Look at these ten losers — just absolute losers, these people, the Tea Party celebrities — with their cartoon video about going to Harry Reid’s empty bumfuck hometown to make catcalls about his critically injured family or whatever, and maybe have a few brews. And when stunts like this manage to knock the tepid, center-right, pro-life elderly Mormon majority leader out of office, we’ll be thanking these losers for saving us from Socialism and Communism. [YouTube]
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Needs more isms.
I don’t really get the Teabaggers’ obsession with ineffectual Democratic leaders just because they happen to hold the top position somewhere. I mean, by their standards, we should be trying to oust Michael Steele instead of pointing and laughing at him, and we shouldn’t see Ayatollah Starbursts* as a threat.
Huh; while I knew about Jackson, who apparently was not acting when she did her bimbo characters on SNL, I had know idea Garibaldi was a teabagger; that’s disappointing. Then let’s see; we’ve got three conservative jokes (Breitbart, the fake plumber, and the quitter); who the fuck are the other five?
Victoria Jackson? Victoria fucking Jackson? Jesus wept.
How can you massa-bate to this?
Note: I loved you in B5, Garibaldi, but damn Bester really must have fucked with your head.
So the Wasilla Snowbilly is going to Harry Reid’s hometown along with Andrew Breitbart, Victoria Jackson and Joe the Plumber? Well I hope someone besides her is doing the driving — because Sarah Palin couldn’t find Searchlight with two hands and a hairy ass.
Victoria JACKSON? What, was Zsa Zsa Gabor not available? Or dead? Her 15 minutes were 30 years ago, and anyone who’s old enough to know who she is knows she’s a ditz.
That’s what the teabaggers get for reading the Bible all day instead of keeping up with pop culture.
Victoria Jackson hasn’t looked like that since 1987.
Let’s see– failed plumber, failed comedian, failed journalist, failed radio talk show host, failed VP candidate, failed actor, and a whole bunch of other people so little known they must be failures by definition.
I guess this appears to be the campaign message of the Tea Bag Party- “The Party of Failures for Failures”
RW celebretards leading a mob of losers into the desert. Sounds like a good plot for a movie.
[re=529881]Scaggsville guy[/re]: Could you imagine Jackson and Palin having a conversation? The stoopid would be hilarious!
[re=529877]Dashboard_Buddha[/re]: Conservatives appear to be so hard up for celebrities that’ll support them they’ll give air time to anyone no matter how Z-list they may be or how batshit insane they are. I can see a commercial now for another Teabagger event- “And also featuring an appearance from that guy who robbed an old lady and got thrown into jail on an episode of Law & Order.”
Oh, by the way, here is some Victoria Jackson poetry she so kindly provided on her website:
The Coyote
Walking my fluffy little dogs up the canyon
Wondering “Why Can’t We All Just Get Along?!”
I’m suddenly stopped
By a brave and menacing coyote
He wants to eat my dogs
I raise my arms to flap him away
He looks me in the eye
I flap again and scream
He slowly and reluctantly saunters away
He looks back one last time
The devil in his eye
And there is the answer to my question.
by: Victoria Jackson
Nov. 14, 2008
She’s very talented, isn’t she?
Oh. Garibaldi from [i]Babylon 5[/i] is a teabagger. I haz a sad.
At least I can thank the station in Vegas (KDWN) that airs Heidi Harris for the presence of satellite radio in my cars and home. It was the only station I could get, and I just couldn’t listen to that shit.
[re=529882]Tommmcatt[/re]: True, but Jackson’s killer ukulele chops have made her latest smash hit —
“There’s a Communist in the Whitehouse” — the “Freebird” of teabaggers.
Of those 10, I’ve only heard of 4, and two of those are Joe the Plumber and Victoria Jackson.
[re=529893]Tommmcatt[/re]: Bitch has some punk dogs.
haha these days Victoria Jackson looks like Ethel Mertz:
http://blog.zentwist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Victoria_Jackson.jpg
[re=529893]Tommmcatt[/re]: Don’t laugh. She now qualifies as the greatest conservative poet ever.
