Something else entirelyThe Politico has a funny story, so /LINKBAN temporarily: Teabaggers are harassing poor Virginia freshman Rep. Tom Perriello. (To whom you libtards might want to spare some reelection $$$ if you can, since he’s a good, populist voice who has made many tough votes and could use a Reward. This is how it works when Democrats actually pass major laws; we’re so used to just bitching about everyone and everything and ruining their careers, which is more fun.) ANYWAY, the teabaggers are trying to destroy this guy’s life, and having some trouble.

A tea party organizer angry over Rep. Thomas Perriello’s (D-Va.) vote in favor of health care reform published what he thought was the freshman member’s home address on a blog, in case any readers “want to drop by” and provide a “personal touch” to their views.

Rather than giving out Perriello’s address however, the tea party activist mistakenly printed the home address of the congressman’s brother. Perriello’s brother and wife have four children under the age of 8.

In the post, the author gives out the address to his “friends” in Perriello’s district.

The author was tracked down and is this idiot named Mike Troxel, head of the Lynchburg Tea Party, which may or may not even be in Perriello’s district. But who cares? Teabaggers won’t be redlined into obscurity by these damn Democrats.

Troxel, however, still thinks that the address is Perriello’s house, because of Journalism:

Troxel found the address through a directory website and said he would only replace what he currently has on the blog with an address provided by Perriello’s office.

“If they would like to provide me with the address of Tom, then I’d be more than happy to take it down,” he said. “I have no reason to believe it’s not his house.”

“We’re pretty ticked off he voted for it,” Troxel said.

Troxel, a 2005 graduate of Liberty University, added “I was a journalism major in college, so I have every reason to believe my research is accurate.”

Emphasis ours, because why not emphasize the funniest sentence ever?


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  1. Whatever happened to universities being societies festering cancers of sedition, Bolshevism, and perversion ? The America I knew and loved is gone.

  2. Fuck-Tard-Ed. They are soooooooo fucking fucktarded. Liberty University, the cargo-cult university, like those bamboo airplanes the natives of Nedw Guinea built, in hopes it would lure the real airplanes back, conservative know-nothing “universities,” they look the same, to someone too dumb to understand what a real university is.

  3. So…um what’s Troxel’s address. You for folks who would like to apply their fists…er, I mean personal touch.

    What a douchbag.

  4. And how exactly can we harass Troxel? I leave it to the good minds of Wonkette to inform me so I may thus support Periello in a non-monetary fashion.

  5. Troxel’s address can be pretty easily found, once you google him and discover he is the owner of Matshark, LLC. Googling that company name gets you to an address and phone number.

  6. Can I get an online degree from this “Liberty University?”

    Wait. What I meant was, is there any way, besides online, to get a degree from this “Liberty University?”

  7. JUST A WARNING BECAUSE I KNOW YOU PEOPLE GET EXCITED, do not post *ANY* of Mike Troxel’s personal contact info here, or you will be banned.

  8. That’s faith-based journalism for ya — “I believe in my heart that this is his address — in spite of the guy at the door yelling at me that I’m wrong.” Continue conjugal relations with that pullet, dickwad.

  9. Best way to harass Troxel is to drop by his brother’s house and yell at his kids.

    It’s the Merkun Way!

    I was a basketweaving major in college so I have no reason to believe my information isn’t accurate.

  10. Translation: “I couldn’t find the correct address, so I listed the only Perriello I could find. Please pay attention to me.”

  11. Hey, Shannon Bream graduated from Liberty, and she is also an actual journalist, who says things on the teevee, and is also a journalist, too. So there, that should settle it.

  12. Liberty U.? god, he thinks he has an education?

    [re=538124]Dashboard_Buddha[/re]: Yes, what IS Troxels address? I would love to send him a little something something.

  13. HA! It’s like some dipshit whose shitty homemade porch collapses saying “I was a civil engineering major in college, so I have every reason to believe my research was accurate.”

  14. I believe this to be the gentleman:

    Under television shows he likes: “No time for it… But if somebody DID catch me watching tv, they MIGHT find me watching the UFC, Pride FC, The Ultimate Fighter on Spike TV, World Series of Poker or rednecks driving fast and turning left (thats NASCAR for those of you that didn’t pick up on that…).”

    ‘Nuff said.

  15. [re=538129]nappyduggs[/re]: Online degree? No Way – they’re not up to that. Trust me, I had two brothers in a college ENG 101 class who were taking it to get their GED as homeschoolers – and going on to Liberty. They were Absolutely. Fucking. Illiterate. Couldn’t imagine them working in the online envrionment.

