TERRORISM  2:37 pm March 5, 2010

Wingnuts To Be Furious After Rappers Pose In Situation Room

by Jim Newell

We’re not sure if the AOL-email-chain-level wingnuts are furious about this yet, but they will be for about six months. That’s Jay-Z and the Beyonce lady with friends posing in the White House Situation Room the other day, just cold launchin’ nukes at white cities. The Weekly Standard is sounding the wingnut alarm. [Weekly Standard]

 

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The Huffington Pogue March 5, 2010 at 2:41 pm

A little part of me died when I realized the Situation Room neither looks like it does on The West Wing . . . nor has holograms like the one on CNN.

tiny mexican March 5, 2010 at 2:42 pm

Feeling it coming in the air
Hear the screams for free healthcare
Bipartisanship on the Hill
It’s a dangerous love affair
Can’t be scared when whip count’s down
Got a problem tell me now
Only thing that’s on my mind
Is who’s gon’ write this bill tonight

Lascauxcaveman March 5, 2010 at 2:42 pm

Well, at least nobody’s got their damn muddy boots on the table.

jetjaguar March 5, 2010 at 2:43 pm

Well, since they’re there, why not hear them out?

Harvey Birdman March 5, 2010 at 2:43 pm

So that’s how Autotune died.

Cicada March 5, 2010 at 2:45 pm

That’s nothing. Wait ’til they get a load of 50 Cent knocking back a 40 in the Lincoln bedroom.

The Negroes are taking over, ZOMG!!! Hide the women and children!!!11!

Tommmcatt March 5, 2010 at 2:45 pm

Hey, I am the biggest fag ever, but let me tell you, Beyonce gets to pose wherever the hell she wants. She’s just that hot.

Marlowe March 5, 2010 at 2:49 pm

This was written by John McCormack, the second man (along with Paul Johnson) with clenched hair.

snideinplainsight March 5, 2010 at 2:49 pm

Call me when Mary J. Blige shows up -

Extemporanus March 5, 2010 at 2:50 pm

Where da white…oh, wait, there she is.

Texan Bulldoggette March 5, 2010 at 2:52 pm

I assume this means that Schlitz Malt Liquor is about to be made the national drink & there will officially be a Watermelon Day?? Run for your lives, whitey!

Come here a minute March 5, 2010 at 2:52 pm

Hey BeyoncĂ© lady, what’s your sitch?

BlueStateLiberal March 5, 2010 at 2:52 pm

Where’s Wolf Blitzer–I call BS.

slavojzizek March 5, 2010 at 2:53 pm

“Reverend Ike, Secretary of the Treasure/Richard Pryor, Minister of Education/Stevie Wonder, Secretary of Fine Arts/And Miss Aretha Franklin, the First Lady… God Bless Chocolate City and its Vanilla Suburbs”–George Clinton.

queeraselvis v 2.0 March 5, 2010 at 2:53 pm

Meh. Needs more Ices Cube and T.

[re=525471]Tommmcatt[/re]: Roscoe, atlas, and I would respectfully beg to differ. Now excuse me while I whip this out…

memzilla March 5, 2010 at 2:54 pm

So the Weekly Stantard call it a “breach of decorum,” which is what they called it when the first black congressman was seated in the House back in the 1870s. At least they’re consistent.

PlanetWingnuta March 5, 2010 at 2:54 pm

03/05/2010 NEVAR FERGIT!!!!!!!11111

PlanetWingnuta March 5, 2010 at 2:55 pm

Oh and one more that just popped in my mind after submitting…

TODAY WE ARE ALL SASHA FIERCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JMP March 5, 2010 at 2:55 pm

Of course this is a horrible, horrible breach of decorum according to the conservatives. Now in half an hour people will dig up photos of Bush admin doing the same thing, only probably with country singers and Larry the Cable Guy.

Besides, I heard the Reagan people let one famous actor, a drooling idiot to boot, into situation room all the time.

Extemporanus March 5, 2010 at 2:55 pm

It’s nice to see that Skee-Lo and Young MC have finally quashed their beef.

Gorillionaire March 5, 2010 at 2:56 pm

Beyonce can go nuclear with me anytime. ANYTIME.