Now we’re fucked — they’ve unleashed their A-Team.
[re=529906]Judas Peckerwood[/re]: A-Team? Not without Howling Mad Murdock.
And are they really going to drive to Searchlight and protest in front of the five people who live there? Or just hang out at a Vegas buffet and talk about the glory days of 1980s SNL?
Who is Sarah Palin and nine people who don’t matter?
Oh, the [lack of] humanity!
[re=529906]Judas Peckerwood[/re]: “I teabag the fool!”
[re=529915]Dr. Spaceman[/re]: Worst gangbang ever?
Needs moar Kirk Cameron
[re=529915]Dr. Spaceman[/re]: You imply that Sarah Palin somehow matters. She’s already no more than a Trivial Pursuit question, it just hasn’t sunk in for the slow-learners yet.
[re=529871]Simba B[/re]: It goes back to the days of Reagan demonizing Tip O’Neill and the long standing tradition of conservatives being encouraged by the Republican Party to assign the blame for all of their life’s failures on concrete, tangible entities, such as specific Democratic political leaders.
That is the first and last time I will ever use the word “concrete” in reference to JelloSpine Harry Reid.
So they are all getting together to mock Reid’s wife and daughter? Seems a bit ambitious for a cheap joke.
I know it would turn off their base, but you’d think they’d try to have one “headliner” who isn’t whiter than clotted cream (or an entertainer who’s worked in the last 5 years).
Which one was driving the semi that sent Harry’s wife and daughter to the hospital? And did it have trucknutz?
[re=529877]Dashboard_Buddha[/re]: Bitch was an early adopter of the “Obama = Antichrist” meme. As far as I’m concerned, she fits right in with the Alister Andersons of the world, the poor oppressed True Christian minority…
http://bit.ly/910IaM
but as it happens I really don’t see how a Christian conformist and a libertarian gun-nut can live in the same body without serious cognitive dissonance, but there’s teabaggery right there as its own weird form of schizophrenia
There is a lot of potential here…
<richard dawson>
Who’s ready to play THE FEUD?????
</richard dawson>
On the right, we have (those clowns).
On the left, we have Al Sharpton, Sean Penn, Susan Sarandon, Al Franken, Rosie O’Donnell, Bono, Jane Fonda, Sinead O’Connor, Michael Moore, and the ghost of Thomas Jefferson!
Maybe they’ll all get converted to Mormonism.
[re=529890]Scooter[/re]: Or what Burning Man would look like if it was funded by Dick Armey.
[re=529880]SayItWithWookies[/re]:
Yeah, and imagine a woman who insists that people give her family privacy is going to Reid’s hometown (right after his family was in a bad car accident). One might get the idea that she’s a hypocrite or something.
Hey this looks like an event to be filled with the olds and the RV’s will fill the local Wal-Mart parking lot for the over night courtesy offered by Wal-Mart.
The did leave off the video the corporate sponsors of the teabagger party which seems unfortunate in folks understanding exactly who they are siding with.
I also noticed the ads for charter busses: where did they ever come up with that many short busses?
[re=529945]Terry[/re]: A republican hypocrit, I am shocked, shocked I say.
[re=529949]Beowoof[/re]: In this environment and democrat who can’t spell hypocrite should be very ashamed.
[re=529938]zhubajie[/re]:
Better yet, they get absorbed into a FLDS compound.
They forgot to tell everyone to bring their Fupas.
That’s a whole lotta stoopid in one place. Are we sure the universe can handle it? Seriously, the last time that much stoopid joined forces dubya got reelected.
[re=529902]Scaggsville guy[/re]: She does look like Ethel Mertz, but Ethel could tell a joke and was true friend to Lucy (going along with all those wild schemes).
[re=529899]gurukalehuru[/re]: I’ve only heard of two – JTP & the Half-Gov.
“Tea Bag Celebrities”?
Clearly, a use of the word “celebrities” Previously Unknown To Modern Science.
(Victoria Jackson? A celebrity? Next thing you’ll be saying that the GOP ran Sarah Palin for Vice Pre . . . .
What?