  16. [re=538133]Jim Newell[/re]: It’s good to remind the f—ing retards that this is satire. I’m just quoting Sarah Palin. Can’t get mad. Satire!

  17. [re=538122]Prommie[/re]: I actually thing that universities have become increasingly red-fucking retarded since the 1980’s, both here and in Europe. Same thing with the makeup of the so called intellectual class. At the University I am working at (whose name shall not be disclosed) the new “radical” thing that is sweeping the faculty and students is something called “red toryism” (yeah I know, someone please call the oxymoron police) promulgated by this well meaning, but dense English fellow called Paul Blondel. Our cultural war of postion is somewhat lacking, I am afraid.

  18. To think, if Bush was still President, that Liberty University degree would have gotten him a job as a Press Secretary or Head of Homeland Security or something. Now, he’s just stuck with being an asshole.

  19. You can be ticked off that he voted for something, dickhead; but that doesn’t give you an excuse to encourage others in your angry mob to go to someone’s home and personally harass them or worse; that would be true even you had the right address up.

    And we’ve also got teabaggers throwing bricks with death threats through other Congresspeople’s office windows. As funny as they can be, I’m dreading when the next McVeigh comes up from the teabagging ranks.

  20. umm, is [re=538133]Jim Newell[/re] angry? ’cause i actually ran about 6 feet from my sex-box chair and i think i peed a little bit.

    i hate the yelling.

  21. fucking lynchburg man. i live in charlottesville, and we generally consider lynchburg to be the asshole of the 5th district (charlottesville is the massive throbbing cock of the district, in case you wanted to know).

    I wouldn’t mind bringing a few of my librul minded virginia farm-country pals out to pay this Troxel a visit. anyone have his home address?

  22. Joke’s on you, Troxel Teabagger. By November you won’t even remember that there was a healthcare debate. You will have moved on to “Pelosi’s Million Dollar Pearl Necklace” controversy or whatever new thing the wingtard crisis center dreams up. Fox nooze has already started backing down and are clearing the decks for next season’s round of ratings sweeps.

  23. [re=538144]imissopus[/re]: Whoever that is, there is a weird yellow and black thingamahooser on that page, which makes it impossible to read. Yay!

  24. Troxel, a 2005 graduate of Liberty University,

    What are “statements that make you immediately stop reading an article”, Alex?

  25. [re=538120]Marxist-Leninist Papist[/re]: That’s only the case with real universities; fake schools like Liberty or Regents are hotbeds of Real Murrikan values, along with teaching their students flat-out lies.

  26. [re=538151]The Little Rock[/re]: Bandwidth Limit Exceeded. The server is temporarily unable to service your request due to the site owner reaching his/her bandwidth limit. Please try again later.

  27. [re=538147]slithytoves[/re]: Actually, Liberty University does offer online degrees. My insane sister-in-law got her “bachelors” and her “masters” degrees that way. I really don’t like to talk about it.

  28. Many years ago, when I made the mistake of being politically active, a radio talk show host put my home number out on the air. I was just leaving work at the time and did not learn about it until I got home to see my angry wife and two frightened children wondering why everybody wanted us to go back to Russia. Needless to say, I called his producer and, several references to pigfucking later, I got a promise of an on-air apology the very next show. The damage was done however, as both my sons vote Democratic as a result.

  29. [re=538133]Jim Newell[/re]: Please can I post a link to his myspace page? He’s into ju-jitsu and kickboxing. It’s hilarious… pleeeease?

  30. “I was a journalism major in college, so I have every reason to believe my research is accurate.”

    This journalism looks good. I can tell from some of the facts and from seeing quite a few journalisms in my time.

  31. [re=538133]Jim Newell[/re]: Aw, you’re no fun!

    Not that I normally approve of the assholish “posting someone’s contact info” business myself, but if *anyone* has ever been asking for a little bit of applied karma, it’s a toss-up between this guy, and that guy Vassar Bushmills over on CNN’s new blog.

    But, honestly, our wonkette editor is right. We shouldn’t. We’re better than that. We only deface electronic petitions with dick jokes, and that sort of thing. Doing that sort of thing would be LITERALLY the first step towards becoming Michelle Malkin, and that’s really the last thing anyone wants.

  32. [re=538178]MzNicky[/re]: In what field? I can just imagine getting a masters in one of the sciences there, with classes like “Geology 301: the lies they tell you about radioactive dating” or “Astronomy 203: how God changed the speed of light so we can see stars that are more than 6,000 light years away”

  33. “I was a journalism major in college, so I have every reason to believe my research is accurate.”

    whatever the fuck that means. however accurate his research may have been, his conclusions were way off base.

    but as we used to say in journ 101 at liminal state university, “fuck the facts! print the story!”

