Person Is Angry On Internet About Process of Democracy

Tuna Industry Payback sounds very San Francisco Lesbianese, n’est ce pas?

Glen, ah… never mind, I’m speechless…

Welcome to the American Fever-Dream.

Does “New Busy” mean “Chronically Unemployed?” I mean, this is a Hotmail user we’re talking about here.

What’s a “frigthing?” Is that one of those kinky sex things I’ve never heard of?

Now that America is socialist, we can all stay home. Win.

Sounds like Glen had one o’ them Starbucks Double-Shot Espressos this morning.

And now he’s ready to blow the lid off of the TUNA INDUSTRY PAYBACK, in San Francisco.

I had a Hotmail account in 1995, so I think I’m enough of an expert to remind everyone that it’s HoTMaiL. See that? Like “hyper text markup language,” the Internet “programming code” that made GeoCities possible?

Now back to our regularly-scheduled trolling.

[re=537245]loquaciousmusic[/re]:

Old people are cute when they reminisce about old-tyme things…

[re=537232]ManchuCandidate[/re]:

Seventh Point: My balls are all hot and sweaty, teabagger. Hint-hint!

Glen didn’t see the health care bill supporters because he forgot to look in Congress. I guess looking there was too frigthing for him.

Frigthing.

You make my heart sing.

You make everything –

Groovy.

[re=537242]gurukalehuru[/re]: Yes, that too.

His whole writing style suggest overweight white guy who is surely, muttering empty threats, talking over his shoulder with his hands in his pockets, and feeling beaten.

Shit like this makes it all worth it. Long Live Wonkette and commenters.

Failed abortion or Roe v Wade survivor? It’s like glass half empty/ half full. In either case, he barely made it out alive, and anyway I’d pay 20 Ameros to watch Nancy Pelosi’s frig thing.

Yes, and the teabaggers accomplished SO MUCH with their protests in Washington over the weekend. By the way, where are the cops with guns, dogs and waterhoses when those losers protest? They didn’t hesitate threatening the sanfran ’60s hippies and blacks with them back in the day, but teabaggers get a free pass?

“And how did she get so rich? Tuna industry pay backs? Why don’t they have to pay minimum wage? Hypocrite.”

Hold it, hold everything. I think he’s trying to communicate something here.

Am I wrong for trying to understand what the fuck he’s saying?

[re=537237]Cranky Little Camperette[/re]: What’s a “frigthing?”

He just missed a keystroke–meant to say “T”rigthing.

OMG!!1!1! He *HATES* SARAH PALIN’S CHILD!!1!! Also!!!

(the crack C4P assassination squad will take care of Glen shortly. now,
move along….)

Nancy Pelosi sleeps with the tuna.

I don’t know about the rest of you but I’m here for the strange.

I think Glen was the one who spraypainted the word “Dorks” on the Knox County Democratic Headquarters window.

http://thinkprogress.org/2010/03/22/vandalism-health-care/

[re=537273]BlueStateLibtard[/re]: You sure you want to be martyring these folks? I don’t think we want to be hearing about the Obamacops harassing and policebrutalizing them. Don’t get me wrong, I think some good hydrotherapy might be what these guys need in order to be snapped out of their delusional world (if only, sigh).

I just want these people to man-up and stop using our socialized roads, airports, tornado warning sirens and Internets, the schools are safe – apparently. Hypocrite.

Tuna Industry Payback sounds like it would be a great band name

[re=537293]HandsomePete[/re]: I yearn for the days of Vietnam protests, when dissenters had the balls to use actual cursewords, like “Golly” and “Nuh uh”

Pelosi is ALMOST the worst thing that ever happened to this country? What’s worse? Name me one thing to have happened to this country worse than Nancy Pelosi. One thing!

::cranking up L’Internationale::

Glen, comrade, I’m thinking you’ve got this whole majority-minority thing inverted. And if you really valued the Constitution, America, and liberty, as your side endlessly pretends to, you would be working to peacefully convince us, your fellow Americans, that your positions are worthy, instead of resorting to the old “Murikkka, love it or leave it” bullshit.

Whatev. While most of us are advocates for socialized medicine, which this new bill is definitely not, and some of us are actually Socialists, most of us are to the right of Lenin, if only a smidge. And Lenin was a Communist, hon, which is not actually the same thing as a Socialist, which Bernie Sanders of Vermont is, but he is not a Nazi. And none of us are Nazis, or fascists, including our Barry, since Nazis and fascists are extreme rightwingers, and not
even Bill O’Reilly is a fascist. Now Glenn Beck, he has wet dreams about becoming the Joseph Goebbels, if you will, of 21st Century America. But I digress.

