This is what the NRCC has been sending to reporters today, to show how the corrupt Democratic leadership bought Dennis Kucinich’s vote: an invitation for Dennis’ wife, the Elfin Faerie Goddess Liz, to show up with Michelle Obama and famous Movie Star Scarlett Johansson at some vegetarian photo-op tomorrow. You’ve figured it out, NRCC! Pitch Andrew Breitbart! [Washington Independent]
Hooray! Health Care Vote-Buying Finally Produces ‘Cleveland Steamer’
Previous post: Wingnut John Shadegg Apparently Wants Single-Payer
Next post: Alex Chilton, 1950-2010
{ 39 comments }
Ok, I get it, Scarlett fondles Michelle’s ass while Kucinich’s hawt wife watches and the GOP is still thinking about healthcare on account of them all being gay.
Too many bong hits and raps on the knuckles from nuns. I don’t get it. Must have got lost in translation.
Watercressgate? The Tofu Dome Scandal? White Collard Crime?
I can imagine that threesome… wrrrorrrrr
I would do everything to that woman with or without a single-payer system.
Arugula Rules? The Leftest Behind series?
RNC’s argument is as clear as day folks!
It’s because of those vegan harpees that Kucinich has dropped manly meaty meals and become so thin and reedy and easily buffeted by the political winds….
Liz Kucinich, Scarlett Johannson and Michelle Obama. Barrys Angels.
Man, Kucinich hooking up with that fine tall drink of water just ain’t right. It’d be like if Gimli scored with Galadriel.
Because if there’s anything that really attractive women want, it’s to be photographed next to an even more attractive woman.
[re=532708]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Thanks, I just got a stiffington.
[re=532709]Troubledog[/re]: You don’t have a (single) prayer.
[re=532705]KilgoreTrout_XL[/re]: [re=532708]ManchuCandidate[/re]: [re=532722]Magnus Maximus[/re]: I think the second article by Paul Bedard is just a “Letter to Penthouse”.
“I never thought it would happen to me at an organic co-op…”
I’ll vote for health care when I get offered a Houston Hummer or a Baltimore Bang Bang! Until then my votes are still with the Lizard People.
AoSHQ, Hot Aire, Malkin, Towne Hall,Levin, Hannity and the “round mound of drug addicted sound “ a begging on bended knee for their posters and listeners too… call the supposed fence sitting Democrats…!
Apparently they don’t appreciate that those Democrats don’t give a “rat’s patoot” about their emails, phone calls and/or letters.
If you ain’t part of their voting district they don’t give a randy damn…honey!
They only care about their constituents’ that vote for them and since you guys and gurls don’t…
Those bright, baby, blues,of yours…have just turned a soft, deep, dim bulb, brown… and that goes for the “round mound of drug addicted sound”, from Palm Beach, too…
Yah just gotta luv it…!
Just wait until Kuchinich finds out about the “Cadillac wives” tax.
At first I read that as Sue Johanson, and trust me, there ain’t enough dope on the face of the planet to make me want to hit that…
Fucking herbiwhores.
Wait. Wait. The repubs have Bachmann and Palin to throw at something.
Meanwhile…
Oooh the Elfin Faerie Goddess Liz…
Oh, Wendykat. . .
[re=532748]Extemporanus[/re]: [re=532740]WadISay[/re]:
[re=532707]SayItWithWookies[/re]: What would I do without you?
[re=532705]KilgoreTrout_XL[/re]: [re=532714]yargisbargis[/re]: Midget + Ass + Salad = Ménage à Toss
A “backup” is not nearly as kinky as a “cleveland steamer,” unless they have a different definition from what I learned from watching “24″ with the Thomases.
Suffice to say if I got backup from Scarlett Johansson I would change my vote on just about anything.
(the safety word is “single-payer”)
[re=532745]wendykat123[/re]: Hey spambot whore – will I find anything as hot as a Michelle-Scarlett-Elizabeth threesome on your piece of shit dating site? If not, then die already
I found this article amazingly easy to masturbate to.
So, if I understand this correctly:
1. Oppose wildly popular legislation.
2. Expose unsubstantiated tenuous connection between support for legislation and wildcard legislator.
3. ???
4. Profit!
So Michelle would never advocate vegetables unless it bought another vote?
I haven’t see a conspiracy run these deep since Barbara Bush came out in favor of brussels sprouts.
Those three frolicking in the White House organic vegetable garden will be the beginning of the end for Monsanto and CAFOs.
Dear Wendykat,
Can I assume that Dennis Kucinich used your site to find the woman he loves?
Best regards,
Us Guys
Nancy and I once had a threesome with Rock Hudson, I recounted my role as deep snapper in “Knute Rockney” and the aptly named Rock,played quarterback. Nancy actually was just a cheerleader but got really bored and passed out following the demise of a fifth of Gordons. Those really were the days my friends.
[re=532797]Jumping Jim[/re]: Who cares!!! My hobbit thinks the same with me. He- is three feet shorter than me, lol. We met online at a Middle-Earth interspecies dating site- K_e_e_b_l_e_r_M_i_n_g_l_e @ c//.o//.m a nice and free place for Elvish- Women and Dwarvish Men, or Orcish Women and Men from Manassas, to- interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends.
WERE THEY WEARING PURPLE BRACELETS?!!?
Or green balloons?
I love that the paper of record for the NRCC is the New York Times. Delicious, delicious irony.
How the likes of Glen Beck must weep, knowing that Health Care Reformed passed just because Kucinich wanted to be on the FOX “Brain Room”‘s of forced names/Urban Dictionary entries. Or, was it, as [re=532731]SmutBoffin[/re] pointed out, maybe he just did it for the best Penthouse Forum Letter Ever.
Who could have guessed that Dennis Kucinich’s vote would be the one that led this country into Socialism.
[re=532774]Escape Goat Nation[/re]: Win! We must make sure that Jim submits this to whatever Awards there are for best internet porn post. Wonkette can be so much more than a War Blog.
Paul Bedard is a common anagram for ‘Dr. Peda-Bear’
F0ck her Dennis! Do it. If this is what the the commie-hitler world is handing your Elfin-ass on a plate, for the love Jeebus, LIVE YOUR DESTINY! The golf guy who isn’t old/white, never had it so good!
I’ve always wanted to pull a wendykat123. I’m just too opinionated and crazy drunk to pretend to be a bot. Is it wrong?
“GOP: Did Kucinich Flip on Health Care to Promote Vegetarian Eating?”
Well, duh! And you know who else was a vegetarian? (Hint: Hitler!)
I’m confused. Why did they find it necessary to mention her red-headeness? Not only do they hate teh Blacks, but now they are showing their anti-ginger kids bias?
Comments on this entry are closed.