SMACKDOWN FRIDAY  1:55 pm March 19, 2010

Anthony Weiner SMACKS DOWN Peggy Noonan, With SMACK DOWN

by Jim Newell

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The prodigal video, it has finally arrived, praise Jeebus: delightful Rep. Anthony Weiner yelling at old moron Her Highness Madame Regina WordGod Peggy Noonan, who is piiiiiiiissssssed. Sit through about 30 seconds of Howard Dean not knowing what he’s talking about process-wise (You can’t pass the whole thing through reconciliation! George Bush had trouble passing domestic legislation too!), and then watch Anthony Weiner try not to beat the shit out of all of these people. [TPM]

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Suds McKenzie March 19, 2010 at 1:59 pm

Its Weiner Time!11#

freakishlystrong March 19, 2010 at 2:01 pm

And then we getith thisith from Dame Noonington’s missive:

“I’m speaking of the interview Wednesday on Fox News Channel’s “Special Report With Bret Baier.” Fox is owned by News Corp., which also owns this newspaper, so one should probably take pains to demonstrate that one is attempting to speak with disinterest and impartiality, in pursuit of which let me note that Glenn Beck has long appeared to be insane.”

One should also probably take pains to know that saying Beck “appeared” to be insane, does not justify your lame-ass defense of a lame-ass interview. Just sayin’ith.

sati demise March 19, 2010 at 2:02 pm

god she is such a hag. Her version of the moonwalk here is a big fat fail.
Even the plastic surgery does not help her.

LittlePig March 19, 2010 at 2:02 pm

And that, children, is how it is done…Except I’d have asked ol’ Joe how HE was bought off back in the day.

Downtheroadapiece March 19, 2010 at 2:03 pm

Play ‘em out Keyboard Bono!

Oblios Cap March 19, 2010 at 2:03 pm

Bwhahahaha! He gives ‘em a hard Weiner smackdown. Dean looks like he’s really enjoying himself.

Noonan looks like the mother on Two and 1/2 Men, on a mean drunk.

ForTheTurnstiles March 19, 2010 at 2:03 pm

This Weiner guy is good. Wish he had a more electable family name…

SayItWithWookies March 19, 2010 at 2:04 pm

Please stop the entire world — it’s frightening Peggy Noonan. Also, I’ve got dibs on Anthony Weiner in the unlikely event he and I both change our sexual orientation.

wx insider March 19, 2010 at 2:04 pm

Weiner is a dick… and a liar.

facehead March 19, 2010 at 2:06 pm

Weiner is the dem’s Boehner, limp but angry.

ForTheTurnstiles March 19, 2010 at 2:07 pm

[re=534084]wx insider[/re]: Big claim. Prove it.

slithytoves March 19, 2010 at 2:08 pm

[re=534084]wx insider[/re]: And whose inside are you waxing?

Buzz Feedback March 19, 2010 at 2:08 pm

[re=534084]wx insider[/re]: Hi Peggy!

NJB March 19, 2010 at 2:13 pm

[re=534084]wx insider[/re]: And you’re sort of a garden-variety schmuck.

reuters March 19, 2010 at 2:13 pm

wx insider is a troll… and an asswipe.

Elephants Gerald March 19, 2010 at 2:13 pm

[re=534084]wx insider[/re]: Peggy’s a cunt, and too dumb to lie.

freakishlystrong March 19, 2010 at 2:14 pm

[re=534084]wx insider[/re]: That’s he lying about? Dick.

WadISay March 19, 2010 at 2:14 pm

Pegs will denounce Weiner as an uncouth Jew in her next column.

Ducksworthy March 19, 2010 at 2:15 pm

[re=534084]wx insider[/re]: I seem to remember that voice. Did you used to call yourself analseepage until you found out that was a bad thing?

CrunchyKnee March 19, 2010 at 2:15 pm

[re=534084]wx insider[/re]: Peggington, shouldn’t you be wasted on highballs and goofballs by now?

Sharkey March 19, 2010 at 2:16 pm

[re=534084]wx insider[/re]: I bet you would love a Weiner-Sickle.

Advocatus_Diaboli March 19, 2010 at 2:16 pm

[re=534084]wx insider[/re]:

Aww, we have a wittle twoll. Can we keep ‘em, Jim? Can we? Can we?

AnnieGetYourFun March 19, 2010 at 2:17 pm

It’s been a long time since Peggy has been smacked so viciously by a Weiner. She probably likes it.

Hopey dont play that game March 19, 2010 at 2:19 pm

Taking a Wiener is difficult after a breakfast of Gin and Phenobarbital.

