Remember that time John Boehner got all shouty on the House floor about all the smoke-filled rooms he hadn’t been invited into when Democrats were busy writing the health care legislation he hated so much?

That one little clip, which really should have been made into an animated gif by SOMEBODY by now, has been worked into the dreadful song that has become the easiest thing to make into a joke video since Hitler’s speech in Downfall. Result: sort of funny the first ten times he shouts, “Hell no you can’t!”, and then just annoying. [TIME via commenter “gimmeabreak”]

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  1. Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire: Now you see the effect of the creeping socialist influence of a 10% tax on tanning beds. Won’t SOMEBODY think of the Oompa Loompas?

  2. Where were these Hollywood punks during the health care debate when we really could of used an all-star Will I Am video supporting the public option?

  3. For something even more original, this guy can mash up the Boehner speech with Zero Wing’s “all your base are belong to us” scene.

    Srsly, tired internet meme iz tired.

  4. Haha, I love the TIME commenter, professed leftie, who says compelling, but ultimately a cheap gimmick to grab the attention of the faithful, and wants to see more rational argument in the future. He must be the one who keeps his enormous brain in a jar of formaldahyde, hooked up to a voice and keyboard module.

  5. [re=543017]Katydid[/re]: There is that dude from Oz. And that woman from the doctor’s show with Mayor McCheese or something like that. I think I saw Theo Huxtible too.

  6. Without his cancerous, U.V. powered aura, Boehner looks much more like a high school vice principal with a plastic toupe. And as an orator? Sean Hanity thinks this guy is shrill.

  7. [re=543020]WadISay[/re]: There are a few wingnut licks in the TIME comments too, but I suspect it’s all the same wingnut posting over and over and over.

    All in all this must be good for McCain.

  8. I have cracked the Boehner code. I know what’s wrong with him, but I don’t know how to fix him.

    I had a friend who turned orange because she ate carrots like a goddammed wabbit all freaking day long. She ate ’em out of a can, ’cause she could eat more because they were softer. She clearly had a deficiency of some sort, or a mental illness. And she literally turned orange, like Boner. He must be eating cans and cans of carrots, under his desk, in between press conferences, during Fox News’commercial breaks, driving home to Mrs. Boner…everywhere. It would make you cranky too. He’d be a really nice guy, but for the carrots.

  9. [re=543017]Katydid[/re]: I would love to see Scarlet Johanson and Liv Tyler in a naked jello-wrestling match to determine for once and for all who is the naked jello-wrestling champion of the actresses who are daughters of rock stars.

  10. [re=543029]Katydid[/re]: I think he may have hemochromatosis, a condition affecting some constipated white guys that causes your blood to accumulate too much iron in the ol’ hemoglobin and so your skin and internal organs begin to fuckin rust on you.

    In other words, I think Boner is GROSS.

  11. [re=543020]WadISay[/re]: Yes, more rational arguments, that’s just what the Dems need; they’ve always had problems from publicly advocating for their reforms with id-based emotional appeals; when what the average moronic American voter, in this country where a plurality doesn’t believe in evolution but does believe in angels, and Two and a Half Men and CSI Miami are the most popular TV shows, wants are dispassionate, reasoned arguments to their better natures.

    [re=543028]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]: If you want some wignutty craziness, just look at the youtube comments.

  12. [re=543030]Prommie[/re]: If a Johanson-Tyler naked jello wrestling match was not mandated in the recently passed Health Care Thingy it should have been.

  13. [re=543040]x111e7thst[/re]: the Jello wrestling deal was pulled from the bill during reconciliation. Nancy Pelosi didn’t want people staring at any stupendous rack but hers.

  14. [re=543011]Dashboard_Buddha[/re]: Only 7:30 on a dark and rainy morning here, and I haven’t had even my first cup of coffee yet. It’s Monday, give us a break.

  15. [re=543029]Katydid[/re]: I k now what’s wrong with the Boner. He needs to get himself over to the ghey whorehouse on C Street and have one of the boys relieve him.

  16. Someone should tell Boehner that Syracuse lost in March Madness & that he really should stop aspiring to be their mascot, the fightin’ orange.

  17. Serious question: Who is Busty McRackenstein on the right third of the preview screen for the vid? Can someone younger and hipper please clue my lame ass in?

    Thanks. Now back to teh snark. Walnuts! Orange Boehner! Also!!1!!

  18. Under the Republican plan (part of their “repeal and replace” strategy”) if you don’t pay your hospital bill on time, this guy will come to your bedside and yell at you until you do. It’s called fiscal responsibility.

  19. Anything you can do,
    I can do better.
    I can do anything
    Better than you.

    No, you can’t.
    Yes, I can. No, you can’t.
    Yes, I can. No, you can’t.
    Yes, I can,
    Yes, I can!

  20. Okay, now we know Barry is President, liberals are okay with it, Boner is a dufus and William isn’t Phil Ochs. And it turns out that Change’s last name may be Godot.

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