MASTERPIECE THEATRE  6:35 pm March 24, 2010

by Ken Layne

So much better than Bob Dylan's Subterranean Homesick Blues, and also Weird Al's 'Bob.'OH GOD, STOP IT: Oh hey look this little gal (and whatever MONSTROUS ADULT made her do this, for food) just wants her super-good Viral Video to get on the Glenn Beck talent show for children, so watch it and go ahead and let us know where to find the embed code, posterity, etc. Okay thanks! [YouTube via "Alex P.," but don't watch unless you can handle the Truth and not die of embarrassment for this child, jesus christ, who does this to their own kid?]

 
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Miss Crabbypants March 24, 2010 at 6:39 pm

Needs more Meghan McCain.

norbizness March 24, 2010 at 6:40 pm

I think it’s that old Bob Dylan song, Submoronic Dipshit Blues.

frailamerica March 24, 2010 at 6:41 pm

The horror. The horror.

twoeightnine March 24, 2010 at 6:42 pm

Dammit, that truck JUST missed her.

Sharkey March 24, 2010 at 6:43 pm

This has been discussed in a previous thread, Sharkster now gives credit to irisheyes.

Sarah Palin (vp@whitehouse.gov) March 24, 2010 at 6:43 pm

I just adopted her. Now I have two with the downer symptons. Also.

PALIN/NEUBRAGGER 2013!!

-SP

Naked Bunny with a Whip March 24, 2010 at 6:43 pm

You know, PETA gets people out of their clothes for their ads. Just sayin’.

TexasSecessionist March 24, 2010 at 6:44 pm

That’s it, YouTube must die.

Sharkey March 24, 2010 at 6:44 pm

I think my favorite part (there are so many good ones) is the fact that you can’t even tell what’s on those pieces of paper she’s using to litter the ground.

Buzz Feedback March 24, 2010 at 6:44 pm

Arranged marriage w/Skol Rebel in the offing.

Hallux Valgus March 24, 2010 at 6:45 pm

whatever monstrous adult? That neighborhood looks AWFULLY familiar:
http://wonkette.com/403090/kentucky-rednecks-have-edifying-insight-about-this-hussein-ay-rab-preznint

ManchuCandidate March 24, 2010 at 6:45 pm

Oh well, enjoy it while you can Teabagger daddy till she rebels and
1) dates a tinted man
2) gets a tramp stamp (or 50) and goes to Vegas as a stripper
3) has an illustrious career in “adult” vidayos
4) or does all of the above when she becomes Tiger Wood’s 1001th mistress.

evan7257 March 24, 2010 at 6:46 pm

Who is that guy walking in the background? Is he socialism?

comicbookguy March 24, 2010 at 6:47 pm

[re=539791]Sarah Palin (vp@whitehouse.gov)[/re]: Did you get my email? I sent it to your other address incharge@senate.gov

Violenza March 24, 2010 at 6:47 pm

Of course the tree has one of those faces on it they bought from the Lillian Vernon catalog or where the fuck ever. Bet your sweet ass they have “Bless This Mess” hanging up in their living room, and some fucking tapestry about Jesus walking on the sand, or walking in someone’s moccasins, or water or whatever he talked about.

Scooter March 24, 2010 at 6:49 pm

The most compelling case against inbreeding I’ve ever seen!

Cape Clod March 24, 2010 at 6:50 pm

[re=539783]norbizness[/re]: Substandard Home-Schooled Blues.

frailamerica March 24, 2010 at 6:50 pm

[re=539801]evan7257[/re]: I thought it was a lady. Anyway, here is a still from a deleted scene. http://destroywhatboresyou.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/seventh_seal_14.jpg

Marxist-Leninist Papist March 24, 2010 at 6:51 pm

Please, O Lord, let MJ’s zombie corpse haunt her darkest nightmares…
Some one needs to tell that deluded child that the Socialists like me dislike the bill too, so she can rest at ease. That is until its MJ ZOMBIE TIME !

twoeightnine March 24, 2010 at 6:52 pm

There’s nothing ironic about choosing “They Don’t Care About Us” as the song… none whatsoever.