Mr Blifil March 19, 2010 at 2:21 pm

It’s sad really, because at her age and station in life, she really needs to befriend all the Wieners she can.

hillarys_left_nut March 19, 2010 at 2:21 pm

This guy and that crazy-ass Florida motherfucker Grayson are keeping me proud to be a Democrat. I would however still gleefully grudge-fuck Her Peggness…

Extemporanus March 19, 2010 at 2:21 pm

The Lithuanian judge gives Weiner’s performance a solid 9.0.

Mr Blifil March 19, 2010 at 2:22 pm

[re=534084]wx insider[/re]: I nominate you for the next Wiener Smackdown: Lithuanian Style.

Gopherit March 19, 2010 at 2:24 pm

Wow. Noonington should go in the kitchen and make Weiner a pot pie after that bitchslapping.

[re=534084]wx insider[/re]: Really? That’s what passes for snark for you? A line older than Vaudville? Bring your A game if you want to troll here.

Mr Blifil March 19, 2010 at 2:24 pm

[re=534121]Extemporanus[/re]: Damn you, hold your head still.

Extemporanus March 19, 2010 at 2:29 pm

[re=534125]Mr Blifil[/re]: I’ve warned you before: Never bring a Lithuanian to a Weiner fight.

Troubledog March 19, 2010 at 2:29 pm

I’m waiting for Smack Down II: Electric Boogaloo.

BlueStateLiberal March 19, 2010 at 2:30 pm

Every wingnut asshole needs to be tied down and forced to watch and listen to this ala Clockwork Orange.

Noonington made herself look especialy stupid with her periodic outbusts of “education!” and retarded inability to understand how insurance premiums going up 20% annually hurts American businesses.

Hooray For Anything March 19, 2010 at 2:33 pm

Every time a pundit criticizes this bill for not being bipartisan, a kitten dies.

Aurelio March 19, 2010 at 2:35 pm

Ah, Dame Peggeth of Noonan, refuted by an evil Jew, while loathesome pinko quack Howard Dean smileth and looketh on in unseemly glee. Will no one rid her of this troublesome and motley crew?

Smoke Filled Roommate March 19, 2010 at 2:37 pm

Oh, Peggers. You’re not going to throw off the Ween by using words like ‘tertiary’ and ‘tangent’..

ManchuCandidate March 19, 2010 at 2:38 pm

[re=534084]wx insider[/re]:
Wahwahwahwahwahwah. What’s the HC industry gonna do now that they can’t rape US America for everything, only some things.

I miss the spambots.

comicbookguy March 19, 2010 at 2:41 pm

[re=534139]Hooray For Anything[/re]: Dammit Bill Frist, stop that!

El Pinche March 19, 2010 at 2:42 pm

[re=534120]hillarys_left_nut[/re]: Yeah, you can tell that Grayson and Wiener are thorns in the fat sides of the repugs, just ask whining nutsacks like[re=534084]wx insider[/re]
This choke-a-GOP-bitch technique works for us. Afterall, Grayson is leading in the Florida REPUBLICAN primary.

Limeylizzie March 19, 2010 at 2:47 pm

[re=534083]SayItWithWookies[/re]: I know what you mean, I wish to be the Shiksa in the Weiner/Rahm Emmanuel sandwich getting the hard smackdown.

slappypaddy March 19, 2010 at 2:49 pm

thank you, wonkette. i have never seen these moaning joes before. yes, it’s true — i have better things to do down here underneath my rock than watch wealthy white folk argue over how many angels are dancing on the heads of their ideological pinpoints. don’t get me wrong, i enjoyed this, though it would have been even better if they’d been rolling around in mud. could that be arranged?

sati demise March 19, 2010 at 2:50 pm

Wiener just cold dick slapped Noooonninvicohamdrunkishire on the head.

the lady MS. Sheila Dixon March 19, 2010 at 2:54 pm

[re=534084]wx insider[/re]: Who care! I just broke up with my boyfriend and want to date and older man. Check meowt!

V572625694 March 19, 2010 at 2:55 pm

[re=534120]hillarys_left_nut[/re]: Have to say that after Snowbilly’s recent tonsorial mishap documented here earlier today, the number of hate-fuckable right-wing women is dropping fast. Dame Peggy was never on my list. Bachmann is, but only because she’s so crazy.

Historysnuff March 19, 2010 at 3:03 pm

Actually Lady Pegeth’s retorts of “Education!” doth wreak with the subtext: “Ah, sweet mystery of life I’ve found you!”

Oldskool March 19, 2010 at 3:03 pm

Scarborough is one of the biggest jerks ever on tv but whoever picks the music for his show is the best ever.

ForTheTurnstiles March 19, 2010 at 3:04 pm

[re=534170]V572625694[/re]: I’ve been married long enough that I’m prepared to take down the old and the ugly, starting with Virginia Fox.

