Do you want to watch this video? “Charlie the Zebracorn finds himself stuck floating on a ship with two donkeycorns (the President and Congress). He soon finds out things are not going well on ‘Good Ship America’ under the direction of the ship captains. Enjoy this fun Parody with a political spin sponsored by the Richmond Tea Party and produced by KlineFilms. Script by Chuck Hansen and Dan and Aaron Kline.” Isn’t “donkeycorn” just what Chuck Grassley names his biggest dumps? [Not Larry Sabato]
FRIDAY FUN VIDEO
March 26, 2010
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Stop it.
Ooh, I only made it to 0:007 on that one. That has got to be some kind of early quit record.
Too subtle
All that horn fighting seems Top Gun-esque homoerotic to me. Looks like the writers got some serious need for schlong on the mind.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Apparently, I’m too stupid to understand the subtlety of this video.
This is the greatest thing ever made, for ever and ever, amen.
We re-drew our districts… Texas anyone? And why the hell was Charlie (‘Murikin Patriot?) asleep?
both teams played hard! goodnight and god bless!
And here be the original “Charlie the Unicorn” episode that doth spawned yon wee masterpiece.
Meh. Weak plot, cardboard characterization, bad editing, and lousy cinematography. Two thumbs way down.
Right wingers should not do drugs. Right wingers should not attempt humor. Right wingers should most definitely not do drugs and attempt humor.
Donkey or not, shouldn’t the President have been the African zebra? They’re losing their edge.
The parody film by KlanFilms does not feature a Zebracorn. That would be race mixing.
Quit at :12; it’s too retarded and annoying to watch. And I once made it through an entire Laura Ingraham clip.
This is a completely accurate representation of what teabaggers apparently hear when Obama, Pelosi, and any news outlet that’s not Fox. Guess what sheeple, not only is the ACA actually a violent, aggressive unthinking beast, but the dems have stolen your beloved rapture from you!!! Even the brown donkey-unicorn! Bwahahahha!!!!
Actually, this raft lost in a nameless ocean is quite an apt metaphor for the absurdity of the human condition. And isn’t life really just a YouTube video that none of us watches past 0:09?
[re=541775]geminisunmars[/re]: I thought the fact that they chose not to make President Obama the “Zebracorn” showed amazing restraint.
Brought to you by the Kinder and Gentler TeaBagger Party. Just say no to domestic terrorism!
A zebra? Does that mean that the tea-party is finally entering the postracial age? HIP HIP HURRAY!
I can’t stop cringing.
Glad to see Uwe Boll found work.
I feel dumber for having even found out that this exists.
Teabaggers are funny. Cartoons are funny. Talking animals are funny. Yet no Teabagger talking animal cartoons are funny.
I need to get into animation — if people who can’t add, subtract or interpret the news can do it, then it’s too damn easy to keep ignoring.
The voice acting was awesome, except that because the President and Congress sounded just like Mr Bill, I thought they were going to get smashed flat at the end. Instead they flew away with no worries cause they had their pensions, which I presume must have been in Euro or Yen or something since the rest of the country sank and was eaten by sharks. Sorry if I ruined the ending for some of you.
“Glad to see Uwe Boll found work.”
I couldn’t make it past the 25 second mark. Did I miss the gratuitous violence and bloodshed?
[re=541794]Buzz Feedback[/re]: [re=541801]Extemporanus[/re]: As am I, apparently.
Kinda wish I was a zebra/unicorn right now, this makes me embarrased for mankind.
“Do you want to watch this video?” No; and you can’t make me. What is this supposed to be a parody of, anyway?
The periodic table is crying for the misappropriation of helium.
[re=541811]GOPCrusher[/re]: If you couldn’t make it past the 25 second mark, then you know it’s a Uwe Boll joint.
My cat will never forgive me for clicking on that. For that matter, I may never forgive myself. Most. Annoying. Noise. EVER.
Generally, log rafts don’t sink from holes…
I knew I shouldn’t have had those hash brownies for lunch.
Joe the Plumber is played out. Now they’ve got Charlie the Zebra.
Charlie, it was so much nicer when you were almost completely white. Yes, Charlie, it was! But now, you have all those stripes criss-crossing your body! Yes, Charlie, and they’re taking follicles away from hardworking white hairs! Isn’t that unfair to all those hardworking white hairs, Charlie? Now set yourself on fire, Charlie!
Hold on, my buzz is wearing off. Gimme a minute to load the pipe again.
Zebra = ref = “REF GET OFF YOUR KNEES REF YOU’RE BLOWING THE GAME!!!”
[re=541774]Tommmcatt[/re]: Let me guess, the second chorus of ‘Charleeee’? I had to stop after the first to giggle like mad, but for some reason then turned it back on… Go figure!
Also, who knew that making photo and video-making software easy enough an idiot could use it meant that *that’s exactly who might start using it?!?*
Where’s the ox? Where’s the rat? Where’s the demon sheep?
Ensemble cast, sheeple, en-fucking-semble cast!1
[re=541801]Extemporanus[/re]: The initial concept included an ‘Al Jolsoncorn’ (Mammycorn) but they scrapped the idea–too antiquated a reference.
Does anyone know where the King Roy the Rat went? It’s been scrubbed from Youtube and I can’t find a good copy?
As in, this made me think of it.
Trenchant!
[re=541837]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: Antiquated though it may be, the beloved minstrel tune “Jimmy Crack Corn” would’ve worked on multiple levels.
Teabaggers, your just making it too easy for us anymore. One factual correction, the states make congressional districts not the prez or congress, but dont let facts get in the way of your fairy tale.
My favorite part is when the “health control” shark bites the zebra’s leg off.
Meth is a terrible thing.
Is it just me or did they make congress and the president sound like Michael Jackson?
I hate to admit that I found that funny but horribly it’s horribly wrong. I mean, republicans don’t suck off lobbyists?
AAARGHHH! Shiver me timbers!
Jesus H. Christ. Was that for real?
Why do donkeys and zebras talk in high pitched voices? Mr. Ed, of the same genus, had a voice like Tom Brokaw.
Boy, James Cameron’s work had really lost its pizzazz since he lost out at the Oscars.
29 seconds and that’s all i could hang. do i get a medal? and what is it with wingnuts and the whole phallic symbol thing? have they no analytic mirrors? i could sell them some at a good price; never mind their heads exploding when they look in them, that’s the point. so it’ll have to be cash up front.
and that’s a joke, in case the internet sales police think i’m trying to scam some bucks. i ain’t no investment banker. don’t send me nothin’ but thoughts of love and squalor, thank you.
Wait, they needed an animal to represent Obama and assigned the half-white, half-black Halfrican Zebra to something else?
…not if you paid me all the Ameros in the world.
I… I am a seagull now?
You know, I think the Zebracorn and the Donkeycorns are metaphors for something, but what could it be? Oh, I know! Brown people and immigrants, right?
Jeez, if they’re gonna parody an Internet Unicorn video, they oughta use the good one.
So, the Public loses its kidneys then, huh?
I’m not going to even try to watch this.
Oh, it was weak. I was never interested…although the part of the doctor was played with gusto and verve, and the girl had a delightful cameo role. A puckish satire of contemporary mores. A droll spoof aimed more at the heart than the head.
[re=541977]Lazy Media[/re]: Planet Unicorn, HEYYY!
I made it to :37. And that is 37 seconds of my life that I will never get back.
1:47, wimps. Who can beat me? Henghhh? (Make that a falsetto “Henghhh?”)
[re=542075]predilectrix[/re]: pft…slacker. I watched the whole thing.
Those Demoncrap unicorns look like the one in Louis Malle’s “Black Moon”.
Oh, the pretty ponies…fly away, fly away.
[re=541801]Extemporanus[/re]: Yeah, I guess but they still made him the brown donkey.
Zebracorn (to President and Congress): Wait, don’t leave me!!
So…the Teabaggers want Obama, Pelosi, Reid, et all to stay in office? Am I interpreting this correctly?
KlineFilms makes me think of the swiftboat ads. Is there a connection?
And yes – if Obama, Pelosi, Reid, et al stay in office then the Teabaggers can keep doing this instead of going to work at government offices or going to their free Medicare visits.
I couldn’t watch it, but why are the unicorns standing on pretzel rods?
If you didn’t watch it till the end.. you may have missed the very best part. In the Zebra’s final moments, Napoleon Dynamite possesses his body just long enough for him to exclaim, “You freakin’ wrecked my country!!” Amazeballs!
In what respect, Charlie?
I’m thinking this is pretty good. Wait .. what’s the opposite of good?
It’s not an allegory if you slap labels on the metaphors. Just sayin’.
Trigger just called me on his droolphone and said that video is retarded.
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