Former/current/whatever Wonkette videographer Liz Glover joined your editor today for a jaunt to the grassy knoll that Congress’ south side overlooks, where today’s lingering health care protesters (the ones who hadn’t yet fucked off for the Sizzler) were staring up at the House of Representatives’ balcony to yell, chant, and sing against this bill that extends a very basic sense of lawfulness to the individual insurance market. It was a beautiful spring day in the Mid-Atlantic, which inspired Liz to wave her Axis Of Evil mini-flags in celebration. Just had ‘em in her bag of stuff, like every Patriot should.
Santy Claus indicates that he’s just gonna dig up this fuckin’ tree, stupid fuckin’ Congress…
Exactly.
No one should be scared about this health care bill, except for this elderly lady, who thinks the government will show up to her door Monday morning and murder her. Sucks to be her, because she’s right! READ THE BILL.
He knows of all the taxes! Study this one a bit, you’ll find all sorts of evil taxes unrelated to health care. “Telephone Tax,” that’s a biggie. We should pay for telecom infrastructure with Jeebus’ love. Will the MSM ever acknowledge this?
Oh, right, a mere 200,000 Mexicans also held a protest today, for Amnesty. The hope was that we’d show up just in time for the Teabagger-Mexican clash, but even Teabaggers can tell when they’re outnumbered. ANOTHER DAY, MINORITY GROUP!
God, these congressmen are assholes. They were just up there on their beautiful neoclassical palace’s sweeping balcony, smoking cigars, pointing at people.
Some folks in this town have got it made.
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Don’t Bogart my health care, man.
Building permits? Who needs them? If I want to build a damn 200 ft. tall turret that’s my business. These are important issues.
Liz is pretty.
That is all I have to add to this thread.
I would cheerfully contribute towards flag lady’s plane ticket to Pyongyang, so she can see first hand how this is exactly like that.
Tell us what brand of armor spray you used to keep the camera lenses from cracking from the weight of the stupid you photographed.
Don’t worry too much about the lack of Hispanic on Tea-bagger violence. That will be the next manufactured crisis by that Foxy new station we all know and love. The great race war approaches..
Did the taxie taxie taxi guy have a chamber pot to shit in, and some maggots to eat it, when his peeepoll get rid of all those nasty taxes?
Was you ever stung by a dead bill?
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/5497/slide_5497_75051_large.jpg
clyburn’s showing us the size of john boehner’s orange cock
I never did care for that guy in The Oak Ridge Boys.
What’s weird is that Jim and Liz took all those photos in Little Rock. You folks should see what’s going on in D.C.
Well, Jagorev already beat me to it. No further commenting to be done here, back to the C-Span, everybody.
What did Humphrey Bogart do to this man’s health insurance?
Any why is Liz giving you the subliminal finger, Jim?
You know how you how to create a socialist utopia, don’t you know? Just put your lips together and blow
Hmmm…the immigration crowd is the one that’s got good haircuts, better grooming, and is neatly and more attractively dressed, si?
Not to mention the overall air of determination.
[re=535800]Marxist-Leninist Papist[/re]: The Mexicans are younger, smarter and harder working than the Teabaggers. Plus there are lot more Mexicans.
I know which side my hard earned Ameros will back in the slaughter to come.
Who still has a landline????
[re=535815]GeneralLerong[/re]: And overall the English grammar and spelling is better on the Mexicans’ signs…
Who is Liz Glover flipping off?
“God, these congressmen are assholes. They were just up there on their beautiful neoclassical palace’s sweeping balcony, smoking cigars, pointing at people.
Some folks in this town have got it made.”
If only these stupids could only add 2 plus 2 they would have figured out by not that the “assholes” include their Corporate overlords, the punditocracy, and the GOP, we would be having a Second Americian Revolution I would be unashamed to be a part of.
My screen just went orange and got a Boner.
Stop bogarting my healthcare, yo.
Boehner is not wearing a red or even a blue tie. Therefore his words don’t count.
On the plus side, Erik Son of Erik over on RedState is about to pop an aneurysm that won’t be covered by health care reform.
I see what Liz did there, with her left hand.
Oh fuck, it’s boehner, and I don’t think he’s drunk yet. Just kill me now.
Does Liz dress like that in the normal course of events, or was she trying to belnd in?
John Boehner is terrified of the inevitable tan rationing now that the floodgates of Socialism have been opened.
Gee whiz, Liz. I don’t see any pictures of Brownings. Or M-4s. Or riot shotguns.
Wasn’t there anything interesting of which to take a picture?
Boner is a dick.