  34. This is basically extortion. I’m going to keep sending these retards to harass your brother and his four young children unless you give me YOUR address. I’m a journalist!

  35. [re=538159]JMP[/re]: This is a very basic problem that everyone who lives in the South or has seen ‘Deliverance’ recognizes.

    Crazy rednecks: funny, but deadly.

  36. I thought all these asstards were all for DEMONCRACY!!1 AND FREEDUMBS!!1. So, they go and intimidate and harass our representatives because of how they vote? Alrighty then.

  37. [re=538189]mumblyjoe[/re]:
    Your wish is my command:
    “I hereby pledge that if any federal health care takeover is passed in 2010, I will support – with my time, money, and vote – only candidates who pledge to support its repeal and replacement with real reforms that lower health care costs without growing government.”
    First Name: Biggus
    Last Name: Dickus

  38. [re=538197]slappypaddy[/re]: Based on the article, it looks like his “research” consisted of typing the name Perriello into Truly journamalism at its finest.

  39. What amazes me is that Liberty is actually accredited by the Southern Association of Colleges and Schools, the same group that gives accreditation to places like UNC or Duke.

    Any school, with enough money thrown at it, can look legit.

  40. I would like to make a suggestion. From now on, any topic containing the term “Teabagger” should be accompanied with a Jean-Luc Picard Facepalm photo.

  41. Why is he posing with Tim Gunn on his Facebook page? (Those TJ Maxx shirt and tie combo’s are always a timeless look)

    And was “Bobby Joe’s House ‘o Glammer” closed ladies? Those hair-do’s wouldn’t even get a honorable mention at Westminster.

  42. I love the merry band of idiot teabaggers in Tom Perriello’s district. Because their congressman doesn’t openly disparage Muslims on the House floor anymore (google Virgil Goode for laffs) they just have cold gone nuts.

    These are the same bumbling idiots who planned to burn Tom Perriello in effigy, until the property owner thought twice about having a bunch of gun-toting retards light stuff on fire in his front yard.

    Seriously though, throw a few bucks to Tom. He’s one of the good ones.

  43. [re=538111]FMA[/re]: Liberty University Journalism? Journalilsm with liberty to avoid facts.

    [re=538133]Jim Newell[/re]: Can we hint at his trailer park with out being explicit?

    [re=538151]The Little Rock[/re]: Oopsy, bandwidth exceeded…

  44. ““I was a journalism major in college, so I have every reason to believe my research is accurate.”

    Cum hoc ergo propter hoc with a just a soupçon of dicto simpliciter

    and a whole lotta douchenozzle.

  45. [re=538147]slithytoves[/re]:

    I stand corrected. I was thinking that their OL courses would resemble those ten question “IQ tests” from the pop-up ads; you know, your professors would just text your scores, you’d print your diploma, and you would continue on being a dreg of humanity. Thanks for setting me right, though:)

  46. [re=538212]coolcatdaddy[/re]:

    And that’s why capitalism is the bestest system evah!!!!1!!!

    Thank god there are no, like, regulators, to screw up the smooth workings of the free market. The Invisible Palm must be greased.

  47. I was a music composition major in college, why can’t I get my opera produced? It’s about the life of a sloth, and it’s only five acts long. It’s very well written, as I can personally attest.

  48. [re=538204]Jim Demintia[/re]: Yeah; it’s sad to have to say it, but Democratic Congressmen probably should be looking into upping their security about now.

    [re=538212]coolcatdaddy[/re]: The first word in the organization’s name tells you what the problem with them is.

    [re=538221]Zadig[/re]: Huh? After trying to look that up: “You may create the page “Lord seth”, but consider checking the search results below to see whether it is already covered.
    For search help, please visit Help:Searching.” So was that a typo (I thought for “a Sith Lord”, but that involves many mistakes; the wrong word, word order, and missing an “a”; plus it’s too nerdy for wignuts), or some ultra-obscure reference?

  49. politico: “Nobody has stopped by the house yet, but the family had lamps stolen out of their yard this weekend as Perriello — a moderate who sided with the majority in passing the bill — weighed how to vote.”

    wtf? they took the lamps but left the washing machine and the rusted farm truck alone?

    what kind of hoity-toity arugula-eating rednecks are these?