You’ve got to be kidding.
Never mind.)
I see that Jackson’s booking agent also represents Andrew Dice Clay, Rich Little, and Carrot Top. Maybe if she gets sick they’ll fill in. At least Mr. Clay would spice it up a bit, Mr. Little could do a Jack Benny impression, and Mr. Top would…well….suck ass.
What’s their beef with Reid? He’s downright tolerable compared to that grinning spendthrift hobgoblin Nancy Pelosi. Why don’t they go annoy her family or is there a shortage of WalMarts and Morrisons in San Fran and Baltimore?
I like the symetricality of their gender order. And places for the RVs to park. They know how to arrange a teaparty.
Christ, is that guy still calling himself “Joe the Plumber?” Enough with the stage name, Sam Wurlitzer!
I bet they hold up Victoria Jackson as proof that there are conservatives in Hollywood. And she’s been out of work for her political views, not her lack of any perceivable talent.
Hopefully Tierra Santa Inc. is supplying the buses for this clusterfuck. Given the teabaggers’ belief in freedom from regulation, I don’t see how they could in good conscience use one of the other bus lines.
[re=529960]plowman[/re]: SF is virtually impenetrable to Tea Baggers as we purposely surrounded ourselves with a ring of gay bars and if that doesn’t scare them away, we have a crack squad of Ninjas made up of elite members of Code Pink and Burning Man artists to chase them away.
[re=529877]Dashboard_Buddha[/re]: “Victoria Jackson? Victoria fucking Jackson? Jesus wept.”
Are you kidding? She’s like the mensa “Big brain” of the teabag set.
Criminy. And the question to the above answer is “Who are ten people that make Harry Reid look good?”
Isn’t the Nevada Senate election in November?
LOOK OUT HARRY REID. “Wayne Allyn Root” has got you in the sights of his Love Gun!
[re=529968]Hooray For Anything[/re]: Not to mention the absurdist counter-protesters, who make at least as much sense as the “government hands off my medicare” crowd.
http://laughingsquid.com/san-franciscos-answer-to-westboro-baptist-church/
[re=529878]ManchuCandidate[/re]: [re=529894]doloras[/re]: Something tells me Mr. Garibaldi took one look at Hopey McChange and suddenly started having flashbacks about the Shadow Wars.
What you’re looking at in them there celebrity squares is the Tea Party’s shadow cabinet, with queen Esther as Presdint.
[re=529877]Dashboard_Buddha[/re]: As my belle-mere said to the flasher, “Hmmph. Is that the best you’ve got?”
Stay classy, teabaggers.
[re=529978]comicbookguy[/re]: Gotta love the Westboro Baptist Church gang getting Rick Rolled. Well played SF protesters, well played.
So this must be costing the tea party, what, about $100,225? (100K for Her Hillbilliness and $25 each in poker chips for the rest of them?)
The sad reality is that Reid ought to be culled from the herd. How is it that twice in the last 10-15 years the senate dems have had a leader who couldn’t even get re-elected?
[re=529995]artpepper[/re]: Not even that much. Five of them paid to be included.
Everyone seems to be ignoring the “…and many more” celebrities promised by the ad. This could be really big! Romney? Cheney? Other Cheney? Who knows!
[re=529898]Extemporanus[/re]: Gee, I thought Retard was just a character V. Jackson played on TV. Apparently she’s not really an actor at all.
[re=529979]eclecticbrotha[/re]: IMPEACH PRESIDENT CLARK! I mean, OBAMA!
Searchlight? Why not Borax or the Wafflehouse outside of Zzyzx?
Melanie Organ is just happy to get a paycheck. She’ll probably get fired somewhere along the way..AGAIN.
[re=530006]BeWoot[/re]: Victoria is retard playing the retard disguised as another FoxNews contributor.
I don’t even know who five of those people are, and I wish I didn’t know who the other five were. At least Victoria has an excuse — she’s an imbecile.
I thought bottled water was going to be most important, but it was actually patriotism.
I’ve decided to learn about the people on that poster that are so White that Palin sticks out like an AUSLANDER!
