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Oh right, there was *another* march on the Capitol yesterday, too. It was about Shamnesty, the Irish-Hispanic effort to have lazy Mexicans steal all the white people’s jobs picking lettuce in Yuma and separating the chicken feet at the poultry-blood factory in Sadness Falls, Iowa.

And the last remaining wingnut to remember Immigration was the thing all wingnuts were so furious about a couple of years ago, he is just trying to make a video EXPOSING these Mexicans walking around as if they have human rights, and these darned mimes just will not let it happen. Mimes! Who ever thought mimes could be funny, except as the butt of jokes or the receiver of random violence? These mimes are awesome, the end. [Thanks to Wonkette operative “Ross M.”]

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  1. They’re taking away that guy’s free speech! What’s next? I won’t be able to march down to my local megachurch during the 11am service and set up my slide show of “Biggest Cocks of Eastern Europe.” Free speech means saying anything, anywhere, anytime, and nobody can try to stop you. The framers would weep if they knew what we’ve done to their Republic.

  2. i am at the office so i only got to watch a couple minutes of this — sound down, appropriately enough — and it made my morning. loved the big dark-skinned jesus in the business suit in the background. he finally gave up, “crucify me some other day, these are mimes.”

  3. [re=536728]american mutt[/re]: Yeah, but come on, when you go behind “enemy lines” to set up and start filming your video diary, and predictably, the throng gathered to demonstrate starts messing with you stuff, are you really going to whine about not having any free speech? Nancy Pelosi could have shown up and taken a right pretty shit on the top of his head, and there wouldn’t have been a free speech issue.

  4. [re=536740]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: This is why that liberty tree is needing that watering, if you get my drift, heh heh. Sic semper tyrannus, yaknowwaddImean?

  5. I demand that the Mime shown talking on the cell phone has her American Guild of Variety Artists card revoked!
    It’s neither cute nor funny.
    Shields and Yarnell did not get their own TeeVee show by fucking around!

  6. Yea, if all the illegal immigrants left New York City then the all the white Americans can take those kitchen jobs they’ve been so jealous of.

    Of course I’m being sarcastic because Americans in general in New York do not like manual labor at all. I can say that because I’m white and lived there a long time. White people in New York don’t even like to do their own laundry.

    Also, I have nothing but respect for the people that are willing and able to do manual labor.

  7. I love the way guys like this dude always mention that the prayer is going to start in a minute and then launch into hateful comments about immigrants. Very Christian of him, if by “Christian” you mean people who hate anybody who isn’t a white wingnut.

  8. Mimetic desire this ain’t.

    [re=536720]Gopherit[/re]: Their kids will, but only in those ultra-trendy garden plots that thousands of schools are using now in a last-bitch effort to trick anyone over the age of about seven and a half into showing up instead of staying home to smoke the “pot” and play XBox. (The garden plots are also handy for reminding the Tex-Mex/Mexicali kids that even if they make it through high school (unlikely), their most likely future (if the white folks running the garden plots have any say in the matter) remains . . . picking lettuce.)

  9. I haven’t seen a mime this politically effective since Marcel Morceau annexed those French colonies for his personal sex dungeon.

    Source: new Texas history schoolbooks.

  10. For me, the zenith of the video is when the cracker, finding himself surrounded by ballon-wielding, diminutive mimes, complains that he is enduring the politics of intimidation.

    ps-I am going to say this for the first and probably last time…Those mimes kicked ass!

  11. [re=536947]Egregious[/re]:

    He’s scared of “common” mimes! It makes my fear of clowns seem almost normal. Oompah-Loomahs kind of freak me out, too. That’s why Boner and Charlie Crist bother me.

  12. I feel ripped off. Nobody pretended they were in a box or engaged in a tug of war with the air. Painting your face white and holding balloons does not make you a fucking mime. I am sorry however that the security guard thought better of beating the ever-loving shit out of each and every one of them. Because I would have watched that, and then enjoyed the subsequent police action and trials.

  13. [re=537074]Mr Blifil[/re]: Hey, I’ll grab her tits and you grab her hands – that way she can’t yell! TIMELESS mime humor, and works with deaf humor as well.

    I’ll get my coat.

  14. [re=536728]american mutt[/re]: “God, this is why i hate protesting and protesters. They’re assholes on all sides.”

    That is the perfect way to debate hate. That was funny, AND I got their point.

  15. Well, I think a man who can be intimidated by mimes has NO BIDNESS representing 25,000,000 unemployed Americans. They need somebody with much, MUCH bigger balls. Nancy Pelosi, maybe.

  16. ” . . . steal all the white people’s jobs picking lettuce in Yuma”

    I used to work in local government in Yuma a few years back. Several times a year, the bitters or the olds would start on a rant about how the Mexicans were stealing jobs and damaging the local economy. I would challenge them to put the Mexicans out of business by asking (Mr/Mrs Bitter Old White) to gather their friends en masse and claim those vegetable picking jobs for their own. Just swarm the Dole plant or agricultural concern. No one ever took me up on the idea. On the plus side, it was a guaranteed conversation killer.

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