If you ever needed proof that Sarah Palin is totally going bald, feast your eyes upon this confection, courtesy of the Roadside Mulletry and House Of Hair Hats. [Foxnooz/Rumproast]
Oh Noes Sarah Palin Got Assaulted By Sam Donaldson’s Wig Maker!
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Some poor horse died for that wig. Why does she hate America so much?
When did Alfred E. Newman start wearing glasses?
La bimba es tostada.
What waste of a perfectly good beaver.
Did she get that thing from a Hee Haw storage locker fire sale?
Fem-mullet.
That looks like a wig she bought from an ad in either the AARP and American Legion magazines.
Bosley treatment? Grecian formula? Maury’s Wigs?
[re=533782]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]:
Yeah, and the wig is bad, too.
Bad hair day all around. There’s a truly horrifying photo of Hillary on Huffpo with poofy hair too.
[re=533784]Jerri[/re]: Genius. Simply genius.
Finally, her brain sprouted out the hair to match it.
Going Rug?
Not only is she a member, she is president of the hair club for hillbillies.
She’s bo-toxic, too.
hmmmm
http://www.lazymoms.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/Mike-Myers.jpg
[re=533782]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: “Ni-ice beaver.” “Thanks, I just got it stuffed.”
[re=533789]maggiegg82[/re]: We don’t need a cougar dating site, when we can just rub one out to the trashy, balding social climber above.
Needs moar Kathy Griffith.
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FORMER Governor of Alaska???? Drop-out Governor of Alaska it a lot closer to the truth. But then again Fux obviously has to think up some high-flying title for their Queen of the Nobodies.
Women are wearing wigs all the time now. I swear this was the subject of a piece on Nightline last night. My internet was down — that’s my excuse.
[re=533789]maggiegg82[/re]: not that I don’t want to bang young chicks, but just for fun I am going to take a dump on your front door and smear it on your windows. of your website.
More cushing for the pushing??
[re=533804]Sanchez1985[/re]: wow can’t they block posts based on the contents “ed hardy”?
[re=533789]maggiegg82[/re]: Minge Gale?
[re=533794]Hopey dont play that game[/re]: Aw shucks, thanks.
Real Housewives of Wasilla
Am I the only one who thinks she looks like she is trying to fit in in Short Hills NJ?
Women are wearing wigs all the time now.
Yeah, but the good ones don’t have a chin strap. Or is that just shadows caused by her wattles?
The Hills Are Alive..
With The Sound of Mooselini
“well ya knowww if ya put yer head inside of an oven whaal its on, turns out yer hayur and eyebrows can actually catch fire, and then ya gotta put a wig up on there.”
did she rip this off Loretta Lynn’s head?
A $500 wig riding around on a 25 cent head – it’s actually a good metaphor for the modern Republican party.
Can’t you see her chewing gum and yelling out “kiss my grits!!!”
Finally, Sarah Palin let her hair down … from the top of the closet.
It could be worse–she could not be wearing a wig. Imagine a bald Sarah making that face.
(I just threw up in my mouth a little.)
[re=533796]nappyduggs[/re]: HAHAHAHA!
‘mulletry’ is my new favorite word. sara ftw !
As said in US American Dad, the head’s the one place you want hair.
[re=533784]Jerri[/re]: Or the Lawrence Welk Show
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[re=533784]Jerri[/re]: OMG, yes. Gingham pants. Also.
OT, Ms. Wonkette, please show this video from NewLeftMedia. It’s indescribably hilarious and scary.
She’ll need to stay indoors during Helicopter Hunts since from the air, she surely looks like a bear skin scatter rug in the makin’.
[re=533790]magic titty[/re]: Props for the Good Fellas reference.
William Shatner is jealous!
Girlfriend’s channeling Elly Mae Clampett with that hair.
I she had had that hair back in ’08, she would never have been chosen for McCain’s running mate. Srsly
Has Sarah become an Orthodox Jew? On Sheitel.com the “Sarah Palin” wigs
are now drastically reduced.