Mustang March 24, 2010 at 6:52 pm

Why black artists? Why not good white Christian bands?

Hooray For Anything March 24, 2010 at 6:52 pm

That video is “the Room” of viral Teabag YouTube video.

RoscoePColtraine March 24, 2010 at 6:52 pm

She could do with a few voice lessons, perhaps, but her future as a lyricist is bright indeed. Bravo!

WadISay March 24, 2010 at 6:53 pm

This is good news for John McCain.

loquaciousmusic March 24, 2010 at 6:53 pm

There’s a joke in there somewhere about that little girl getting CPR from Michael Jackson’s doctor, but I’m not enough of an asshole to make it.

Scoops McGee March 24, 2010 at 6:53 pm

What’s that in the background….some kinda slant-eye tin-can speed-em-up car? And this girl calls herself an American! She needs to tell “Daddy” to get a all-American Chevy truck.

Smoke Filled Roommate March 24, 2010 at 6:54 pm

Her parents probably have Medicaid.

slappypaddy March 24, 2010 at 6:54 pm

ow. i had to watch it with the sound down, being at the office as i am, but even silent — ow.

but in just a few years (or maybe by next week), she’s gonna make some lucky feller a happy man. don’t know how, but a cat can believe in miracles.

Sleeves March 24, 2010 at 6:56 pm

So this is how propagandists breed…

Potater March 24, 2010 at 6:58 pm

My favorite part is the friggin’ sweet guitar riff right around 2:06.

DEEDLE DEEDLE DEENALKJDJGKADGH

Sleeves March 24, 2010 at 6:59 pm

[re=539816]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Sorry, your comment and the arpeggio, indeed, Michael Jackson.

JeffGoldblum March 24, 2010 at 7:02 pm

Public humiliation is the cornerstone of home-schooling.

Sleeves March 24, 2010 at 7:05 pm

Your citation of Skinhead with Deadhead puzzles my bonnet bee mighty…

Extemporanus March 24, 2010 at 7:05 pm

This video makes me want to asphyxiophiliate myself to death.

Troubledog March 24, 2010 at 7:06 pm

She has a rebel flag tramp stamp and three babies.

In Mississippi she actually qualifies as a MILF.

XOhioan March 24, 2010 at 7:09 pm

Oh God…I just looked at the child’s blog. Remedial education SOS. “PenutButter,” “I got strekes” (streaks in her hair), “We look Fabuluss.”

Monsieur Grumpe March 24, 2010 at 7:11 pm

Trig’s long lost sister?
or
First round American Idol reject?

FunkyPalmettoBug March 24, 2010 at 7:12 pm

Bob Dylan weeps

Wonderman March 24, 2010 at 7:15 pm

Today we are all talent-challenged brainwashed youth. Oh wait, no we’re not. Someone call Child Protective Services. Or at least get her an agent.

Marxist-Leninist Papist March 24, 2010 at 7:16 pm

Rock and Roll just died. Again

Scarab March 24, 2010 at 7:18 pm

[ A Spike Lee Joint ]

penfifteen March 24, 2010 at 7:18 pm

Oh lordy. Michael Hutchence just rolled over in his grave. I’m going to do “Opposites Attract,” and dance with an animated douche since we’re ripping off 80′s videos.

weejee March 24, 2010 at 7:18 pm

This going viral may kill the hippity-hop bunny trail musical genre.

penfifteen March 24, 2010 at 7:19 pm

It’s true what they say…video killed the radio star.

Wonderman March 24, 2010 at 7:21 pm

Oh just come out and admit it: It got you hot.

Middy da Poo March 24, 2010 at 7:22 pm

I couldn’t watch it all the way through – I was so totally embarrassed for her. Jayzus, when I was a youngin’ I’d do cringe-worthy shit and it’d be forgotten within a week or so. This poor child’s cringe-worthiness is recorded for eternity on the interwebs. Don’t ever consider running for public office, sweety.

