Another minority ghetto.Uh oh, America’s white people are about to be outnumbered by, you know, those folks: “Demographers say this year could be the ‘tipping point’ when the number of babies born to minorities outnumbers that of babies born to whites.” NOT COOL, minorities! How can you be minorities when you’re the majority? Right now, today, despite Fox News and the best efforts of real (white) Americans, minorities are having 48% of the babies in America. WTF???

And which minority group is having the most minority children? Hispanics, who are from Mexico and other Hispanic places around there. This is what happens when you don’t build a million-foot-tall wall of steel around wherever Mexicans get in, like Dulles. Also, when your own people are too fat, dumb and lazy to do actual work, you need immigrants, even if it’s “illegal” to have immigrants do all your work, like slaughter your cows in feces factories so you can eat seventeen feces-and-hooves burgers and “steak ‘n egg burritos” every day, and slaughter your featherless clipped-beak chickens so you can eat fifty “hot wings” per televised football game quarter.

Anyway, happy Minority Babies Will Outnumber White Babies This Year day, you fat fucking slobs. [CBS News via Wonkette Operative Commander Monsieur Grumpe]

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  1. I wish I held the patent on the new SuperWing(tm) genetically engineered chicken. But thank Gawd Modern Science solved the wing shortage by devising a chicken with 200 wings instead of the usual 2.

  2. There should be an immigration checkpoint located at the opening of each and every vagina. These fucking babies, they come to our country, they are indigent and helpless and expect someone else to take care of them, provide them with food, clothing, and health care for 18 years, its ridiculous (apologies to Doug Stanhope).

  3. It will probably change if Mittens wins in ’12. The mormons average about 17 kids per family with almost none of them being from teh brownez.

  4. As a white dude, how about I promise to do have my part, and try to make a bunch of biracial babies? Thing is, the making is fun but the babies aren’t.

    [re=527886]slappypaddy[/re]: No, the problem is too much buttsex, instead of the good ole’ fashioned baby-makin’ sex.

  5. Oh, great. Now all the evangelical churches will be promoting more procreation among their flock in their attempt to fight demographics. Just what we need – more evangelical nut cases.

    Zeus would not be amused.

  6. I blame the Indians for letting us invade their country and massacre them in the first place. If they had had more foresight, none of this would’ve happened.

  7. I’ve been trying to do my part by impregnating men with buttsex, but no luck so far. Maybe I need to ask Ken Layne for advice.

  8. Does this include any more babies Michelle Malkin may have? And does she have to give birth to two of her half-brown babies to make one minority baby? I guess it would even itself out since the babies would be half Jesse Malkin, therefore half-anger bear.

  9. And “you all” thought we were just a bunch of shiftless baby-rotisseries, cookin’ them shits up for no reason other than a padded welfare check?

    WE HAVE COME FOR YOUR AMERICA AND ALL OF ITS RICHES!!11!111! What? No money? Shit. You fuckers are always one step ahead.

  10. Many conservatives will soon be quietly adding a new category to the exception “when the mother’s life is in danger, and when the child is in danger of being not white”.

  11. Maybe if the GOP hadn’t tried so hard to eliminate birth control options they would not be facing this ‘crisis’ now. Tough call for Tancredo – give the messicans condoms or murder their babies. I think we all know he’ll pick the option that means more baby blood to keep Cheney alive.

  12. Cool! So now I’m not just a minority because I’m a fag, but because of the color of my skin too! Now if the predominant language would only change to Spanish, I’d hit the trifecta! Kind of.

  13. In this great country of ours with the troops and all where we don’t care about the difference between irony and hypocrisy, the plurality of white babies is still a majority as far as we’re concerned, so suck it browns!

  14. I blame all the Yuppies out there who only want to have one or two kids lest they get in the way of their career and lifestyle. We’ll see how easy it’ll be to get into those private schools and family yoga classes now the Hispanics are going to take all their jobs and force them into a career of dishwashing and grape picking.

  15. And yet the anti-abortion crowd has been telling black women to not abort their babies because abortion is a white man’s plot to prevent them from reproducing. The pro-life racists do not need these moral dilemmas.

  16. When I feel like wriggling around in my wife I say to her, “Maria, wouldn’t it be nice if we could affect the demographic in our neighborhood, our state and the whole country, and inundate the earth with brown people? Wouldn’t you like to make the white people scared that they are the stranger in their own land?”

    After I tell her that she becomes unbelievably receptive. No headaches, no excuses… She opens her legs and shouts, “Wriggle around in me, Jose! Do me in every way possible so we can obtain a plurality in our neighborhood, our state and the whole country! I want this so much I cannot stand it for another moment!”

    And then she goes “Grrr grrr grrr,” and I start to wriggle around and when I wake up in the morning she has a brand new brat hanging off her tit. And because I am satisfied with the woman and I worry for the future and these other mouths to feed I shout, “Ai yi hi, Maria! Where do all these babies come from?”

    And as the babies occupy every single bit of space throughout the house, even on the shelves, she smiles serenely to say, “You have only to look at me, Jose… It is enough.”

