ACORN RISING  11:55 am March 26, 2010

Nobama’s Evil Plan Photographed In Dallas

by Ken Layne

And your cyanide tablet is completely covered, no co-pay even!Wonkette operative “Brian P.” emails this important dispatch from Texas: “I’m sending this to let you know the Final Solution is proceeding according to plan in Dallas, Texas. It’s all happening!” ACORN has not been vanquished by Patriots at all! It’s now the official pharmacy of Obamacare!

 

Hola wonkerados.

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{ 49 comments }

GoinGreen March 26, 2010 at 11:57 am

FINALLY – somewhere I can get my fuckin vicodin!

proudgrampa March 26, 2010 at 11:59 am

[re=541437]GoinGreen[/re]: Can Texas pharmacies sell liquor? One stop shopping!

V572625694 March 26, 2010 at 11:59 am

How many rounds have the teabaggers fired into it? To judge by the customer-hostile façade, quite a few!

memzilla March 26, 2010 at 12:00 pm

I can haz mai Pelosil and Obamax!

GoinGreen March 26, 2010 at 12:01 pm

P.S. – Ken, can you ask the “flat belly” people to pixelate the FUPA on the chick in the see-thru black one-peice? Some of us are trying to hold down our bagels!

Gregoire March 26, 2010 at 12:01 pm

A lab coat makes a fly pimp suit.

King of the Dipshits March 26, 2010 at 12:01 pm

I love the ACORN Pharmacy! On Tuesdays they have 2 for 1 abortions (“Don’t need two, bring a friend”).

Joshua Norton March 26, 2010 at 12:02 pm

Can they get me cheap diet pills from Mexico without a prescription? That’s all I’m asking.

yargisbargis March 26, 2010 at 12:02 pm

No windows, and soundproofed to muffle the screams of the death panel victims.

WhatTheHeck March 26, 2010 at 12:03 pm

[re=541442]V572625694[/re]:
Seeing as it’s Texas, I’m sure they sell ammo at thet pharma, which got fired back into the building.

x111e7thst March 26, 2010 at 12:04 pm

[re=541437]GoinGreen[/re]: Wonderfull stuff, when I take enough of it in combination with Adderall the TeaPatriots really start to make sense.

proudgrampa March 26, 2010 at 12:06 pm

[re=541442]V572625694[/re]: “…customer-hostile façade…”

No kidding. Looks more like a prison.

Jumping Jim March 26, 2010 at 12:10 pm

From little Acorns, mighty Oak trees do grow.

Then again, you can always go to CVS.

Anonymous Office Zombie March 26, 2010 at 12:10 pm

Tea Partiers to begin citing this entry and photo as indisputable, journalistic evidence of actual ACORN doomsday conspiracy in 5… 4… 3…

HipHopOpotamus March 26, 2010 at 12:12 pm

Is Ken trying for the blogging scout badge or something this morning?

GoinGreen March 26, 2010 at 12:12 pm

[re=541460]x111e7thst[/re]: I swear to you as the Lord thy God Father Baby Jesus is my copilot on my way to the strip clubs, there was a stripper yesterday that was walking around, trying to find some hydrocodone in the club. All the while, she was just RAILING on the “stupid democrats” for forcing her to git inshurince! I don’t know if she was in pain or it was recreational, but it was sure as shit recreational for me to watch it!

saridout March 26, 2010 at 12:14 pm

oh hey, that’s right down the street from my house! free drugs, whoop!

slappypaddy March 26, 2010 at 12:16 pm

that’s nuts!

SayItWithWookies March 26, 2010 at 12:19 pm

Do they have the drugs that make America into the socialist paradise that John Boehner thinks it is? Because I’d like a big bowl of that with milk and sugar, please.

queeraselvis v 2.0 March 26, 2010 at 12:20 pm

This is good news for James O’Keefe.

Cape Clod March 26, 2010 at 12:21 pm

There are correctional facilities that have a more welcoming front entrance.

An Outhouse March 26, 2010 at 12:21 pm

You know the MSM will just bury and ignore proof of Obama’s kick back to Acorn.

Larry Fine March 26, 2010 at 12:21 pm

In that Acron Pharmacy you can get a WitchDoktah to spit in your face while he’s killing a chicken.

jus_wonderin March 26, 2010 at 12:22 pm

Okay, what was next on the list in our quest for Universal Conquest? I do take note of the pick em up truck in the parking lot. Great transport on the Thursday Sale Day.

proudgrampa March 26, 2010 at 12:22 pm

[re=541471]HipHopOpotamus[/re]: I think he fired everybody else!

Tommmcatt March 26, 2010 at 12:24 pm

[re=541463]proudgrampa[/re]: [re=541442]V572625694[/re]:

Have you guys ever visited middle America? Compared to most of the big-box travesties out there, that’s practically Neo-Classical design. I mean, look at that fake brick! Compared to decorative flashing that aint cheap.