SmutBoffin March 5, 2010 at 2:56 pm

TAKE US TO DEFCON 2; TURN THE BASS UP AND UNLEASH THE KILLA BEATS

nappyduggs March 5, 2010 at 2:57 pm

“Operation: Fire on the Plantation” is officially underway.

SmutBoffin March 5, 2010 at 2:57 pm

[re=525471]Tommmcatt[/re]: The face that launched 1000 ICBMs…

Norbert March 5, 2010 at 2:59 pm

General “Buck” Turgidson: Sir, you can’t let him in here. He’ll see everything. He’ll see the big board!

assistant/atlas March 5, 2010 at 2:59 pm

This reminds me: I would vote for Jay-Z for President.

Jay-Z/Mos Def 2016!

magic titty March 5, 2010 at 3:01 pm

There hasn’t been this many black people at The White House since they built it.

Joshua Norton March 5, 2010 at 3:02 pm

[re=525470]Cicada[/re]: The Negroes have always run the White House. The only difference is now they can use the front door.

SayItWithWookies March 5, 2010 at 3:02 pm

“Tell the president of Whiteystan that if they don’t disclose their stocks of Wonder Bread and Leno reruns that they’ll be in violation of the UN resolution.”

Buzz Feedback March 5, 2010 at 3:03 pm

Look at all the blackz!

WhatTheHeck March 5, 2010 at 3:03 pm

Hey, was Beyonce debriefed before she was allowed in the Situ… oh wait, she doesn’t wear any.

germansteel March 5, 2010 at 3:03 pm

They changed the official language to Negro Dialect about 13 1/2 months ago, too.

queeraselvis v 2.0 March 5, 2010 at 3:05 pm

[re=525503]magic titty[/re]: Hahahahaha. WIN.

4tehlulz March 5, 2010 at 3:07 pm

I for one am disappointed that The Situation is not in The Situation Room.

Mr Blifil March 5, 2010 at 3:07 pm

MC Steele, upon hearing of his exclusion, put on his nicest suit and headed for the Pentagon lobby.

Cicada March 5, 2010 at 3:08 pm

[re=525505]Joshua Norton[/re]: True enough. Of course, that little difference is all it takes to turn a certain portion of our population into raving teabaggers. It’s like gamma rays for wingtards!

Cape Clod March 5, 2010 at 3:09 pm

[re=525456]The Huffington Pogue[/re]: That’s the fucking Situation Room? Did they take all the cool shit out because the were afraid that W was going to break stuff?

Baldar T Flagass March 5, 2010 at 3:13 pm

And in keeping with the spirit of the air traffic controller at JFK, the Prez let Jay-Z call in a Predator strike on a wedding party outside of Peshawar.

Prommie March 5, 2010 at 3:15 pm

This is exactly what they were saying before the election, you elect one of them darkies, next thing you know, they’re barbecuing chicken in the rose garden and selling crack out the b ack door. Presidential limo up on blocks in the front yard, nappy-headed porch monkeys playing in the dirt with no drawers on, you know the scene.

JMP March 5, 2010 at 3:16 pm

[re=525522]Cape Clod[/re]: Yeah, if movies and TV have taught me anything, there should be giant 3D maps with miniatures representing US and enemy forces, along with multiple giant TV screens the President uses to talk with foreign heads of state and supervillains trying to blackmail the US with their superweapons.

Tundra Grifter March 5, 2010 at 3:17 pm

[re=525501]Norbert[/re]: President: “Gentlemen! You can’t fight in here! This is the WAR ROOM!”

Prommie March 5, 2010 at 3:18 pm

On the other hand, this ain’t shit; Obama coulda let them all take a joyride in a nuclear submarine and sink a Japanese school ship, just for shits and giggles.

nappyduggs March 5, 2010 at 3:18 pm

[re=525503]magic titty[/re]:
And you know this, MAN!

BlueStateLiberal March 5, 2010 at 3:19 pm

[re=525522]Cape Clod[/re]: Yeah, I was surpised myself. If this was a Hollywood movie, there’d be huge flat screen TVs and huge blinking, buzzing mainframe computers all over the place. How boring.

Autoo March 5, 2010 at 3:19 pm

[re=525518]4tehlulz[/re]: There’s probably some Timbalands, though. (Under the table)

Jerri March 5, 2010 at 3:19 pm

[re=525456]The Huffington Pogue[/re]: No kidding! It just looks like a finished basement of a home in a moderately well-to-do suburb.

