Is Something Magical Happening On March 25, 2011?

Holy shit, does it take a year to collect that much anhydrous ammonia?

Also, Susan,

/loosens cravat provocatively

what are you wearing?

Susan B a bitch.

“You people are the assholes.” No, you are the asshole – no back-sies.

“A year from now you’ll find out.” Is that when daddy gets home?

Last name, please.

Appropriate responses to Susan are “I know you are, but what am I?” or “I’m rubber and you’re glue; whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.” This is the mentality we’re dealing with.

I’m an asshole. But I’m safe, cause no one will know for a whole year.
I’ve got a year to asshole around.

“a year from now you’ll find out.”

That’s because that’s when them old teabaggers with their guns and clever placards will be rounding up all subversive liberal elements and placing them in detention camps to protect “liberty”.

[re=540678]chascates[/re]:
They are mixing up another round of brightly colored margaritas for bellowing ludicrous gringos in a Jimmy Buffett theme bar.

They are also saying to each other, “Have you ever seen a bigger bunch of fat assholes?”
In K’iche, Tzotzil or Mam.

Just look at my avatar.

Surely, you must get more interesting email threats than this? No fair not posting them!

Supercilious bitch.

And Susan B. Anthony should be ashamed of herself.

No need to wait a year. I know I’m an asshole now.

Hi Susan B______! *waves*

Neener, neener, neener. Yo momma, also, as well.

My Aztec dog, Moche, approves this message.
According to Moche, all assholes smell better than roses.

The “Mayan Apocalypse” is a redskinned herring, Ken — your friend Susan B. is obviously making a veiled, violent reference to “Greatest Generation” war patriot Julius Caesar.

From Wikipedophilia, we learn that March 25 was the “historic start of the new year (Lady Day) in England, Wales, Ireland, and the future United States until the adoption of the Gregorian Calendar in 1752. (The year 1751 began on 25 March; the year 1752 began on 1 January.)”

Pope Gregory XIII was an asshole.

[re=540713]SmutBoffin[/re]: Google my name, but make it plural (users)…that’ll give you a hint.

Popol Vuh to you too!

Today we are all cherry blossoms, also.

You are the ones who are the ball-lickers!

Wait, OMG, have they set a date ? Sweet Jesus, boys we need get out of here now ! Get on our knees and repent, fellow sinners, real America is arising from its alcohol+meth filled daze !

[re=540717]Extemporanus[/re]:

Pshaw.

What about Pope Gregory XI? He was so fat he got stuck in the papal bath tub!

[re=540720]user-of-owls[/re]: [re=540713]SmutBoffin[/re]: Huh. I always thought it was a detail from the eyepatch-wearing, muttonchop-sporting Shroud of Hendrix.

[re=540732]user-of-owls[/re]: Is the papal bath tub where Assholy Water comes from?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZJ91oFp6G8

But the Brietbartocalypse is already upon us!

[re=540741]St.SarahOfThePerpetuallyOffended[/re]: So we get 5 months without these people before the end comes? Sounds fair.

I have been fully aware that I am an asshole for my entire life. One year is not going to make any difference.

You know, the descendents of the Mayans down in Mexico don’t really believe this 2012 crap. But they nod and go along for the tourist dollars. White people being played.

[re=540741]St.SarahOfThePerpetuallyOffended[/re]: The greatest argument against Christianity is the Christians. Just so, the greatest argument against Socialism is the Socialists. For better or worse thought, neither of those lines of reasoning have much force with me.

You know what little miss Suzie B wanted? A big giant list of you librul commenters to this commie posting written by that mean old Mr. Ken. Fortunately, tiny Sue will now have something to do tracking down all of you assholes, perverts and closet Democruds. Watch your backs ladies and gentlemen, the Conservo-nator Susan B is on the prowl.

[re=540757]Ducksworthy[/re]: I don’t think the Camping followers plan to let me, a heathen, anywhere near Heaven.

“You people are THE assholes”
That’s more than just an asshole.

*hitches up his suspenders and swells with pride*

Whoa Susan B. Anthony called you guys assholes?

I thought she was classier than that.

And deader.

[re=540775]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: USA! USA! USA!

O/T hope that is OK

It might be of interest for some to find out why the Discovery Channel has lost its marbles and given Palin a platform to sputter on.

In his eternal quest to degrade all American media and make a buck while doing it, Murdoch is of course behind it: http://palingates.blogspot.com/2010/03/sarah-palin-and-discovery-channel.html#disqus_thread

[re=540814]GOPCrusher[/re]: Ha ha ha ha.

[re=540717]Extemporanus[/re]: Pable Picasso was never called an asshole.

[re=540720]user-of-owls[/re]: Online Waste Levy System?

you never talked to any of his 4 ex wives/mistresses etc…!

[re=540843]DustBowlBlues[/re]: I think she meant that her friend is a member of this group, not her (and according to Wiki he says the world is ending in 2011–take that heathen Mayans!).

