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Jim Inhofe Now Showing Gay Al Gore Drawings On Senate Floor

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Oil company employee Sen. Jim Inhofe will go further than most to mock Al Gore, whether it’s by flying to Copenhagen to yell “suck it Gore” or forcing his enslaved grandchildren to build Gore an igloo, out of SNOW — HEY-O! — for his lonely death. Now Inhofe is showing some gay Bill Kristol fever dream of Al Gore’s cock on the Senate floor. Suck it Gore! [Huffington Post]

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  • Bearbloke

    Reaction from Sen. Graham’s office: fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap….

  • queeraselvis v 2.0

    Al Gore and the Angry Inch.


    What this needs is a counter poster showing a caricature of a graying Senator with a curled lip giving it to a bent over young page with their pants down around their ankles.

  • JMP

    Senator, you would have done better to prop up the cover of a more respectable publication, like say the Weekly World News; besides, Batboy has more basis in the real world than denialist conspiracy theories.

  • Ducksworthy

    Sorry. Every time I see this guy’s name I read it as Imhotep and recoil in horror. I refuse to expose myself to the effects of mummy-brain.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Nicolas Copernicus and all his heliocentric-theory fantasists are shaking in their boots right now.

  • XOhioan

    To be fair, he only flew to Copenhagen because he thought it was about chewing tobacco.


    If Sen Inhofe wants to show pictures of naked men on the Senator floor, why doesn’t he borrow some porn from Larry Craig?

  • Extemporanus

    Jim Inhofe? More like Jack Inhofe!


  • Suds McKenzie

    Thats actually David Vitter silly.

  • Extemporanus

    [re=532552]XOhioan[/re]: Inhofe lead a panel discussion on clean Skoal technology that was quite unenlightening.

  • Extemporanus

    [re=532551]SayItWithWookies[/re]: And Jim Inhofe’s the asshole tossing dollar bills in their face.

  • comicbookguy

    [re=532551]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Didn’t you hear? Copernicus and Galileo have been exposed as frauds. Turns out they were colluding together, refusing to share data with the Inquisition, and ridiculing their critics, calling them names like “Simplicio” in the 17th century version of email.

  • Monsieur Grumpe

    Now that’s what I call science!
    Your presentation is very convincing Senator.
    I have a feeling there is an Ig Nobel in your future.

  • snideinplainsight

    Can I just say that this business with the caricatures on the covers of TWS is about on the level of fifth-grader tactics? Could they maybe get some adults to edit the magazine, just for kicks?

  • comicbookguy

    To think I’ve been wasting my time reading commie pinko subversive rags like Nature, Scientific American, and National Geographic (Mao’s little red book in periodical format). Now that the Weekly Standard is on the job, you can send the climate scientists home and stop all that silly research into what makes the Earth livable. We want facts, but we don’t want facts with implications.

  • JMP

    [re=532551]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Inhofe is doing more than that; he’s going to expose those frauds Pythagoras and Eratosthenes with their whole “spherical Earth” theory. It’s just a theory, remember!

  • Gorillionaire

    And the joke is that The Weakly Standard is the “serious” conservatard publication.

  • TubeCity

    It’s disgusting, to show a caricature of a former Vice President naked on the floor of the Senate.

    And nothing has been “exposed,” except that sometimes it snows in winter.

  • JMP

    [re=532567]snideinplainsight[/re]: Oh come on, it’s hilarious! See, it exposes (naked – that’s a pun gettit?) Al Gore as a fatty-fat fat man! He also farts a lot.


  • BobTheBuilder

    Really classy, Senator Imhofe. You’d expect a stunt like that by a second-grader.

    Former Vice President Al Gore doesn’t deserve this. He has more class in one hair of one of his man-boobs than you have in your entire god-damned body.

  • jetjaguar

    …make my enemies ridiculous

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    The Weekly Standard is a gay porn rag? Suddenly I understand how it stays in print.

  • FMA

    [re=532576]jetjaguar[/re]: My only prayer and God answered it.

  • Tommmcatt

    The funniest thing about this whole post is that you people actually think Jim Inhofe responds as other humans do to concerns about class and taste.

    Jim Inhofe is a gigantic bag of day-old smegma. He is not capable of better.