  17. You make a great point, Ken. Why would any respectable white lady want to push six or seven pounds of screaming baby flesh out of their things when they could pay the help to do it instead?

  18. As a “white” guy who has lived in New York a while I noticed that other white people in New York seem very unwilling to have children. They want to have fun being single and childless their whole lives. They think of having a child is like a bad After-School Special where the high school kid gets knocked up and their social life is totally over. They fail to realize they are adults and the whole making babies thing is a natural, normal part of life.

    Back in the Midwest, where I’m from, it’s completely different.

  19. And this, my friends, is the reason redneck Amurica keeps their horny rutting teens strictly away from the birth control. Fuck your kids having a real, decent-paying, educated future if it’s not one surrounded by like-minded lily-white dipshits.

  20. [re=528026]TheCoolestGuyInTown[/re]: It’s all about sex education. White women don’t realize that you can’t get pregnant by blowing the poolman.

  21. [re=527911]JMP[/re]: That is indeed the problem. White folks be assfuckin’. What we need is more real (white) Americans to start fucking in the old fashioned traditional [i]American[i] way, up hill, both ways, with their boots on.

    Oh yeah, and fuck condoms, because AIDS can eat a dick.

  22. [re=528026]TheCoolestGuyInTown[/re]: The people I know in New York City who have children, despite being adults otherwise, are utterly incapable of coping with their children’s presence. Good to know their delusional belief it might be a good idea is rare. Perhaps this population of adults self-selected by running off to the big city in the first place. Those wanting to raise new adults that don’t just fill the couches of psychoanalysts stayed behind.

  23. [re=527904]Prommie[/re]: There should be an immigration checkpoint located at the opening of each and every vagina.

    Brilliant commentary, but as a female who has given birth, I really coulda lived without the imagery.

  24. [re=528026]TheCoolestGuyInTown[/re]: You talk about not having babies like it’s a bad thing. Right now, humanity is still facing an overpopulation crisis, although luckily the birth rate is going down in the developed world to alleviate it. Having babies can be a natural part of life, but there’s nothing wrong with being single and childless either; and those of us without spawn are just as much adults as the parents out there.

  25. [re=528146]squirlyg[/re]: Is the disturbing part the fact that they seem to be missing out on the large number of black births, really? I’m more troubled by the fact that they seem to think black people belong to a different species than the rest of us.

  26. as i was sitting in church with the in-laws last sunday i was thinking about this very thing. we were at the spanish service, which is much more fun for a pagan like myself because at least i can work on my language comprehension. so they’re doing the whole talkin’ ’bout ‘bortion blues and i realize these mexican-americans of varying legality are living the right wingers idealized life. working hard, marrying young, popping out babies left and right. no matter how much i tried to convince the moms-in-law otherwise she voted for mccain because of his stance on that one thing, the big A word. i guess this isn’t much of a revelation but what blows my mind is how much this population is being under-utilized by the religious right. i guess they’re racists at heard and no amount of solidarity will change their ways.

    also, what’s my impending baby considered in this here statistical realm, what with me being a honky and the wife not?

  27. [re=528184]iantenna[/re]: Ah, but hispanics are generally Catholic, and while the “religious right” and American Catholics often come together around abortion and (less frequently in practice, much more so in politics) homosexuality, they’re not exactly bedfellows otherwise. Crazy evangelicals just hates them some catholics, unless they’re working together to defeat the evil jewish homosexual agenda to abort all blacks.

  28. Last week they complained that spike in abortions amogst the coloreds represented a modern Holocaust. Make up your mind Whitey!

    I can say that because I’m, uh, near.

  29. YES!!! It’s good to know all that sex with my husband is paying off. Plus I think should get a signing bonus because I (a black woman) brought a white man (my hubby) over to the dark side. My plan to take over the world one white man at a time is working. BAWWAAHHHHH

  30. [re=528241]sfstewart[/re]: This works for so, so many reasons. If there is some sort of foundation promoting these principles, I would like to tithe to them, plz.

  31. And that is why Pat and Bay Buchanan will bump uglies to create more white babies even if its illegal. But they will ride into the West Virginian sunset to escape the bondages of such anti-white laws against incest.

  32. [re=528041]Wonderman[/re]: I look forward to the day they stop doing studies like these and we can ALL be just plain American……no color coding necessary.

  33. [re=528351]frumious_bandersnatch[/re]:

    I was thinking of building a website…maybe start a non profit organization to help other white man find out how they too can go black then never go back.

  34. This has been true forever; they’ve just been lying to us and claiming that Jews, Italians, Irish and other Catholic bohunks are “white.” Which they by golly are not. Jews, Italians and other swarthy Mediterranean types are “colored,” and the Irish are “apes.” This is science.

  35. [re=528131]S.Luggo[/re]: “Does mean that professional soccer will become popular now?”
    Futbol is on my TV in Southern Arizona all weekend.

  36. [re=528417]Darkness[/re]:

    I like the way you think outside the box. Double my pleasure, double my ability to take over the world.
    *clasp hands like Mr. Burns* Excellent

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