DC Hates Me March 24, 2010 at 7:22 pm

Is she too poor to afford braces for her malformed teeths?

Here’s the embed code for this video:

Extemporanus March 24, 2010 at 7:23 pm

[re=539854]penfifteen[/re]: [re=539836]*ack..gurgle…kawlk..ka…k…*[/re]

Hooray For Anything March 24, 2010 at 7:24 pm

In one of the many WTF moments of this video is the fact it’s a protest song against poverty in third world countries AND here in the US. Note irony. Even more ironic is that the song hails as it’s hero noted conservative….

“I can’t believe this is the land from which I came
You know I do really hate to say it
The government don’t wanna see
But if Roosevelt was livin’
He wouldn’t let this be, no, no”

D’oh!

penfifteen March 24, 2010 at 7:28 pm

[re=539862]Extemporanus[/re]: stinky bait…flagellate…masturbate…the bus is late…

the problem child March 24, 2010 at 7:29 pm

That poor child is definitely being fucked by her uncle. Call CPS.

BeWoot March 24, 2010 at 7:33 pm

TL;DW. But I watched enough to know why she/they blocked the embed code. Too late, though. Star Search called … somebody else.

RoscoePColtraine March 24, 2010 at 7:33 pm

In queeraselvis’ absence, it falls upon me to say:

Bless her heart. Bless that poor child’s heart.

Extemporanus March 24, 2010 at 7:37 pm

[re=539866]penfifteen[/re]: Don’t suffocate under yer own weight…

Country Club Jihadi March 24, 2010 at 7:37 pm

Had to take a break to watch the second half.
On a positive note, she has potential as Huckabee’s new “Capitol Offense” bass player.

Country Club Jihadi March 24, 2010 at 7:39 pm

[re=539866]penfifteen[/re]: My period’s late… since my uncle’s date…

RPolanski March 24, 2010 at 7:40 pm

“My mother married my brother and they had me. An’ then I made this here video.”

Advocatus_Diaboli March 24, 2010 at 7:50 pm

needs moar demon sheep, also.

Hooray For Anything March 24, 2010 at 7:53 pm

[re=539867]the problem child[/re]: Oh, there’s definitely some sort of creepy vibe to that video, whether it be the uncle or the dad. I’m also thinking her destiny is to pretty much have three kids by two fathers and meth addiction by 27. And be on medicare disability.

justthisonce March 24, 2010 at 7:54 pm

Did she pull a monkey out of her ass?

Extemporanus March 24, 2010 at 7:56 pm

[re=539873]Extemporanus[/re]: A heavy weight…Or just too late?

Like pretty Kate has sex ornate…fabricate…emulate…the truth dilate…special date…the animals we ate…regurgitate…

(I didn’t change a word, and it still sounds like some bad trailer trash — “caravan crap”? — rap. No wonder he done’d kilt hisself.)

Skwerl Nutz March 24, 2010 at 7:57 pm

Bob Dylan is rolling in his grave.

nappyduggs March 24, 2010 at 8:02 pm

As an alumnus of the “Liberty University” Performing Arts school I have every reason to believe that this child is a prodigy.

Mac W Cheese March 24, 2010 at 8:04 pm

One of our (Republican) physicians was just extolling the natural beauty of the people in the Midwest as opposed to the plastic perfection of the people here in LA. See this little girl and Skoal Rebel below for proof to the contrary.

Sleeves March 24, 2010 at 8:05 pm

[re=539858]Wonderman[/re]: I got me frigid and pissed(in the proper English sense) for FOX.

El Pinche March 24, 2010 at 8:06 pm

Her Dad: “No, you’re gonna do this video or daddy’s going to be on top tonight.”

