Rielle Hunter Dishes On Gross Sex Affair With Gross Failed Presidential Candidate John Edwards

Are you one of the fistful of Americans who cares what Rielle Hunter does with her life since she bravely bore the child of the android King of Vulgarian Monticello, Mr. Johnny Edwards? Well, read on! Rielle Hunter has completed an interview withGQ and posed for a pantsless photo, just as Susan B. Anthony intended.

Not until Rielle Hunter did this interview did we really think about the fact that, until this point, she did not do any interviews! That was so classy, when she did (not do) that!

Okay, so I know this might be a chick question, but did you know that very first night that you were something special to him?

I did know, yes. I did know the first night. We had an extraordinary night, and I did know that this was unlike anything either of us had ever experienced. And as we have all learned, that was accurate! [laughs] He in fact did say to me the first night, "Falling in love with you could really fuck up my plans for becoming President." And of course I said, "If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans."

Oh well.

 Hello, America, My Name Is Rielle Hunter [GQ]