Good news, oppressed white slobs of the South! This year, you can finally escape the cruel fate of being a worthless minority by declaring your Racist Heritage on the U.S. Socialist Census. Awesome? In response to the race question on Line Nine of the form, something called the “Southern Legal Resource Center” — in no way named in such a way as to cause deliberate confusion with the name of an actual anti-racist organization, the Southern Poverty Law Center — advises sad fat confederates to describe themselves as “Confed Southern Am.” And the South Will Rise Again.
(“Confed Southern Am” is apparently as much of “Confederate Southern American” that can fit in the communist space for Americans’ race. So get ready for many hilarious stories about the people who end up classified as “Cornfed Southern Ass,” etc., it will be so funny probably.)
Here, here is a quote you must enjoy from the Atlanta Journal-Constitution:
“A significant number of Southerners identifying themselves as Confederate Southern Americans on the Census form could finally spell the beginning of the end for the discrimination that has been running rampant, especially for the last 20 years or so, against all things Confederate, and for that matter against Southern heritage and identity in general,” SLRC executive director Roger McCredie said in a written statement.
He said this campaign could result in protections for “Confederate Southern Americans” much like those for other groups.
There’s probably already a check-box for “felon” or “on disability,” no? [Atlanta Journal Constitution]
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So they’re making it easier for the ZOG to know who to send to gulags. I see no problem with this.
So the extra chromosome isn’t enough of a distinction for them?
Up to Slavery?
So unnecessarily complicated. “Traitor” fits in the box just fine.
Dear Confed Southern Ams:
The American civil war was 150 years ago. It may be time to grieve the loss and move on. Maybe Dr. Phil could help.
It’s a shame the San Andreas Fault doesn’t run E-W from South Carolina to Texas.
Why are “cornfed Southern Americans” so proud of the fact that they are obese? Today, we are all pigs wearing lipstick.
“Discrimination…against all things Confederate”
You mean like that war?
Isn’t there a box for Crackitty-ass-cracker already?
I’m identifying myself as a LibSoWhMd, a Liberal Southern White Marylander.
Yeah, so much discrimination against Southerners; it’s not like four of the last six presidents were either from the South or claimed to be.
Ah, but they qualify it with Confederate; so it’s only those who are overtly racist and hate America. Got it.
If they self identify as “Confederate South Americans”, they should just move back to South America.
“PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP) – Police say they charged a Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a dead opossum along a highway… A state police news release did not specify how Wolfe was allegedly trying to revive the roadkill.”
For some reason, this seemed to fit in here.
He said this campaign could result in protections for “Confederate Southern Americans” much like those for other groups.
Or better yet, we could start discriminating against them. All Confederate Southern Americans must sit at the back of the bus!
Sore losers
“Southern Confederate American” really isn’t a race. Is there a census category for species? (or perhaps they differ even at the genus level?)
When will zombie Confederacy just fuck off and die?
You have to feel compassion for the victims of the Recent Unpleasantness as they’re sent to the Reeducation Centers.
“You needed that designation. But they had to give it to a minority.”
I’m Jesse Helms’ Rotting Corpse and I approve this message.
This is how wars get started.
Man, those people. Slavery ended 150 years ago, you think they’d be able to get their act together by now. Next thing you know, they’ll be asking for reparations.
Awww, the discriminators feel discriminated against– too bad for them discrimination doesn’t cancel itself out, like double negatives
Speaking of sedition, the indictment for the Michigan Christard militia is up at TPM.
Holy shit.
Gosharootie, I sure am sorry for discriminating against scum who by definition want to overthrow my government. Maybe we should hire them to be census workers. They don’t seem to have jobs.
So, the theory these fucktards are trying to work is that racist redneck fucktard hillbillies are a protected class under Title 7 on account of “national origin,” in that they are descended from citizens of the confederate states of amurrica.