El Pinche March 24, 2010 at 8:10 pm

[re=539836]Extemporanus[/re]: It makes me want to Carradine myself.

stolichnayaaa March 24, 2010 at 8:10 pm

YouTube should have some kind of mercy filter where good-hearted people can vote to send things like this down the memory hole. I think it’s great that she is feeling involved like this, I just wonder if she’ll feel the same way in ten years.

Every time I see something like this, I thank the Lord of Time that I exited my adolescence well before the age of YouTube.

the problem child March 24, 2010 at 8:12 pm

[re=539882]justthisonce[/re]: Yes, she did. Among other things.

RoscoePColtraine March 24, 2010 at 8:15 pm

[re=539897]stolichnayaaa[/re]: Thousands of kids make interesting, cool, humorous or just plain insipid videos on YouTube.

Then there are your retards.

irisheyesagain March 24, 2010 at 8:23 pm

[re=539790]Sharkey[/re]: Well thank you very much. I appreciate the credit. Not for this short bus child in particular, mind you. Just the credit for finding her godawful video.

stolichnayaaa March 24, 2010 at 8:24 pm

[re=539904]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Yeah, I would have been the latter.

RobPetrified March 24, 2010 at 8:27 pm

Most states do not allow cousins or brothers/ sisters to marry.
If the laws were enforced, this sort of thing wouldn’t happen.

honkyman March 24, 2010 at 8:28 pm

Happy birthday Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Ava2010 March 24, 2010 at 8:29 pm

She’s bein saved up for Mr. Beck hisself.

ttommyunger March 24, 2010 at 8:31 pm

Hurry up, daddy, you’re smashing my cigarettes!

Alex_P March 24, 2010 at 8:31 pm

I like how she changed exactly enough of the lyrics to make half of the song say the exact opposite of what the other half says.

Mr Blifil March 24, 2010 at 8:35 pm

Nancy Pelosi needs to invite her to spend one day trailing along with her while Congress is in session. Please save this poor wretch from a life of torture (and unwanted pregnancy).

IgnatiusReilly March 24, 2010 at 8:35 pm

Sweet Jesus, where are her school’s mean girls? Home schooling needs peer pressure.

Smoke Filled Roommate March 24, 2010 at 8:36 pm

[re=539876]Country Club Jihadi[/re]: [re=539873]Extemporanus[/re]: [re=539866]penfifteen[/re]: Glenn Beck is great, my daughter’s eight, my uncle said, “let’s all rotate!” then some weird heavenly voice sings “malt-o-meal”..

Mr Blifil March 24, 2010 at 8:37 pm

[re=539913]Ava2010[/re]: Yep she jeeesss about ripe…

Bernie Madeoff March 24, 2010 at 8:43 pm

Keep your gubmit offa mah shreds!

Sharkey March 24, 2010 at 8:45 pm

[re=539907]irisheyesagain[/re]: The least I could do.

Radiotherapy March 24, 2010 at 8:49 pm

Scene: A Kentucky hovel with a small buzz of excitement as a Teabagger daddy checks the battery on his $300 Sony Handycam, and some feeble-minded kid is trying on different pairs of jean shorts.

Daddy: Lizzie Sue, this is gonna be as funny as when grandma dropped trout on the dance floor of mommyanddaddy’s wedding.
Lizzie Sue: Remember not to zoom in on my snaggletooth.
Daddy: Uh yeah, Go get that stuffed monkee out of your bedroom.
Lizzie Sue: What fer?
Daddy: It’ll make fun of that commie in the White House.
Lizzie Sue: Oh, cuz Obama is a commie?
Daddy Yeah, a fuckin’ nigger commie who reads Saul Alinsky and hates Murika.

ArchDame March 24, 2010 at 8:50 pm

[re=539882]justthisonce[/re]: I thought the same thing. She’s “covering” a song by a black guy and pulling a monkey toy that was used to symbolize Hopey by Palin’s supporters during the campaign out of her ass. The irony, it burns… also.

Sharkey March 24, 2010 at 8:51 pm

The reflection of the camera / tripod in the car door is another hallmark of quality videography.

