• May 26, 2012

Joe Biden Is Sorry the Irish Prime Minister’s Dead Mother Is Still Alive

by Ken Layne  

Wacky Joe Biden, who will you hurt with jokes now?

How about Ireland, the famous creator of last night’s St. Patrick’s Day celebrations? VP Biden is very sorry the Irish PM’s mother died, but wait, the mother is still alive! This is the exact plot of Friday the 13th. [NBC Washington]

{ 21 comments }

Autoo March 18, 2010 at 11:36 am

I saw on the teevee last night that in Ireland, they *don’t* drink green beer on St. Patty’s Day. How can this be? What is wrong with those lousy Micks?

Mr Blifil March 18, 2010 at 11:41 am

It sucks to tease the Taoiseach.

freakishlystrong March 18, 2010 at 11:42 am

Ole Joe got in a good one on Lizard Cheeeeeny. Something about how she’s now going after Tom Brady for not being a Patriot. I don’t know, I like Joe, every time I see him I’m reminded that Dick is now running the country in the shadows, at least.

Mr Blifil March 18, 2010 at 11:43 am

[re=532992]Autoo[/re]: It’s the immigrant community that holds St. Pat’s Day dear for some reason. Plus the Irish have public drunkenness year ’round, so why make such a fuss over a one day binge?

Lascauxcaveman March 18, 2010 at 11:51 am

[re=532992]Autoo[/re]: Go easy on them. I hear they throw some pretty kick-ass Cinco de Mayo parties in Ireland.

joezoo March 18, 2010 at 11:55 am

Good ol’ Gaffey McGee, gaffin’ it up in the Olde Worlde!

herpezhilton March 18, 2010 at 12:05 pm

Hmmm… You really don’t know your Friday the 13th, do you?

Zadig March 18, 2010 at 12:06 pm

[re=532998]Mr Blifil[/re]: Fun Fact: Ireland actually celebrates St. Patrick’s Day with sobriety.

Extemporanus March 18, 2010 at 12:09 pm

Biden must’ve been under the impression that his motorcade had picked her up.

ddenby March 18, 2010 at 12:10 pm

You think Joe had a few shots of Jameson on the way over?

OzoneTom March 18, 2010 at 12:17 pm

One thing that you can say about Joe — he’s reliable.

jbd March 18, 2010 at 12:25 pm

[re=533011]Zadig[/re]: NO MORE FACTS. Even though they are true.

We must create reality in our own image.

Zadig March 18, 2010 at 12:26 pm

[re=533014]ddenby[/re]: Only a “few”? Joe downed the whole bottle, and threw the empty at an old lady from his motorcade. Which must be why he felt he owed condolences to the Irish PM: everyone looks like the mother of a head of state when Joe’s on a bender.

Lascauxcaveman March 18, 2010 at 12:27 pm

[re=533011]Zadig[/re]: You call that a ‘fun’ fact? That doesn’t like much fun at all. Next thing you’ll tell me is they throw in an extra mass and and the confessionals are open 24 hrs. Yay!

Way Cool Larry March 18, 2010 at 12:28 pm

Leave poor Joe Biden alooooone! He’s just a wacky old vp, with a strangely murderous motorcade…

Way Cool Larry March 18, 2010 at 12:30 pm

what the hell happened to that chick’s arms in “Petals from the Sky” that being advertised on the left????

Zadig March 18, 2010 at 12:34 pm

[re=533025]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: But that last part IS fun for them! There’s nothing a Catholic loves more than feeling guilty about something. Especially masturbation!

Hell, maybe when they get in the confessional, the priest will give them something to be guilty about tomorrow!

Accordion-o-rama March 18, 2010 at 12:48 pm

If this happened to the previous Veep, he’d be all over Fox News reiterating PM’s mom was dead and mocking those that naively thought her alive. Hannity would beatifically nod and ask why Democrats were always to wrong about everything.

Also, the next day she would be dead.

sezme March 18, 2010 at 2:26 pm

Biden is so cute!

ArugulaTeleprompterz March 18, 2010 at 7:20 pm

I covered my eyes while this played. Sometimes I just feel embarrassed for him, and it makes me squirmy.

Rain June 20, 2010 at 2:54 am

Well, it is strange that such joke resulted in the discussion about the Irish. It seems to me it is a pity everything is not so great their as it should be. I’ve seen a great documentary about Ireland. it is easy to download it from this torrent SE http://www.torrentbasket.com . It seems to me we have to respect the natives as these are they who can be called the Irish and preserve the soul of the country.

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