GoinGreen March 19, 2010 at 3:16 pm

[re=534139]Hooray For Anything[/re]: Every time I hear the word bipartisan, I go out that night and track down some fat fucking republican’s rich little daughter and cum in her hair – it isn’t really related to politics, but it sure is fun!

pdiddycornchips March 19, 2010 at 3:18 pm

Weiner’s NY office is literally two doors away from mine. What’s an appropriate gift for pimp slapping Noonan like that? An Ike and Tina CD? Too old school? Bobby and Whitney?

sati demise March 19, 2010 at 3:22 pm

[re=534202]pdiddycornchips[/re]: Tower of Power.

What is Hip? Anthony Weiner!

Manos: Hands of Fate March 19, 2010 at 3:36 pm

[re=534138]BlueStateLiberal[/re]: Didn’t Obama do some education-related thingy recently?

sfstewart March 19, 2010 at 3:38 pm

There are so many dirty things I want to do to and for Anthony Weiner and only one thing I want to do to Joe, zip his mouth closed. God I can’t stand him. He’s like the festering boil on the lips of syphilis infected vagina.

Manos: Hands of Fate March 19, 2010 at 3:38 pm

Speaking of balls, if this thing passes, Harry Reid deserves a big ass medal of freedom for pulling this health care thing off. I mean the guy probably lost his seat, but he still went all out.

Guppy06 March 19, 2010 at 3:49 pm

[re=534119]Mr Blifil[/re]: Maybe she’s the one that needs that age disparity “dating” site.

TGY March 19, 2010 at 3:50 pm

Peggy Noonan, when faced with a Weiner, attempts to bite it.

Clean For Gene March 19, 2010 at 4:10 pm

Peggy Noonan, another Republican who is a wholly owned subsidiary of the insurance industry.

Clean For Gene March 19, 2010 at 4:12 pm
WickedWitch March 19, 2010 at 4:13 pm

The look on Weiner’s face at 1:46 is priceless. “This bitch is dumb AND crazy!”

Lascauxcaveman March 19, 2010 at 4:25 pm

In defense of WX Insider, by “dick and liar” I think he means “One who won’t cave in to shouty conservative talking points.”

Pretty sure that is the conserv’s definition. I get called a dick and liar all the time when I refer to the CBO report on the HCR bill on other on-line forums.

Jim89048 March 19, 2010 at 4:33 pm

Crap. I went to that age gap site and they tried to hook me up with Noonan. I want my credit card information back, bitches!

AbstinenceOnly Ed March 19, 2010 at 4:33 pm

Anthony Weiner is a stud who was bunkmates with John Stewart on the USS Jewish Comedian during the 50s or something. it is wonderful to watch him cocksmack Peggy Noonan, a human who has never pooped, with his Mind-Penis.

MzNicky March 19, 2010 at 4:51 pm

[re=534158]Limeylizzie[/re]: Back off, bitch! Rahm is MINE!!

frumious_bandersnatch March 19, 2010 at 4:52 pm

I’m sorry, I just can’t watch it–if I catch more than 3 seconds of Morning Joe my nipples crack and bleed and all my hair falls out and my cat yarks up a two-headed hairball–but thank you, Wonkette, for letting me know that it happened. I would like to also volunteer for the Anthony Weiner sex fetishists upon orientation swappage train. And Alan Grayson could totally get it too.

MzNicky March 19, 2010 at 4:53 pm

Also HAW HAW that Peggingtoneth Nooningtoneth got her butt kicked. Next time I want to see a banana cream pie smashed in her face. And then I want to watch Wiener lick it off.

doloras March 19, 2010 at 5:15 pm

Holy balls, I never realised until now, but if you put a blond wig on Howard Dean, you get the lead singer of Spinal Tap.

maximumneanderthal March 19, 2010 at 5:35 pm

What’s with her hands-on-high playing an invisible piano gesture? I expected her to rear up onto her hind legs and tail and start groaning “Brains, brains, I need brainzzzz….” And wtf was the shriek about “education”? Re-education, as in cultural revolution style education is what the rat faced trout means, of course…

Toomush Infermashun March 19, 2010 at 5:58 pm

[re=534141]Aurelio[/re]: Yes, “unseemly”….I’m so ashamed of the Weiner, for not just allowing Dame Nothingneth just to say what ever her gin-addled brain leaks, at least before 2:00 pm. Fer crissakes, Anthony, picking on a Lady, just because she’s nuts on TV?….Why don’t you pick on someone your own size? Oh…no one? Not even…no I guess not…well…carry on…

hoosiermama March 19, 2010 at 6:09 pm

[re=534144]ManchuCandidate[/re]: I miss the spambots.

