SURE WHY NOT  3:49 pm March 17, 2010

Jim Inhofe Now Showing Gay Al Gore Drawings On Senate Floor

by Jim Newell

Oil company employee Sen. Jim Inhofe will go further than most to mock Al Gore, whether it’s by flying to Copenhagen to yell “suck it Gore” or forcing his enslaved grandchildren to build Gore an igloo, out of SNOW — HEY-O! — for his lonely death. Now Inhofe is showing some gay Bill Kristol fever dream of Al Gore’s cock on the Senate floor. Suck it Gore! [Huffington Post]

 
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Bearbloke March 17, 2010 at 3:53 pm

Reaction from Sen. Graham’s office: fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap….

queeraselvis v 2.0 March 17, 2010 at 3:54 pm

Al Gore and the Angry Inch.

WIDTAP March 17, 2010 at 3:57 pm

What this needs is a counter poster showing a caricature of a graying Senator with a curled lip giving it to a bent over young page with their pants down around their ankles.

JMP March 17, 2010 at 3:58 pm

Senator, you would have done better to prop up the cover of a more respectable publication, like say the Weekly World News; besides, Batboy has more basis in the real world than denialist conspiracy theories.

Ducksworthy March 17, 2010 at 4:01 pm

Sorry. Every time I see this guy’s name I read it as Imhotep and recoil in horror. I refuse to expose myself to the effects of mummy-brain.

SayItWithWookies March 17, 2010 at 4:01 pm

Nicolas Copernicus and all his heliocentric-theory fantasists are shaking in their boots right now.

XOhioan March 17, 2010 at 4:02 pm

To be fair, he only flew to Copenhagen because he thought it was about chewing tobacco.

BOOBIES! March 17, 2010 at 4:03 pm

If Sen Inhofe wants to show pictures of naked men on the Senator floor, why doesn’t he borrow some porn from Larry Craig?

Extemporanus March 17, 2010 at 4:04 pm

Jim Inhofe? More like Jack Inhofe!

*RIMJOB!*

Suds McKenzie March 17, 2010 at 4:05 pm

Thats actually David Vitter silly.

Extemporanus March 17, 2010 at 4:06 pm

[re=532552]XOhioan[/re]: Inhofe lead a panel discussion on clean Skoal technology that was quite unenlightening.

Extemporanus March 17, 2010 at 4:09 pm

[re=532551]SayItWithWookies[/re]: And Jim Inhofe’s the asshole tossing dollar bills in their face.

comicbookguy March 17, 2010 at 4:10 pm

[re=532551]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Didn’t you hear? Copernicus and Galileo have been exposed as frauds. Turns out they were colluding together, refusing to share data with the Inquisition, and ridiculing their critics, calling them names like “Simplicio” in the 17th century version of email.

Monsieur Grumpe March 17, 2010 at 4:11 pm

Now that’s what I call science!
Your presentation is very convincing Senator.
I have a feeling there is an Ig Nobel in your future.

snideinplainsight March 17, 2010 at 4:11 pm

Can I just say that this business with the caricatures on the covers of TWS is about on the level of fifth-grader tactics? Could they maybe get some adults to edit the magazine, just for kicks?

comicbookguy March 17, 2010 at 4:15 pm

To think I’ve been wasting my time reading commie pinko subversive rags like Nature, Scientific American, and National Geographic (Mao’s little red book in periodical format). Now that the Weekly Standard is on the job, you can send the climate scientists home and stop all that silly research into what makes the Earth livable. We want facts, but we don’t want facts with implications.

JMP March 17, 2010 at 4:19 pm

[re=532551]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Inhofe is doing more than that; he’s going to expose those frauds Pythagoras and Eratosthenes with their whole “spherical Earth” theory. It’s just a theory, remember!

Gorillionaire March 17, 2010 at 4:20 pm

And the joke is that The Weakly Standard is the “serious” conservatard publication.

TubeCity March 17, 2010 at 4:20 pm

It’s disgusting, to show a caricature of a former Vice President naked on the floor of the Senate.

And nothing has been “exposed,” except that sometimes it snows in winter.

JMP March 17, 2010 at 4:21 pm

[re=532567]snideinplainsight[/re]: Oh come on, it’s hilarious! See, it exposes (naked – that’s a pun gettit?) Al Gore as a fatty-fat fat man! He also farts a lot.

Poop.

BobTheBuilder March 17, 2010 at 4:22 pm

Really classy, Senator Imhofe. You’d expect a stunt like that by a second-grader.

Former Vice President Al Gore doesn’t deserve this. He has more class in one hair of one of his man-boobs than you have in your entire god-damned body.

jetjaguar March 17, 2010 at 4:23 pm

…make my enemies ridiculous

Lionel Hutz Esq. March 17, 2010 at 4:27 pm

The Weekly Standard is a gay porn rag? Suddenly I understand how it stays in print.

FMA March 17, 2010 at 4:27 pm

[re=532576]jetjaguar[/re]: My only prayer and God answered it.

Tommmcatt March 17, 2010 at 4:30 pm

The funniest thing about this whole post is that you people actually think Jim Inhofe responds as other humans do to concerns about class and taste.

