

  18. [re=543484]SayItWithWookies[/re]: “Echolaliac” — I had to look it up, but great word!!! Perfect description. (For others like me who didn’t know, it’s “involuntary repetition of phrases or words just uttered by other people” — reminds me of my late grandmother, may she rest in peace).

  19. [re=543501]Snarkalicious[/re]:

    Between the two, I would most certainly fuck Gladware over Cloris Leachman.


    Maybe that puts her ahead of the Gladware.

  20. [re=543524]Katydid[/re]: Methinks the harried search for ANY threat is create a strawman to deflect from the viral rumor that Eric is a faygeleh.

  21. [re=543581]thesheriffisnear[/re]: If he was, why wouldn’t he have just become a Dem? We libs love the faygelahs. I think he’s just Jewish. BAM! POW! SOCK!!!! Take that Eric Cantor, you piece of snot-like substance that lives on the gefilte fish. (My apologies to all the non-fuckstick Jewish men. Don’t yell, I am 100% Jewish, and have even dated Jewish men. I was kidding.)

  22. Well, let’s file this one in the annals of “well, duh” the funny thing is, I wonder if the tea party will revolt against Cantor now that he’s villifying one of their best and brightest and most mentally well adjusted members. The media in this country is a travesty; at the time this orange man’s bitch was making his bullshit claims and attacking Democrats for “trying to score political points” off of wingnuttery the media just reported it and went about their business of trying to find more stories about Eric Massa grabbing nutsacks. They don’t actually bother to report that the office is at very best a part-time campaign office or that the area it occupies is well known for violence. Nope, nothing, nadda. Fox practically gave Cantor a hand-job on camera rather than the usual “Carl Cameron special” off camera; the wingers were naturally claiming “both sides are doing this” as a bullshit attempt to deflect attention from their racist and mentally unbalanced pasty base.

    Of course this smelled like bullshit from inception, hell political history shows the status quo becomes violent long before the change agents do. Using Russia as a template, the Winter Palace massacre was ultimately the rallying cry for the Revolution of 1905 and the final justification for the Bolshevik Revolution of 1917 (oh and of course wingers don’t think Nicholas II had that one coming, why after all he did turn Russia capitalist and was a far-righter religious fanatic, wingers who read about him love him, along with Russification, etc). It is hilarious how wingnut-bags (ehh?) seethe with hatred toward General Grant and now TR and these guys aren’t the ideological grand children of southern slave owning rebels? states rights! indeed.

    Of course I wouldn’t expect wingers to know about Imperial Russian history, shit they still claim Saddam (with Obama as co-pilot) flew the planes on 9/11 before parachuting out; dumb shits. Also, pay attention to this meme, “The G-20 protests were worse than the Health Care ones!” these morons of course don’t see the difference in that while lefties are capable of moronically retarded deeds at protests, just like when Nixon actually was confronted away from the secret service by anti-war hippies they don’t kill or even hurt anyone they’re protesting. So we’ll equivocate people protesting countries who beggar the world while enriching themselves alongside the government wanting everyone to have basic health care, yep perfect equivocation. Same old bullshit, different day.

  23. Every time I see a religious or ethnic or racial minority Republican it reminds me of the Jewish people who joined the Nazi party after the Beer Hall Putsch and Hitler’s extreme self satisfaction in tricking people he reviled into supporting him and giving him money, it just does. Eric Cantor defines the term “useful idiot”.

  24. [re=543524]Katydid[/re]: So does this mean there is a whole genre of “sheet” porn out there where people get all tingly about thread counts and stuff? I love Wonkette! you learn about the coolest stuff here. I’ll never look at 500 count Egyptian cotton the same way again.

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