Here is the latest piece from our future Wonkette Art Show of Comical Cable News Screen Grabs, to be performed for our alien overlords in 2023. Conservatives struck gold, many months ago, when they successfully branded the Democrats’ deal with Mary Landrieu as the “Louisiana Purchase.” As a follow-up they tried “Cornhusker Kickback” for Ben Nelson’s deal, which didn’t have a clever Historical Reference, but did have two words and a local reference. And then the other nicknames they created were all retarded, the end. TOP UN OFFICIAL SAYS THE WORLD HAS FAILED, indeed. [Daily Kos]
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Man you did not use any of the Urban Dictionary definitions I gave you, you fuck:
“Vermont Special”: Fat guy blows you with a mouth full of maple syrup, then stabs you with a pitchfork and walks to LL Bean.
Ken L.
“Hospital Handout”: You go in for routine surgery, but the doctor ties you up and sodomizes you, vomits in your hair and steals your kidneys.
Jim N.
and Obama pays them $100 million for this service. WAKE UP AMERICA
Ken L.
Two months later, you get a hospital bill for $78,000 already sent to collection.
The “Fox Brainroom” is between the “Fox Buttocks.”
$10 billion for a Vermont Special? That’s a steal at twice the price! http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Vermont%20Special
They left out the “Blue Cross Blowjob.”
Fox brainroom? Are they trying to be funny?
Hurk hurk hurk, oh these wacky Republicans, always with the funny. Seriously, these puerile, intellectually stifled goons wouldn’t know clever humor if it bent them over and fucked them in the ass without lube.
[re=530862]Gorillionaire[/re]: And the ‘Phizer Sanchez’.
There is actually something called the “Fox Brainroom” — Is this so their dimwitted audience will know it is from some really weird “elite”?
“Cleveland Steamer: Free.”
“Fox brainroom” is where Glenn Beck and ORLY hit each over the head with blunt objects Sarah Palin.
The presence of “irony quotes” around everything except “Fox Brainroom” is, without a doubt, “ironic.”
[re=530859]WadISay[/re]: I was just thinking that. “Go up the dank hole, hang a right at the prostate.”
Sometimes, when the attendants aren’t paying attention and I get to huff some Scotch-Gard, I smile and daydream of the Fox Brainroom, where a bunch of guys get drunk all day and just make shit up, each thing more outrageous than the last, the lulziest bunch of trolls the world has ever known.
“Bush Buttfuck: Kajillions”
I cannot recommend the Vermont Special highly enough. Nice body high, clear but flexible thinking, minimal drowsiness, redolent of maple syrup…
I always like to think of Bernie Sanders as the Vermont Special.
What, no mention of the ‘Compassionate Conservative Steamer?’
Why do all of these make me think of creatively named blue plate specials at Denny’s?
All except for the Hospital Handout…that just makes me MAD! Giving money to G*d D*mmned HOSPITALS, with all their healing the sick B*LLSH*T! Only stupid, F-ing NAZI PROGRESSIVES want heal their sick people. It’s B*LLSH*T MAN!
Sheeple!11!
look AT thIs LisT!@!
FlorIda & VerMONT??–boys NCaA braCKet!11
NebRaSka & LoUISiaNa??=girlY NcaA Brckat1!1
thE anOINted OnE haz HacKZor’D te BraKtz!1
The Vermont Special sounds rude. But I’m more interested in FOX BRAINROOM.
[re=530893]user-of-owls[/re]: By God, I think you’re on to something!
The world failed around August last year, keep up stupid Fox Noos
“Hospital Handjob”? Sign me up!
[re=530859]WadISay[/re]: “Two Words, One Cup”?
From the above graphic, it looks like Louisiana is the cheapest whore of the bunch.
And that’s why I love her so.
[re=530881]rocktonsammy[/re]:“Bush Buttfuck”: Kajillions
K-Yillions
Let us not for get the Minnesota Wood Chipper.
Waiting for the “Snowe Jobs Giveaway” and the “Booty Collins”…
And to top it all off, a top UN official says the world has “failed.”
Fox + Brain + Room = Logical fallacy
You know what’s weird…I don’t see anything called the “Halliburton Hi-jack”.
Too bad they forgot the whole inflation thing but Faux never let maths get in the way of a good anger bear masturbation session.
that is the most awesome screen grab in the history of the world.
that is the most awesome use of scare quotes in the history of the world.
I have to give them credit for irony. They got people dressed up in 18th century clothing protesting against the Louisiana Purchase.
the Fox brainroom, little shop of horrors.
The Fox Brainroom, just opposite the Fox Dickcloset.
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Fox Brainroom is where they hide the smarts they find on anyone in the building.
It’s a room where they throw the brains in a big pile, all the brains that the people at Fox News aren’t using. Contains random words. Also.
[re=530987]kaykel96[/re]: Yes, it is, blogwhore. But carry on with the regular whoring. Didn’t you have a wonderful boyfriend this morning?
ShYawn: “Which brain did you get?”
Bleck:”Abby someone.”
[re=530961]comicbookguy[/re]: Good point, the Constitution explicitly says nothing about buying property from France and the founding fathers definitely did not intend us to use government funds for it. Except for Jefferson, of course, but as we’ve recently discovered, Conservatives don’t think he counts anymore.
[re=530941]american mutt[/re]: Foxymoron
I don’t know why you hoity toity libtards are all caught up on “brainroom.” It’s a legitimate part of any respectable home, like a frunchroom or carhole.
“Motor Homing.”
[re=530961]comicbookguy[/re]: So, if understand correctly, $100Mill and France takes Louisiana, Arkansas, Missouri, Iowa, Nebraska, Oklahoma, Kansas, Montana, etc back off our hands?
[Checks pockets] I got $5. Is there somewhere were I can help pitch in?
FoxNew’s Brain Room….Roger Ailes private toilet room? When you shit turds the size of Prius’, you need to privacy…and space.
FYI, the “Vermont Special” is kinda like a “Dirty Sanchez,” but with some Santorum.
No sex in the Fox Brainroom.
The Bushs’ Paraguay bunker: priceless.
Fox Brainroom – because you NEED a whole room to store the ENIAC.
Mmmm, I could go for a Florida Windfall. The only problem is my calf muscles aren’t what they used to be. At least I can still manage a Cornhusker Kickback if I stretch first and the chippy is up for it.
[re=530872]AxmxZ[/re]: Or is it where the Fox News team of over-privileged college Republican interns get ripped on Jagerbombs and go on obscenity-filled rants about how minorities have all the power until they produce some good copy for TV infographs (kinda like Smith Point/Late Night Shots for you DC-ers)?
[re=531134]thursday[/re]: It’s funny because they have hurricanes?
And now, straight from the Fox Brain Room, political correspondent Abby Normal.
The Louisiana Purchase appears to have been quite the bargain. Real men from the North East know how to negotiate. Go Bernie!
“Mama Ho Phongs Happy Ending!”
[re=531060]give us a bob[/re]: Recently I met a British lady here in San Diego and I asked her when the Brits were planning on re-invading the United States and make them a colony again. She laughed hysterically and said they wouldn’t take us back for anything, that I must be insane. I said no this country is full of stupid and crazy, and I want health care. I said, what if we Americans took up a collection and paid the British gov’t to reinvade? She asked what I had been drinking all day and excused herself and got as far away from me as possible. Or maybe she went to SeaWorld to see the killer Orcas.
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