So much Eric Massa today, and so many claims of naked penis sightings between him, Rahm Emanuel, Glenn Beck, and a male staffer at a wedding and in the Congressional Showers. Here is a clip from some 2006 campaign movie (when Eric Massa lost, in his first run) where Rahm Emanuel — then head of the DCCC — visits the New York 29th to “inspect” this gay Navy monster. He tells Massa not to be so angry. Who ever likes being told that? Still: Rahm has such a girly voice for THE MOST EVIL MAN IN THE HISTORY OF HELL. [PolitickerNY/Observer]
MASSABATION
March 8, 2010
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please massa, no more.
That guy has smelled a lot of things on the battlefield, I’m thinkin’.
DADT.
Those two are precious. They should get a regular spot on Real Sex.
hmmmmmm angry Rahm penis……….
If you listen to the very end, Eric Massa is advised to ‘fuck’ Rahm Emanuel. So… there.
Very nice of them to mike up Massa and secretively record, then post, a conversation that one of the powerful guys in your own party thinks is private. Yeah, you’ll go far, Mr. Massa.
Please tell me the resignation has not been rescinded, I cannot take any more of this fun.
Well, Rahm must be a pretty evil guy if he can get Massa to resign over something as one drunk comment at a wedding. While not being able to change his vote. Okay, none of this makes sense.
Rahm’s had it “out for him” all along, I mean he’s been just riding him hard ever since. Guy never really stood a chance. Under these horrible conditions there’s no way he could get away with offering to fuck a male staffer in front of the whole world.
Ewww, also.
Lordy, this guy is hilarious, there was the time he was cited for misconduct in the Navy, he walked in on his cabin-mate, who was masterbating, and as he put it “I smacked him on the thigh and said “you need any help with that thing, let me know.”"
It’s good to see that he’s holding his rally in a bar at the beginning; although the liquor could have convinced him to sexually proposition Emanuel.
[re=526647]sezme[/re]: Nah; we know from his earlier speech that he was told to frack Rahm.
MAX CLELAND: “You got this far without Rahm Emanuel’s help…FUCK ‘EM.”
Given a choice between Max Cleland and Rahm Emanual, who would you prefer to have out stumping for you?
F U RAHM. I AM NOT ANGRY. THIS IS NOT MY ANGRY VOICE. DO YOU WANT TO HEAR MY ANGRY VOICE?
WELL, DO YOU?
[re=526651]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Yes, Rahm has been riding him hard, crawling up his ass, trying to ram this health care business down his throat and get him to reach around the gap and get over his queasiness about…
OK, I ran out of fuel. And that “reach around” part was a bit over the top.
[re=526645]PlanetWingnuta[/re]: Rahm Penis smash?
Yes, Congressman, you are far too “fire-y”. You need to learn to mewl and whine. Study the speeches of Harry Reid.
[re=526656]Extemporanus[/re]: You know you’re going to burn in hell for that remark, don’t you?
[re=526656]Extemporanus[/re]: I see what you did there. Although I guess Rahm qualifies too.
“Non, je ne regrette rien,” Mr. Massa tells the camera later.
[re=526655]JMP[/re]: That place is owned by Eric’s uncle Al, who opened it after his drive-in was overrun by sweater-wearing hipsters..
He’s only one “N” away from being an anagram for an infamous Seinfeld proctologist license plate.
“I never had an admiral on my ship who wasn’t inspecting me.”
Why does everything he says come out sounding gay?
And BTW Eric, these admirals who were always inspecting you, did this happen a million years ago before you got fat and balding and developed that horrendous loudmouth Hillary-esque accent?
[re=526656]Extemporanus[/re]: Max beats Rahm in stumping 3 to 1. (Two legs and an arm vs. one paltry finger.)
[re=526643]Gopherit[/re]: DADT.
Can you tell me what this means, or is it so nasty I have to find it on the Urban Dic?
