Virginia Majority Leader Screws Old Corpses, Makes Wife Watch
While Morgan Griffith is now merely majority leader of the Virginia House of Delegates, one day he shall become the Republican White Obama, of Ancient Prophecy. Because why the fuck not, right? This is some Real American cred here: "Griffith also has an odd fondness for dressing up like one of his heroes, Revolutionary War Gen. Andrew Lewis. That's a little strange, but there's something about him I've always found even stranger: Griffith was married five years ago in Salem's East Hill Cemetery, next to the dead general's grave." Actually, not Real American enough, nevermind, GTFO -- Confederate generals would be more American. [ Roanoke Times ]