You Guys, Free Tickets To Sarah Palin's Lesbian Rally With Michele Bachmann!!

How many big-haired wingnut dipshit political gals can you handle at once? How about two? These two. Here, click and get your free tickets. Don't type "truck nutz" or whatever in the forms, type your real info, get your tickets, and GO GO GO and MAKE YOUR VOICES HEARD or whatever teabaggers do. There's a $10,000 super-sexy photo session with Sarah and Michele, too. Wonkette operative "Martinette" says, "I would do it if it were clothing optional." Gross! [ Minnesota GOP ]