Too soon.

hoosiermama March 19, 2010 at 6:16 pm

I don’t know, I had to watch it twice but it seems to me Weiner slapped Dr. Dean down, too, about his process crap. Maybe Dean was just looking sour because he had to breath in Tanqueray fumes so early in the day.

NJB March 19, 2010 at 6:36 pm

I must say that I rather enjoyed my newest pretend boyfriend calling that conventional wisdom spewing fool a cliche ridden hack, essentially. So true – and it has ever been thus. Her High Noonington missed her true calling – writing Hallmark greeting cards. I picture her typing furiously between slugs of box wine. Or maybe that’s what she does now…..

[re=534237]sfstewart[/re]: I’ve often wondered what it was Joe always reminded me of – and you nailed it. Figuratively speaking, of course.

Rajul March 19, 2010 at 8:39 pm

Is it just me, or does Piggy Noonan look like Skeletor after a month-long Krispy Kreme binge?

Bluerinse March 19, 2010 at 9:15 pm

Weiner/Grayson 2016

iKnowEvrythngAboutNothng March 19, 2010 at 11:51 pm

-Well-well,if it isn’t another mishmob of ignorant bumbling smurfs,the republican smurfs complain of not knowing why they are so small,and the democratic smurfs mock the republican smurfs for having painted their selves red-….seems familiar?
“Bi-partisanship is much like a Bi-cycle,both parties (which represent both wheels) must both rotate in the same order of direction if either are to go anywhere”
if you did not understand these analogies,you probably are not fit to apply critique to such,
wether one understands or not,I must further explain to avoid ambiguity;
In a government model like Bipartisanship,parties should not antagonize or distinguish faults in one another.Both sides must communicate and associate with eachother’s processes,design a course of action in degrees to what must be done and what must not.Within means,the simulation of projected assumptions will be refined into an active analysis that is characterized,not modified,by congressional state and legislature.

Aurelio March 20, 2010 at 1:29 am

[re=534593]iKnowEvrythngAboutNothng[/re]: Absolutely brilliant! Can I quote you?

Jim89048 March 20, 2010 at 1:48 am

Sounds like someone is just one huff of glue away from flying a plane into a Federal Building, somewhere.

Beanball March 20, 2010 at 2:15 am

[re=534593]iKnowEvrythngAboutNothng[/re]: Punctuation FAIL.

I-man March 20, 2010 at 3:00 am

I think that Dean creamed himself at the end of that clip; that was definitely the O-face. Where to start: as alluded to earlier this clip is absolutely pornographic, but what else could it have been with names like Weiner and Noonan. On second thought Weiner is proof-positive that the cream always rises above the chaff; with a name like Weiner he could have gone either way. Either way being an intellectual strumpet the caliber of Noonan and Scarborough, Mika, Willy, et al the regular douches on Morning Joe.

bkny March 20, 2010 at 8:18 am

gawd, she is one annoying bitch. from her over-wrought writing (not to mention fact-free and predictably gop talking points) to a speaking delivery rivaling william f. buckley’s in pretentions to elite society, for the life of me i don’t understand her continued presence on the teevee and the pages of the wsj.

she must be blowing someone.

frailamerica March 20, 2010 at 10:17 am

Ho Dean winks at someone at 2:43. I like to think is was at Brzezinski.

Aurelio March 20, 2010 at 2:13 pm

a speaking delivery rivaling william f. buckley’s in pretentions to elite society….

Now that you mention this, you know who Dame Peggington reminds me of? Dianne Sawyer (after a few drinks). She has that same phony tone in her voice.

Zadig March 20, 2010 at 6:12 pm

I’m just going to put this out there:




dr.giraud March 20, 2010 at 6:46 pm

[re=534593]iKnowEvrythngAboutNothng[/re]: This is what happens when you wash down your after-dinner percoset with one of Peggy’s beloved Gin & NyQuil cock-tails.

snott March 21, 2010 at 4:15 am

When you’re done with Anthony can he come be President of Canada?

Nerdalicious March 21, 2010 at 12:47 pm

“Dianne Sawyer (after a few drinks). She has that same phony tone in her voice.”
Thank you! What an elitist witch.(Noonington & Nixon’s girlfriend Miss Sawyer)PS: I’ve stopped watching ABC News. I’ve never seen Weiner raise his voice before. Noonington’s pearl drop earrings were flailing around, like her brain after a bender. Any person that doesn’t open their jaw when they speak should be sent to Iraq in Medieval Christian Crusader garb. Oh & where was crazy witch, when her boy Shrub was lying to the American people along the lines of billions upon billons a year to murder mainly 18 year olds in Iraq for 6 years of his Kingship? Noonington you are the height of hypocrasy & are a washed up old hag on at 5am in the morning for a reason.

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