After posting zero twats since March 8, when he ordered everyone to watch his historically important Eric Massa interview, Glenn Beck returned to the Twitter yesterday to produce these valuable insights. (The link just goes to audio of the Howard Beale rant from Network, a movie about how corporate media exploits people’s fears for profit.)
We’d recommend folks like Beck consider David Frum’s spot-on GOP critique that everyone’s talking about, but we recommended David Frum’s spot-on GOP critiques in the weeks after the 2008 election and the GOP did not listen, so nevermind, continue yelling at hippies, etc.
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who are these “60s sanfran radicals” and how can I become one? Is it an alternative lifestyle, like Canadianness?
Scary, because he as been SO RIGHT about everything else that he’s said. In fact he’s in Dick Morris territory.
“We R Coming” ?!
“60′s sanfran radicals WE R CUMMING”- gotta admit, this guy is pretty good at twitter.
Oh no! Tidbits is coming.
“Stand tall, America. November is coming!
- Sarah Palin” Facebook note
They better be careful about who they’re crushin’ on, that was the source of Mark Foley’s woes.
Boy, Glenn Beck has embraced teenage texting lingo with a rare passion, hasn’t he?
That man really needs to grip. On Mr. Happy. Then let’s see him tweet WE R COMING like he means it.
It’s nice to see that Beck is staying topical with his slam on those 60′s radicals. DON’T TAKE THE BROWN ACID, GLENN. Oh, too late.
Translated into Twatterese:
M mad z hell,notgunna take it anymor/U get up rite now&situp,stick headout windo, things r gunna chng,get up out ur chair&yell!
Little does he know he’s about to drown in the approaching flood of Seimen.
Pi R Square = Circumference of a circle, right? So Beck’s new enemy is geometry?
THIS IS THE DAY whr PALINGENETIC ULTRA-NATIONALIST POPULISM EXPLODES IN A INCHOATE FURY OF RETRIBUTIVE VIOLENCE bcausr GLENN BECK R COMING #tcot #pigeyes
Glenn Bleck, “Network” fan.
Does this guy have any fucking clue what that movie is about? What a shitshow.
I’ve seen all the boner-enhancement commercials that pay for your show, Glenn. Ain’t none of your audience coming.
[re=536894]President Beeblebrox[/re]: Classic.
Random capitalization is one of the first signs of mental instability.
That’s not a tweet, it’s a math problem:
“ths” + “2″ + “r” + “2″ + “whr” = -9 characters
“!!!!!!!!!!” = +9 characters
SOLVED?!
Comvember ’10?
attn san fran rads. ksrsly mah head all sploded.
Glenn Beck tweeted at me! hooray!
[re=536893]Cicada[/re]:
Should we send in jimmy Carter to talk him down?
Looks like Glenda needs a time out and a nappy change. Wait, I’ll get the fire hose and your special pills that made you go all happy inside.
Sack up you deluded cocksucker Glenn. Poor Mormoni baby Glen’s gone and shit himself because his side played against adults and lost horribly. Fucking retards, the whole lot of them.
Restoration of what, Tidbits? You know who else had a Restoration period?
That’s right. Nazis.
[re=536883]fishskicanoe[/re]: “Cumz R Us”!
I thought Glen Beck was Twitter.
Hate to split hairs but isn’t “restoration” a term that usually refers to monarchies, or Hair Club?
Baby Boomer conservatives are really obsessed with the 60s, still sputtering mad against the hippies; maybe it’s because everyone else was having sex but none of the hippie chicks would touch someone who was protesting for the war.
Give it a rest; the good guys eventually won, and the whole thing is long over; the war ended, the civil rights movement, feminism, the sexual revolution, etc. have been at least partially guaranteed by law, are accepted as part of the culture and will not be turning back.
And anyway, like you, the former 60s radicals are all old people by now; the majority of the population does not personally remember this stuff, as we were not born yet or still children at the time. Going on and on about the good old days is bad enough; hearing old men rant against those they considered enemies nearly half a century ago is even worse.
Frum is spot on. On HCR they bet the house on red and ball on Pelosi’s little wheel landed on the green. Appears that through November they are going to bet the farm on the red. If the demrats can find/keep their cajones/huevos and do the math, the odds remain in the (Speaker of the) House’s favor, they’ll be winners in the fall.
“bcausr” is coming, hand him a towel.