PsycGirl March 24, 2010 at 9:02 pm

[re=539813]twoeightnine[/re]: There is also nothing ironic about the early appearance of a homemade sign thanking Fox for “keeping up infromed”. Nothing. Because I love to stay infromed.
That’s about as far as I made it into the video.

Mazement March 24, 2010 at 9:03 pm

My favorite bit is at 0:18, the picture of the sign “Thank You Fox — News For Keeping Us Infromed”. I assume she went through a large archive of teabagger rally photos and used the ones that were the least misspelled.

El Pinche March 24, 2010 at 9:10 pm

Looks like Nickelodeon threw up all over her youtube profile.

Chernobyl Soup March 24, 2010 at 9:14 pm

[re=539894]El Pinche[/re]: Words. Not. Don’t. Enough. Exist. Thank you. Laughs. “Laughs” too small a “word”. Bless you.

imissopus March 24, 2010 at 9:16 pm

Right up there with “Let the Eagle Soar.”

EdFlinstone March 24, 2010 at 9:17 pm

No neighbors in sight, shocker.

grevillea March 24, 2010 at 9:25 pm

From the still I was expecting something to do with Abu Ghraib. Oh well, technically still torture, I suppose.

S.Luggo March 24, 2010 at 9:35 pm

Michelle?

S.Luggo March 24, 2010 at 9:37 pm

[re=539962]S.Luggo[/re]:
Michele?

biznesskommunity March 24, 2010 at 9:47 pm

I’m not trying to be a killjoy but that’s a kid. Look at Ken’s post and you’ll see HE wasn’t trying to make fun of her personally. You’re supposed to cringe and maybe want to kill yourself but I really don’t think it’s fair game to make fun of the way she looks or her socio-economic status (anyway, doesn’t look like a poor family’s house). Also wherever she lives looks kinda purty (Eastern Ohio? Southern Missouri? No idea).

Hooray For Anything March 24, 2010 at 9:51 pm

[re=539948]EdFlinstone[/re]: What about the random dude who walks by in the background and gives a look over at what’s going on and decides to get the hell out of there?

And what was up with the homeless guy that appears for a few seconds? Is she saying that Obamacare will cause homelessness or nobody cares about the homeless so let’s not do health care or is she saying we should care about poor people but not enough to give them health care?

Decker March 24, 2010 at 9:53 pm

[re=539859]Middy da Poo[/re]: Amen

Sleeves March 24, 2010 at 9:55 pm

[re=539971]Hooray For Anything[/re]: The homeless, the mimical hound, the choice of track…baffled. Utterly.

drpangloss March 24, 2010 at 9:56 pm

I can see her mom shouting “I’m doubting your commitment to Sparkle Motion”!

DustBowlBlues March 24, 2010 at 10:03 pm

I didn’t make it very far into this thing. All I could think was how embarrassing it will be for this poor kid someday, unless she gets knocked up in high school, marries white trash and stays exactly where she is. In that case, when the technology becomes available, they will sell some drugs or mortgage one of their guns and have her “awesome” movie done in 3D.

RoscoePColtraine March 24, 2010 at 10:07 pm

[re=539967]biznesskommunity[/re]: I’m hoping Glenn picks up on this and devotes 15 minutes of his teevee show on broadcasting the video and giving the young lady an on-air interview. I really am. It’s what the child wants. Does that make me mean?

DustBowlBlues March 24, 2010 at 10:12 pm

[re=539819]Scoops McGee[/re]: ” all-American Chevy truck.”

Have you not heard? The Teabaggers, led by their Beck-god, says not to buy cars from the socialist GM.

Only Sean O’Rushbeck and Faux news could make buying American a bad thing and favor tax cuts for foreign-owned businesses in this country–such as those favored by the Senator from Nissan.

Asa Hawks March 24, 2010 at 10:14 pm

Jesus wept. I could tolerate maybe the first thirty seconds of that.

Nerdalicious March 24, 2010 at 10:39 pm

2 cars parked in the front yard. nuff said. fer more laughs read the fantabulous comments on you tube.