Boner’s getting shouty — fuck him, he’s over his allotted time, goddammit! When are they going to fuckin’ vote on this thing?!
boner is cold going stupid and spitting everywhere on the floor.
[re=535807]InsidiousTuna[/re]: [re=535792]jagorev[/re]: Thirded.
Is Boner drunk??? He is slurring a wee bit?
Boehner’s head is gonna assplode.
[re=535830]Jim89048[/re]: i think he might be drunk, actually.
[re=535830]Jim89048[/re]: I dunno. I think he’s had a few. Remind me to not go to West Chester or Troy Ohio and to not send any Federal Tax Munnies there either.
[re=535830]Jim89048[/re]: it’s okay – Boehner is drunk after all
[re=535802]bozofish[/re]: I have and I have not.
[re=535813]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: It’s only subliminal because he snapped the pic a moment too soon.
[re=535833]doxastic[/re]: And he says he’s ashamed of his body.
If mine was orange, I’d be somewhat ashamed of it, too.
OMG when is he gonna shut it…Boehner..haha boner…vote already!! Also, I love the slapdown he just got from the Speaker…haha, this is not the time!!
Reads like we’re live blogging but my comment is for Liz: nice finger!
He wishes the Ds will be in the minority. I agree with Barry, why is Boehner so worried that the Ds will get beat in November? Why take advice from this rummy smoker?
Whoa there, now. Boehner must have swallowed all of his ‘scripts before this filthy government he works for could get its paws on his pills!
Oh baby, you HAVE returned comedy to this body.
Boehner is totally drunk – slurry and forgetty,
Boehner looks less orange than usual. In fact, he looks a little blue.
For every gramma ass raped and left for dead in a drainage ditch as a direct result of the passage of this bill, an angel gets her wings.
Boehner just said he wanted to bring ‘comedy’ back to the peoples house!
Didn’t Boehner just describe the process by which the people of this country express their desire for what a chosen representative enacts laws? You know, like elections? Like the one from 2008?
Boner wants to return
comedycomity to the House. More commodes would be helpful with all this shit.Mrs Pelosi arrives in TRIUMPH…all must rise and provide her the appropriate tribute in the St. John suit…
I stand corrected. Shouty, slurry boehner IS drunk, and he brought all his little drunk friends in to applaud him.
Pelosi’s here — you’re dead now, mutherfucking Boner!
PELOSI ROCK STAR— WE GOT IT YOU ASSMONKEYS– CHANGE
Once more, ever Zelig-like, Liz appears at a turning point in history…
We need more turning points.
The Party of No We Can’t disgraces chamber with raucous hoot-toot. Did he have his hair helmet replaced with wax?
Is that drunk lady flipping off the camera Dana Perino?
HAWT!
That nice lady from California is talking now. Whoa — were there some boos when she mentioned Hopey?! Those fucks.
Santa wants a fucking Christmas tree rather than a Crepe Myrtle. What I want to know is, what the hell do trees have to do with health care reform? I think Santa was awaken early and had some Mimosas before goin’ to DC and was either at the wrong place or there at the wrong time. The elves are covered with magical thinking, so must be Santa’s bad.
A bunch of the immigration reform folks walked past my apartment earlier this evening, on their way to RFK stadium. I initially thought they were tea-baggers because of the American flags, but the lack of Hoverounds and Obama = Hitler signs clued me in that this was a different crowd. Oh, and the fact that there were brown and black people in the group. Dead giveaway, really.
Balcony congressman: *sniffs* “Ahhhhhhh, I love the smell of democracy in the morning, smells like Ben Gay, Double Whoppers, and swamp ass.”
[re=535872]smellyal8r[/re]: She should have come in on a chariot with blaring music and wood nymphs blanketing her with flowers. And she would deserve it.
Yummy I feel as if I’m supping at Mt.Pelosi…erupt already!!!!
Mrs P is in her Lenten purple on this the day after Feast Day of St. Joe the Worker, or whichever Saint she called down yesterday.
Ha, that girl “Liz”, her fancy pinky up and, as my son calls it, her “bad pinky”. That’s rude. What a rascal.
[re=535898]El Pinche[/re]: that liz is positively the living end!
Someone should remind John Boner that you really can’t talk about bipartisanship when all of your constituents are screaming “n****r!” at black congressman and you called the first black President “chickenshit.”
Shit, I think Nancy’s a bit tipsy, too. Or does she always giggle like a little girl?
Nice freckles, though.
[re=535890]WhenTheMessiahComes…[/re]: AND JUST LIKE POMPEII, SMELLOSI’S AND NOBAMA’S COMMUNISM WILL BURY US IN THE LIQUID HOT MAGMA OF TOTALITARIANISM.