  50. [re=538213]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: I think you should check your facts. I don’t think the guy’s ever been blown. That’s not to say he hasn’t sucked dick by choice, to paraphrase Deadwood.

  51. [re=538223]nappyduggs[/re]: [re=538178]MzNicky[/re]: Well, apparently they do have online courses, and they’re just as you say…

  52. [re=538133]Jim Newell[/re]: [re=538189]mumblyjoe[/re]: At any rate, I have it on good authority that this guy actually lives in a dumpster in an alleyway between an abortion clinic and a Fudrucker’s. And I will stand by this remark, until his office personally contacts me with his real address.

    Plus, I was a psych major in college, so I can *totally* spot the psychological profile of an abortionburger hobo when I see it.

  53. I just checked Mike’s MySpace page, which says:

    Mike’s Schools:
    Liberty University
    Graduated: N/A

    Oops. He may have dropped out before they got to the “fact-checking” part of the journalism curriculum.

  54. “I was a journalism major in college, so I have every reason to believe my research is accurate.”

    Yeah , but you also went to Dumbfuck U , and I’m sure you believe that the earth is 6,000 years old too. Ergo , you’re a fucking retard.

    And if someone WERE to find his address , and has a few bucks to waste , it might be fun to provide him with his very own NAMBLA membership.

  55. So, what is Mike Troxel’s home address? I read the definition of “journalism” on wikipedia during my lunch break and would like to do a “personal” interview with him.

  56. I double-majored in History and US Government for awhile, so I’m pretty sure that not only makes me US President, but every US president, ever.

    Cool. Where’s my pension?

  57. [re=538274]Mustang[/re]: fun game! let’s see…

    i was a gardening major in college, so i have every reason to believe my tomato is ripe.
    i was a smoking major in college, so i have every reason to believe my lungs are shot.
    i was a drinking major in college, so i have every reason to believe my liver is pickled.
    i was a cat-boxing major in college, so i have every reason to believe my litter is sifted.

    oh, this is just too much fun, somebody slap my hand and make me stop.

    (my boss just did.)

  58. Ugh! Isn’t it ironic that people who resort to intimidation are also the same ones who complain about having legislation forced on them?

  59. Not just a journalism major.

    A journalism major at Liberty University.

    Let’s hear it for Mike Troxel, whose home address and phone number in Lynchburg VA are apparently listed on White

  60. AHAHA, LIBERTY. I went to college in Lynchburg (at a non-retarded school, honest), and it was bizarre. One of the school rules (at least at the time) was that they weren’t allowed to view any ‘ungodly’ movies, even while they were at home for spring break. And if other students found out that they did so, they were required to turn them in.

    Also, the two town institutions closest to Liberty & Falwell’s church: the biggest Wal-Mart I’ve ever seen and an always-busy Cracker Barrel.

  61. [re=538122]Prommie[/re]: “the cargo-cult university”

    There is a difference. These Liberty folks have watched a hundred movies about World War II and *still* believe in John Frum.

  62. [re=538133]Jim Newell[/re]: Who cares? I have found great site that give many opportunity meeting Mike Troxel and spending the ladytime with him. Is good for meetup liberal ladies and conservative men, and conservative ladies and liberal men. If you do internet search for “Mike Troxel” and “major douchebag” you will get the URL.

  63. [re=538276]padrekino[/re]:

    “But did you see what they sell at Matshark llc?
    Shirt and Slack Suits: Men’s, Youths’, and Boys’
    number of employees: 1”

    Are little boys’ pants half off? I bet they are.

  64. [re=538194]JMP[/re]: Psychological counseling. Yes. Really. Now I get to hear her fundie-infused “professional” assessment of everything. It’s quite unbearable.

  65. [re=538209]S.Luggo[/re]: Hugh Jazz just signed the petition too. That’s for my idiot sister-in-law the Liberty U. alum, because she has (and is) a huge ass.

  66. [re=538151]The Little Rock[/re]: You would think a teabagger could afford a better bandwidth plan. I demand free internet for wingnutz.

  67. [re=538520]thehelveticascenario[/re]: Which is why I keep a couple of fake e-mail accounts around just for these situations. God only knows what sort of wingnut spam I’ll get.

  68. Still waiting for the first teabagger to get shot for acting like a dumbfuck on someone’s property. The cognitive dissonance from the resulting feigned indignation over shooting an intruder on private property will make it all worth it.