Bz March 24, 2010 at 10:56 pm

Brush up the act to sign up for next year’s American Idol (what am I saying?!); no, just stop!!!

ThePerfesser March 24, 2010 at 10:59 pm

The bad news is that she’s just finishing eighth grade and get in trouble for having sex with her teacher. The really bad news is that she is being home schooled.

sanantonerose March 24, 2010 at 11:14 pm

[re=539807]Violenza[/re]: Hey now, I got me a wooden “Kountry China” holder for my paper plates. Because you know, it’s ironic and shit.

sezme March 24, 2010 at 11:31 pm

Could not watch. So sad.

proudgrampa March 24, 2010 at 11:45 pm

Wow. Just wow.

tbogg March 24, 2010 at 11:53 pm

I didn’t watch until the end, but I assume she gets a bucket of pig’s blood dumped on her, right?

S.Luggo March 24, 2010 at 11:57 pm

Such what happens when you have a poor role model. I blame our wayward educational system. http://tinyurl.com/2wyoel

BarackMyWorld March 25, 2010 at 12:16 am

I want Glenn Beck to see this so he can feel some guilt for inspiring it.

comicbookguy March 25, 2010 at 1:24 am

Somebody please tell me this is a viral video ad for an upcoming Napoleon Dynamite sequel

AKAM80TheWolf March 25, 2010 at 1:48 am

Thank Jeebus that under Obamacare, 60th trimester abortions are legal (and free! suck it Stupak).

Hooray For Anything March 25, 2010 at 1:58 am

And not one mention of the out-of-nowhere guitar riff played on a pink 80′s hairband guitar and 80′s style keyboard riff in the middle of it? Both supposedly played by her? It’s like right in the middle of all this Teabag Retardation, “Separate Ways” breaks out

lumpenprole March 25, 2010 at 6:04 am

The fleeing lady is pretty awesome. The same clip plays at least three times. Watching her flee the Dylan thing again and again reminded me of those Scooby Doo musical interludes.

jetjaguar March 25, 2010 at 8:34 am

Is there a keyboardcat version of this tripe yet?

AfghanVet March 25, 2010 at 8:44 am

No worries, destined to die when her parents pray over her dying body instead of take her to some socialist hospital.

TGY March 25, 2010 at 9:18 am

Youtubo delenda est!

letmetellyou March 25, 2010 at 9:22 am

Oh.My.God.

scotack March 25, 2010 at 9:26 am

i like the part where she pulls the monkey out of her ass.

scotack March 25, 2010 at 9:34 am

[re=539882]justthisonce[/re]: george was a curious monkey.

AnSnarkist March 25, 2010 at 10:13 am

[re=539801]evan7257[/re]: Did you see him start to run? Clearly he was trying to escape.

Looy March 25, 2010 at 10:27 am

This is what comes to mind: “I’ve got a crush on Obama”

themercenary March 25, 2010 at 10:47 am

Best argument against home-schooling so far.

SlouchingTowardsWasilla March 25, 2010 at 10:48 am

[re=540036]BarackMyWorld[/re]: The man doesn’t know guilt. Or shame. This will make him feel pride and he will bring this kid on his show in 3…2…1

thefrontpage March 25, 2010 at 10:53 am

What a horrible, terrible, stupid, moronic video. Was this produced by Sarah Palin or Rush Limbaugh?

MORONS!

blkblt March 25, 2010 at 10:55 am

[re=539839]Troubledog[/re]: “In Mississippi she actually qualifies as a MILF.”
Made me spit coffee all over. I’m so stealing that.

sanantonerose March 25, 2010 at 11:01 am

Needs more demonic sheep.

Also, I weep for the state of music education in this country.

HuddledMass March 25, 2010 at 11:22 am

Is she doing… hip-hop? What IS that? I some little tea-party white girl making a pathetic “gangsta” moves to protest our black president. My head is swimming, and I am slightly nauseous.