This is Heidi Harris:
http://www.heidiharris.com/index.php?option=com_easygallery&act=photos&cid=4&Itemid=32
Why do these cretins think it’s such a swell device to close their ads with the sound of fake movie gunshots? Haven’t we had enough politicians shot yet? Vicky’s imbecility is kinda cute, but this “shootout” idiocy is too vile to be passed over. It’s like those droolers down in Louisiana who thought hanging a bunch of nooses on their school tree was, you know, cool.
A veritable who’s who of who the fuck are you.
Three of the super famous celebrity teabaggers are named Roger Hedgecock, Wayne Allen Root and Joe the Plumber.
That’s gonna be one hell of a lame assed porno. Especially if Brietbart is the fluffer.
Jim: [consoling Bart] What did you expect? “Welcome, sonny”? “Make yourself at home”? “Marry my daughter”? You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons.
[re=530002]AddHomonym[/re]: Maybe the lesser-known wingnut Baldwin brother? Or is he too big a name for such an august assemblage as this?
Is Joe the Plumber gonna have a three-way with Sarah and Vicky while Melanie gives Wayne a hand job and the rest watch? I might consider showing up if they do that…
Oh Karma Police, as long as Palin and Joe the Shitflow are inexorably linked…..we shall be justified and fruitful snarkateers. It’s our Comstock Lode…It’s our house advantage over these holy-moly rollers.
[re=530023]Hunger Tallest Palin[/re]: Needs moar ladyboy shemale trannys.
[re=530020]Escape Goat Nation[/re]: WTF? I know it’s Vegas and all. But I’m surprised the Tea Party would associate itself with a woman who does a sex show with a live snake.
[re=530022]Hunger Tallest Palin[/re]: That sums it up nicely.
I’ve seen most of these faces on bulletin board in the post office.
Does anyone know why they depicted Harry Reid as Scooby Doo in that GOP powerpoint?
I get the Cruella Deville = Nancy Pelosi, and the Joker = Kenya Guy, but I just don’t have any idea why Scooby Doo has anything to do with Reid?
Scooby Doo is widely beloved by multiple generations. Anybody help me? There has to be an answer…
[re=530043]iburl[/re]: Scooby couldn’t round up a quorum of poodles.
In other news:
http://www.californiateaparty.org/announcements.asp?Rt=2&Cat_ID=1&ID=17
April 01, 2003
State Sen. Roy Ashburn, R-Bakersfield, who represents Barstow, Big Bear City, Needles and Twentynine Palms, jumped aboard the tea-bag protest after his parents donated some tea bags.
***
Not touching that with a ten foot tickle-pole.
[re=529956]The Lucky Wife[/re]: You have to be really old to remember Victoria Jackson. I am embarrassed to admit that I was a fan.
[re=530045]S.Luggo[/re]: You don’t need a searchlight to find the Ashburn.
Why does Roy’s Ashburn? The teabag was still hot.
Old people lynching old people. Rodeo clowns. Radio clowns. Tie Grandma to the RV bumper, but get your ass to Searchlight.
I wish it was the old days in Nevada, when Joe Pesci said, “Hey, Frankie… I want you should go dig a hole for me in the desert.”
What about Crusty Santorum? Is he too dignified for this clambake? Is he holding out for Dancing With The Stars?
[re=530045]S.Luggo[/re]: Heh. Big Bear. Heh.
Apropos of Wayne Root, can someone please explain this analogy he’s proposing: Obama = Tiger Woods of politics?
http://bit.ly/99LW8h
Maybe because both are half-breed Muslin Buddhists who get more trim than Wayne Root?
[re=530045]S.Luggo[/re]: So these idiots have been around for over 7 years? Wow; who knew? And, I thought the video had a real “Gilligan’s Island” quality to it, especially the B&W era where they ended with “And the rest” instead of naming the Professor and Mary Anne, since nobody knew who the fuck they were either.