  • norbizness

    We have hearsay, conjecture, and articles from The Weekly Standard that this page is apparently pulling his pud to… those are KINDS of evidence.

  • Beowoof

    You know I read an article the other daythat said our brains are getting smaller. Sen. Inhofe is living proof of this evolutionary discovery.

  • gurukalehuru

    OMFG, he exposed Al Gore´s hairy

  • One Yield Regular

    Is that by chance by the same illustrator who gave us the “Wise Latina” cover on National Review?

  • June Cleaver 2.0

    OMG, Inhofe is man-bear-pig!

  • FlownOver

    [re=532550]Ducksworthy[/re]: See also Bubba Ho-Tep, his Back Home persona for his periodic “Is you is, or is you ain’t mah constitchents?” meetings.

  • FlownOver


    Gore’s Nobel Prize – $1.5 Million

    Inhofe’s NoBrain Prize – One giant bag of lightly salted (etc.)

  • Katydid

    If Inhofe really loved Murrika, he’d kill himself, for the troops, and instruct his widow to put the video on YouTube.

    I can hear my mom chastising me for even thinking such a thing, but I don’t care this time. If anyone needs euthanasia relief, it’s us.

    (OK, if you thought it was “youth-in-Asia” when you first heard of it in junior high, and wondered why anybody was against youth in Asia, raise your hand. ::looks around, puts hand down:: Yeah, me neither.)

  • comicbookguy

    [re=532641]June Cleaver 2.0[/re]: I told you I was super-cereal! Now I’m off to save the world! Woooooosh!

  • lochnessmonster

    And they wonder why the US has such budget problems. How much did this cover blow-up job cost us taxpayers???

  • Snarkalicious

    [re=532664]Katydid[/re]: They actually dropped that one on us in 3rd grade. Wouldn’t have been so bad if the fuckers would have ever, just once, say, WRITTEN IT ON THE GODDAM CHALKBOARD OR GIVEN US THE DEFINITION. I spent the next two years thinking that Chinese kids were all suicidal.

  • GOPCrusher

    It’s easy being a flat-earther when you live in Oklahoma and the tallest building is a 900 ft statue of Jesus.

  • Accordion-o-rama

    Inhofe: Over the past 6,000 years, the friction of sun’s geocentric orbit has gradually rubbed its phlogiston off into space. However, within our lifetimes, we will acquire increased black bile levels to compensate, in accordance with Lamark’s theory (see diagram).

  • S.Luggo

    Senator, there’s a polar bear I’d like you meet. Here, Fluffy, Fluffy, Fluffy.

  • S.Luggo

    [re=532675]lochnessmonster[/re]: It cost us nada. Jimmy yanked it (so to speak) from his bedroom ceiling. Hate to tell you what was holding it up there.

  • comicbookguy

    [re=532664]Katydid[/re]: Dang I thought it was an 80s metal hair band.

  • Starrigavan

    These are the same idiots who freaked out because President Obama put his feet up on the desk? And they display cartoons of a former Vice President naked on the House floor? Thank god they’re showing such respect for the institution. Retarded (satire) douche-bags.

  • Mustang

    [re=532751]wendykat123[/re]: it’s not rong exactly. But if you want a old pervert to sex it up with, maybbe not so much with Wonkette., you mite chek out the barz where senators drink or whutnot.

  • Darkness

    It’s waaay too late to stop human induced climate change anyway. So I’m cheering on the glaciers that will flatten alaska and inhuffa’s house. Told you so, fucker!

  • S.Luggo

    “Wrong” in only the Judeo-Christian sense.

    BTW, I have an email from the FBI. Seems the bureau does wish to exchange thoughts with you. Purely confidential.

    Some guy calls himself “Senator John E.” sends his regards. The check is in mail.

  • CanadianBacon

    Turns out you can judge a book (or a magazine) by its cover. Sometimes you can even judge people that read them by the cover.

  • japan_monster

    needs more gravy!

  • Barrelhse

    Jesus Christ, Inhofe, how much do they pay you? Absolutely shameless.

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    [re=532684]Snarkalicious[/re]: See, when I was in the 3rd grade, I just thought it meant Grandma moved to Japan.

  • slowuncle

    After a commercial break, Fox News brings you the latest on Sen Inhofe’s latest expose’: