Eric Cantor is very upset about Democrats being upset about Teabagger-Republicans attacking the homes and offices of Democratic politicians. So, you Democrats stop complaining about that stuff. Just take it, like …. uhh, like Eric Cantor.
And don’t put out press releases or have press conferences just to get some “political points.” Eric Cantor would never use a press conferences as a cheap hack political stunt. Nope. PS — Eric Cantor is not Jewish. Jews are cool.
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Chris Reichert apologizes profusely for firing that bullet through your window, dikkwad. He will be making a contribution to Hillel to begin the healing process.
That would be like blaming Jews for the holo… damn you Goodwin!
I don’t have the stomach to watch this. I’ll take your word for it, Eric Cantor is an asshole.
“…there are no leaders in this building…” He’s never blamed anyone in this body for the fact that he’s Jewish? Asshole, you say? He seems like a very nice young man.
I like the laughter at the end. 10 points for the laughter, for it was prudent.
Guy had the chance to play the Kristallnacht card. Coulda scored big time with that one!
I really can’t improve on the blog post title. okay maybe it could use some adejectives:
Eric Cantor is a whiny, tiny dicked, pussy asshole and he should STFU.
not one goddam word about ann coulter (the world’s greatest drag queen) practically being assassinated in canada the other day.
why does wonkette hate america AND drag queens???
IOW, don’t talk about how the wingnuts are stipping their own threads? Yeah, that’ll solve everything, you sanctimonious a**hat.
Oh, I really tried to get all the way through this….. the headline says it all.
Yeah I am sorry, but I have a policy against watching the asshole videos, especially so early in the morning (hey i’m self employed so I get up when I want).
But really, what are the odds that if someone did shoot at him that it was actually a teabagger? 4:1? 100:1?
Remember how incredibly upset he was that George W. Bush had the tactless gall to use the 9/11 attacks in a re-election campaign ad?
Who shot E.C.?
We wouldn’t want to Rachet Up the Rhetoric. Fox News new slogan?
“Now we need to get back to the important business of governing this nation — for instance, stopping the Democrats from destroying the very fabric of America as we know it and turning healthcare into a weapon to deport unwilling subjects to the Gulag.”
Ken, your tags say it all: assholes, dinguses, oh for fuck’s sake.
Note that “to use such threats as political weapons is reprehensible.” What about the threats themselves? Sure he doesn’t condone them, but telling the public about them, that’s where he’s got a problem. What a dick.
At 3:18, it’s 3:17 too long. Had to stop watching, what an insufferable twatwaffle.
But let me make sure I have this straight: he’s telling the Dems to stop complaining by complaining his own pussified complaints, right?
Jesus, Rethugs are shooting their own offices now to score political points? Man, Erich, that’s like sending yourself flowers to make your boyfriend jealous.
Soooo not kosher.
Anyone notice that Eric Cantor is only talking in right-channel? That means his voice his hollow and meaningless in left channel.
Guess who’s presiding over the Senate right now?
Roland Fucking Burris.
One more inscription for his death temple!
And we all know that the fucktard who took a shot at Cantor because he’s Jewish did so because the Democrats whipped up all that anti-Semitic rage.
Thank you for posting this. I thought my head was going to explode when I heard this.
Hey Cantor, go eat a fucking tuna sammich and STFU.
Off topic: anybody know who calls the roll in the Senate? I’ve listened to her for 10 hours now, and I want to see if she’s on facebook….
Now do it again, in proper cantor style – one long exhalation per three sentences.
[re=540356]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Oh, you’re joking. I was thinking that that was an actual quote, that he said.
Lou Dobbs has apparently been a very busy man.
Keep icing that shoulder, you sexagenarian slug tosser, you!
I get the feeling that if some tea baggers leveled the Bay Area with a neutron bomb, Cantor would have given essentially the same whiny speech.
To be published in the next volume of Annals of Douchebaggery:
http://tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/03/nrcc-on-perriello-incidents-hes-not-the-victim.php
National Republican Congressional Committee spokesman Andy Sere said that while his organization doesn’t condone the actions of the person or people who cut a gas line at Perriello’s brother’s house (apparently under the impression that the home was the congressman’s), Perriello is not the victim.
“Central and Southside Virginians are the ones who are going to have the bear the burden of increased taxes,” Sere told The Roanoke Times. “What you’re seeing is a frustration among his constituents who believe he’s not listening to them.”