This is totallly fucktarded. What they should be doing is seeking protected status under the Americans with Disabilities Act, on the grounds that they are fucktarded. They could use their own legal arguments as proof they are fucktarded, in a unique application of res ipsa loquitor.
What? The census doesn’t ask if you’re inbred.
Following the link to the movement leader’s youtube video in the AJC article above, I enjoyed this first comment on said page:
“Do you know that Free Black men fought for the South? Wonder why? By the way, they fought side by side with their White brothers, not in separate units like the Union Army, which kept them separated until 1947. Yeah, they were fighting to free you alright.
Lincoln said several times that the South could come keep their slaves, just come back to into the Union. It wasn’t about slavery, neither for us, nor them. It was about taxes and money for them and maintaining our Constitutional rights.”
Hahaha! I would be the first to say that the north’s post-Civil War race record is problematic, but to say that southern blacks were fighting alongside their “white brothers”? This one statement pretty much sums up the delusional revisionism of the entire Southern Pride movement.
…after a whole weekend in “Bagger-Hell?”
I don’t know how much more of this racist assholi-ness I can take!
(I hope they’ve peaked. Lance the boil already!)
[re=543130]4tehlulz[/re]: Yah, that whole Harpers Ferry thing really worked out for their fellow homicidal Xian nutcase, John Brown…
Face palm – http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100329/ap_on_go_ca_st_pe/us_fbi_raids Even though these asswipes are in Ohio, they too should put themselves down on the census as Cornfed Southern Ass.
[re=543134]Prommie[/re]:
“a unique application of res ipsa loquitor”
You sir/madam are my new hero. When I grow up I want to be just like you.
Is there a check box for “talk funny and don’t smell none too good either”?
Let me point out that they started it by opening fire on Ft. Sumter and we finished it by firing Atlanta, Columbia and several hundred other towns and cities.
Also, these guys just want their forty acres and a mule…
plenty of room on the form for ‘pigfucker’
Check out this site before it’s taken down. We don’t get the real crazies around here, strangely enough.
http://hutaree.com/
[re=543130]4tehlulz[/re]: Worst LARP game, EVAR.
Isn’t it odd that the traitors to the USA that want to constantly talk about the confederacy an thuh stars n bars are the verysame klansmen that will lynch you for talkin down amurika or saying that the war on terrizm is idiotic. Support the troops!
Will the Census folk then provide a list of Certified Southern Fried Confederate Southern Americans, and would that cause them any problems under Section 3 of the 14th Amendment? Can’t have no Johnny Rebs in elected office.
[re=543117]Spike[/re]: Reading the article, I can’t find what actual discrimination they think has occurred, aside from people telling them they shouldn’t display the “I’m an America-hating racist” flag.
[re=543130]4tehlulz[/re]: From the article: “Hutaree leader David Brian Stone and others are alleged to have planned to go to a militia “summit” in Kentucky for planning. But “weather conditions prevented them from reaching their destination.”"
These guys are nuts, but I’m not going to be too afraid of a group that’s apparently to scared of rain to go meet their fellow apocalyptic crazies.
Sure, that might end discrimination against SCAVs (Scots-Irish, Christian and Violent) but what about all those poor idiots who fly CSA flags who were never southern? Those poor bastards are confused.
Save your Confederate money, for the South will rise again! Maybe!
[re=543134]Prommie[/re]: Vernon Florida? Vernon Florida fits in here somehow i’m sure…
“A significant number of Southerners identifying themselves as Confederate Southern Americans on the Census form could finally spell the beginning of the end . . .”
So a signifcant number of Confederates will finally be able to spell something. Is that so terrible?
But will they be able to spell “res ipse”–oops . . . “res ipsa loquitor”? (Heckfahr, I c’n beerly spell that little ol’ thang m’seff.)
[re=543127]Franklin Pierce & Pierce[/re]:
“Next thing you know, they’ll be asking for reparations.”
They’ll probably want them in the form of Moon Pies, corn liquor, and supple, young sheep ass, but yes, you are probably correct.
