Tim Burton is hard at work on a movie about a beast made of human hairIf you ever needed proof that Sarah Palin is totally going bald, feast your eyes upon this confection, courtesy of the Roadside Mulletry and House Of Hair Hats. [Foxnooz/Rumproast]

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  3. Women are wearing wigs all the time now. I swear this was the subject of a piece on Nightline last night. My internet was down — that’s my excuse.

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  5. Women are wearing wigs all the time now.

    Yeah, but the good ones don’t have a chin strap. Or is that just shadows caused by her wattles?

  6. “well ya knowww if ya put yer head inside of an oven whaal its on, turns out yer hayur and eyebrows can actually catch fire, and then ya gotta put a wig up on there.”

  7. It could be worse–she could not be wearing a wig. Imagine a bald Sarah making that face.

    (I just threw up in my mouth a little.)

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  9. She’ll need to stay indoors during Helicopter Hunts since from the air, she surely looks like a bear skin scatter rug in the makin’.

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  11. Haters! I think that’s a really good look for our gal pal Sarah. It makes her look really, uh… old. Now she can cruise on over to mygirlfriendis28yearsolderthanme@com and pick up much younger guys, who are retarded. Or just hang out.

  12. [re=533833]ella[/re]: I’m getting a really shitty Maryann from Gilligan’s Island vibe off it. I really hope she’s not wearing short shorts too

  13. [re=533824]Skwerl Nutz[/re]: Haha. But that’s such a classy show!

    [re=533827]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Also too: She could use a nice long blade of tall grass to chew on, and all interviews must be conducted from her ramshackle front porch.

  14. [re=533842]Mad Brahms[/re]: Of course; the peons of the far right will pretend they find any ultra-conservative woman attractive, even if she’s hideous looking. Besides Palin, see the Coulter-beast, mad Bachmann, etc.

  15. She looks exactly like my 8th grade girlfriend from the 70s who thought Hall and Oates were the epitome of rock music. I think Mooselini is stinting on the blue eye shadow, though, also.

  16. [re=533816]dannygutters[/re]: I thought of Loretta immediately and you beat me to it. FYI I Googled “Loretta Lynn wig” looking for a photo and your comment is one of the top 10 results. Just thought you’d want to know. :)

  17. [re=533852]Red Zeppelin[/re]: Well, she is now a rich bitch girl; and she used to rely on an old man’s money for things like clothes for her kids.

  18. [re=533814]Hemp Dogbane[/re]: All my fear and loathing of Palin and her followers in one one word, Mooselini. Thanks. Now I don’t have to think about her ever again.

  19. [re=533814]Hemp Dogbane[/re]:

    The Sound of Music,/i> was the first thing that I thought of when I saw that picture.

    Now I know why she named that kid von Tripp.

  20. WHO CARES! My girlfriend is 48 years older than me! I met her at agewrinkled@com. My friends don’t quite understand it, but if my woman’s able to walk without a cane, or at least have some sort of artificial breathing apparatus attached to her face, I just can’t get it up! I’ll admit this can make for some pretty awkward double-dates, so mostly we just go to agewrinkled@com and just hang out.

  21. [re=533884]Autoo[/re]: They are the “premiere site for age support.” Whatinhell is “age support?” Sounds like the thing I wear for my hernia.

  22. I knew it was going to be one of those days when I got behind a truck on the way to work with a personalized “S Palin” tag (and all sorts of Palin-and confusingly, Perot-stickers on it.)

  23. Sarah Palin provides habitat for the endangered Wasilla meth marmot. The animal’s peeing and pooping can cause distractions, however, also.

  24. [re=533882]proudgrampa[/re]: OMG, the Peg Bundy wig is listed as “out of stock.” Has Sarah been handing them out to her friends?

  25. You’re all being too cruel. Clearly it’s like the cat who is proud of her kill and wants to bring it to your door to show it off and to share the meal with you. She’s on TV, so she had to put it on her head. Thanks for sharing, Sarah!
    Cat owners will understand.

  26. [re=534012]Gopherit[/re]: She couldn’t get through the day without the bumpit (actually the use of an entire goddamn wig obviates the need for a bumpit, so the pic may be an exception). She probably has several onhand at all times, safely stored up her hoo-hah.

  27. [re=534073]Mr Blifil[/re]: Any hoohah reference just makes my day. And come to think of it, with all the offspring, Sara’s must be HUGE by now (bumpits a kimbo). Perhaps she’s trying to balance it all out with that Grenadier Guards bear skin she’s sporting.

  28. [re=534218]slowuncle[/re]: That could be dangerous. If she became that ironically self-aware I might actually start to like her.

  29. [re=533821]southern mark smith[/re]: said, “It could be worse–she could not be wearing a wig. Imagine a bald Sarah making that face.”

    There’s a rumor going around E!Insider that Sarah Palin’s husband Todd, aka the former “first Dude”, is g.a.y.

    Now…imagine this…Sarah Palin has actually removed that wig. What does she look like? Yeah, a GUY. No wonder last fall when she disappeared from public view for 6 weeks she got her manly jaw cosmetic-surgically tapered to look more feminine.

    If she’d opted for a platinum blonde wig instead of dark brown (last week her wig had highlights!), she’d be the spittin’ image of Dolly Parton.

  30. [re=533849]JMP[/re]: Speaking of Michele Bachmann, wouldn’t it be a scream if those two — Sarah Palin and Bachmann — got into a cat-fight screaming match during that April fundraiser for Bachmann, and Bachmann pulled Palin’s wig off on stage?

  31. Women who appear regularly on television but who do not have a staff hairdresser routinely use wigs for their television appearances.

    I despise Sarah Palin, honest I do. But I don’t think she is going bald. I think Fox News doesn’t want to pop for a hairdresser.

  32. Worse than the wig-gle it around in the rectum was the reverb on her voice in that clip. And that was only topped by her regurgitating drivel.

  33. [re=534485]thesheriffisnear[/re]: nice, but I don’t think you’ve gone far enough … Millie Helper crossed with Uncle Miltie?

  34. Looks like Sarah found her Davy Crockett coonskin cap in her childhood toy box. Has anyone in Wasilla lost their dog? It may be sleeping on top of Palin’s head.

  35. [re=534553]thesheriffisnear[/re]: very close — finish off with equal parts Lisa Douglas and Eddie Haskell?

    [re=534576]MO Inkslinger[/re]: here’s the canonical head-squatter: [re=533983]El Pinche[/re]:

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