Late Update: Sere told Ben Smith he was referring to marches, demonstrations and letters — not physical threats. Still, Sere, continued “we’re not going to allow Tom Perriello to use one isolated incident as a cynical ploy to distract Virginians from the higher taxes and Medicare cuts he just imposed on them.”
Haha…Foxnews is running with this story with URGENT headlines with the implication that someone shot at Cantor’s office today. But listening to the statement, it sounds like it happened some vague time between when he took office and today. In other words, probably in 2000…
Speaker Pelosi, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
Stop fanning the flames of inflamed hatred being fanned by the inflammatory “Fire Pelosi” flame-fanning GOP website of flaming inflammation!
[re=540346]whatever_dc[/re]: Writing about her is about as relevant to 2010 as writing about Morton Downey Jr. She wants attention here, she can buy a fucking ad.
Fucksticks. What’s next, McConnell coming out with a backwards B carved in his face?
I love the sniggering of the reporters after he leaves the room and that one pissy voice saying “Mr Cantor, Mr Cantor, this is a very big statement”
Wait till the teabaggers find out that Jews don’t worship Jesus.
Wow, Cantor better be careful, or the next time he puts his foot in his mouth, he’ll end up with athlete’s tongue.
[re=540353]sanantonerose[/re]: From your lips to Roger Ailes’ ears:
<a href=”http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/03/25/rep-cantors-richmond-campaign-office-shot-overnight/” Cantor’s Office Attacked!
I hate to tell Eric, but to these wingnut tea baggers, one Jew is probably equivalent to one black & one brown guy, so it’s probably in his best interest to not continue to stir up the shit.
First, they came for the brothers of Democratic Congressmen, and I did nothing…
[re=540394]freakishlystrong[/re]: Why not? He’s already got one on his ass.
[re=540392]Extemporanus[/re]: Banana bana fo-fana!
It was your own idiot Repub teabaggers that shot at your office, because you’re Jewish, dumbass, and still he fails to see the irony.
So I was all like, “Why are the Wonketts calling him an asshole”
And then I got to the halfway point so then I was all like, “What in the fuck is this guy saying? God, what an asshole.”
And Eric being an asshole is news how? I kinda wonder if one of their own took a shot at EC’s office to neutralize the talking point?
[re=540401]user-of-owls[/re]: Cantoresque Link Fail. What a buffoon.
Now is a good time to reminisce about a few years ago, when some environmentalists posted the names and addresses of their political opponents online and were sent to federal prison as terrorists for it. Not that I support jailing tea-party activists under patriot-act-era laws, I just want to pile on the 1000th example of inter-administrational table-turning.
[re=540416]shoeho[/re]: Bingo.
Walnuts weighs in:
http://tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/03/mccain-problems-with-violent-language-please-video.php?ref=fpb
Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) refused on NBC this morning to condemn violent political language and imagery, including his former running mate’s use of cross hairs to identify targeted Democrats and suggestion that voters “reload.”
“I have seen the rhetoric of ‘targeted districts’ as long as I’ve been in politics,” McCain said. “Please! Any threat of violence is terrible, but to say that there’s a ‘targeted district’ or that we ‘reload’ or ‘go back into the fight again’ — please.”
“Those words are fine,” McCain said.
NBC’s Ann Curry pressed him.
“Should this still be the language of this day given how much we’re hearing about hundreds of calls regarding threats, about vandalism, about the gas line of a congressman’s brother’s home being cut. Sir, these are very dangerous times. Is this the language that we should be hearing today?”
McCain: “The language that we should be using today is the language that we should be using.”
[re=540401]user-of-owls[/re]: Welllll shut my mouth, then. You just knew Ailes was up all night working the angles.
[re=540398]Lucidamente[/re]: Yes, that will be a fine day, won’t it?
That’s code for…”If the tea partiers are feeling guilty about their actions, they shouldn’t because we get hurt too. So, carry on with the hatred.”
Eric does not “condone violence against anyone”– except his cousins in Palestine.
“Buffalo businessman Carl Paladino (planning to run for govenor) believes that “Obamacare will be so horrific that it will kill more Americans through deteriorating health care than were lost on 9/11 ….” http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2010/03/23/2010-03-23_carl_paladino_republican_millionaire_with_eye_on_guvs_seat_compares_health_care_.html#ixzz0jD7OsxkI
“Legitimate threats” should be treated as security issues…um, Eric, what then are illegitmate threats?
