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Oil company employee Sen. Jim Inhofe will go further than most to mock Al Gore, whether it’s by flying to Copenhagen to yell “suck it Gore” or forcing his enslaved grandchildren to build Gore an igloo, out of SNOW — HEY-O! — for his lonely death. Now Inhofe is showing some gay Bill Kristol fever dream of Al Gore’s cock on the Senate floor. Suck it Gore! [Huffington Post]

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  1. What this needs is a counter poster showing a caricature of a graying Senator with a curled lip giving it to a bent over young page with their pants down around their ankles.

  2. Senator, you would have done better to prop up the cover of a more respectable publication, like say the Weekly World News; besides, Batboy has more basis in the real world than denialist conspiracy theories.

  3. Sorry. Every time I see this guy’s name I read it as Imhotep and recoil in horror. I refuse to expose myself to the effects of mummy-brain.

  4. [re=532551]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Didn’t you hear? Copernicus and Galileo have been exposed as frauds. Turns out they were colluding together, refusing to share data with the Inquisition, and ridiculing their critics, calling them names like “Simplicio” in the 17th century version of email.

  5. Now that’s what I call science!
    Your presentation is very convincing Senator.
    I have a feeling there is an Ig Nobel in your future.

  6. Can I just say that this business with the caricatures on the covers of TWS is about on the level of fifth-grader tactics? Could they maybe get some adults to edit the magazine, just for kicks?

  7. To think I’ve been wasting my time reading commie pinko subversive rags like Nature, Scientific American, and National Geographic (Mao’s little red book in periodical format). Now that the Weekly Standard is on the job, you can send the climate scientists home and stop all that silly research into what makes the Earth livable. We want facts, but we don’t want facts with implications.

  8. [re=532551]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Inhofe is doing more than that; he’s going to expose those frauds Pythagoras and Eratosthenes with their whole “spherical Earth” theory. It’s just a theory, remember!

  9. It’s disgusting, to show a caricature of a former Vice President naked on the floor of the Senate.

    And nothing has been “exposed,” except that sometimes it snows in winter.

  10. [re=532567]snideinplainsight[/re]: Oh come on, it’s hilarious! See, it exposes (naked – that’s a pun gettit?) Al Gore as a fatty-fat fat man! He also farts a lot.

    Poop.

  11. Really classy, Senator Imhofe. You’d expect a stunt like that by a second-grader.

    Former Vice President Al Gore doesn’t deserve this. He has more class in one hair of one of his man-boobs than you have in your entire god-damned body.

  12. The funniest thing about this whole post is that you people actually think Jim Inhofe responds as other humans do to concerns about class and taste.

    Jim Inhofe is a gigantic bag of day-old smegma. He is not capable of better.

  13. We have hearsay, conjecture, and articles from The Weekly Standard that this page is apparently pulling his pud to… those are KINDS of evidence.

  14. [re=532550]Ducksworthy[/re]: See also Bubba Ho-Tep, his Back Home persona for his periodic “Is you is, or is you ain’t mah constitchents?” meetings.

  15. If Inhofe really loved Murrika, he’d kill himself, for the troops, and instruct his widow to put the video on YouTube.

    I can hear my mom chastising me for even thinking such a thing, but I don’t care this time. If anyone needs euthanasia relief, it’s us.

    (OK, if you thought it was “youth-in-Asia” when you first heard of it in junior high, and wondered why anybody was against youth in Asia, raise your hand. ::looks around, puts hand down:: Yeah, me neither.)

  16. [re=532664]Katydid[/re]: They actually dropped that one on us in 3rd grade. Wouldn’t have been so bad if the fuckers would have ever, just once, say, WRITTEN IT ON THE GODDAM CHALKBOARD OR GIVEN US THE DEFINITION. I spent the next two years thinking that Chinese kids were all suicidal.

  17. Inhofe: Over the past 6,000 years, the friction of sun’s geocentric orbit has gradually rubbed its phlogiston off into space. However, within our lifetimes, we will acquire increased black bile levels to compensate, in accordance with Lamark’s theory (see diagram).

  18. [re=532675]lochnessmonster[/re]: It cost us nada. Jimmy yanked it (so to speak) from his bedroom ceiling. Hate to tell you what was holding it up there.

  19. These are the same idiots who freaked out because President Obama put his feet up on the desk? And they display cartoons of a former Vice President naked on the House floor? Thank god they’re showing such respect for the institution. Retarded (satire) douche-bags.

  20. [re=532751]wendykat123[/re]: it’s not rong exactly. But if you want a old pervert to sex it up with, maybbe not so much with Wonkette., you mite chek out the barz where senators drink or whutnot.

  21. It’s waaay too late to stop human induced climate change anyway. So I’m cheering on the glaciers that will flatten alaska and inhuffa’s house. Told you so, fucker!

  22. woundykatz1234:
    “Wrong” in only the Judeo-Christian sense.

    BTW, I have an email from the FBI. Seems the bureau does wish to exchange thoughts with you. Purely confidential.

    Some guy calls himself “Senator John E.” sends his regards. The check is in mail.

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