Happy 70th Birthday, Madame Speaker! You get to sign this companion Health Care Reform bill, for a present! Also, for a super-great present, you look about 50 years old, while John McCain looks like some bloated 1,000-year-old mummy failure dug up from a bog. Oh look Nancy is going to sign this thing on the teevee, right now. Go find Gramps and tell him to get ready for his Death Panel! [CSPAN]
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BOTOX RULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLES!
HAHAAHAHA! I love you man! You too Nancy Happy Birthday!
Needs moar fyre.
Nancy makes my extremely liberal pants dance! Happy 70th, you hot little GILF!!
And she’s going to have over 2,600 roses delivered to her office today with a note thanking her for her work passing HCR and wishing her a happy birthday!
Yay! Happy Birthday Nancy! A used condom will be on its way to you presently.
This time for sure!
Happy B-Day sexy.
[re=541237]GoinGreen[/re]: Shouldn’t that be SILF?
I do hope her 500 grandchildren will be present for the ceremonial signing. Nothing entertains a kid more than legislation.
I think even Coco Chanel would admire Pelosi’s looks at 70. She said:
Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; life shapes the face you have at thirty; but at fifty, you get the face you deserve.
Maybe McCain already had his SOB face at 50.
[re=541239]rina[/re]: Ah, crap, I forgot to buy 3 roses for Nances! I’ll make it up to her by finding myself at the bottom of a scotch bottle. That’s a good birthday present, right?
She is unnaturally youthful. Boehner does it using nicotine and ultraviolet light. I wonder what Nancy’s secret is.
Dear lord, that woman is 70 years old ? Can I have her recipe for the feasting on the blood of virgins and extra-virgin olive oil? What proportions did she use, because I want to create an infomercial hawking that stuff.
[re=541239]rina[/re]: Do you know when that’s going to happen? I want to see it. [re=541250]Potater[/re]: Oh Potater, you’d make a great boyfriend..
It should be about time for one of her skin molts.
[re=541251]Ruhe[/re]: Boner doesn’t need UV light. The concentrated fluorescent reflecting off the stark white asses of the GOP congresscritters is more than enough to keep him golden brown.
Hey, it looks like Nancy let Harry Reid borrow some of her balls.
From a HuffPo post about Tom Coburn trying to screw with unemployment benefits or lesbians or whatever Coburn is obsessed with these days:
After about 20 minutes, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) interrupted Coburn to ask: “How long are you going to talk?”
Coburn said he planned to talk for another 45 minutes. Reid turned around and left the room. He eventually returned with a motion to table Coburn’s bill, which succeeded easily.
[re=541253]HipHopOpotamus[/re]: I just hope it involves a lot of drinking because then I’ll be set.
I noticed in interviews she has a tendency to giggle like a little school girl. I would find this incredibly annoying in a she-beast like Snowbilly, but somehow find it rather endearing that a 70 year old still giggles.
Possibly in Pelosi’s attic there’s a portrait of her looking old and haggard and in general like Keith Richards. But if in that painting there’s a table with a motion for impeachment of Bush and Cheney on it, it’s still better looking.
[re=541260]FMA[/re]: Ha ha ha ha ha…Coburn (shudder).
I saw the bog men in Dublin. They said one of them was probably a king. He had been killed and they cut off his nipples. Apparently, sucking the nipples of the king was how you showed obedience way back when. So watch out for your nipples Walnuts, Mr. Hayworth has been eying them. I’ll keep an eye on Nancy’s fabulous SHILF rack.
Happy birthday, Warrior Queen, and wishing you many, many exploding teabagger heads in the coming year.
Last night Olberman/Maddow cut away to the House vote on reconciliation, and the whole thing was oddly anticlimactic after Sunday’s big showdown. Even though this was the final vote, the Republicans just seemed to have given up and didn’t even try to slow things down for too long.
And that’s my birthday wish for you, Nancy, that the passage of healthcare reform keeps the Republicans too depressed & dispirited to throw all that procedural bullshit at you as they’ve been doing.
[re=541246]freakishlystrong[/re]: Here in the land of swashbuckling wonketteers, you may be right. But she does have 7 grandchildren, so… I guess it would be a matter of logistics.