I forced myself to watch this…feel so dirty now…I’m off to take a shower, and I think I’ll need to use the body scrub…
I still maintain that Eric Cantor is the worst act in D.C. vaudeville. His great-grandfather Eddie, now THERE was a talent! *makes banjo-eyes*
[re=540393]Ken Layne[/re]: you are very mean blond-wigged, anorexic, racist, gadfly, bitch drag queen but i’ll defer to your wisdom.
[re=540388]ph7[/re]: Considering the population of the state he represents, the logical explanation is that some yahoo with a loaded rifle in the back window of his truck was driving past Cantor’s office on the way to Bubba’s Bait & Bar and hit a bad pothole at 40mph, causing said rifle to discharge.
“Buffalo businessman Carl Paladino believes that “Obamacare will be so horrific that it will kill more Americans through deteriorating health care than were lost on 9/11 ….” Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2010/03/23/2010-03-23_carl_paladino_republican_millionaire_with_eye_on_guvs_seat_compares_health_care_.html#ixzz0jD7OsxkI
How can he be a Jew when he talks like a fucking Nazi?
[re=540405]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: The teabaggers probably just heard that he was “a Jeeww!” and that was enough for them. Off to find this guy’s office and shoot out his window!
I understand the point of this post. “Eric Cantor is not Jewish. Jews are cool.”
Obviously this is a universal fact. Just look at Chuck Schumer? That guy’s pretty cool sometimes. Just sayin’.
Now I know why the muscles used for sneering distain on Eric Cantor’s face are so finely chiseled.
And now back to our regularly scheduled program of Republican talking heads screaming about the END OF AMERICA AS WE KNOW IT!!!!1!!
Wow, I had no idea Republicans were so weak on, sympathized with, and blamed victims of crime and terrorism. How can they be trusted?
[re=540421]Lucidamente[/re]:
“The language that we should be using today is the language that we should be using.”
Well that one is certainly going to show up in the next edition of Bartlett’s.
“The releasing of all of this information about these incidents of violence only fans the flames of violence. That is why I am telling you today that last week, my office was a target of just such an incident of violence. But still, I condemn anyone who fans the flames of this violence.”
Shut the fuck up, Cantor.
Jesus, I can’t watch videos like this, the rage is too much. Is there an easy place to just nab transcripts of this self-centered bullshit? Lies and douchebaggery are somehow easier for me to approach rationally when they’re in text form.
The AP reports that the bullet was not actually fired at Cantor’s office:
For him to get back to work he would have to have been working before that charade.
[re=540438]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: *cough, cough* Lieberman *cough, cough*
[re=540393]Ken Layne[/re]: Now, now. There’s an irony there, innit? Coulter whining to the commie faggot Human Rights Commission and all. Couldn’t you squeeze her in someplaze? Just a little squib about her cuntishness?
Asshole Republican is an Asshole.
Eddie will soon schedule another press conference where he will admit that he’s black and has Parkinson’s.
I don’t know what you libtards are crying about. People shoot out my windows and spit on me all the time. I don’t go around telling people about every little death threat against my wife and kids. Sheesh!
[re=540388]ph7[/re]: It ricocheted off of Lou Dobbs house before hitting Cantors office. Did he file a police report? I’d like to see that.
I’m sure the folks in the Defense and Intelligence Committees condone a whole fuckload of violence.
[re=540430]sanantonerose[/re]: And Eddie had the guts to call out the original teabagger Father Coughlin.
[re=540398]Lucidamente[/re]: If you’re a Jew living in a Teabagger neighborhood, you *will* worship Jesus.
It was probably a teabagger. Thanks for being on our side, Eric.
[re=540386]Lucidamente[/re]: The good old non-condemnation; “we hate this kind of violence but the Democrats deserve it, because they raised taxes” (even though taxes were actually lowered, except for people making over $250,000 a year).
[re=540428]JamesMichaelCurley[/re]: Ironic, considering that lack of insurance has been killing over ten times as many people than 9/11 did a year; and reform should alleviate that. But these guys never let facts get in the way of political rhetoric.
[re=540431]whatever_dc[/re]: mean TO THE — not you yourself. sorry about that!
[re=540442]user-of-owls[/re]:
Well that one is certainly going to show up in the next edition of Bartlett’s.