Jim Inhofe is a gigantic bag of day-old smegma. He is not capable of better.

norbizness March 17, 2010 at 4:30 pm

We have hearsay, conjecture, and articles from The Weekly Standard that this page is apparently pulling his pud to… those are KINDS of evidence.

Beowoof March 17, 2010 at 4:45 pm

You know I read an article the other daythat said our brains are getting smaller. Sen. Inhofe is living proof of this evolutionary discovery.

http://www.physorg.com/news187877156.html

gurukalehuru March 17, 2010 at 5:05 pm

OMFG, he exposed Al Gore´s hairy

One Yield Regular March 17, 2010 at 5:05 pm

Is that by chance by the same illustrator who gave us the “Wise Latina” cover on National Review?

June Cleaver 2.0 March 17, 2010 at 5:12 pm

OMG, Inhofe is man-bear-pig!

FlownOver March 17, 2010 at 5:18 pm

[re=532550]Ducksworthy[/re]: See also Bubba Ho-Tep, his Back Home persona for his periodic “Is you is, or is you ain’t mah constitchents?” meetings.

FlownOver March 17, 2010 at 5:23 pm

Also:

Gore’s Nobel Prize – $1.5 Million

Inhofe’s NoBrain Prize – One giant bag of lightly salted (etc.)

Katydid March 17, 2010 at 5:31 pm

If Inhofe really loved Murrika, he’d kill himself, for the troops, and instruct his widow to put the video on YouTube.

I can hear my mom chastising me for even thinking such a thing, but I don’t care this time. If anyone needs euthanasia relief, it’s us.

(OK, if you thought it was “youth-in-Asia” when you first heard of it in junior high, and wondered why anybody was against youth in Asia, raise your hand. ::looks around, puts hand down:: Yeah, me neither.)

comicbookguy March 17, 2010 at 5:43 pm

[re=532641]June Cleaver 2.0[/re]: I told you I was super-cereal! Now I’m off to save the world! Woooooosh!

lochnessmonster March 17, 2010 at 5:46 pm

And they wonder why the US has such budget problems. How much did this cover blow-up job cost us taxpayers???

Snarkalicious March 17, 2010 at 5:55 pm

[re=532664]Katydid[/re]: They actually dropped that one on us in 3rd grade. Wouldn’t have been so bad if the fuckers would have ever, just once, say, WRITTEN IT ON THE GODDAM CHALKBOARD OR GIVEN US THE DEFINITION. I spent the next two years thinking that Chinese kids were all suicidal.

GOPCrusher March 17, 2010 at 5:55 pm

It’s easy being a flat-earther when you live in Oklahoma and the tallest building is a 900 ft statue of Jesus.

Accordion-o-rama March 17, 2010 at 6:01 pm

Inhofe: Over the past 6,000 years, the friction of sun’s geocentric orbit has gradually rubbed its phlogiston off into space. However, within our lifetimes, we will acquire increased black bile levels to compensate, in accordance with Lamark’s theory (see diagram).

S.Luggo March 17, 2010 at 6:02 pm

Senator, there’s a polar bear I’d like you meet. Here, Fluffy, Fluffy, Fluffy. http://tinyurl.com/67e8rg

S.Luggo March 17, 2010 at 6:13 pm

[re=532675]lochnessmonster[/re]: It cost us nada. Jimmy yanked it (so to speak) from his bedroom ceiling. Hate to tell you what was holding it up there.

comicbookguy March 17, 2010 at 6:41 pm

[re=532664]Katydid[/re]: Dang I thought it was an 80s metal hair band.

Starrigavan March 17, 2010 at 6:48 pm

These are the same idiots who freaked out because President Obama put his feet up on the desk? And they display cartoons of a former Vice President naked on the House floor? Thank god they’re showing such respect for the institution. Retarded (satire) douche-bags.

Mustang March 17, 2010 at 7:53 pm

[re=532751]wendykat123[/re]: it’s not rong exactly. But if you want a old pervert to sex it up with, maybbe not so much with Wonkette., you mite chek out the barz where senators drink or whutnot.

Darkness March 17, 2010 at 7:56 pm

It’s waaay too late to stop human induced climate change anyway. So I’m cheering on the glaciers that will flatten alaska and inhuffa’s house. Told you so, fucker!

S.Luggo March 17, 2010 at 10:45 pm

woundykatz1234:
“Wrong” in only the Judeo-Christian sense.

BTW, I have an email from the FBI. Seems the bureau does wish to exchange thoughts with you. Purely confidential.

Some guy calls himself “Senator John E.” sends his regards. The check is in mail.

CanadianBacon March 17, 2010 at 11:15 pm

Turns out you can judge a book (or a magazine) by its cover. Sometimes you can even judge people that read them by the cover.

japan_monster March 17, 2010 at 11:17 pm

needs more gravy!

Barrelhse March 17, 2010 at 11:19 pm

Jesus Christ, Inhofe, how much do they pay you? Absolutely shameless.

Lionel Hutz Esq. March 18, 2010 at 12:18 am

[re=532684]Snarkalicious[/re]: See, when I was in the 3rd grade, I just thought it meant Grandma moved to Japan.

slowuncle March 18, 2010 at 6:47 pm

After a commercial break, Fox News brings you the latest on Sen Inhofe’s latest expose’:
Darwingate

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