- Israel should change its name to “Iran,” because then Barack Obama would bake it a cake and be nice to it forever. [Matt Yglesias]
- An unemployed Frenchman will probably serve “life in Bagram” for hacking into the Presidential Twatter Account. [The Hill: Twitter Room]
- Michele Bachmann is literally Nostradamus because she correctly predicted that Obama is literally Hitler. [Think Progress]
- Correction: Obama is literally a King, because he regulates banks — the #1 favorite pastime of all monarchs since the dawn of civilization. [The Corner]
- Today is Friday, that day when you’re supposed to just chill the fuck out and say “thank God” whilst drowning your face in Happy Hour specials. But for Erick Erickson, Friday is just another dapper day for inciting terrible violence on the internets. [RedState]
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The world is literally her magic 8-ball
I’m predicting that Michele Bachmann is literally a moron.
Michele Bachmann definitely looks like Nostradamus — a medieval charlatan selling cheap, obscure, meaningless nonsense to willing dupes for her profit and the stupefecation of the masses. It’s probably the most accurate thing she’s ever said.
I know that’s what I always think. When I see Michele Bachmann. I say to myself, “wow, she reminds me so much of Nostradamus”. Sometimes I just say, “wow”.
From Erik of CNN: “(3) He just could not believe the anger, rhetoric, and hate directed at George Bush and the Republicans in 2003-2008 and during the Patriot Act debate were anywhere near as hateful, harmful, or inciting of violence.
Dwell on point three for just a minute.”
OK. That point is patently obvious, considering that there were no acts of violence then, plus any over-the-top anger came from elected officials or major media figures. Yet you are such a moron you assert that there’s something wrong without giving and reasons.
Oh, and for the Corner: “Just where does he get the power to order banks to write off loans? ”
The Federal Reserve Act, among other regulations.
Are you allowed to link to Red State? I think we need to have a vote on that. Think of it as “health care”. YOUR health care.
Riley, you are young, so perhaps it is understandable that you do not know that the only one allowed to bake Iran a cake is Ronald Reagan.
That NRO blurb is pretty snarky. Stupid and ill-conceived, but snarky.
Also, don’t we have that, given BACHMANN WUZ RIGHT and BACHMANN IS LIKE NOSTRADAMUS, NOSTRADAMUS WUZ RIGHT? Did she just validate Nosty’s obfuscated haruspic abilities?
Truly, she is a Great American.
Kathryn Jean-Lopez and Rush Limbaugh Are Not Very Intelligent
More razor sharp insight from Matt Yglesias. That boy’ll go far, I tells ya.
So the media has been co-opted and only reports Tea Bagger violence? Or is it manufactured violence to discredit the Movement?
My head hurts, I need beer.
From the comments on ThinkProgress: “Nostradumass is more like it.” I’m stealing that one for myself. Hahahahaha.
Oddly, when I see the name ‘Michelle Bachman’ or ‘Michelle Malkin’ in print, my mind often conflates the first with the second, or vice versa.
I don’t suppose this really matters much; when you think about it.
[re=542127]Autoo[/re]: They are like interchangeable bobble-heads.
also, I always enjoy the redstate links. They have a peculiar brand of teh crazy that I find entertaining.
“And now I look like Nostradamus.”
Try a little less foundation and a bit more blush, dearie.
Bachman Telepath Overdrive.
Favorite redstate comment of the day:
“If you read the posts all over the web this morning, even on a few liberal sites…..the Dems are getting hammmerd [sic] all over the place for fabricating and lying.”
Translation: unemployed teabaggers are spending all their spare time on message boards telling liberals that they are wrong. That’ll learn ‘em!
[re=542137]comicbookguy[/re]: Mr. “The Grognard” seems to be pressing the deny, deny, deny tactic. He was probably one of the ones that right up to the point that the lethal injection was administered, claimed that Tim McVeigh was innocent.
It’s a big f***king deal that it’s Friday.
[re=542156]GOPCrusher[/re]: Funny thing is I saw all the posts he was talking about, and they sound downright nutty, pulling out all the Bill Ayers and you asked for it they can muster up. To the extend the general public reads those things, I don’t think they will have the effect on public opinion he expects.
So I’m wondering why they aren’t telling us what Obama’s Twitter password was. I’m guessing either DETH2AMERIKKKA or KenyanMuslim1234.
Michele You’re Back! I’ve missed your special kind of crazy. I was afraid you found medication or that you were in a locked ward or something.
And yes I remember when the Patriot act passed I was ramming into cars that had Bush/Chaney stickers on them. The problem was when you’re on a bicycle it doesn’t make much of a point and fucks up the bicycle.
Israel should just rename itself Germany and call the West Bank Sudetenland and get it over with. That may not be funny but I’m an American first and a Jew second and I’m tired of them taking so much foreign aid and spitting in our collective faces.
I had the misfortune of hearing redbutt, son of Erick’s appearance this morning on WNYC. He’s a motherfucking liar. It did not happen the way he describes at all.
This is the entire interview with Lehrer, Perriello and then redbutt. Redbutt starts at 11:00, and Lehrer accidentally calls his web site redstate.con. Hee hee.
http://www.wnyc.org/shows/bl/episodes/2010/03/26
Redbutt is also a lot tougher on redstate.con than he was actually on the radio with Brian Lehrer, who called him on his bullshit, but was not impolite. Listen, it’s good.
BAN REDSTATE LINKS FROM MY WONKETTE. FOR FREEDOM.
Nothing quite says batshit crazy like Michelle Bachmann.
God, what a cunt.
Michele, didn’t Nostradamus turn out to be wrong?
I saw Michelle on TV the other day. She looks like she overdid the Juvederm.
We Germans got public health insurance end of the 19. century and later we got Hitler.
You Americans get pulic health insurance now and in a couple of years you will get Palin.
[re=542372]Herman the German[/re]: Dreck.
[re=542372]Herman the German[/re]: I’ve often suspected that a large component of Palin’s popularity with the male members of her following is their subconscious belief that they will in fact “get” her.
[re=542222]Katydid[/re]:
I’ve heard Eric on NPR and he sounds almost normal. It’s a Dr Jekyll and Mr. Hyde kind of thing I guess. Instead of a drug, it’s the blog (redstate.con)that transforms him although I suspect his Dr. Jekyll side isn’t much different.
[re=542096]GOPCrusher[/re]: I’d give you one of my beers, but I only have 24 left. Sorry.
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