REP. LOUIE GOHMERT (R-TX): “They’re gonna pass this on the backs of the armed forces. This should not be passed by anyone unless they eat it. If they eat it, then I’m in favor of them passing it, otherwise, don’t pass it.” Fuck is he talking about? [Media Matters]
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March 16, 2010
Louie Gohmert Shouts Angry Nonsense, About Eating A Bill
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That’s what we get when dumb slobs vote for a guy named Louie.
So he is openly soliciting oral sex on the House floor?
Jim’s not dead!
OK we print it on rice paper, no problem Louie.
Fire up the WAYBAC machine and bring Fat Nadler back. He’ll eat anything.
It’s no coincidence this proposition was made *after* Jerry Nadler’s gastric bypass.
Looks like someone has gotten jealous of all the attention Michelle Bachmann and Steve King have been getting.
The Speaker recognizes Representative Gohmert Pile…
I believe he’s talking about pooping.
The guy’s name is GOHMERT? Like, “Gomer” with a “T”?
You are making this up.
Is he referring to the Amurrican armed forces who while serving and afterwards get government health care?
Reminds me of this scene from Red Dragon
http://www.hulu.com/watch/30447/red-dragon
Gohmert: “He ate the whole bill! Sha-ZAM! Hey Goober, sew your fingers up and talk like Cary Grant!”
[re=531580]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Seriously… he just made a high-brow poop joke on the floor of the House
Ahhh, I see what you did there
passing=pooping
Eat it, Gomer.
Im a Gohmert tomorrow, I worked out real hard t’day.
I sorta prefer this rhetoric to all the RAM IT DOWN OUR THROATS talk.
Still dumb, though.
Democracy is a beautiful thing to see, isn’t it? The reason that the House of Representatives is not the World’s Greatest Deliberative Body (as is the US Senate, just ask them) is because of it being populated at least in part with morans like this.
[re=531581]SmutBoffin[/re]: It’s not that it’s immune to satire. It already IS satire.
NEWELL!!1
Actually, isn’t this the same fuck that called HRC “an abortion” this a. m. to the roars of the millions of teabaggers? That I linked to in an earlier post? Yes.
If there’s one thing the armed forces hate, it’s excessive government spending.
The congressman would like to cede the rest of his time to the representative from North Carolina, Mr. Fife.
“We gotta nip this thing in the bud!”
Get to chewing then. You old backed-up assholes could use some fiber in your diets.
Wait — he was saying earlier today that the HCR bill was an abortion. And now he wants people to eat it? WTF are they doing over at the C-Street house anyway?
I MADE YOUZ A BILL BUT I EATED IT.
Ah, he’s from Texas. That explains it.
“This should not be passed by anyone unless they eat it. If they eat it, then I’m in favor of them passing it, otherwise, don’t pass it.”
Also, seeing that he is a Republican type of fellow, it comes as no surprise that he is into colon advocacy.
Talkin’ shit, man.
[re=531597]Naked Bunny with a Whip[/re]:
oh snap
Hang on, so if someone eats the bill, he will vote yes? Am I the only one thinking, crazy as it is that’s one more vote? This could be the tipping point. Come on Obama, step up to the plate! What are you willing to do for the American people?
[re=531574]Buzz Feedback[/re]: GRILL BILL!
(Sorry, I thought you said “fire up the Weber machine”…)
[re=531600]SayItWithWookies[/re]: I want my baby back baby back baby back…
[re=531602]Way Cool Larry[/re]: That and the teeny tiny weenie.
Louie should just take a clue from the dog in the “Kill the Bill” cinematic masterpiece: try gnawing at it a couple times, then take a huge shit on it and walk away.
Oddly appropriate Black Flag cover lyrics of Louie, Louie
Louie, Louie!
We gotta go.
I said now Louie, Louie!
We gotta go.
You know the pain, that’s in my heart,
It just shows, I’m not very smart.
Who needs love, when you’ve got a gun?
Who needs love, to have any fun?
I said now Louie, Louie!
We gotta go!
Said, now screwie Louie!
We gotta go.
Louie, Louie!
We gotta go.
I said now Louie, Louie!
We gotta go!
Let’s make Mikey taste it first.
This will be in every one of his opponent’s ads this fall. And in 2011, Whereverthefuck, TX will be represented by a goat.
[re=531582]torera[/re]: Actually, that makes his inference make some sense. See, if all Americans had access to government health care, then there would be even less incentive to volunteer to go get shot at in a foreign war being fought for no good reason, and recruitment rates would get even worse.
Or, maybe he’s just expressing his desire to get on the back of a strong, manly military man, who will eat it for him.
Thank God that you are alive, Newell. We were worried.
Republican talking points now brought to you by wierd Al Yankovic.
[re=531605]comicbookguy[/re]: I bet he can get Bill Clinton to do it if they slather some special sauce and a couple all beef pattires on top.
[re=531616]lawrenceofthedesert[/re]: With a Pop Rocks & Tab chaser.
He wants us to get more fiber in our diets. Its the Texas alternative to health care reform -fiber and poop, for the troops.
Apparently political speech now properly includes absolutely anything at all. There is nothing so stupid that it cannot be spoken to good effect on the floor of the house of representatives. The absurd has become banal.
I say let’s defenestrate the lot of them and start over.
So does Gohmert always vote for bills based on his willingness to physically eat them? I can respect consistency, at least.
You are posting from a wireless network from a stripper’s apartment in Vegas because you can’t find your pants, right?
I remember youth.
If they eat it, of course they will pass it after awhile.
And thus began the Great Tea Party Revolution of ’10, when all the nation’s laws were replaced by doughnuts.
Next up: The omnibus reconciliation omelet.
No need to say Louie Gohmert and “shouts angry nonsense” – it is redundant. I don’t know if the man can speak in a normal tone of voice or say anything sane.
[re=531627]UnattendedConsequence[/re]: Oh dear, I fear we would get too caught up in the fun of defenestration and neglect to return to serious matters.
[re=531625]Extemporanus[/re]: Nah, I am skeptical of that alternative medicine stuff. So is Mikey.
[re=531632]Naked Bunny with a Whip[/re]: What Gohmert likes pass is shit.
Eat my Shorts!, Shorts, Shorts
The gentlemen yields the remainder of his time to the 1,000 pound lady with fork.
It looks like eating and passing this thing is just giving the guy gas.
Needs MOR FIBUR…
I’ll step up and eat the bill if Texas secedes first.
Doesn’t matter WHAT you say, as long as you say it loudly and with conviction.
Shouldn’t he be full from eating fish?
Is the bill going to be printed on 2700 slices of whole wheat bread?
So I was on the toilet this morning when my breakfast burrito decided to launch a filibuster. I used almost a whole roll of cloture paper.
If this bill can fit up my republican anal cavity, I will vote for it..it will pass eventually anyole’ ways.
[re=531580]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Cream corn, also.
Remember, the GOP stands for dignitude. Poop jokes in the halls of Congress? Stay classy bitters.
I just don’t know what we would do without C-SPAN…we would never see these comical outbursts…I wish they had this in the state congress
Yeah, that guy is my Congressman. That’s a big part of why I’ve lost all faith in government.
Texans will eat just about anything apparently.
[re=531579]Zadig[/re]: [re=531580]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: “Gohmert’s Piles”?
Ha! It’s funny ’cause its about teh poopies . . . wriggle that bill around in there, Louie.
[re=531976]Extemporanus[/re]:
nice hehe
How interesting that just days later Rep. Gohmert was probably the one who shouted “Baby Killer” at Rep. Stupak during deliberations for major health care related votes.
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