[re=541250]Potater[/re]: [re=541250]freakishlystrong[/re]: Sorry, no word yet on the time. The Kos diary that keeps us updated is here:
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2010/3/26/850992/-UPDATE:-They-Throw-Rocks;-We-Send-Roses:-2,616-roses-being-delivered-to-Nancy-Pelosi-today!!
I think N-Pel finally won over my boyfriend this week. For as long as I have known him, every time she was mentioned on the news he groaned “ugh, I hate her.” Now he just scrunches his face up a little.
[re=541272]BlueStateLiberal[/re]: Warrior Queen or British spy? http://politicalpwn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/nancy-pelosi-bond.jpg
Happy birthday, Madam Speaker! May Republicans always quake in fear at your GAVEL OF DEATH.
Happy b-day. We’ll get Reid to give you a birthday hug, since you like that so much.
[re=541260]FMA[/re]: Hey, it looks like Nancy let Harry Reid borrow some of her balls.
Mmm, I’m not so sure about that. If Harry Reid married Nancy Pelosi, he’d be Harry Pelosi. Just sayin.
You know who doesn’t wish her Happy Birthday? Michael Steele. In fact he keeps harping on how she needs to lose her job. For the freedom.
Happy Birthday, sexy. She is so getting nailed tonight.
I’m so proud she’s my congressperson. Happy birthday, madame speaker!
What do you get the Speaker who has everything? Why, a container for all the Republican nut sacks she cut off in the last two weeks or so, of course. It can be like a humidor, I suppose, since the actual balls were all smashed with the Gavel of Doom yesterday.
With this healthcare showdown, she (with an assist from Obama and a spine transplant for Reid) turned the whole GOP into a bunch of sniveling, whiny neutered cats who just want to sit around all day getting fat, hissing at random people and licking at what they use to have. Of course, with a rack like hers (what are those things – 50 FFFs?) she was already intimidating as hell to most of them, but now she’s in a league of her own. God bless you, Madam Speaker.
[re=541237]GoinGreen[/re]: [re=541362]Mr Blifil[/re]: indeed! She’s looks pretty amazing for 70.
[re=541253]HipHopOpotamus[/re]: Cold cream. Look into it.
[re=541420]sanantonerose[/re]: Only if she sleeps in a bathtub full of it. Let’s not sell Nancy short – she’s doin’ damn good for 70.
(Of course, my opinion of her has increased significantly since she muscled this health care package through, and it may have affected my eyesight, too)
Happy birthday, hon!
from another Baltimore expat.
mary richards is all grown up now. i’m so proud of her.
[re=541473]slappypaddy[/re]: Yep, she made it after all
I have already written several times on these message boards that I would totally hit it. Oh what the hell one more time I’D HIT IT.
[re=541253]HipHopOpotamus[/re]: [re=541420]sanantonerose[/re]: Like my momma always said, “Moisturize, moisturize, moisturize!”
Her gavel was forged in Mordor.
James Caan — who was also born on March 26, 1940 — just issued a statement thanking Nancy Pelosi for not passing healthcare reform earlier, for if she had, the true life story that inspired his career-making role in Brian’s Song might never have come to pass.
Billy Dee Williams had no comment.
Definitely no TanTAX here.
Did Louie Gohmert make her eat all her birthday cards?
Both my Gramps died before I was born, but as my good deed for the spring I dug up the fresher of the two from a bog (he looks like a younger version of Citizen McCain) and am driving him to his death panel myself, in m’surrey with the rightwing fringe on top. He is currently not amused.
I once went through a bunch of pictures of NP through the ages to see where she had a facelift or an eye job or something. Couldn’t find it. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Anyway, it’s always been a mystery why right wingers absolutely foam at the mouth at the mere thought of her, like she’s the girl antichrist or something. In reality she’s a very controlled, totally consistent, establishmentarian, somewhat liberal by national standards Roman Catholic politician. I guess it’s mainly because she’s a woman and represents San Francisco, where everyone is a gay hippie free lovin’ bomb throwin’ anarchist.
[re=541556]dedalus[/re]: No, it was forged by dwarves of old in Moira during the First Age, used in battles by Elvish princes, dwarf kings, and kings of Men, Aragorn’s ancestors, until the dawn of the Third Age, in which it struck down the King of the Ringwraiths by Eowyn, Warrior Princess.
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