MalcolmFlex March 25, 2010 at 11:48 am

Maybe I’m digging too deep into this. But has anyone figured out what, or even wondered, what she dropped on the ground when she said “reconcilliation?”

It was during the front-porch part. I think it was either a chocolate covered twinkie or a sex-toy. But it’s the key to this whole painfully ironic display I think.

libwakman March 25, 2010 at 11:58 am

Self-aborting her monkey looking bastard will get her sent to hell with Nancy Pelosi and other commie libtards.

slappypaddy March 25, 2010 at 11:58 am

[re=539822]slappypaddy[/re]: this morning i watched it with the sound up, and it was even worse than yesterday’s silent version. this poor child is never going to live this down. the best she can hope for is to disappear back into the oblivion from which she has arisen.

but let’s hear it for the first amendment! only in this great and still obscenely prosperous land of teabags and mediocrity could such a fubar be created, much less foisted on a global audience by turns appalled and amused.

slappypaddy March 25, 2010 at 12:00 pm

[re=540101]lumpenprole[/re]: she’s scampering to scoop up all the dropped papers before they blow all over the farm.

Escape Goat Nation March 25, 2010 at 12:09 pm

Wow, the Tea Buggers aren’t playing around anymore.

GOPCrusher March 25, 2010 at 1:07 pm

WTF was that?
And someone thought that it merited being put up on You Tube?
I blame No Child Left Behind.

Sharkey March 25, 2010 at 1:32 pm

[re=540245]MalcolmFlex[/re]: Looks like a toy school bus to me.

“School Bored Closing
Just another failed”

blinky_twinkie March 25, 2010 at 2:04 pm

Oh, that poor kid. I wouldn’t be that age again for all the money in the world.

MalcolmFlex March 25, 2010 at 2:07 pm

Makes perfect sense I guess Sharkey.

“In a world filled with Wal-Marts, Sex Shops and Baptist Churches, one brave little home schooled girl boldly stands up against ObamaCare, and the homeless, to sercure the public education she so desperately desires.”

heathenish March 25, 2010 at 2:43 pm

[re=539863]Hooray For Anything[/re]: I think she said Ronald Regan, not Roosevelt, Im not sure, that’s when I quit watching, I can’t bare to watch it again, but I’m pretty sure it was Regan. And I thought Jesus fucking Kreeryst, what the fuck does this child know about Ronald Regan? really? jesus. Some people shouldn’t be allowed to have children.

M Lite March 25, 2010 at 3:14 pm

We’ve finally found the policymaking genius behind the GOP…who knew she’d be a 14 year old girl?

Sharkey March 25, 2010 at 7:00 pm

Why all the complaints? I swear I’ve watched this thing four or five times. There’s just so many layers to it!

The fuck is wrong with me.

Sharkey March 25, 2010 at 7:05 pm

Uh, oh, she disabled comments … I wonder how long before she deletes the whole thing…

thwanger March 25, 2010 at 8:50 pm

at 1:04… “nancy pelosi, bug-eyed monkey, health care (something) just another liar, reconciliation, not an invitation” so, she’s calling nancy pelosi a bug-eyed monkey? so it’s not racist? also, at 0:17 the sign says “thank you fox news for keeping us infromed”. INFROMED.

thwanger March 25, 2010 at 8:51 pm

[re=541017]Sharkey[/re]: yes, layers of…

thwanger March 25, 2010 at 8:56 pm

and,, also, why are we assuming a man put her up to this? because you’re sexist! that’s why.

scotack March 25, 2010 at 9:01 pm

YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT’S LIKE BEING A SISTER TO YOUR CHILDREN.

octupletsmom March 27, 2010 at 12:26 am

[re=541019]Sharkey[/re]: Disabled ratings before I could rate it, but I did leave a little comment, which I can no longer see today. Still, I hope they understood & appreciated it, for the child’s sake.

BruceLee5000 March 28, 2010 at 3:18 pm

I’d hit it.

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