I for one say yes! to protections for Confederate Southern Americans. I support a bag limit of 6 per season, and throw back kids under 4′ tall.
The Hutaree.com server is down, but I found a mirrored thread on Google. Scary peoples: http://www.hutaree.com/forum/read.php?12,355
[re=543127]Franklin Pierce & Pierce[/re]: It’s never too late for compensated emancipation! Slaves were expensive to keep, you know – maybe if their forefathers hadn’t relied on such an expensive and later-outlawed mode of production, they wouldn’t have to keep rusted refrigerators and truck chassis on their front lawns!
Of course, the majority of actual aristocrats whose families owned slaves came out pretty well, and the yokels whining about discrimination were probably near the bottom rung of the ladder anyway, but shhhhhhhhh.
And they want their C-SPAN back too.
http://tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/03/c-span-caller-rails-against-black-callers.php?ref=mp
I’m SO SO sorry that Confederate white southern Americans feel the least bit discriminated against (pauses to adjust some electrodes, make sure the straps are tight.) REALLY, REALLY I totally mean it, there’s been such injustice, they are absolutely correct, they should have their own designation (background whine as capacitor array charges up, servos begin lifting lightning rod to the roof) in order to better identify and correct real discriminatory practices that exist to bar the confederate man from reaching his full potential in this complex, multi-racial society. (Pulls down welding goggles, pulls on industrial insulating gloves) I really think it’s best for all concerned – just excuse me for a minute while I finish up here (throws giant knife-edge switch, prompting gigantic BERZZZZURP electrical discharge, re-animating the corpse of William Tecumseh Sherman.) Of course, it should be purely voluntary –
“General, your sword – “
[re=543145]Oldskool[/re]:
I love the Evil Jew Forum!
I don’t see anything wrong with this idea – it is a win win, if you ask me. They get to declare their independence and the US finally has a jumping off point for reducing that goddamned socialist aid! Seems as useful to the other side as glow-in-the-dark gang colors!
So gather ’round, gather ’round chillun’
Get down, well just get down chillun’
Get loud, well you can be loud and be proud
Well you can be proud, hear now
Be proud you’re a rebel
‘Cause the South’s gonna do it again and again
[re=543153]cheeto_jeebus[/re]: Oohh, yes, and noodling for catfish. That documentary about noodling for catfish, its as disturbing as eraserhead. Someone’s gotta put Confederates in the Attic on the big screen, someday.
This should be just as successful as the British nerds’ campaign where they listed their religion as “Jedi”: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/1589133.stm
At least the nerds knew it was just a big joke, unlike the racists.
[re=543145]Oldskool[/re]: Terrific. It’s so hard to find a reliable adjudant briefing (?!?!?) on the Web these days.
[re=543130]4tehlulz[/re]: Hutareeeeeeeeenes!!1!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! So the census workers will see that, roll their eyes, and throw it in the “white” pile with the other whites.
I’m again thankful they’re spending what energy they have on such stupid things.
The Houston Chron is reporting that the non-Johnny Reb teatards are not filling out their census forms. Since seats in Congress get doled-out out on the number of peoples living in each state, maybe some of the more heavily teatarded states will get under represented.
All together now: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
[re=543160]snideinplainsight[/re]: Get a T-shirt to celebrate his return here: http://www.warshows.com/Detail.bok?no=8935
I wear mine with pride whenever I tour Civil War battlefields, which is every summer. And no, I don’t have any connection with the site, etc. It’s just a really cool t-shirt…
[re=543136]Franklin Pierce & Pierce[/re]: They were fighting in the same units in the Confederacy because they weren’t considered human enough to warrant their own units. They fought underfoot of their white masters.
[re=543145]Oldskool[/re]: Nuthin sez “I LOVE JESUS” like puttin on some camo, hangin out in the woods with yer buddies, and tendin like yer killin some JEWS!!
