America’s two weirdest fat dragons will mate in a cocoon of blood and dingleberry tomorrow at five, to talk about how the Democratic leadership is trying to smear the obviously gay internal health care opponent Eric Massa as gay after he said that massively gay thing to another male. [Washington Independent]
STONE COLD GOIN' NUTS
March 8, 2010
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Beck doesn’t drink and Massa doesn’t screw men — so this should get pretty interesting after about 15 gin and tonics.
Frankly, I don’t give Massa two shits.
(I could go on, all day.)
I anticipate some wriggling about in excrement.
It would be really cool if they made a movie of Massa’s life story. It could culminate in a scene, on a beach, where Massa and Rahm play a very intense game of chess, and drink a lot of really fresh orange juice.
I just don’t know where they would film it.
Based on this tweet alone, I predict that, eventually, Beck will be outed.
[re=526600]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: So, it’ll be your usual Glenn Beck show.
[re=526600]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: Massa’s anticipating some wriggling around in Beck’s Crémant.
I get enough stupid at work every day. Do I need to watch on the Teevee? No.
RanDom Capitalization: WtF is Up with that?
this should get pretty interesting after about 15 gin and tonics.
Unfortunately, that’s not enough booze to make either one of them even marginally attractive.
[re=526616]Crank Tango[/re]: GlenN BeCk = teLepromPTorz!
I’m betting Massa comes out of the closet as a Republican. How old was the male aid?
Drama queens.
Ooooh goody, Massa gets to spite his bathhouse fantasy Rahm, and Glenn Beck gets to put a major “fair and balanced” notch on his majik pantaloons. Yep, sounds like wriggling around to me.
So Beck’s going to have Massa for a full hour? I suppose they’ll be plenty of hair tousling. Ugh, I’m making myself sick.
Those two are going to make the most nauseating porn ever, on live TV
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I’m confused. Last week, the Republiklans hated this man because he wanted to have gay sex, this week, they love him because he says he’s being forced out because he refused to vote for health care reform.
The hypocrisy, it burns.
“Paging Dr. Kinsey.”
[re=526635]Gopherit[/re]:
Beck: Would you say that the Dems forced you out because of Socialism, which they like, or because you are TOO HOT for their party of total uglies? It’s obviously not cuz you’re gay, since Tammy and Barney and all.
Massa Well, the Dems do hate hotties like me. Because of Hitler, who hated august, attractive people like yourself. Nice tie, BTW. You also look quite good in a Commissar outfit. So, ya wanna make it in the Green Room later?
Beck: Only if Doocy can watch.
[re=526624]snideinplainsight[/re]: types out “five” but has to abbreviate tomorrow to 2morrow. god that is so fucking lame.
OK I am all fired up because I watched the baader meinhof complex last night and spent the rest of the evening fantasizing about offing teabaggers.
Americans need to hear this man AFTER A FEW DRINKS. (As in “Dude, did you *hear* that guy?”)
There. fixed it 4u.
I refuse to watch this dude’s show so adamantly that it actually subtracts eight or ten people from his actual viewership.
I can envision an hour of dialogue between these two:
(penis) (Penis)
(PEnis) (PENis)
(PENIS) (PENIS)
penis penis
Penis Penis
PEnis PENis
PENIS PENIS
(penis) (Penis)
(PEnis) (PENis)
(PENIS) (PENIS)
penis penis
Penis Penis
PEnis PENis
PENIS PENIS
REPEAT
Yet another reason to never ever watch beckkk or clips of beckkk or clips of people watching clips of Beckkk. I can barely tolerate reading snippets of quotes from beckkk clips.
[re=526641]SmutBoffin[/re]: Keep Doocy out if this, you preverted libtard filthmonger! LEAVE DOOCY ALONE!!
Can’t a man tousle another man’s hair without it being GAY?????
(Um, no)
Glenn Beck certainly has a high opinion of himself.
“All Americans need to hear him.”?
Glenn, first off, you need to pull higher ratings than Spongebob Squarepants or Monday Night Raw before you go thinking that ALL Americans would pay attention to your show.
This is Obamamerica’s version of bread and circuses, without the circuses.
No. Without the bread.
Who ever cries first wins something…
Call me crazy, but I don’t trust anyone named Massa. Sounds too much like the plantation, i.e., Republican Dreamland.
Also, who writes 2morrow on twitter? To save one character? Dipshit.
[re=526733]populucious[/re]:
I dunno. It depends on what is going on during the tousling, I suppose…
I sure hope Larry Craig, Roy Washburn and Mark Foley call in to the show.
Come to think of it, if they could get those three guys on the show in a roundtable discussion, maybe even add in Ted Haggard and a few others, the concept of a circle jerk could be given genuine media “exposure.”
I hope they dramatize a part of it in a actual shower with a chalk board poking each other in the chest with their sausage fingers.
Let’s face it, this will be a miserable failure until they both pull their cocks out and give each other a yank.
He’s goin’ out with his penis blazin’.
Assuredly, Glennda will ask Massa nothing about ‘dong swallowing’ until off-air. Then it will be a little side trip for the two to Grecian Baths and a glowing, warmish, herbal oil rub
[re=526586]SayItWithWookies[/re]: [re=526879]RPolanski[/re]: Perhaps Beck & his Massa will be sitting at a table for the interview? Good – that way either one has to wear pants…
if Beck was gay, it would explain so much….
btw, is the cocoon one giant Dingleberry, or is the plural of Dingleberry, Dingleberry?
I gots to know!
[re=526951]Way Cool Larry[/re]: If beck were castrated, I’d sleep better. He can have the hotz for whatever gender or species he wants. Just no maties. (please don’t tell me the tear-duct steroid freekatoid has already bred. please)
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