Right next to Ayn Rand’s famous motto: “A is A.”
[re=540449]Aurelio[/re]:
I think the word you were looking for is “cuntocity.”
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH – YOU GODDAMNED GUN TOTING, REBEL FLAG CARRYING, JEW HATING LIBERALS!! Oh, wait, what?? Thank you. (Exit stage, right)
[re=540453]comicbookguy[/re]: Enough is enough is enough! Death threats or not, you don’t have suffer through matzoh brei on Passover!!
Future Holocaust victims: We’re being intimidated! Help!
Time-traveling Eric Cantor: Stop fanning the flames! Enough is enough!
I love how the Republicans are tying on the “even though Democrats aren’t listening to the American people” ribbon to their exhortations to NOT be violent. Yeah, I don’t think their followers hear anything after that phrase.
I do sort of like Cantor’s sour face in the speech, as if he basically knows he is now a wholly owned and subsidiary part of Tea Bag Nation. It’s kind of the same look a lot of Republicans have, at least the one’s who either aren’t Tea Baggers already.
[re=540421]Lucidamente[/re]: So much for Country First, asshole.
He’s in VA, right? ANYONE could have shot his window…remember the VA sniper? I demand that he release the tapes!
Needs more HELL NO YOU CAN’T.
Oh and I enjoy the oneupman-ship: “You got a death threat, but did you have to LOOK DOWN THE BARREL OF A GUN….OR AT LEAST BE NEAR SOMEONE LOOKING DOWN THE BARREL OF A GUN….WHO WAS NOT IN YOUR OFFICE BUT NEXT DOOR … alright….IN THE NEXT BUILDING…it could have been a car backfiring …BUT STILL!!”
[re=540445]sanantonerose[/re]: Hmmm. So a bullet, or maybe not a bullet, was fired, or maybe not fired, at a building, somewhere in Richmond that may (once?) have included among its 78 offices the office of somebody who know Cantor personally, or perhaps not. Sounds like definitive evidence of a leftist plot. Round up the usual suspects. What? They’re all redneck yokel teabaggers? Never mind.
[re=540445]sanantonerose[/re]: I love the details. “May have been last night or two nights ago.” I’m going to go with “didn’t happen at all, ever.”
Have the teabaggers been informed that Eric Cantor is against both the First and Second Amendment?
Time to find out where the Skoal Rebel was Monday.
[re=540441]Beck Licks Seer Stones[/re]: Shorter Republicans: “Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!” Or maybe: “Sure, what happened to her was horrible; but wearing a skirt that short was just asking for it.”
[re=540450]TGY[/re]: This song by some Irish asshole goes out to all the Republican assholes who, like that asshole Cantor, park in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces.
“The releasing of all of this information about these incidents of violence only fans the flames of violence”
The first rule about violent intimidation is don’t talk about violent intimidation.
The second rule about violent intimidation is don’t talk about violent intimidation.
The third rule about violent intimidation is don’t talk about violent intimidation.
[re=540393]Ken Layne[/re]: Am I a bad person for being the type that would find it incredibly amusing if you managed to get her to buy ads here?
The left in this country, for better or worse, is not the party with all the guns or the militia men wannabes. And were not, for good reason, the side who has members that idolize Timmy the Domestic Terrorist. So shut your mouth up good, Cantor.
It’s those illegitimate threats you need to worry about.
[re=540445]sanantonerose[/re]: So in other words it could have been the result of a richochet from the Highway Sniper finally reaching the end of it’s momentum?
Uh, note to Eric Cantor. Forensics had better find a bullet, and that dude better be pretty integral to your daily work, or you will have Ethics in your santorum pretty soon, and you may want to start lining up that lobbying sinecure now, if you haven’t already. Oh you have? Oh then we’re good then.
Look, this is not a complicated task, even for an adult. You go out and in no uncertain terms you condemn the violence and the vandalism and the rhetoric, and you sit down. That’s it. You don’t equivocate, you don’t use the word “but…,” and you certainly don’t suggest that victims have somehow brought it upon themselves.
And so, the press trots out to serve as his stenographer. No proof is offered or sought. The “everybody does it” meme gets fed. Can I drink now?
Water is wet.
Fire is hot.
… You get the idea.
[re=540450]TGY[/re]: Republican asshole is redundant.