“A significant number of Southerners identifying themselves as Confederate Southern Americans on the Census form could finally spell the beginning of the end for the discrimination that has been running rampant, especially for the last 20 years or so, against all things Confederate, and for that matter against Southern heritage and identity in general,” SLRC executive director Roger McCredie said in a written statement.
Oh, Mr McCredie, you delusional bastard. The reason why there is discrimanation against all things Confederate is because you lost the war, and America loves a winner.
Also, you all are fat and stupid, and do not speak for Southerners, in particular, my family and me, so kindly STFU.
“Well, Obama, we’ve had the devil’s own day, haven’t we?”
“Yes. Lick ‘em tomorrow, though.”
Any decent Southerner knows that most people who are fixated on The Civil War/The Confederacy are descended from people who were (at best) nobodies at the time of the actual war. People who had a real “dog in the fight” at the time have moved on long ago.
[re=543136]Franklin Pierce & Pierce[/re]: The irony being also that part of the reason the US armed forces were not integrated until the late 40s was resistance of white Southerners in the military. According to more than a few Southern congresspeople, having to fight alongside blacks would be bad for the whites’ morale.
[re=543181]surfacenoise76[/re]: Amen!
If I poon three more noobs, I can raise my rank on the server from Arkon to Boramander.
[re=543160]snideinplainsight[/re]: Ol’ Bill kicked their ass in the war of northern aggression, he can kick it once again.
[re=543109]Hopey dont play that game[/re]: LOL. Now that was funny.
I really dont get southern heritage. Celebrating slavery, lynchings, the klan and discrimination. Sounds like something to forget. Oh and grits suck ass and Robert E. Lee lost. Steverino I think one of those shirts should be worn at the next Talladega nascar race.
[re=543181]surfacenoise76[/re]: The Civil War then, as now, is a rich man’s war and a poor man’s fight.
Dag Nab it, don’t these yokels know that we have a perfectly good word for this in the South already – just write in “Southron.” Duh.
for all you noobs: http://www.fuckthesouth.com/
Ok, so Doris Kearns Goodwin is on some panel show or other saying this whole Tea Party / Anti-health care / “You lie” / “Baby Killer” / “Hell no you can’t” business really is not about protesting big government / health care access / legislative transparency / abortion / too much witch hazel in your skin cream. Rather, she proposes, that it is all anxiety about the changing definition / face of America. Apparently a certain segment of us white folk are completely freaked out that there are more browns being born than the melatonin-challenged types, and one of those browns has gotten himself elected to some high office or other, completely f-cking up the atheistic at the National Portrait Gallery.
Now we got the ritz-crackers wanting to be recognized as a racial minority.
I say let them. Race has always been a bullsh-t way to categorize people. Why is their bullsh-t category any better or worse than the categories we used to use (Italian race, Irish race, etc.) or the ones we use now?
Sure, why the heck not, let anybody designate themselves anyway they darn please, I say.
I can’t quite see it as the beginning of the end, but it’s certainly a beginning. Once we have Confed Southern Ams designated as an ethnic group on the census form, they are going to want Confed Southern Am history month, Confed Southern Am restaurants (which I’m pretty sure is the same as soul food-they mock fried chicken and watermelon, but they love that stuff), and the Confed Southern Am Entertainment Network, showing reruns of HeeHaw and Petticoat Junction 24/7.
[re=543184]Lazy Media[/re]: Wait…if these folks do a good job they can one day become a Radok?. I guess it’s true…you can’t get a militia member out of the theater. It’s in his blood.
Given that the first choice on the race question is “white,” I think its awesome that these crackers want to put something different down. First, speaking as someone who checked the “white” box, I feel that the less I have in common with SkoalRebel and his ilc the better. Second, it presents the interesting question of what do we call white supremacist who don’t want to identify as white any more.
So, their race is actually a political affiliation?
WHERE HAVE WE HEARD THAT BEFORE?