Roger Hedgecock is the disgraced former Mayor of San Diego. He got tossed from office for something like 14 counts of perjury on his campaign documents. He’s a sociopath with “a cavalier attitude toward the campaign finance laws that he violated” according to the letter written by the DA at the time who was trying to get him the max. They settled for just making sure he left office and never approached another one. He was a Democrat and legalized Black’s Beach (a nude location near the Glider Port at Torrey Pines) until they figured out that more people were going there than went to Padres games. Seriously, it did. Anyway, as soon as he gets tossed, his political buddies (i.e., the guys he was taking money from and lying about) got him a talk radio gig where he turned immediately to inciting the old farts and the stupid against the Government. He’s been a vacation replacement for Rush Limbaugh several times. I’ve been on the show in the early 90′s when I was politically active and he’s obviously in this for himself. He loves attention and rants when a restaurant server doesn’t know who he is. A producer once told me, “We don’t know when he arrives (to the station) and when he leaves and we don’t care.” He’s a fraud in more ways than you can count. He doesn’t believe a damned word he says on the air, which is obvious during commercials. He “covers” local elections at the big hall downtown where they have election night hoopla. He’s an asshole out to line his own pockets and always has been. When the D’s didn’t give him enough, he figured out the R’s had the money and he’s never looked back.
Freedom Trays!
Hedgecock..another fine patriot who got out of serving his country. Acne…maybe they could play connect the dots on his disgusting conservative face…douchebag
[re=530053]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]: Obama is BLACK!1!11 That’s all you need to know.
The estimable Mr. Root had a link to Mary Starrett: ‘Keep America Safe – Get Naked’ which seemed quite promising to me, until I discovered that it was a rant about airport scanners. I am now attempting to console myself with the thought that I almost certainly wouUld not enjoy seeing Ms Starrett naked.
[re=529890]Scooter[/re]: A good plot for a movie, but only if ends with a lot of Kool-Ade.
[re=530006]BeWoot[/re]: [re=530012]El Pinche[/re]: Palin’s going to introduce Victoria by saying, “This is what Trig will look like when he grows up and gets a sex change.”
[re=530046]gurukalehuru[/re]: She did do a pretty good [funny] Roseanne Barr.
[re=530065]1dering[/re]: Hah! Didn’t know Hedgecock dodged the draft because of acne. ¿Es verdad?
no coloreds?
[re=530066]x111e7thst[/re]: I remember Mary Starrett from AM Northwest, the morning show on KATU (the ABC affiliate in Portland), in the early 80s. I also remember thinking it would be nice to fuck her, and I would like her to know that she remains the object of this socialist’s lustful wriggling-in-excrement thoughts. Since the comments at teh Wonkett turn up on google searches, it may well come to pass that Mary Starrett herself might find this comment and vomit. Don’t puke on the snorkel, Starrett.
Probably just teasing us and trying to get our hopes up, but Huffpo reports that evil war monger and extremely elderly person Henry Kissinger is in hospital.
Who would travel to the desert to see Wayne Allyn Root? I could understand Stephen Root if he was going to dress as Milton or Jimmy James.
I’ve been to Searchlight. It’s a real hell hole.
No joke. There’s no there there.
Could be an interesting reunion between JTP and $P: http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Politics/The-Vote/2010/0213/Joe-the-Plumber-is-back-and-he-still-can-t-stand-McCain-or-Palin
[re=530083]desertwind[/re]: You are absolutely correct. I think Searchlight is where the planes dump their latrines before landing in Las Vegas.
Last question: Who are Heidi Harris and Melanie Morgan, and why do these creeps alliterate?
[re=530078]gurukalehuru[/re]: I hope Kissinger’s in prison hospital, awaiting a trip to Spain or Netherlands…
Ugh, Searchlight. The only inhabited area on the ride from Laughlin to Vegas. Speed limit changes from 65 to 50 to 25 in about a quarter of a mile as you enter and there is a parked police car with a dummy in the driver’s seat to scare you and make sure you slow down. Very effective. According to my dad they WILL ticket you.
That’s mighty white of them.
I just got finished installing DOS 6.22; what’s the command to delete all Republicans?
