Many Exciting Non-Political Things Are Happening Today
A new standard for protest has been set in Thailand, and now Tea Partiers look like a bunch of nancies for not throwing (human?) blood at the buildings of their rivals. [ CNN ]
Relations between the US and Israel have reached "a crisis of historic proportions" since Bibi Netanyahu crapped in Joe Biden's lunch box. [ Reuters ]
How much will it cost to save our American communities from frightening Sewer Monsters? Untold bazillions. [ New York Times ]
The next time you go to the emergency room, keep a close eye on your vital organs because soon they may have a way of "walking off." [ Washington Post ]
Too lazy to read the DemonCraps' 14-million page healthcare overhaul document? Read this tasty summary by the liberal Associated Press. [ AP ]
Are you not reading this thing because you are not at work, due to a delayed commute on account of horrible wind storms? Join many of your fellow residents of the Northeast, who are sick of the weather. [ ABC News ]