[re=533825]JMP[/re]: Who cares?!1 My boyfriend and I were just talking about getting matching wigs for our a_g_E_m_i_N_G_L at d ot com profile pics. For WOMEnS FESitiVAL He will buy many ed HArdy shirts with FREE sHIPPING!11!!
Always, with her mouth open.
Haters! I think that’s a really good look for our gal pal Sarah. It makes her look really, uh… old. Now she can cruise on over to mygirlfriendis28yearsolderthanme@com and pick up much younger guys, who are retarded. Or just hang out.
[re=533833]ella[/re]: I’m getting a really shitty Maryann from Gilligan’s Island vibe off it. I really hope she’s not wearing short shorts too
Does anyone still think she’s hot after seeing that? The Golden Girls has more erotic appeal than that wig.
[re=533796]nappyduggs[/re]: WIN!!
Where have all the marmots gone?
[re=533824]Skwerl Nutz[/re]: Haha. But that’s such a classy show!
[re=533827]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Also too: She could use a nice long blade of tall grass to chew on, and all interviews must be conducted from her ramshackle front porch.
[re=533803]Mr Blifil[/re]: Needs moar Carla Bruni!
She should never have stiffed that hairdresser.
[re=533842]Mad Brahms[/re]: Of course; the peons of the far right will pretend they find any ultra-conservative woman attractive, even if she’s hideous looking. Besides Palin, see the Coulter-beast, mad Bachmann, etc.
[re=533796]nappyduggs[/re]: Well done!
She looks like should be peddling ugly stretch pants and turquoise jewelry on Home Shopping.
She looks exactly like my 8th grade girlfriend from the 70s who thought Hall and Oates were the epitome of rock music. I think Mooselini is stinting on the blue eye shadow, though, also.
“That Girl” she ain’t. Bitch, please.
[re=533816]dannygutters[/re]: I thought of Loretta immediately and you beat me to it. FYI I Googled “Loretta Lynn wig” looking for a photo and your comment is one of the top 10 results. Just thought you’d want to know.
Wig, my ass. That’s a Bumpit and some ratty extensions. Hillbilly bitch is *cheap*!
[re=533789]maggiegg82[/re]: Let’s put “SARAH” and “LEVI” together.
Is she auditioning for the movie version of “Petticoat Junction?”
[re=533852]Red Zeppelin[/re]: Well, she is now a rich bitch girl; and she used to rely on an old man’s money for things like clothes for her kids.
[re=533863]Flanders[/re]: Nobody doesn’t like Sarah Levi!
Of course she’s shelling out for snazzy hair pelts, now that she’s asking for $1 million an episode for her new Alaska’s Snowbilliest Home Videos show on the tee vee:
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/news/e3i21cea1586dd4edf544f940a674a874b5
Peg Bundy + glasses – charm
This screams for a blingee.
This is a teaching moment folks. Always, ALWAYS tip your hairdresser.
Oooh… somebody pissed off their last gay.
[re=533814]Hemp Dogbane[/re]: All my fear and loathing of Palin and her followers in one one word, Mooselini. Thanks. Now I don’t have to think about her ever again.
[re=533870]YogaCougar[/re]: I THOUGHT she looked familiar:
http://www.brandsonsale.com/womans-deluxe-peg-bundy-wig-013920.html
[re=533814]Hemp Dogbane[/re]:
The Sound of Music,/i> was the first thing that I thought of when I saw that picture.
Now I know why she named that kid von Tripp.
WHO CARES! My girlfriend is 48 years older than me! I met her at agewrinkled@com. My friends don’t quite understand it, but if my woman’s able to walk without a cane, or at least have some sort of artificial breathing apparatus attached to her face, I just can’t get it up! I’ll admit this can make for some pretty awkward double-dates, so mostly we just go to agewrinkled@com and just hang out.
How do you keep a moron in wighat suspense?
Stoopid tags!
I can’t hate her for this. Everybody could use a confidence hat. A big ol’ hat of confidence.