[re=543192]WIDTAP[/re]: “melatonin-challenged types”
Insomniacs?
Has there ever been a group of people so completely in love with their own history of defeat? I mean, other than Cubs fans?
[re=543184]Lazy Media[/re]: Isn’t that about the worst made up language evar? Lewis Carroll rolls in his grave…
[re=543192]WIDTAP[/re]: Yes! We need more atheists in the National Portrait Gallery!
(Insert Oprah peeing for 10 minutes here)
deeper in the hutaree site
TEOTWAWKI MAN – Episode 1: The Bug Out (part 1)
interesting use of REM, crappy ass sound effects…buncha geniuses..
[re=543202]AnglRdr[/re]: As ‘posed to those of us who passed out on too much Sarahtonin.
After subsisting on hobo beans and Vienna Sausages for 7 months, I finally got a job – As a field supervisor for the US Census Bureau which I start training for in a couple of weeks. I look forward to the possibility of getting called out to houses where these dickwads are being belligerent to my employees and then trying to explain to them that the census is constitutional because it’s called for in the Constitution. I imagine it would be easier to teach algebra to my dog.
Perhaps I’ll write a Wonkette exclusive exposé on my experiences.
[re=543202]AnglRdr[/re]: Melatonin, Melanin. I guess I should listen to Brad Pitt when he said “Know your drugs. Know your doses.”
“Confederate Southern Americans” already get protections – it’s called being white. And they even get special programs – welfare, disability (which gets paid to people unable to work because of mental illness as well as physical injury…)
Though hell, anything these loons can do to make it easier for the government to come find them, I’m all for.
If you want to make a teabagger’s head explode, tell him that taxation with representation means that states that pay more taxes should have more representatives in congress.
How do I report as an “oppressed white/Injun slob of the South”?
Accuracy (and gubment benefits) are very important to me.
[re=543205]tcb[/re]: That’s it! I am firing my spell/grammar checker. Aesthetic. That damn post had neither Truth nor Beauty. Sheesh.
Is there a line for Urban Haute Bourgeoisie?
[re=543192]WIDTAP[/re]: And one day, God will get finally have had enough of it and turn us all an ugly shade of gray just to spite us all (credit: Ursula LeGuin).
So these people are Mexicans, or what?
[re=543216]WIDTAP[/re]: Why don’t forums ever include an “Edit” feature?
Seems appropriate to note that, again, the <a href=”http://www.theonion.com/articles/south-postpones-rising-again-for-yet-another-year,377/”<South may not rise again this year. It’s gunna happen, though. Jes you wait.
[re=543218]BlueStateLiberal[/re]: Too late.
[re=543215]What Fresh Hell is This?[/re]:
There was no box on the form for “Rice-Queen-American” either.
[re=543188]EdFlinstone[/re]: You pay my way and I’m there, dude. Oh, and ask Ike to give me Federal troops so I can get in and out safely, ok?
Consoutce Ricans? I don’t think you exist.
[re=543218]BlueStateLiberal[/re]: Or, everyone should just fuck everyone else until we’re all the same color. (Credit: Lenny Bruce [??]). But that would take at least nine months.
Re: Confed Southern Am, U try mkng a racist st8mnt in ur census w/ only 17 bytes. Plz complain 2 Bureau.
-Chuck Grassley
http://wonkette.com/411341/best-chuck-grassley-twitter-ever
[re=543175]steverino247[/re]: W. T. Sherman was the the first President of LSU. Funny that the university NEVER mentions this.
[re=543182]imissopus[/re]: replace ;black’ with ‘gay’ and history is surely repeating itself.
And you guys thought Miss South Carolina was dumb? She said U.S. Americans to differentiate from Confederate Americans, who all have maps. Maps with the correct borders.
[re=543204]slithytoves[/re]: Yes, but I don’t know why Hutaree is being lumped in here with Southern racists. They have a high ranking officer called Arkon – Arkon had the hots for Storm – Storm was a black chick – Hello!!!??? SO NOT RACIST!!!