Joshua Norton March 5, 2010 at 3:20 pm

[re=525531]JMP[/re]: Sounds like last night NCIS rerun.

Tundra Grifter March 5, 2010 at 3:20 pm

The real news here is that The Weekly Standard is still being published. How much does it take in wing nutz’ contributions to keep that rag afloat?

Years ago William F. Buckley wrote me and asked me to send him money so The National Review could stick around. I wrote him back and said I am a capitalist and I think publications should survive on their own merits in the marketplace of ideas. Never did hear from him again…

grevillea March 5, 2010 at 3:23 pm

[re=525531]JMP[/re]: That shit looks more like some cut-rate airport hotel “convention center”.

comicbookguy March 5, 2010 at 3:29 pm

[re=525529]Prommie[/re]: That’s where they were wrong. You gotta go round the side of the white house, shout up to the third floor window, and put your money in the bucket they lower down.

Extemporanus March 5, 2010 at 3:30 pm

[re=525518]4tehlulz[/re]: And, for that matter, DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince.

“Oh-kay, here’s the situation, my prezdint went away on a week’s vacation…”

snideinplainsight March 5, 2010 at 3:30 pm

Heeeeeeey, nice (I)raq!

Capitol Hillbilly March 5, 2010 at 3:31 pm

Where is Luther Campbell?

Lionel Hutz Esq. March 5, 2010 at 3:54 pm

When Reagan was President, he never let well dressed people into the White House. Why can’t Obama respect tradition?

bago March 5, 2010 at 3:56 pm

[re=525486]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Not going to go Vanilla?

McDuff March 5, 2010 at 4:27 pm

Not being hip to the current music “scene,” upon seeing that picture, I would have assumed these nicely-dressed young people are associates at some large law firm or maybe Congressional aides — you know, the real scary people in DC.

TVarmy March 5, 2010 at 4:37 pm

I nominate an Extreme Makeover: White House Edition to make 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. more modern and eco friendly. With Sear’s products, it’s bound to be easy!

Hart88 March 5, 2010 at 4:41 pm

Is there anything these bastards won’t whine about? For shit’s sake, if not for the Presidential seal on the wall, this could be a conference room anywhere in the world.

Honestly, just STFU and put your goddamned hoods back on.

Radiotherapy March 5, 2010 at 5:07 pm

Isn’t there some kind of karma here? Who could forget that OTP furry POS from the other day? Doesn’t this balance the scales a little bit?

Pandy March 5, 2010 at 5:11 pm

[re=525680]Radiotherapy[/re]: That’s what I’m thinking. What goes around….

Fox News Light March 5, 2010 at 5:24 pm

Why the HELL is there a BLACK MAN in the presidents seat?????!????

Magnus Maximus March 5, 2010 at 5:43 pm

Guys, that Beyonce is hot! I would not kick her out of my futon, or my studio apartment!

lemprika March 5, 2010 at 5:56 pm

Clearly they were listening to the Parliment CC album.

problemwithcaring March 5, 2010 at 6:01 pm

Are we sure these people are real Hip Hop? I mean, where is Chairman Steele??

El Pinche March 5, 2010 at 7:14 pm

You can almost see Jeff Gannon’s buttcheek marks right where Nas is sitting .

S.Luggo March 5, 2010 at 9:13 pm

Needs more Haitians.

El Pinche March 5, 2010 at 11:00 pm

[re=525720]Magnus Maximus[/re]: The guys at The Weekly Retard think Shakira is icky, too.

S.Luggo March 6, 2010 at 12:23 am

I’m waiting for Limbaugh to say that the picture reminds him of …

Beanball March 6, 2010 at 2:34 am

[re=525640]McDuff[/re]: I think it speaks volumes that these nicely dressed people are, in fact, nicely dressed, thus showing respect to The Man as well as The People’s House, unlike some jerkwads I could name. Having visited the White House several times myself, I have often been repulsed by the tourists dressed like white trash.

Cudios to the Krew.

Beanball March 6, 2010 at 2:36 am

Bah.

“Cudos.”

/damn my hands!/

carlgt1 March 6, 2010 at 11:35 am

the president is a n…ear

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