[re=533884]Autoo[/re]: They are the “premiere site for age support.” Whatinhell is “age support?” Sounds like the thing I wear for my hernia.
Tyra of the North
A drag queen Peg Bundy
But does the carpet match the drapes? That’s the question.
[re=533887]The Station Manager[/re]: Yeah, but preferably our confidence hats won’t also spell out “RETARD” in neon.
I knew it was going to be one of those days when I got behind a truck on the way to work with a personalized “S Palin” tag (and all sorts of Palin-and confusingly, Perot-stickers on it.)
Is Sarah clubbing rabid bears or what to stick on her idiot noggin?
Only on Wonkette does a semi-literate dating site spammer unwittingly become part of the culture.
Just needs a flower-covered summer hat with a $1.98 price tag dangling off of it to complete the picture.
At what point does she hold a giant bottle of Crisco next to her head?
Now. what’s behind her head?
Is she really outdoors up there in Alaska??
Actually, she has that “I just pooted” look – on America,,,
Looks like she was inspired by Clare on Lost this season.
Nice work Sara and Sarah. Both of you take the afternoon off.
Sarah Palin provides habitat for the endangered Wasilla meth marmot. The animal’s peeing and pooping can cause distractions, however, also.
For all the women who once wished to look like Sarah Palin, now you do!
[re=533882]proudgrampa[/re]: OMG, the Peg Bundy wig is listed as “out of stock.” Has Sarah been handing them out to her friends?
Why does the liberal media hate squirrel habitats?
http://www.fileden.com/files/2009/2/22/2334311//Untitled-1.jpg
[re=533816]dannygutters[/re]: That’s what happens when you only get Hee Haw reruns on your TeeVee.
she’s totally using a bumpit.
You’re all being too cruel. Clearly it’s like the cat who is proud of her kill and wants to bring it to your door to show it off and to share the meal with you. She’s on TV, so she had to put it on her head. Thanks for sharing, Sarah!
Cat owners will understand.
[re=533784]Jerri[/re]: [re=533796]nappyduggs[/re]: Or Going Roni.
[re=534012]Gopherit[/re]: She literally is a bumpit.
[re=533884]Autoo[/re]: Fuck you. There is no “agewrinkled.com” as it turns out. GODDAMNIT.
[re=534049]WonkaBee[/re]: I think you’re confusing “kill” with “hairball”. Even cats are disgusted by those.
[re=534058]Extemporanus[/re]: That is possible. In either case, you can take the twat out of wasilla, but….
[re=534012]Gopherit[/re]: She couldn’t get through the day without the bumpit (actually the use of an entire goddamn wig obviates the need for a bumpit, so the pic may be an exception). She probably has several onhand at all times, safely stored up her hoo-hah.
[re=533983]El Pinche[/re]: Yay!!
My brother had this EXACT hairdo in 1970 for his wedding.
[re=534058]Extemporanus[/re]: Going Roni! Hahahaha..that made me snort-laugh out loud…too loud.
[re=534155]tater tot[/re]: Awesome!
[re=534179]El Pinche[/re]: Due, your Gopherit Rogue cover made me snort too.
(I am so fucking wired now!)
[re=533901]Diana Davies[/re]: Are you implying that she’s also wearing a merkin..?
At this rate, Sarah will be sportin’ a full-blown B-52 bouffant by the time the 2012 election cycle kicks in
[re=534058]Extemporanus[/re]: Haha, yes! Exactly that.
[re=533901]Diana Davies[/re]: I hope not length-wise. Or merkin-wise.
[re=534073]Mr Blifil[/re]: Any hoohah reference just makes my day. And come to think of it, with all the offspring, Sara’s must be HUGE by now (bumpits a kimbo). Perhaps she’s trying to balance it all out with that Grenadier Guards bear skin she’s sporting.
[re=533983]El Pinche[/re]: Dear Wonkette editors,
Please use this pic for every future story about Sarah.
[re=534218]slowuncle[/re]: That could be dangerous. If she became that ironically self-aware I might actually start to like her.