Joshua Norton March 26, 2010 at 12:26 pm

[re=541472]GoinGreen[/re]: Really. I resent him just slapping up stuff before the whole world has had a chance to read and rain down praise on my previous comments.

nappyduggs March 26, 2010 at 12:29 pm

Is it true that the only accepted form of payment are WIC, EBT, Ameros, and stem cells?

comicbookguy March 26, 2010 at 12:29 pm

Cue undercover pimp looking to score ciprix for his ho in 3… 2… 1…

proudgrampa March 26, 2010 at 12:29 pm

[re=541497]Tommmcatt[/re]: I guess I just didn’t have an appreciation for it until now, Tomm!

GoinGreen March 26, 2010 at 12:31 pm

[re=541501]Joshua Norton[/re]: Credit goes to HipHopOpotamus for the funny “scout badge” comment.

Crank Tango March 26, 2010 at 12:34 pm

[re=541472]GoinGreen[/re]: funny thing is, my semen is like 75% hydrocodone. the rest is hashish.

yrustoopid? March 26, 2010 at 12:36 pm

why are we going along with the Teabaggers’ attempts to re-brand themselves as “Tea-Partiers” or “Tea Patriots” when they named themselves so succinctly the first time as people who suck balls?

GoinGreen March 26, 2010 at 12:40 pm

[re=541512]Crank Tango[/re]: I’ll try that one out today and let you know on Monday how it went for me!

Joshua Norton March 26, 2010 at 12:41 pm

[re=541509]GoinGreen[/re]: Jeez, I thought that was the one I was replying to. Oh well, another new laptop/Windoze 7 combo fail.

HipHopOpotamus March 26, 2010 at 12:41 pm

GoinGreen: well played, sorry to having bogarted any claim to pointing out Ken’s adderal-induced productivity.

St.SarahOfThePO March 26, 2010 at 12:48 pm

[re=541467]Anonymous Office Zombie[/re]: The prophetic emailer warned us all yesterday, yet we didn’t listen. If you add the letters in Dallas and Acorn, you get the number 11. I added up all my fingers and toes, and came up with 20. Now, if you put 20 and 11 together, you get 2011. I tell ya, when I realized that this has a hidden meaning, I nearly fell outta my chair.

GoinGreen March 26, 2010 at 1:00 pm

[re=541520]HipHopOpotamus[/re]: No foul at all – I bogarted El Pinche’s “no shit, muthafucka” quote about Obama’s response to Biden – and ran with it like a barefooted Kenyan on some other threads! Today, we are all plagerists!

S.Luggo March 26, 2010 at 1:00 pm

At last a place where kiddie rapers can go to get their indutrial strength, Omabacare Viagra. Tom Coburn, also.

doxastic March 26, 2010 at 1:06 pm

How long do y’all think it’ll take before that picture adorns a million rambling emails? I give it a week.

PunkyBruiser March 26, 2010 at 1:07 pm

Too bad I don’t live in Texas.. I could stop by and get an abortion on my way home.

Autoo March 26, 2010 at 1:12 pm

[re=541520]HipHopOpotamus[/re]: [re=541471]HipHopOpotamus[/re]: [re=541501]Joshua Norton[/re]: (Dudes, you need to just STFU….. one thing you *do not* do, mid-game, is tell the man on the mound he’s he’s pitching a perfect game. You’ll jinx it!)

Anonymous Office Zombie March 26, 2010 at 1:14 pm

[re=541526]St.SarahOfThePO[/re]:
Shhhhhh! You want to alert the Nobama Stazi KGB about how we’re on to them!?… unless… yes… yes, you too must be working for them… a double agent sent here to betray The Movement… enemies, enemies all around us…

GoinGreen March 26, 2010 at 1:15 pm

[re=541554]Autoo[/re]: Are you suggesting that we put *wink, wink* “K-word” *wink, wink* at the end of tha bench for the rest of the day – and NEVER MAKE EYE CONTACT!!!???

Prommie March 26, 2010 at 1:24 pm

[re=541536]GoinGreen[/re]: Its only appropriate to plagiarize, when talking about Biden, no? (not that I concede that his media repute is accurate)

Autoo March 26, 2010 at 2:13 pm

[re=541563]GoinGreen[/re]: Seriously, just STFU. The only one even allowed to *look* at Ken right now is his catcher.

(That’d be Newell, right? Riley?)

chaste everywhere March 26, 2010 at 2:44 pm

So this is where we drop in for the free cartons of pre-rolled joints, to lower our cholesterol?

Jim89048 March 26, 2010 at 7:13 pm

It’s pharmageddon!!!1!!

GoinGreen March 26, 2010 at 9:56 pm

[re=541576]Prommie[/re]: Darn you, Prommie, Darn you to HECK!!! I didn’t even think about that. Well played, well played indeed!

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