[re=529960]plowman[/re]:
They’re going after Reid because they think he’s dead meat and they want to be early in line to take credit for it. This combination of venal shrewdness and stunning fuckwit stupidity is how all your modern astroturf movements look. The guys who sign the checks are not on the masthead.If Joe and Vicky were actually in charge of anything, how effective would it be? Same for Caribou Barbie.
[re=530050]artbot2000[/re]: The crusty santorum is in the corners of Joe-the-plumber’s mouth…
Wow, so “Joe” The “Plumber” isn’t dead yet? Sigh.
I presume this “Burning Man 4 Halfwits” stunt is engineered to rouse Teh Left’s ire as a result of their jihad against Reid, who the real left in America (all 47 of them) loathes with a passion.
What to do if their freak-show caravan breaks down en route?
Let the hungry coyotes eat, says I.
[re=530097]AKAM80TheWolf[/re]: “what’s the command to delete all Republicans?”
C:\del trig all
What time is Jeff Gannon’s cock scheduled to speak?
I would have bet a bag of dicks that Joe the Plumber would be a professional wrestler by now. Why is this a better career choice?
This is going to be a “greatest hits” of thoroughly debunked e-mail forwards. I can hardly wait to hear about Pelosi’s travel habits (looks sideways at plowman), Obama being born from a Kenyan jackal, etc.
The teabaggers are a bunch of failures, and they know deep down that they are failures, and instead of taking any personal responsibility for themselves, simply want to blame “liberals” and the black guy in the White House. The other clowns are too stupid to know what is in their best interest so they throw a temper tantrum because Fox/Rush/voices in their head/etc. told them to. Of course, there is overlap between the two groups.
I admit to a morbid curiousity about if vultures automatically start circling hoverounds, so there is at least one benefit to the fools tantrum in the desert.
I’m interested in the relationship between the Paultards and the Teabaggers. Nate (or Tom?) at 538 claims the latter is a practical extension of the former. At a minimum, both of them think that if you believe hard enough, you can make pigs fly (even the lipstick-on-a-pig pigs). Which means…
[re=530110]glamourdammerung[/re] is correct: these are incompetent people who don’t understand they are incompetent; stupid people too stupid to know the extent of their stupidity, and confusing their own bullshit with real knowledge. And because they think Belief is Good, they feel good about believing it. Here’s a more Neil Peart-ish and undergraduate version of the same:
http://www.integralworld.net/augustine7.html
There are people who actually believe this stuff.
re=530112]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]: “Grounding Integral theories on formal logic” sounds like exactly the sort of thing our Sainted Snowbilly does between the meth binge and the airborn wolf hunt.
As she herself has often remarked:
“Im allgemeinen Sinne, (den wir im Laufe der Diskussion noch verfeinern werden) stehen diese 5 Energieebenen grundlegend mit den 5 Bewusstseinsebenen in Beziehung. Entsprechend den Traditionen sind diese Energien nicht dasselbe wie Bewusstsein; weder kann Bewusstsein auf diese Energien reduziert werden, noch können diese Energien auf Bewusstsein reduziert werden. Stattdessen begleiten und unterstützen diese Energieebenen ihre entsprechenden Bewusstseinsebenen sodass die grobstoffliche Energie das grobstoffliche Bewusstsein unterstützt, eine subtile Energie die Unterstützung eines subtilen Bewusstseins
ist, eine kausale Energie das kausale Bewusstsein unterstützt, und so weiter.”
[re=530113]x111e7thst[/re]: You know who else used to say “Bewusstsein unterstützt?”
Happy 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317… Day!
[re=530115]El Pinche[/re]: Back at cha
[re=530113]x111e7thst[/re]:
Dass ist der verdammte “fuehlst du mein Hertz schlagen” Text…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbYC9dxUOEc
Will the media be supplying Moron to English translators? (A couple of German translators too maybe.)
[re=530112]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]:
Conservatards=Teabagtards=Paultards
The relationship is that the Paultards spell check the Teabagger’s Obama Hitler signs and run their web sites. Of course, the conservatards buy all the sign material like the crayons and cardboard.