I think I found where she bought it.
http://www.buy.com/prod/mullet-perm-wig-brown-one-size-black/q/listingid/51268189/loc/64935/209644247.html
[re=533821]southern mark smith[/re]: said, “It could be worse–she could not be wearing a wig. Imagine a bald Sarah making that face.”
There’s a rumor going around E!Insider that Sarah Palin’s husband Todd, aka the former “first Dude”, is g.a.y.
Now…imagine this…Sarah Palin has actually removed that wig. What does she look like? Yeah, a GUY. No wonder last fall when she disappeared from public view for 6 weeks she got her manly jaw cosmetic-surgically tapered to look more feminine.
If she’d opted for a platinum blonde wig instead of dark brown (last week her wig had highlights!), she’d be the spittin’ image of Dolly Parton.
[re=533849]JMP[/re]: Speaking of Michele Bachmann, wouldn’t it be a scream if those two — Sarah Palin and Bachmann — got into a cat-fight screaming match during that April fundraiser for Bachmann, and Bachmann pulled Palin’s wig off on stage?
Women who appear regularly on television but who do not have a staff hairdresser routinely use wigs for their television appearances.
I despise Sarah Palin, honest I do. But I don’t think she is going bald. I think Fox News doesn’t want to pop for a hairdresser.
“Mommy, can I do your hair?”
Worse than the wig-gle it around in the rectum was the reverb on her voice in that clip. And that was only topped by her regurgitating drivel.
Edna Boil’s Tundra Emporium
The ‘do says Laura Petrie but the voice says Millie Helper.
[re=534485]thesheriffisnear[/re]: nice, but I don’t think you’ve gone far enough … Millie Helper crossed with Uncle Miltie?
Not only is it a wig — it’s a pigtails wig.
For sure.
If Willow were a real American, she’d drop out of high school and go to hairdressin’ school so she can go to work for Ma.
[re=534496]ShiningMathPath[/re]: How ’bout Marlo Thomas crossed with Sandra Gould
http://macautism.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/gladys-kravitz.jpg
[re=534450]Tim Was Tim[/re]: Said in Down Syndrome dialect, of course.
Looks like Sarah found her Davy Crockett coonskin cap in her childhood toy box. Has anyone in Wasilla lost their dog? It may be sleeping on top of Palin’s head.
[re=534553]thesheriffisnear[/re]: very close — finish off with equal parts Lisa Douglas and Eddie Haskell?
[re=534576]MO Inkslinger[/re]: here’s the canonical head-squatter: [re=533983]El Pinche[/re]:
Perfect. Sarah has always (and loudly) claimed to be a
“Real Merkin”.
[re=534585]wildturtlelove[/re]: the Real Merkin — that’s beyond perfect.
(Damn, the domain name is taken.)
One hundred forty some-odd comments about Sarah Palin’s wig: it’s times like these that I miss Princess Sparkle Pony.
http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/resources/2007/12/HairdoElevatedBig.jpg
[re=534212]Extemporanus[/re]: Ok, another rendition, tribute to your comment and one more for the mutherfuckin road:
http://www.fileden.com/files/2009/2/22/2334311//Untitled-2.jpg
She got her months confused. It ain’t the end of October.
That hideous wig reminds me of the Mom on the Brady Bunch!
It’s not just the wig, but the expression, for some reason, reminds me of the always over-botoxed, Cher.
Well, on an equally lighthearted side, here’s something I think you should take a look at: http://www.pressdisplay.com/pressdisplay/showlink.aspx?bookmarkid=QL0MQZQTWCP5&preview=article&linkid=e3e0e00b-2697-4098-aee2-8d1c5d32b485&pdaffid=ZVFwBG5jk4Kvl9OaBJc5%2bg%3d%3d
Enjoy,
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[re=533841]ShamWow[/re]: After those Hawaii pics? I don’t theeeenk so!
I miss dear old Fess Parker more every day…Sah-rah, Sah-rah Palin, Queen of the Right-Wing Weird…
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