[re=536894]President Beeblebrox[/re]:
Ooh ooh, do “All the President’s Men” next!
Tll Kathy GRahm Hr T1Tz GONNA Git cawt N a R1ngR if THaTZ publish’d
Nice Hitlerian salute in your profile pic, you swine.
Ooh, the “baby killer” mystery is solved. Turns out the man who did the yelling is a Republican from Texas, Randy Neugebauer. Huge surprise.
Glenn Beck: Fruit or Vegetable?
Whadda are ya gonna cry now, Beck? Cry baby cry.
Has he ever watched beyond the first fifteen minutes of Network? Does he know the network in question is exploiting a mentally ill man to garner record ratings? And that it doesn’t have a happy ending?
Glenn still leaves unanswered the question about whether we can count on him to show up at Rush Limbaugh’s house, to help him pack.
Welcome to the first day of socialism, Comrades.
[re=536902]Botswana Meat Commission FC[/re]: It took him 25 years to comprehend a single Bruce Springsteen song, so understanding the movie Network is probably too much for the Beckster.
[re=536918]Botswana Meat Commission FC[/re]: Really. Glenn thinks he’s “figured out” Bruce, and now Network. What’s next? YMCA?
When are the Beck “Restoration” Teabaggers coming to “SanFran”? Will they arrive in carnival freak-show wagons? I can’t wait!
I was a ’70 punk not a ’60 san fran whatever the fuck. Will I get crushed too?
Does anyone remember Glenda’s botched hemorrhoid surgery? His hospital-bed video is a classic butthurt Beck speech. All it needed was some lines about a Christmas sweater.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX1rLv_hNeI
“We don’t even understand compassion anymore.” WHERE IS UR HEALTH REFORM NOW, HENNGH?
Again, I say, Fox should just report that the HCR bill failed, that Bush is still president, everything is fine, just keep shopping, etc. It would not be any further from actual reality than what they regularly report.
what’s up with that avatar pic? Did Francis Bacon do photography too?
[re=536912]magic titty[/re]: When I loaded this article on my phone, I could only see part of the title, such that it read:
“Glenn Beck is
Twitter”
The tea baggers need to get their priority straight. I mean there were a million illegal Mexicans in Washington yesterday demanding free houses and abortions and where were all the real ‘Mericans? Busy harrassing Congressional staffers. Come on people.
[re=536913]Buzz Feedback[/re]: Oh, how bad could could another George of Hanover be? It’d be the 7th right? Could be a lot of fun! There would be brief bouts of insanity, ill-advised military adventures in distant lands, not to mention ongoing tussles with those pukes in Parliament.
Oh wait, we’ve already had that George. Never mind.
[re=536913]Buzz Feedback[/re]: [re=536952]give us a bob[/re]: And remember, the conservatives and media treated the election of W as if it was a monarchical restoration. If Jeb decides to run in 2012 or 2016 we’ll probably get stuck with a repeat.
i don’t know how drunk i have to be to spell like that, but it looks like i’d better get started
Iran, jam his transmissions PLZ.
[re=536938]President Beeblebrox[/re]: And if we had had socialized healthcare when Beck had his assectomy, he might be dead right now. Or at least not able to sit down.
As an aside Rush is moving to Costa Rica. Can we start a facebook page to help him pack?
Glenn’s plan as I understand it is going to find some sanfran radicals, then rise and crush, rise and crush, until they are coming together? I don’t get it. Why do his shoulders have to be square?
After John Stewart’s epic slam, I thought Bipolar Batshit Beck would be in hiding in his bomb shelter for a while. Can’t keep a good man down…
Ts;dr
[re=536966]SayItWithWookies[/re]: You know gubmit caint do nuthin rite. He’d goin fer an assectomy and wind up with a lobotomy. And nobody knowed the diffrense!
This morning I listened to Beck for the first time ever. Ugh. I am sore.
Also, “Are you with me, or has Obama turned you into a mush-mouthed European.”
[re=536883]fishskicanoe[/re]: Only in Glenn’s pants.
Seriouly, we are being pushed around by this mental bougie motherfucking headcase ? We need to get our game on people.
Is somebody back to huffing coke again or what?
BECK RISE! BECK CRUSH!
Plainly, the docs removed his brain by mistake – FOX NEWS’ top star is a diseased hemorrhoid.