The Tea Party “movement” (as in bowels) is a feeble attempt to erase the history of republican failure. I’m not a Republican, I’m a Tea Party Candidate who believes in the principles of Thomas Jefferson and George Washington!! Yeah, let’s conveniently overlook Dubya, Pappa Bush, and Raygun.
[re=530119]Binky[/re]: For the German maybe this will help you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1Sq5iEJv8o&feature=related
when I need to understand Moran I just huff a bunch of glue, or gasoline.
[re=530120]El Pinche[/re]: Conservatards=Teabagtards=Paultards
Exactly. None of them are Republicans after Dubya. They are “conservatives”, “libertarians”, or whatever that just happen to vote Republican and bash Democrats at every opportunity (even if they have to generally fabricate a reason).
Also, I have a hunch that Mr. Layne knows if hoverounds are the vulture magnets I suspect them to be. However, I am a bit afraid to ask him as I hear he knows things. Terrible, terrible things.
[re=530120]El Pinche[/re]: Heads up. Thomas Jefferson has now been 86′d from the Texas history textbook standards as of last week sorry to hear. Probably the deist thing and slave fucking maybe also the Enlightenment and Humanism I guess. I don’t get it after all these years of “Jefferson yadayadayada”.
[re=530125]102415[/re]: so if jefferson is out, does that mean we can claim him? and water the tree of liberty with teabagger blood? Or bang slaves, whatever?
[re=530120]El Pinche[/re]: And the LaRouchies supplied the all-too-ready idea and image for the posters.
[re=530125]102415[/re]: Cue up the ‘Calvin pissing on Jefferson’ or ‘Jefferson pissing on the cross’ decals. With a free set of Nutz™, of course.
Looks like the line-up on one of those retro pornsites. Except they usually have Christy Canyon.
[re=530125]102415[/re]: I thought I knew Conservative dogma fairly well but the Jefferson hate is new to me. I’m just trying to figure out how they’ll explain the writing of the Declaration of Independence and what role did Jesus play. Did he take physical form and use a quill to write it or did he appear as ghostly apparition and dictate it to an intern?
[re=530055]Gun-toting Progressive[/re]:
Like shingles, tea baggery has taken a while to bloom into annoying rash on the body politic. Tea Bagging seems to have started in 1991 in (where else?) Texas, where men are men, women are guests and the Mexicans are nervous.
http://tinyurl.com/yaxtrrl
[re=530125]102415[/re]:
Perhaps some have finally discovered that the Jeffersonian Republicans were more liberal and anti-military than the modern Repugnants, who actually claim no lineage to the former.
No. That Jefferson liked dark meat is a small thing. He believed science stuff, but not in the tiny Baby Jesus. More important, he was a friggin’ GINGER, also. Thus it’s about g-damn time he got the heave-ho from the text books.
The Declaration of Independence was written by Pecos Bill and Dale Earnhardt. Every Texican knows that and so should you, beatnik.
http://tinyurl.com/ygscw9h
They better sing “Happy Birthday” to me. & pay the Sisters Hill the royalty they “deserve”.
[re=530125]102415[/re]: And of course those conservative lawmaker’s kids are homeschooled.
[re=530139]S.Luggo[/re]: Sally Hemmings wasn’t very dark, either. She had blonde hair and almost certainly was Mrs. Jefferson’s half sister.
At first glance the photo gallery seemed lacking – the panel of goofballs was missing something important. I realized quickly, I didn’t see Joe the Plumber. Imagine my relief when I actually watched the video, there he was all along. My respect for this gravy train in bus form is restored, I hope they score enough cash to take this show to the entire country.
[re=530139]S.Luggo[/re]: Actually, the Founding Fathers were riddled with Gingerism. Washington, Jefferson, Hamilton, I think, probably others. Redheads built this country!
[re=530156]Vulpes82[/re]: And they built it on rock n roll.
The Tea Party movement is the Starship of political movements.
[re=530125]102415[/re]: Nonsense. They have always been at war with Jefferson. And EastAsia.
Roger HEDGECOCK? So if a cocktard gave a right good rogering to a hedge-fund, their love child would . . . nope, can’t puzzle it out.
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