Am I rocking your world, Glen? I’m guessing no, wingnut dude, so continue to think of us this way: Peace Out and Viva La Revolution! baby!

p.s. I understand your wife makes a tasty tuna casserole …

I’m so glad we’re in the minority, Wonkett.

And that the minority gets to pick the president, and the majority of the members of the House and the Senate. Instead of any kind of popular vote or even electoral college skewed popular vote. Isn’t that just great!

[re=537327]J.Robert Oppenheiner[/re]: Click your Dad’s reply clickie and send him copies of the Bhagavad Gita with your avatar’s favorite quotes highlighted –

“If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst at once into the sky, that would be like the splendor of the mighty one…Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.”

ka-booom

It does my heart good to see that Conservatives are grounding their opposition in intellect and thoughtful discussion.

[re=537223]Limeylizzie[/re]: I saw Tuna Industry Payback at the The Fillmore back in the day, and they rocked!

Minority? Is this some mathematician from FoxNews?

Just a tip, if you like Socialism, and Communism, there are many countries in this world who will welcome you with open arms.

Last I heard, it was one of your probably heroes who was leaving for Costa Rica as soon as this bill passed. Speaking of Rush, why are we not all standing outside the gates of his Florida compound, chanting “Hey hey, ho ho, fat boy fucker’s gotta go!”

I saw Tuna Industry Paybacks at the 9:30 club back in the day. Man, that was a show.

[re=537396]President Beeblebrox[/re]: I thought Cougar was the insulting animal Obama nickname of the week (as in Lyin/Lion Africken Nobama, or Zebra/oreo Nobama) and Seek was the expected wingnut misspelling of Shiite Muslim.

Advertising as a dating site would get them more page views than advertising as a Nobama hate site for the “majority” who think Egypt is between Iraq and Iran and that 2+2=5.

Tuna industry pay backs? Is that a code word for “lesbian?”

[re=537318]weejee[/re]: I forgot you were in on that. I always love hearing stories from that time, when lefties weren’t scared to be lefties, and drugs and sex flowed freely from every stream!

Glen…n Beck? Please, Wonkette, say it was Glenn Beck.

“Just a tip, if you like Socialism, and Communism, there are many countries in this world who will welcome you with open arms. Go to them. Find your dream.”

A little tip for you Glen(n) – if you like fascist theocracy and nutcases, please, by all means, get your behind on the first plane to Iran. Or North Korea. Or Texas.

We should send Glen some Truck Nutz, don’t y’all think?

Oh Glen, Glen, Glen, I know that you will never be sick, you will always have health care and if not you will willing allow your self to die on an ice flow or under a fast moving hummer. Good for the collective group and thus making you a socialist. Enjoy, the Tuna sandwichs in heaven.

[re=537258]One Yield Regular[/re]: Well done, well done.

[re=537297]geminisunmars[/re]: “I don’t think we want to be hearing about the Obamacops harassing and policebrutalizing them”

Perhaps we do. Perhaps, if they felt oppressed by the Blueheelers, the TeaTards just might strike back against them, with predictable results and many lulz to follow…

I too think of Nancy Pelosi as my frig thing.

[re=537352]nsps[/re]: So Barry just gave a speech where he plainly said something to the effect of, “you can keep the insurance coverage you have.” Then some idiot who can’t listen to a whole sentence without a thirty second commercial break asks if Barry would take the same health care he’s forcing on the rest of us?

Yeah, a stony glare would be the correct response.

Of course Barney Frank’s response would have been much, much more fun.

Now that we’re a socialist country, doesn’t that mean “Glen” has to move to someplace that loves freedom so much that their governent doesn’t do anything– like Somalia.

I want to find a way to use, “Tuna Industry pay backs.” in my conversations today. I am thinking in the bedroom would be a good start…

I really enjoyed the part where he suggested that this health care bill result in Pelosi being voted out of office.

Glen, baby, Nancy Pelosi has about the safest seat in the country. She hasn’t even bothered to campaign in over 20 years.

[re=537245]loquaciousmusic[/re]: Thank you. History is so important. Psst, tell ManchuCandidate says at 5:52 pm, March 22nd, 201 she left out Godwin’s Law in her reply to #4.

Racist is the new Nazi. In Internet speak.