He is just like the founding fathers and their famous tweets
1 IF BY LND, 2 BY C & ME ON OPP SHORE 2B.
I like how he sacrifices vowels to allow more exclamation points within his 140-character limit. Actual English is immaterial when faced with the possibility of more punctuational hysteria.
Can we do another Sherman’s March to the Sea and burn down Atlanta? Again? I think this would be an improvement.
[re=537020]Mister Happy[/re]: You will have to let me get out of the way, first.
I no longer get upset at anything Beck says. What I really can’t understand is the suits at the networks who know everything out of his mouth is utter bullshit and yet the give him a mega-phone so he can reach that rich wingnut demographic. At the same time, these same suits honestly believe they are practicing journalists in the honorable tradition of Ed Marrow and Walter Cronkite. Marrow would have kicked Beck in the balls and put out his lit cigarette on his fat jowls. Television journalism is an oxymoron.
“Network”? Really?
He’s either the dumbest fuck alive or he has absolutely no self-awareness.
comicbookguy if u dont start one i will.
can we call it HELP RUSH KEEP HIS PROMISE AND MOVE TO COSTA RICA
I don’t understand Beck’s punctuation convention. Why are “ths” and “whr” lowercase and everything else is up? If you were reading this, would you speak those words in a normal tone and scream everything else? WTF?
He’s just upset because his butt-buddy Rush is leaving for Costa Rica tomorrow….
[re=536925]tiny mexican[/re]: let him go, he’s on a roll.
[re=537042]Hart88[/re]: He just throws whatever feces he has at hand at the wall to see if it sticks. He never stands still long enough for anyone to question him as to his consistency. In fact his blatant inconsistencies are part of the act, it’s a lot like playing pranks on the substitute teacher, only he is the father of 4 kids and does it for a living. So he’s not that dumb, and doesn’t value self-awareness, he doesn’t even know what that is. My guess is that he’s just guided purely by the pleasure principle, and every other consideration can suck it. Lot’s of dry drunks and former drug heads are like that.
“Restoration?” I knew he was a right-wing reactionary, but isn’t reestablishing the monarchy a bit much?
Barack Hussein Cromwell?
> Is it an alternative lifestyle, like Canadianness?
The proper term is “Canuckistani”
I hope Glenn takes his Blackberry with him into shower.
I’m sure that the last thing that an attention whore unconcerned with facts wants is a healthy dose of attention in the form of fiskings.
[re=536922]Terry[/re]: West Texas values.
Funny thing is most “sanfran radicals” think Kucinich was a sell-out. As for the “60′s sanfran radicals,” most of them live in expensive homes in Marin and think driving a Prius and attending a Bob Weir benefit concert are the height of radicalism.
[re=537087]Hooray For Anything[/re]: If you missed the Bob Weir and the Flying Other Brothers Concert for Barbara Boxer you really missed something.
So we can look forward as always to Cocktober, followed by November coming? Awesome.
[re=536925]tiny mexican[/re]: I picture Ailes and the suits at Faux News plotting Beck’s on-air murder. The only problem is that he would then become even more of a martyr to his audience. I’d rather catch him confessing to raping and murdering Natalee Holloway.
GLENN BECK/BUD DWYER 2012
today we R ALL COMING together with Glenn Beck
(furious fapping ensues)
I, for once, must agree with Mr. Beck.
This country is nothing until King Charles II is restored to the throne!
[re=537100]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: Charles I. And full restoration would demand wee bit of very challenging plastic surgery.
[re=537095]4tehlulz[/re]: That’s one victory speech I’m watching LIVE.
The first rule when you’ve dug yourself into a hole is…..KEEP DIGGING. You see, eventually you’ll dig straight through
the planet and pop out the other side (China.) Problem solved.
Next!!!……
You go Glenn!!!! Lets get back in Vietnam until we get peace with honor and repeal civil rights. Now what are those black panthers up to nowdays?? Did time stop for wingtards in 68?
[re=536925]tiny mexican[/re]: Sounds like Faux Noise’s relationship with Glenn Beck
Glen Beck makes me so crazy, I can’t even watch the Jon Stewart parody of him.
[re=537095]4tehlulz[/re]: Hey man, nice shot.
[re=536923]Escape Goat Nation[/re]: It’s not even a consideration, vegetable.
Actually, we as a nation need to square our shoulders and rededicate ourselves to using vowels.
Гленнбеккистану быть советским и прогрессивным!
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