  69. “I was a journalism major in college”, but apparently never graduated? from Lynchburg, and I was so hoping that the derivation of the name wasn’t from some sordid past. Luckily, a quick perusal of the town’s history leads to John Lynch, its founder. The city’s economy seems to be suffering with major industries shutting down and a very low median salary. Sigh…

  70. This is the grown-up equivalent of TP-ing your high school principal’s house, only to find out later you accidently hit his next door neighbor’s house by mistake. Stupid Troxelodyte!

  71. [re=538563]glamourdammerung[/re]: Still waiting for the first teabagger to kill someone in a racial-motivated rage, then watching the media feign ignorance that their forums and mailing lists were virtual Klan-managed cross burnings.

    “We simply had no idea that the organized opposition to the health care bill was so completely overriden by neo-Nazi, pro-white sentiment,” we will hear Wolf Blitzer sob into the microphone.

  72. Apparently whatever website he dug up the address on wasn’t the VA Secretary of State, who’d have the address on the election filing paperwork from 2008.

    Do I get a journalism PhD now?

  73. “I was a journalism major in college, so I have every reason to believe my research is accurate.”

    Well, he apparently only learned fundie journalism at Liberty, which uses the Prosperity Gospel staple “name it and claim it” (aka “blab it and grab it”). In other words, he only has to think it’s true, facts be damned.

  74. Good lord. I just called this Whatsamatter U. drop-out’s number and HE ANSWERED. Good to know he’s accessible–although he hung up when I asked to speak to Teabagger Troxell.

    He just wants attention. Desparately.

  75. [re=538588]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Still waiting for the first teabagger to kill someone in a racial-motivated rage, then watching the media feign ignorance that their forums and mailing lists were virtual Klan-managed cross burnings.

    I am not sure any have done the shootings based on race, but teabager murder sprees have already happened a few times now. Of course, the “liberal media” plays it down.

  76. If he studied journalism at Jerry Falwell Academy, he probably became an expert in the art of the documentary.

    Down there, they consider “The Flintstones” to be one of the great documentary series.

  77. Wasn’t there JUST a Law and Order episode about just this very thing? And the idiot who organized this went to jail? Jesus Christ, Troxel, you need to watch more TV, dumbass.

  78. [re=538239]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Oh. Ow. You made me laugh so hard I strained something. “opera … life of a sloth … five acts long …” Just hit me right tonight, I guess.

    I think I’ve *seen* (and, unfortunately, heard) Music Masters Thesis Recitals a lot like that.

  79. I once took a scientology personality test and therefore I have no reason to doubt that my understanding of personality types isn’t completely accurate.

    And I have concluded that Mike Troxel is a complete and utter troxel.

    And if he moved 10.396 blocks up the street, he’d have the same address as Barry! Only in Lynchburg. Virginia.

  80. [re=538158]freakishlystrong[/re]: i did some research on this – actually it just came to me; but i have drunk tea, and i have every reason to believe my belief is true!!1! – and it appears that there are local variations on the “tea” in the teabaggers tea bags.

    for the most part, though, it’s a blend of spent grain from moonshining, psilocybin, crank, thalidomide, and grass clippings for flavor. (local and regional variations include ritalin instead of thalidomide, crack instead of crank, bread mold extract, and toe jam.)

  81. [re=538953]fork-wielding maniac[/re]:also, too, in the more rural areas of southern states, “bathtub” teas are popping up. this is a rather foul brewing process in which the loose “tea” is loaded into a dirty sock, brewed in dirty bathwater, and left to steep in the sun on the front porch.

  82. I visited Liberty U back when I was an impressionable High School Kid. I was interested in studying music and sat in on some of their Courses of Music. Turns out, I had already learned more in 2 years of High School than they knew as graduating seniors. I rest my case or something. Did you know they’re not allowed to watch Rated R movies? Also, they have spies who sit at the movie theaters and hand out Demerits to kids who try to sneak in and see one? Yeah, shittiest school evar.

  83. [re=539097]LiveFromSinusCity[/re]: Yeah, for those of you following at home (i.e, everyone, in their underwear), there’s yet another update, and hoo boy. Good thing these teabaggers are all “non-violent”, or else something like this would be a seriously concerning threat on someone’s life, no?

  84. I did a web search on “Mike Troxel is a douchebag,” and this post came up first in the results. Congratulations!

    So “We’re pretty ticked off he voted for it” translates into “We will invite people to come to his house and harass him about it,” eh? OK, then, Mr. Troxel, let’s just plaster your home address on that idiotic blog entry of yours, and see how many folks want to come pay you a visit to explain their feelings about the fine job you are doing there at the keyboard.

    @Mustang: I was a French major in college, so I have every reason to believe–do you want fries with that?

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