Hey, uhh, this is great! This will DO IT. You people are safe from getting medical care when you fall off your roof again, hooray!
And, uhh?
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Liz Colville (94)
Jim Newell (5412)
Kirsten Boyd Johnson (791)
Wonkette Jr. (617)
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Matt Langer (40)
Garrett Quinn (12)
Arielle Fleisher (385)
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Looks like Joe the Plumber might finally get some business.
I thought these people had more to do with their time but I gotta admit, that looks a lot like Nancy Pelosi…
[re=531235]FMA[/re]: Especially if that’s a government mandated ‘low water use’ shitter!!
Ugh, what an image. yep, that should do it.
It’s nice to see the square-peg-in-the-round-hole crowd are finally taking an interest in politics.
Dear Jesus – who is prowling the youtubes to find these awful things and how bad are the ones that wonkette does not share with us? Must go take vertigo meds.
Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He- is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at an age gap dating site- I EAT POOP , a nice and free place for Older Men, or Older Women to eat poop and Younger Men, to- interact with each other.
[re=531242]kaykel96[/re]: Your boyfriend thinks the same as you? Wait a minute: are you Ginni Thomas?
I’m confused. What was the message of the first video supposed to be?
Is the Banhammer of the Gods in the shop? Or is Baby K. Smith playing with it in his crib?
We have awakened a sleeping dragon.
Why wasn’t the Zombie Pelosi wearing a purple bracelet? She risks losing SEIU support!
that was really dumb– though I thought for a while the bill was going to live through all the idiotic stuff they did, but then they finally figured out that paper can burn.
But why would a gravestone for “Obamacare” have “kill the bill” on it? And why did they say no actual bill was hurt at the end? They didn’t even bother to use a real printout of the bill?
“Secular Stupidest” indeed.
[re=531249]Mr Blifil[/re]: a sleeping Grand Dragon, you mean?
BTW where’s Clayton Bigsby through all this?
It’s performance art for children!
>Teabaggers + Juggalos
Fuck this; time to reset the species. I KAN HAZ NUKULER HAWL0K0ST PLZ
Mom yelling down to the basement: “Son, have you seen my client’s legal briefs?”
Seems like they made the bill look pretty indestructable.
I didn’t make it to the end. Teh stoopid. It herts! Did it really say no actual bill was hurt at the end? That will be true when the thing passes.
why do i suspect that the makers of these fine edukashional videos benefit from the very mental health services that would be provided by the muslin precedent’s health reform legislashuns??
I was really kind of hoping he’d pull the trigger on what appeared to be a 30.06 pressed against the pile of papers just to, you know, see how he’d end up paying for the trip to the emergency room.
A_ge_m_in_gle @ c/o/m??
Spam FAIL
Video 1 is the kind of persuasive, rational argument that is bound to win the day for Aetna, Anthem, etc.
Video 2 is either a holy mystery, the worst-ever Antonioni outtake, or something else entirely.
Grandma’s sign at the beginning of vid 2 should really read “Honky to Impeach Obama.”
[re=531266]V572625694[/re]: Yes. I have been wavering on my support of health care reform, but now I am convinced. “secularstupidest”, whoever you may be, you have done your country a great service. I dig your ebay store, Also.
I only got about halfway through, but, Damn! That is one tough bill! Took a licking but it kept on ticking, stood up to all kinds of vicious vandalism, etc. An inspiration to us all. Guess it was just meant to be.
sECULARsTUPIDest. Dunno about secular, but they’ve got stupidest nailed.
Awww, a widdle kitten — a cute reminder of how your pets will be eating your rotting corpse once universal healthcare passes.
Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The wignut cannot hear the Fox anchor;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.
Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image of a mob, crazed and angry
Troubles my sight: a waste of mindless men;
A shape with walrus body and toothless head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its wide thighs, while all about it
Wind shadows of the useless Twitter birds.
The darkness drops again but now I know
That two centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a teabag gagging,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Wasilla to be born?
[re=531242]kaykel96[/re]: If it doesn’t work out for you sweetie, go to youcandobetter.com.Or call John Edwards. I hear he is free.
Maybe this is just because I am from Detroit, but when I see faux “patriots” like these driving around in Toyotas I get irrationally pissed off.
Oh, and look–a Honda lawn mower.
And people wonder why factory jobs with good health care are disappearing in the US.
Also, why does it not surprise me at all that the person who would make a video like this would own a sword purchased from the Gandalf section of the SkyMall catalog? Bet you 10 Ameros that sword was made in China.
Small-town Ohio ain’t looked this perty on a grim day since “Silence of the Lambs.”
Why is the economy not picking up, with all these teabaggers buying their camcorders and movie props? Fuck, isn’t entertainment supposed to be a component of the Dow Jonze?
Speaking of fuck entertainment, who’s ready to see footage of Johnny go “LaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLa”?
[re=531275]JMP[/re]: Oh, well done!
O Wingnut-tree, half-witted Gospel-bomber,
Are you zombie, vampire, or cyborg?…
[re=531275]JMP[/re]: Priceless. And old Billy Yeats thought he had it rough.
[re=531276]Jumping Jim[/re]: You do? I hear he very espensive.
[re=531275]JMP[/re]: Wasilla! I was wondering where this was going.
[re=531266]V572625694[/re]: Option 2, minus the Yardbirds.
That Kill Bill intretube thing had some catchy beat to it. But overall, was just some retarded, teabaggery shit. So retarded, nothing could flush it down the intertubes.
I only watched a few minutes of the first video, with the sound off, but my take on it is, let’s have fun using weapons on a symbolic representation of that uppity black guy we all don’t like?
Yes?