Haven’t most normal people already mailed in their 2010 Census forms, like, two weeks ago?
I’m a Southerner from North Carolina from generations back and cannot think of any discriminatory practices I’ve encountered on that basis. Maybe the refusal of restaurants north of Maryland to serve pre-sweetened tea counts?
In actuality, I’m sure it has to do with the Confederate flag.
[re=543230]tcb[/re]: Diana Vreeland said one day we will all be a nice Mocha color.
Which made my black friend say, oh, hell no, black people are the prettiest!
Bad news for Michael Steele today, got caught at the Hollywood bondage club.
He just has to confirm these crackers stereotype of black people, I guess that is his job or they would have fired him by now.?
[re=543214]bago[/re]: No shit. Listed, in order of lowest fed taxes collected per cap, the five bottom feeders are: MS, LA, WV, AK, & NM. And, ‘ceptin DC, the five biggest winners in fed dollars doled-out per fed tax dollar collected are NM, MS, AK, LA, & WV. NM gets $2.03 back while WV struggles with $1.76 back for every $1.00 collected.
Those meanie federale tax collectors are just so unfair.
God. Damn. Please please PLEASE just secede already. I say this as a southerner who will happily relocate. Just make sure you build a wall after. Idiots.
[re=543230]tcb[/re]: I’d like to volunteer for this project.
[re=543203]smitallica[/re]: Well, Red Sox fans were even worse before 2004; then they immediately became intolerably smug.
[re=543235]comicbookguy[/re]: She’s currently on The Amazing Race, and proving that yes, she really is that stupid; for example, saying that Joan of Arc was that guy who built the ship with the animals.
[re=543238]PsycGirl[/re]: I went to a NYC restaurant and and asked for some gravy for soppin’ with my bread – and them summbitches brought me out some spaghetti sauce!!! I called the ACLU!
[re=543130]4tehlulz[/re]: “That attack, in turn, would spark a more widespread Harper’s Ferry-style uprising against the government, according to the “general concept of operations” described in the indictment.”
So, kind of like Helter Skelter, with less Beatles and Chuck Manson, but with more Ted Nugent?
[re=543233]bamaboy[/re]: Yup. Founded it as a military school and had a helluva time getting out of there when LA left the Union. Although, it didn’t take him long to return to the South. Read his Memoirs for more about our favorite ghost (when it comes to bullshit like this, that is).
“…the group’s attorney, Kirk David Lyons, said he frequently hears from people who “complain of being discriminated against, harassed, humiliated, terminated from employment, their children suspended from school simply because they are proud of their Southern heritage.”
Hmmm…or maybe it’s because they’re ignorant, racist, meth addict cretins.
[re=543242]weejee[/re]: Yeah, but in fairness, New Mexico is fuckin awesome but broke as shit. I don’t mind letting my deadbeat artist friend Albuquerque crash on the couch for a while. That Mississippi fucker, on the other hand, just shits on the floor and drinks all your beer, so to hell with that guy
[re=543227]Tommmcatt[/re]: Hmmm. Excellent point sir. I feel oppressed.
[re=543271]yellowdogdem[/re]: or maybe the problem is their incessant possum huntin’ on other people’s land.
The Confed Southern Am is a distinct group. They are the people who are too fuckin’ stupid to fill out a simple 10 question form.
There is a benefit to having these people identify their location…We now know where to set-up the death panels.
[re=543189]Jim Demintia[/re]: Like all wars.
Could we just add an IQ box to the census form? That would cut out the middle man, kinda.
[re=543188]EdFlinstone[/re]: For poor southerners it’s a rose-colored glasses thing, the same way the old West is romanticized in movies even though it was probably a lousy place to be back then.
Thank God, someone in this Socialist country finally has the balls to stand up for the man.