[re=535889]Hooray For Anything[/re]: Maybe with Steny behind her “remember, Nancy, thou art mortal”. She gets this done, like Newell said this weekend, she’s the greatest speaker ever.
Is this where we’re doing the vote watch? ‘Cuz I want to be with the wonkeratti if this thing actually passes tonight–
We just got a shout out!!! The United Methodist church. YAYAYAYAY
[re=535910]DustBowlBlues[/re]: I know, nice, right? From a woman in a $10k pearl necklace.
Also, “Kidnap the Santy Claws, put him in a bag…”
On second thought, keep that motherfucker y’all got posted up there. He don’t look as though he’d fetch much of a ransom.
I told you the United Methodist Church rocked–we were the only church mentioned officially! Thank that, you atheist fucks.
Speaking of fuck, This will fuck the Bishops! It should pass for that reason if no other.
Only Liz can make the NK People’s Paradice flag look semi sexy.
*ssscchluuurppccckk…sschhhlllurrrck…ssschllrrck…*
[re=535927]Extemporanus[/re]: I saw something like this earlier from you, is it now time to call 911 or are you going oral on Liz/Nancy/Jim and or Ken? If it’s 911, prolly too late.
I’m guessing that the “Baggers” were also protesting the well-behaved Mexicans being allowed in D.C.? Couldn’t have made them feel very comfortable considering their overtanti-immigrant/racist rhetoric.
S
Oh, right, a mere 200,000 Mexicans also held a protest today, for Amnesty.
216 bitches
[re=535987]El Pinche[/re]: Bwahaahaaa
Motion to recommit..*mute*
[re=536028]El Pinche[/re]: So — WTF are the Rethugs doing now? Trying to scuttle what was just passed? The fuck?
Incremental, barely dealing with anything, subsidies for health insurance companies, health care reform is seriously overdue. How long must I wait for this abortion?
The Old Redneck just called Senator Jim Demented’s office and left the following voice mail:
“Hello. My name is XXXX and my phone number is XXXXX. I have a question for Senator DeMint: Senator — How’s that Waterloo Thingie working out for you??? BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! “
[re=536148]Old Redneck[/re]: O HOW SWEET!
[re=535821]Marxist-Leninist Papist[/re]: It looks like some banana republic Generalissimo addressing the unwashed: I promise you dis, dat and de other t’ing…
[re=535820]StripesAndPlaids[/re]: and what happened to her knees?
[re=535792]jagorev[/re]: I didn’t recognise her with those goggles. However, her superior dentistry stops her from fitting in with this crowd.
[re=536148]Old Redneck[/re]: Huzzah! Well done, sir!
What is Jim DeMint’s private cell phone number? I have a question for him as well.
Is there an internet use tax? And “dog license”, this is a tax?
[re=536148]Old Redneck[/re]: In fairness, they only said it would be Obama’s Waterloo. They never specified that he’d be Wellington to their Napoleon in the scenario.
[re=535917]nappyduggs[/re]:
Ho, Ho, Ho, Motherfucker!
Umm … regarding crazy flag lady. If their hero Dubya made Iraq a democracy, and gave it a new democracy flag, which she’s waving, why is it still in her “axis of evil” display? Oh wait – because teabaggers = dumbfucks.
Correction – that’s the old Saddam Iraqi flag. But teabaggers still = dumbfucks.
That nice lady with all the little paper flags could stand up straight if she took the bricks out of her bag.
Liz is a cute smart ass– I haz a crush
[re=535805]Oldskool[/re]: He’s just back from the Sun Dance.
Not the Sun Dance Film Festival. The Sun Dance. Oh that’s gotta hurt!
Glamour Don’t, Liz. The Axis of Evil Flags really clash with the floral dress.
We just HAD a big rally 2 days before at GMU in Fairfax, VA for healthcare and support of Obama. Jeez, are we supposed to go protest/rally every day now? Come on!
[re=535842]Chernobyl Soup[/re]: Youse guyz are usually all, like, bag o’ poisoned rat dicks, mutherfuckers, assmonkeys, republitards, alcohol, &c, &c, &c. Then there is a pickture of purty Liz posted on Wonkette and you’re all like a bunch of bashful schoolboys with a crush, all polite and all. It’s so cute.
Thanks for the bestest laughs I’ve had the last few days with these posts. Y’all are fucking brilliant.
Oh, and Nancy Pelosi just proves that women are NOT to be fucked with, in politics. Wimmenz rulez!
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