Cantor (2:42): “By ratcheting up the rhetoric, some will only inflame these situations to dangerous levels.”
Members of which party and fringe group have ratcheted up the rhetoric, Cantor? Oh yeah, Republicans and Teabaggers. Eat a dick.
Enter John McCain, our ever so helpful national embarrassment, from stage right:
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20001170-503544.html
oooooooo how unusual, a bullet through a window in downtown richmond! don’t flatter yourself, cantor, you’re no victim.
Well, here we go: Cantor told a reporter that he wasn’t sure if the shot was fired at his office or at a random building. What a shock.
Liberals saw the savagery of the Teabagger attacks and prepared to stop them; conservatives saw the savagery of the Teabagger attacks and wanted to offer therapy and understanding for the attackers.
[re=540544]Dean Booth[/re]: The Teabaggers hate our freedumz!
Give this guy a break, people. I hear there are people on the interwebs who call him Dixie Jew.
[re=540528]rina[/re]: Eric Cantor, the Tawana Brawley of Republicans
An anecdotal tale:
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I didn’t believe him when he said it. (3+ / 0-)
If you watch the video of him saying that … he squirmed and couldn’t even complete the sentence in coherent form.
I called his campaign office and asked the girl who answered the phone if that is the campaign office that had been shot at?
The girl said, “um … yes” there was a shot. When I asked her what type of damage there was she said,
“I don’t know.”
I said, “Aren’t you there?”
She said, “Yes, but we’re not allowed to.”
Called back after it was being reported that it wasn’t Cantor’s Campaign office & spoke with Melissa at his Campaign headquarters.
She said that “we stand by Eric’s version.” When I asked her why she can’t tell me what type of damage was done she said she can’t talk about it.
I told her the AP was reporting it was not the campaign office it was a consultant’s office and Melissa said, “we stand by Eric’s version.”
by keepemhonest on Thu Mar 25, 2010 at 02:13:00 PM EDT
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Don’t say that about assholes!
I’d like to paraphrase the GOP’s stock response to these incidents:
“As a [Democrat], if this alleged incident occurred, and we don’t know if it did, and if it was in any way related to the health care debate, and we don’t know if it is, then of course I don’t condone it, but we shouldn’t let the actions of a single person distract us from the fact that [Republicans] are hell bent on destroying the country because they hate America and we should fear them and fight them in any way we can.”
[re=540377]andmeilikethesauce[/re]: If I used shit like LOL, I would respond LOL to this. But I don’t.
I agree. Eric Cantor is an asshole.
A lying asshole.
My apologies to assholes everywhere.
PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN!!!
I live a few blocks from Periello’s office in Charlottesville. My apartment is also only a few blocks away from a neighborhood that produces as least a couple sounds of gunfire every other evening or so. Using the Cantor theorem of experiencing gunshots, I’m thinking Periello should see him and raise him an attempt on his brother’s life.
[re=540338]Capitol Hillbilly[/re]: I lasted 48 seconds. It’s nonsensical and vile.
[re=540519]nosnikreplliw[/re]: Funny, I thought all that conceal carry was supposed to stop gun violence.
The Democrats are “dangerously fanning the flames?” How dare they! Next thing you know, the Democrats will be accusing the Republicans of trying to destroy America and turn it into a Nazi Socialist Totalitarian State with FEMA death camps and ACORN/SEIU/AMERICORPS Brownshirts steeling your guns, bibles, and fishing rods. No one should stoop that low!
If I ever meet that guy, I’m going to hit him so hard that all the Jew is going to fly right off him!
Richmond Police statement says the bullet hit a window in a downward direction and “landed on the floor about a foot from the window.” Uh, either it was not fired at the window or that’s the weakest gun ever.
[re=540528]rina[/re]: “A preliminary investigation shows that a bullet was fired into the air and struck the window in a downward direction, landing on the floor about a foot from the window. The round struck with enough force to break the windowpane but did not penetrate the window blinds. There was no other damage to the room, which is used occasionally for meetings by the congressman.” Probably one of Cantors supporters shooting at buzzards.
65-year-old men with mustaches all across this land will avenge this!
[re=540728]Ducksworthy[/re]: Shooting at black UN helicopters.
I was hopping that the shot came from Palin’s “wolf-hunt” helicopter.
