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This is what the NRCC has been sending to reporters today, to show how the corrupt Democratic leadership bought Dennis Kucinich’s vote: an invitation for Dennis’ wife, the Elfin Faerie Goddess Liz, to show up with Michelle Obama and famous Movie Star Scarlett Johansson at some vegetarian photo-op tomorrow. You’ve figured it out, NRCC! Pitch Andrew Breitbart! [Washington Independent]

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  1. RNC’s argument is as clear as day folks!

    It’s because of those vegan harpees that Kucinich has dropped manly meaty meals and become so thin and reedy and easily buffeted by the political winds….

  2. [re=532705]KilgoreTrout_XL[/re]: [re=532708]ManchuCandidate[/re]: [re=532722]Magnus Maximus[/re]: I think the second article by Paul Bedard is just a “Letter to Penthouse”.

    “I never thought it would happen to me at an organic co-op…”

  3. I’ll vote for health care when I get offered a Houston Hummer or a Baltimore Bang Bang! Until then my votes are still with the Lizard People.

  4. AoSHQ, Hot Aire, Malkin, Towne Hall,Levin, Hannity and the “round mound of drug addicted sound “ a begging on bended knee for their posters and listeners too… call the supposed fence sitting Democrats…!

    Apparently they don’t appreciate that those Democrats don’t give a “rat’s patoot” about their emails, phone calls and/or letters.

    If you ain’t part of their voting district they don’t give a randy damn…honey!

    They only care about their constituents’ that vote for them and since you guys and gurls don’t…

    Those bright, baby, blues,of yours…have just turned a soft, deep, dim bulb, brown… and that goes for the “round mound of drug addicted sound”, from Palm Beach, too…

    Yah just gotta luv it…!

  5. At first I read that as Sue Johanson, and trust me, there ain’t enough dope on the face of the planet to make me want to hit that…

  6. Oh, Wendykat. . .

    [re=532748]Extemporanus[/re]: [re=532740]WadISay[/re]:
    [re=532707]SayItWithWookies[/re]: What would I do without you?

  7. A “backup” is not nearly as kinky as a “cleveland steamer,” unless they have a different definition from what I learned from watching “24” with the Thomases.

  8. Suffice to say if I got backup from Scarlett Johansson I would change my vote on just about anything.

    (the safety word is “single-payer”)

  9. [re=532745]wendykat123[/re]: Hey spambot whore – will I find anything as hot as a Michelle-Scarlett-Elizabeth threesome on your piece of shit dating site? If not, then die already

  10. So, if I understand this correctly:

    1. Oppose wildly popular legislation.
    2. Expose unsubstantiated tenuous connection between support for legislation and wildcard legislator.
    3. ???
    4. Profit!

  11. So Michelle would never advocate vegetables unless it bought another vote?
    I haven’t see a conspiracy run these deep since Barbara Bush came out in favor of brussels sprouts.

  12. Nancy and I once had a threesome with Rock Hudson, I recounted my role as deep snapper in “Knute Rockney” and the aptly named Rock,played quarterback. Nancy actually was just a cheerleader but got really bored and passed out following the demise of a fifth of Gordons. Those really were the days my friends.

  13. [re=532797]Jumping Jim[/re]: Who cares!!! My hobbit thinks the same with me. He- is three feet shorter than me, lol. We met online at a Middle-Earth interspecies dating site- K_e_e_b_l_e_r_M_i_n_g_l_e @ c//.o//.m a nice and free place for Elvish- Women and Dwarvish Men, or Orcish Women and Men from Manassas, to- interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends.

  14. How the likes of Glen Beck must weep, knowing that Health Care Reformed passed just because Kucinich wanted to be on the FOX “Brain Room”‘s of forced names/Urban Dictionary entries. Or, was it, as [re=532731]SmutBoffin[/re] pointed out, maybe he just did it for the best Penthouse Forum Letter Ever.

    Who could have guessed that Dennis Kucinich’s vote would be the one that led this country into Socialism.

    [re=532774]Escape Goat Nation[/re]: Win! We must make sure that Jim submits this to whatever Awards there are for best internet porn post. Wonkette can be so much more than a War Blog.

  15. F0ck her Dennis! Do it. If this is what the the commie-hitler world is handing your Elfin-ass on a plate, for the love Jeebus, LIVE YOUR DESTINY! The golf guy who isn’t old/white, never had it so good!

  16. “GOP: Did Kucinich Flip on Health Care to Promote Vegetarian Eating?”

    Well, duh! And you know who else was a vegetarian? (Hint: Hitler!)

  17. I’m confused. Why did they find it necessary to mention her red-headeness? Not only do they hate teh Blacks, but now they are showing their anti-ginger kids bias?

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