- A new standard for protest has been set in Thailand, and now Tea Partiers look like a bunch of nancies for not throwing (human?) blood at the buildings of their rivals. [CNN]
- Relations between the US and Israel have reached “a crisis of historic proportions” since Bibi Netanyahu crapped in Joe Biden’s lunch box. [Reuters]
- How much will it cost to save our American communities from frightening Sewer Monsters? Untold bazillions. [New York Times]
- The next time you go to the emergency room, keep a close eye on your vital organs because soon they may have a way of “walking off.” [Washington Post]
- Too lazy to read the DemonCraps’ 14-million page healthcare overhaul document? Read this tasty summary by the liberal Associated Press. [AP]
- Are you not reading this thing because you are not at work, due to a delayed commute on account of horrible wind storms? Join many of your fellow residents of the Northeast, who are sick of the weather. [ABC News]
DAILY BRIEFING
March 15, 2010
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March, it comes in like an African lion and goes out like a lying African.
I always practice “monkey style” political protest, so you can guess what gets thrown onto the side of buildings.
Awww Iswael is upset because US America’s mad at them. Seems Iswael’s idea of good relations with dimwitted schmuck US America is “why can’t you be a good little goyum and turn a blind eye to all our shit like that nice retarded W fella did?”
As for the emergency room organs. Paging Dr Frankenstein!!! Paging Dr Mengele!! Paging Dr Frankenfurter!!!
But in many cities, residents have protested loudly when asked to pay more for water and sewer services.
Americans seem to be fundamentally retarded.
They can take our organs when they pry them from our cold, dead fingers…
Wait a minute. That didn’t come out quite right.
It was a beautiful spring day yesterday in Iowa, by the way.
*pads outside, takes a deep breath, sinks in the mud*
[re=530167]Naked Bunny with a Whip[/re]: Yeah, but ask people to pay an extra 50 bucks a month on their cable bill so they can watch, I dunno, fake wrastling in high def and it’s no problem at all.
“Netanyahu voiced regret on Sunday for what he described as bureaucratic happenstance.”
We don’t believe you, Bibi. Try explaining again.
@Red Zeppelin: That might be an interesting tactic. “I”m sorry sir, but your current sewer plan can only accommodate basic cable.”
[re=530167]Naked Bunny with a Whip[/re]: Whoooa now lil’ buddy, they raised rates up to $13 in 1972 and now they want to jack them up again! Do they think we’re made of money!?
@plowman: I know, I know. I hate having to decide between flushing my toilet or running my central air conditioning at 66 degrees in July while I have three 1000-watt computers running 24/7.
[re=530167]Naked Bunny with a Whip[/re]:
Silly rabbit. Water and sewage service are socialist concepts or as the Teabaggers like to say, the gateway to health care reform.
Poor Israel; the Obama administration should know that the US is supposed to blindly support whatever they do to the Palestinians, no matter how much land they steal or how many innocent people they kill.
While the nonstop rain these past four days has been annoying, it’s still downright pleasant compared to last month’s snows.
@Monsieur Grumpe: The government won’t be able to put fluoride in our water supply if there’s no water! Hah! We win!
“14-million page healthcare overhaul document”? i think you meant to say “declaration of war”
Perhaps healthcare reform would go over better with conservatives if it was cast in terms of war. War on Death, or War on Cancer, or War on (Expensive) Drugs. Something like that.
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[re=530202]kaykel96[/re]: Woah that sounds pretty cool!!
SF almost renamed its sewer treatment facility for GWB. I’m thinking maybe we could rename all the crappers for Reagan et al as a way of ensuring GOP financial support for the needed upgrades.
[re=530177]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: You laugh, but that’s LITERALLY what the Birchers say about flouridated water*. So, basically.
*Nowadays, that is, what with them revising their own history to pretend they’re less tinfoil-hat-paranoid than they actually are. Back in the day, they were pretty sure it was LITERALLY an attempt by Communists to poison people. Along with vaccines and mental health services.
[re=530202]kaykel96[/re]:
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“I don’t care why these pipes aren’t working!” one of the residents yelled. “I pay $60 a month for water! I just want my toilet to flush! Why do I need to know how it works?”
I wept for Mr. Hawkins, and for humanity.
The Times keeps running these long, boring articles about how the fundamental physical structures that sustain urban life are disintegrating which is clearly a plot by the liberal media to force us to have health care and give up our guns.
Amazing that the last President to not immediately cave in to Israel was Bush I who held up some loan guaratees to press the Israelis to stop building settlements in occupied West Bank neighborhoods. That worked pretty well.
the last President to not immediately cave in to Israel was Bush I
And he lost reelection to a chubby hillbilly. Coincidence??!!?!
If you signed an organ donation card, they can take your liver anytime they want to.
[re=530171]Terry[/re]: But don’t strain yourself trying, Bibi buhbie, ’cause we won’t believe your next condescending pretense of an explanation either.
Tea Partiers look like a bunch of nancies for not throwing (human?) blood at the buildings of their rivals.
I’m sure it’s only a matter of time ’til the teabaggers catch up.
[re=530196]Naked Bunny with a Whip[/re]: No Blood For Blood!
[re=530222]mumblyjoe[/re]: Where I live in PA, we still don’t have flouridated water, thanks to the JBS back in the ’50s or ’60s. Compared to places where they do put flouride in the water, the dental health of the local gentry is horrifying. On the upside, though, no commies! So we’ve got that going for us.
Whatever, you Thai pussies! Multiple Miggs, or GTFO!
NY’s handing out female condoms. D.C. needs to start handing out PeePoos to residents and they’ll have the solution to their sewer problem in the bag. Helluva lot cheaper than fixing the pipes, right? I’m sure nobody’ll mind if the National Mall becomes a PeePoo burial Ground.
[re=530295]Deacon Frank Orris[/re]: Must be a small town, because when my town of 20,000 finally fluoridated about 5 years ago, they told us we were the largest municipality in America w/o fluoridated water.
[re=530295]Deacon Frank Orris[/re]: I went to college down there, so I’m pretty sure there are at least a *couple* of communists. Just sayin’.
Err, not that I’m a communist. I just, umm… *know* a few. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
Umm, not that I’m going to name names. I mean, not name names. I mean, I don’t know any communists, either. What were we talking about?
<i<Too lazy to read the DemonCraps’ 14-million page healthcare overhaul document? Read this tasty summary by the liberal Associated Press.
I read that whole article, top to bottom, and they said nothing about the death panels or the socialisms. Pretty sloppy reporting, AP.
[re=530354]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: Pretty sloppy HTML tags, caveman.
“[Biden received] assurances from Netanyahu that building at the site … would not start for years.”
Bibi was paraphrasing what said Czar Nicholas said when asked whether setting Russian troop trains in motion in August 1914 might lead to a contretemps with Russia’s teutonic neighbors.
I sent it in as a tip, but how awesome is this picture?
Karl Rove getting the bum out at his own book signing with his very own protest record.
so great and balls of brass!
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