Richmond Police Department statement:
“March 25, 2010
The Richmond Police Department is investigating an act of vandalism at the Reagan Building, 25 E. Main St., Richmond, Virginia. A first floor window was struck by a bullet at approximately 1 a.m. on Tuesday, March 23. The building, which has several tenants including an office used by Congressman Eric Cantor, was unoccupied at the time.
A Richmond Police detective was assigned to the case. A preliminary investigation shows that a bullet was fired into the air and struck the window in a downward direction, landing on the floor about a foot from the window. The round struck with enough force to break the windowpane but did not penetrate the window blinds. There was no other damage to the room, which is used occasionally for meetings by the congressman.
The Richmond Police Department is sharing information about the incident with appropriate law enforcement agencies.
At this time there are no [non-caucasoid] suspects.”
People are rightfully upset because they’re now being told that they are being forced to actually have health care–even if they don’t want it or can’t afford it! And people will actually be fined if they don’t get it! Well no wonder people are angry! A bunch of us are liberal, left Democrats–and we don’t even support his mandatory thing. And guess what? Some people are not going to get health care–and they’re not going to pay any damn fine. Fine–drag us all to jail if you want. If we don’t want frickin’ health care, then we don’t want frickin’ health care. And fines? We don’t need no stinkin’ fines.
Well, it’s no wonder people are upset–liberals and Democrats included.
No one should tell anyone that they have to have health care if they don’t want it–it’s that simple. And that has zero to do with partisan politics. It’s just common sense.
Screw the health care bill, and to hell with those who passed it–from a group of liberal, left Democrats.
The hookers were comped, Eric, but never try to welch on the meth. There’s a secret recession on in flyover country you know.
“No one should tell anyone that they have to have health care if they don’t want it–it’s that simple.”
Yeah, people should be allowed to get all of their free medical services at the emergency room. Then, when they become so disabled that they can’t work, apply for taxpayer supported welfare and Medicaid. It’s that simple
[re=540832]S.Luggo[/re]: If you get real lucky, you can be sitting in your wheelchair and some asshole will come along and pelt you with dollar bills and call you a Communist!
[re=540784]S.Luggo[/re]: That address is for the Reublican Party of Virginia and a Republican direct mail consultant. Call me crazy, but I can imagine one of those Yahoos actually throwing a bullet through the window – you know, enough to break the glass, on only enough to have it fall one foot from the window.
Here’s the window.. Now, tell me how this happened.
Does he really think he is accepted by the R.right and evangelicals?
Doesn’t he know that the evangelicals think his religious cohorts killed Christ?
And he thinks that makes him a teabagger how???
So this stupid Cantor cunt is going all soft on “the terrerism”. “Oh I don’t do anything about the threats. It just encourages them.” What!? This douchebag needs to be diagnosed from ashbergers syndrome or something. He is about as human as a Coke Machine.
He says no one in Congress condones violence, as if Michelle Bachmann didn’t exist or something.
Well, sorry if I’m repeating old news but the VA police now say the bullet that hit his campaign office window was “randomly fired in air a long way off”: http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=10203540
I think this means that he is an asshole.
[re=541009]emberglance[/re]: Gosh, the same scenario as Lou Dobbs. Random stray gunfire lightly damages another republican enclave. Asshole concocts great left wing conspiracy to silence free expression. Light damage revealed as some dumbass firing gun in air, mumbling acknowledgement ensues, never mentioned again, rinse, lather, repeat.
[re=541020]Rotundo[/re]: Asshole referring to Dobbs and Cantor, obviously.
I wonder if anyone has told him the “B” on his cheek is backwards.
[re=541009]emberglance[/re]: I think this means he’s more than an asshole. Now he’s a lying asshole.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is my Congressman!
I.just.can’t.believe.he.is.an.elected.member.of.Congress.with.some.sway.over.legislation.that.affects.me.
Hypertense closet scum fluffer,
and peach fuzz virulent, Eric Cantor,
has a real rod for the dramatic euphemism.
The only problem is, he has no facts,
and at every “news” conference he exposes his own fraud.
“It’s still true! It was aimed at me!”
And now his office sticks by Eric’s story,
even while the police down the street are reporting otherwise?
Ah, well, all the evidence so far still points
to the fact that Eric Cantor remains
a grandstanding pawn of higher powers. . .
I’m glad to hear that he’s never blamed a leader in the House for his Jewishness. Who will he blame for his douchery?
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