But according to a Google search:
“Harold Camping) is a false prophet! The following are just a few of his false doctrines that have been taught, and that you would hear live on his heretical “Family Radio”…

Harold Camping proclaimed the Lord’s return would be in 1994!
Harold Camping now proclaims the Lord’s return will be in October, 20, 2011!
Harold Camping (Family Radio) has aired Mormon advertisements!
Harold Camping taught that NO ONE was saved between 1988 through 1994!
Harold Camping teaches that the church age ended in 1994!
Harold Camping teaches that the Holy Spirit is NO LONGER working in the church!
Harold Camping teaches that EVERY church in the world is apostate!
Clearly, Harold Camping is NOT a true Christian, and has fabricated his own cult.”

So sayeth a rival nutcase. Can we just cede Alaska to these folks and sent them up there to await the Rapture?

That Susan B sure can coin a phrase.

I got nuthin’.

March 25th is the anniversary of the downfall of the Dark Lord, Sauron (Third Age, 3019).

And, no, I do not have sex with anyone ever.

[re=540871]chascates[/re]: NO! we can’t do that. he (or she) who controls alaska controls the world. some american general said that. i think. something to do with air routes. i think.

[re=540843]DustBowlBlues[/re]: http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/may21/index.html

there’s been a fairly regular nutjob with sign on the overpass at the univ. ave exit in berkeley which is how i know about these wackos. it’s based on some pretty rough bible numerology, some shit like god was around earth for 7 days, and then somewhere else in the bible a day is said to be x number of years and then they project that forward from some starting date. who cares? wingnut city.

[re=540856]FMA[/re]: I’m surprise nobody mentioned how the Mayans invented television…

All right, we have a year to find our asses.

[re=540886]chascates[/re]: Hmmmm, one is 66, five is twelve and 57 gazillions added to the root of that spells out fool in six ancient languages. I’ve been waiting for the world to end since I was six years old and twice a year I was asked to put my head under the desk and stick my ass in the air because, I used to imagine, that was thought by adults to be the best death position for first graders.
I have been thinking lately that all these screammy old nut cases yelling about the end of the world will be giving themselves strokes and shit like that. So in a way maybe the Death Panels have started. Hooray! I wonder if handsome Nate has some arithmetic showing that Republicans are dying faster from the anger and stress of the last year.
It’s Spring, HRC is law and so I’m thinking I need a new picture up in the corner and some kind of colorful drink.

Susan B. is obviously still pissed off about that cheesy one-dollar coin they named after her.

[re=540814]GOPCrusher[/re]:

Wow. How could I have forgotten about THAT? “He’d go walkin’ down the street, girls could not resist his stare…”

“Mmmmmmm Assholes.”
~ Elton John

Maybe this is the date that her second “ladies testicle” will finally drop… (4m:30s)

Susan B. Utsecs

Don’t worry. There’s a guy from California on the radio (in NYC) who’s figured out that we are in the last 14 months of the Time of Tribulations (and Teabags), and that the Day of Judgment (and Teabags) is, if I remember correctly, May 27, 2011 (or sometime in May; I forgot to put it in my day planner). So the Antichrist (and Teabaggers) will only rule for a couple of months, March 25-May 27, the Time of Shit Backing Up Out of the Sewers and Ruining Your Shoes.

The meaning of life is: 42

Man, I wish Douglas Adams was still around.

Susan B_____. Please contact me over something of vital importance to you and your family. 2 words. Rapture insurance!

And where are the clowns?
There ought to be clowns
Well, maybe next year.

The Judy Collins version, fuck all the rest of them.

Here in Anchorage, AK we are reacting in disbelief that some
idiot would actually believe our ex Twitter Quitter DumbAss Shitter
will make it through his fantasy series. She couldn’t even make it
through a 5 K, for cripes’ sake!

However, on a different note, you guys rock. The snark on this
site is at a level I can only dream of…

[re=541099]knittingbull[/re]: Are you new here? If so, welcome. I enjoy hearing a voice from Alaska that doesn’t involve screeching and misinformation.

[re=541105]Jukesgrrl[/re]: I’ve been lurking.
We were really, really hoping she’d stay in
the lower 48. Sigh. She constantly disappoints.

We’re enjoying what passes for spring here (melting
frozen mud) and averaging 4* minutes extra of daylight
each day.

Thank you for the welcome, I’ve been reading this blog
(and numerous others) for the last 18 months and you
guys make me bust a gut (small one, but it’s there) every
time. I’ve been de-lurked.

[re=541119]Lascauxcaveman[/re]:
I enjoyed 5 years of Fairbanks winters
(and yes, you have to be insane to live
there between October and May) going to
UAF. Spent summers in Anchorage getting
together enough money to go back and suffer
some more.

According to the Lithuanian Calendar, March 25th 2011 is when Ragnarok comes for all bloggers.

[re=540730]Marxist-Leninist Papist[/re]: My defensive plan is replica Old Country Buffet buffet carts. Imagine the confusion when the guntoting loons approaching the house smell those babies. They’ll lower their metal and waddle right over. (Note to self: buy extra heavy doses of tasteless sleeping powder . . . )