[re=531280]Chickensmack[/re]: I heard his secret move (speaking of Johnny Edwards, here) is the “kazoo,” in which he places the lips around the secret lady-parts, and buzzes the tune to “Dixie,” or “I only want to be with you” by Hootie and the Blowfish, whichever.
They wish they could do this to Obama.
In the first video, giving the bill eyes made the bill the sympathetic character. Bad art direction.
And I kept waiting for the dramatic moment in Ohio. A tornado sweeping down would have been cool.
[re=531275]JMP[/re]: Vexed to nightmare indeed. Very very fine.
[re=531260]Manos: Hands of Fate[/re]: ““Son, have you seen my client’s legal briefs?””
No, but his illegal ones fit me just fine!
FISRT?!1
BUT WILL IT BLEND?
LOL FAGZ1!!
[re=531272]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: Kind of reminds me of the song, The Cat Came Back.
Y’know, I don’t really know how to say this, [re=531242]kaykel96[/re], and it’s gonna sound kinda harsh, but you need to know: last night wasn’t all that great. It fact, it was horrible. I’d have to say I was equal parts embarrassed for you, embarrassed for me and desperate to GTFO.
And although I sympathize with the way your father mistreated you, that whole spiel about it was a real boner-killer, y’know? Being the ‘older guy’ after hearing that story made me feel just plain creepy, and I don’t like to have others dump on me with shameful thoughts I don’t really deserve. I’m basically a good person.
And seriously, worst beejay ever. It boggles my mind that a beej could be so un-enjoyable. Yeah, I know you were trying, but here’s a hint: “blow” is just a figure of speech. Don’t call me. I can always change my phone number if I have to.
Comparing Obama to Freddy Krueger.
Finally the teatards came up with something more retarded than the “Obama = Hitler” nonsense.
Of course it’s in a strip mall. Of course.
[re=531258]4tehlulz[/re]: Lock in THIS LOCATION as the first target, and hit ‘em where they breed!
Juggaloes is Teabaggers.
[re=531253]Way Cool Larry[/re]: I liked the part where they drilled the paper after attempting to burn it. No, wait, now they’re trying to derail a train with it. No, wait, it just broke a chainsaw and a lawnmower. At this point, I’m thinking Obamacare can’t be killed and will pass because it’s so darn tough.
[re=531312]Extemporanus[/re]: Clip needs more Jesus to remain suitable with Republican sexing standards.
[re=531308]glamourdammerung[/re]: Well, Krueger likes to invade white teenagers’ dreams and slaughter them; while Obama loves to slaughter white people in teabaggers’ dreams. Krueger also played a friendly, retarded alien lizard who disguised himself as a human; retards believe Obama is a Kenyan alien disguised as an American. Finally, both have been filmed with Johnny Depp.
Call me a liberal fag but the words “Obama” and “Care” actually make me feel rather good. Kinda like “Levar Burton” and “Reading Rainbow”.
Obama Care takes a lickin’ and keeps on tickin’.
Boy, there must have been a couple hundred thousand people at that teabagger gathering! Would have been even more but for the foul weather.
[re=531246]StripesAndPlaids[/re]: Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down.
[re=531277]Formerly Preferred[/re]: Toyota’s got tons of plants in this country that employ real U.S. Americans. When manufacturing of the Tundra was halted at the San Antonio plant, they even kept the workers on during the three-month production hiatus (they did community service projects, re-training, etc.).
My poor American flag. I know it’s embarrassed to be seen with teabaggers.
That first clip is unbridled impotent rage and frustration that all of that townhall yelling and screaming came to no end. The teabaggers are loud, but I’ll bet there’re a lot less of them than even they want the country to know. Go Coffee Party!
[re=531246]StripesAndPlaids[/re]: That their mojo is too weak for the big O.
So after the dog and cat try to eat the (treats hidden within the) Obamacare and the dog shits on it and everything else, it still looks pretty much the same – unaffected.
So what I’m taking away from this is that Obamacare is SO great, it will withstand anything you can do to it, intact. (Oh, and maybe it’s time to lay off the shrooms, ICP fans.)
Way to rip off Ralph Steadman, dicks.
[re=531301]white_rabid[/re]:
In the first video, giving the bill eyes made the bill the sympathetic character. Bad art direction.
Generation Schoolhouse Rock is gonna be mighty pissed seeing this sort of abuse to our beloved, albeit lonely, bill.
“Oh, I’m just a bill, a lonely old bill, sitting here on Capitol Hill”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-eYBZFEzf8
[re=531244]loquaciousmusic[/re]: kaykel exposed. BTW–How does this spam not get banished?
[re=531404]Redhead[/re]: The dog didn’t actually shit on it. Any Teabagger who caught that on their little movie would include it. No, one of them picked up a piece of shit and moved it. I hope they washed their hands afterward. They wouldn’t want to get sick, given our lack of access to health care.
I won’t believe these people’s sincerity until they video a the dog with a John Calvin sign on him taking a shit on Obamacare with a picture of Thomas Jefferson on it.
[re=531306]Autoo[/re]: Bravo!!
the billed just totally owned that fag lawn mower.
So with the first video, what’s the message?
If ObamaCare is too big of a load to flush down the loo,
go smear some meat between the pages so your dog and cat will eat it.
Poor animals.
For the first video, that looks about right. To the average conservatard, the health care bill is nothing but unopened and unread stack of papers.
For the second one, I see a few slow moving obese old white people…Day of the Living Diabetics!! oooh scary !!
Started to watch video #1. At one point, the maker of it kind of reveals that he or she lives in a nice house with a green, well-kept, big lawn. I hope that Health Care comes to pass and that, not only citizens get it, but illegal immigrants who happen to be living in the US, especially ones from Ghana and Nigeria, just so that the lily-white tea-baggers choke on their own vomit.
That first one is racist against stationery.
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