Well, I think its great! The Census bureau will toss out their forms, they won’t be counted, and we won’t be stuck with yet another half-wit, fat, white Republican from the South in Congress.
[re=543271]yellowdogdem[/re]: So if I show up to work in a white hooded sheet and confederate flag, I might get fired for showing pride in my Southern heritage?
Makes me wonder what sort of “Southern Pride” display some redneck children brought to school, that got them suspended.
Worl, ah reckon they wouldn’t hafta pull such shenanigans if them colored folks would just call C-SPAN on the phone line intended for them: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YRQlUsdA3U
How can they prove that ConFed So AMs are being discriminated against? How about we burn down their houses again?
I think it’s great that Sandra Bullock’s husband and tattooed mistress will have their own special box in the census.
[re=543127]Franklin Pierce & Pierce[/re]:Reparations would be a pretty funny thing to watch as they try to wrap they’re head around asking the government for money while simultaneously protesting against the government giving out money but so far that hasn’t stopped them. Of course, this will be money going to white people so they might not care as much.
Visited the Hutaree site, watched a touch of the video. Clearly these guys have a hard-on for combat. Can’t we find some kind of war zone to send them? Maybe the Congo? Can’t we find them some good suicide/martyr missions?
In the early 70′s, I had a roommate (at a Southern Land Grant University) who had begun at Yale, but left pretty quickly. He was from Mississippi and drove an old pick-up, so his fellow Elis put sugar in his gas tank.
His dad was Italian and his mom was a German Jewish Holocaust survivor, not that anyone was interested.
[re=543391]What Fresh Hell is This?[/re]: Bigotry flourishes on both sides of the Mason-Dixon line…
The main bunker has been compramised. Reassemble at Location 3. That ia all.
[re=543175]steverino247[/re]: Sherman was just crazy enough to understand that the way to end a war was to show everyone involved in supporting it just how messy it was. If these idiots really identify with a group in rebellion against the United States and the Constitution, use the Patriot Act on their sorry asses.
Living in north florida (which, I must admit, has more than its allotment of dipshits) I must take umbrage at the depiction of all southerners as backwards fuck-ups. Soem of us like lining here in the college towns down the road from some fine Gulf Coast beachfronts. And the food’s not half-bad, either.
Too many churchs, though.
Don’t you see? Slaveholders were the real victims!
They’re declaring themselves “Corn-fed Slothy AmWay-users”? Good – such a proud Racial heritage must most be subsumed under the burdensome yoke of a low-achieving dead-end mongrel mudperson Harvard-graduate President of the United States!
“Civil War Loser” would also fit nicely on the census form.
Where are those FEMA death camps when you need them? I’m rather disappointed that not a single iota of all this end of days blather has come true.
I just knew all hell would break loose when the University of Mississippi declared that they were replacing Ol Reb for Admiral Ackbar as their football team’s mascot.
[re=543211]Country Blumpkin[/re]: I second the motion. You could be the new Undercover Lobbyist!
Sons of confederate southern mill workers.
[re=543211]Country Blumpkin[/re]: Hey, congrats on the job! Meanwhile, if you’re not using those hobo beans, wanna send them over here until my job comes through???
[re=543175]steverino247[/re]: Make mine Phil Sheridan…he tore up the Shenandoah Valley real good like.
Excuse me why does this have to be a racist thing? Why does it have to be a south bashing? Did it ever occur to anybody (excuse me not that you actually would care) that Southern People enjoy honoring their Confederate Ancestors? After all Southern History is American History like it or not.
“Intolerance has been the curse of every age and state” – S. Davies
[re=544268]KMA[/re]: …why does this have to be a racist thing?
Because that is the context in which the “Confederate Southern Americans” raised the issue. If they had raised the issue not as race but as issues of culture and history, as Shelby Foote did so well, there would be no “south bashing”.
People who propose silly ideas get snarked. Having southern ancestors does not exempt anyone from this rule.
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