[re=526670]Come here a minute[/re]: Rahm Emanuel is 2.8 times the man Max Cleland will ever be.
[re=526658]FMA[/re]: perhaps you could try “reaching around the aisle in bi-partisanship”?
I’m a loyal liberal Democrat and would actually love to think someone in the party would be so pushy and mean about the Democratic agenda.
On the other hand, I understand how the naked, finger in the chest encounter could be taken wrong. So, as a loyal D, next time naked Rahm feels the need to climb into the shower with another Democrat, well, I’m willing to make the sacrifice. Air Force One can airlift him to the Dust Bowl in no time.
THAT is some amazing footage. I especially liked Rahm “Nine Fingers” Emanuel’s remark, “You gotta raise $200,000 a month for four months…So don’t let your family down….You have to smile. Have fun.”
Sure, Ron. This advice makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
[re=526672]DustBowlBlues[/re]: don’t ask, he won’t tell. (Hint.)
Ron, Rahm, what’s the difference?
I’m willing to make the sacrifice.
You gotta be kidding. Oh, right. This is a place where we are all kidding….Aren’t we?
[re=526685]pattycake[/re]: Shit. That’s so simple I’m hanging my head in shame. Of course. As penance, next time someone has to poke this crazy admiral guy or whatever he is, I’ll volunteer.
This does not void my offer to shower nekkid with Rahm Emmanuel, however.
[re=526687]Aurelio[/re]: No, no. I think Rahm’s hot, in an angry, liberal jew kind of way. Politician hot. Not movie star hot.
Oh, and I’m a woman. So this isn’t a gay hookup, in case this appears in a pretend, online newspaper somewhere. My gaydar signals R is straight. Straight, angry and hot.
[re=526652]Prommie[/re]: “You literally can’t move two people in that room … without getting into each others’ knickers”
LITERALLY.
Is March closet month or something?
Who’s the owner of that great rack who walks in front of Rahm at 3:26? Is it the daughter who tells Daddy Massa, “You’re always angry” in a perfect are-you-fuckin-kiddin-me tone?
[re=526655]JMP[/re]: Rolling Rock and Old Milwaukee: It’s like the Bad Beer Bar.
[re=526667]Extemporanus[/re]: Huh, that’s at least two Happy Days references in the comments in one day. Well, bringing it up does feel so right, it can’t be wrong, while we’re rockin’ and rollin’ all week long…
[re=526693]Crank Tango[/re]: March: it stays in like a lamb, then comes out like a lion. A lion costumed like the performers in “Cats”.
I like this guy. Let him make fucking people jokes all he wants; I’ll buy the drinks.
Wait, I can’t keep all the gay politicians straight (har, har) today.
Did anyone notice that the anti-gay CA state senator type who was arrested last week for DUI with a guy in his car outside a gay niteclub had his very own I am a Gay American” moment today?
Actually, he pussied out. It was literally a “Well, I am gay” moment. No teary-eyed wife at his side, no mysterious Israeli homeland-security czar on the side…
Who’s seen The Thick of It or In The Loop? Supposedly, Malcolm Tucker is that Alistair Campbell (is that the name? Blair’s brain?) But actually, he’s much more Rahm Emmanuel. Malcolm would walk into any shower anywhere and stick his finger in anyone’s chest. He’s one of the best political figures ever created. And wicked funny. Gina McKee’s calm demeanor while Malcolm was screaming esp. creative obscenities at her was so worth Best Supporting Actress.
As was James Gandolfini’s explanation, using a pink calculator, of the number of troops you need to go to war and the number you need alive when it’s over, so people will think we won.
Maybe it should have gotten the Oscar. Or at least been in the top ten.
He seems to like the beard sitting next to him in the bar……Rahm is not his type.
[re=526670]Come here a minute[/re]: Epic Win!
[re=526700]President Beeblebrox[/re]:
Please. The Republican Party is much more than closeted gays. It’s a big tent:
http://www.northcountrygazette.org/2010/03/07/ortloff_sentencing/
March 7, 2010
PLATTSBURGH, [NY] —-After repeated delays, former Assemblyman and commissioner of the state Parole Board George “Chris” Ortloff is scheduled to be sentenced Monday.
Ortloff, 61, a former 20-year Republican [NYS] Assemblyman from Plattsburgh, has been awaiting sentencing on his December 2008 guilty plea to a felony count of enticement of minors after he was caught during the fall of 2008 in a sting operation, communicating over the Internet, trying to set up sexual liaisons with two underaged females with a person he thought was the girls’ mother.
I haven’t seen a smile like Rham’s since Katharine Ross in Stepford Wives. No wonder he’s Barry’s go to bitch.
I just noticed that the letter “I” in “Eric” on Massa’s campaign sign appears to be ejaculating in the direction of his very own face.
Coincidence?
[re=526698]JMP[/re]: I had totally forgotten learning that in school. And in South Africa, it comes in like one kind of lion and leaves like another kind of lion.
[re=526700]President Beeblebrox[/re]:
He’s a total asshole but compared to all the other closeted republicans, and well all of them, he actually had the balls to admit it. He had those balls jammed in some teenage [insert hip male prostitute term here]‘s mouth, but still.
[re=526662]MzNicky[/re]: Don’t be jealous. We can’t all visit Rahm at work.
[re=526663]Noonan[/re]: My nub, exactly.
[re=526696]JMP[/re]: AAAYYY! I was in my “office” and missed the other one. Was a shark involved?
[re=526728]Extemporanus[/re]: No; mention of Scott Baio’s recent racism in the racism thread. Um, the first one.
[re=526725]Crank Tango[/re]: Roy “Le Cage” Ashburn fessed up only when cornered. And his candor has its limits:
http://www.fox40.com/news/headlines/ktxl-news-royashburn-write3-0309,0,5284542.story
“Today’s confirmation by the Senator [Ashburn] of his sexual orientation comes amid controversy that Ashburn’s personal life conflicted with his voting record. The Republican Senator has voted down every equal rights issue, including a bill that would commemorate gay rights activist Harvey Milk with a statewide holiday on his birthday, and a 2008 bill that would expand anti-discrimination laws to include those with differing sexual orientations.
The Senator defended his voting record by stating he intended to keep his personal life separate from what he felt were the interests of his constituents from the district he represented.”
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Interest of his constituents. Sure.
This thing reminds me of the Hatfield-McCoy penis feud.
“Congressional showers” No amount of bathing could get the bunch that currently is in DC clean…
[re=526740]JMP[/re]: That was weird. I replied to you in this thread with a comment very similar to the one you left in the other thread, but which I didn’t see.
I feel like a total Potsie.
[re=526692]DustBowlBlues[/re]: I think Rahm’s hot. I’ll bet that finger has something to do with it. You know, the one with the stump.
[re=526682]DustBowlBlues[/re]: “I’m a loyal liberal Democrat and would actually love to think someone in the party would be so pushy and mean about the Democratic agenda.”
Reps love their Dems like they love their women. Quiet and servile.
Anything else drives them to the vapors, tut-tutting about how so and so doesn’t know their place.
I thought I had seen every episode of The Office, but I guess I missed this one. Michael Scott is soooo angry.
Is his daughter available? I don’t remember when he announced it.
[re=526692]DustBowlBlues[/re]: Oh YES Rahm is hot. You are not alone in your standing in line to have his half-finger or whatever poked into your chest or whatever.
Massa is just mad that Rahm didn’t poke him in the *ss rather than the chest.
http://www.radically-raw.com
[re=526776]Extemporanus[/re]: Then sit on it!
[re=526719]S.Luggo[/re]: With a name like George “Chris”, I’m surprised he didn’t get caught sooner.
Wikipedia page on Eric Massa: “New York state law does not require that a special election be held to fill Massa’s seat…” Good news for Rahm! He doesn’t need to be elected!
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