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Feet!Hooray, liberals, we did it! That sucker Obama was all “I’m not doing reconciliation” then “Well, look, here are the facts” and then finally “I will pursue reconciliation.” Now, let’s see how this process will play out under Senate rules, shouldn’t be too burdensome… GAHHH.

People have been writing for months about how the Byrd rule would poop all over these fixes in reconciliation, making December’s Senate wars look tiny. So we’re getting bigger wars? Hooray!

At risk of oversimplification, the Byrd rule is designed to ensure that reconciliation is used to only make budgetary fixes, not policy ones, to existing legislation. Presuming the House passes the Senate bill, the House will then pass a reconciliation fix to the bill, after which the Senate will then try to pass that fix, too.

At this point Senate GOPers will repeatedly invoke the Byrd rule to ask the parliamentarian to strip individual provisions (ones fixing this or that in the original bill) out of the fix, on the grounds that they are policy fixes. If individual provisions are stripped, it would change the Senate’s version of the overall fix.

That would force the House to vote on it again and again, stalling the process further.

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There’s a larger game plan here. By making it clear they will do their best to tie reconciliation in procedural knots, Republicans are hoping to frighten House Dems into believing reconciliation is doomed. If House Dems are persuaded that the fix later will fail, they will be less likely to pass the original Senate bill in the first place, perhaps killing it.

Here is a picture of the devilish Senate parliamentarian, Alan Frumin, now widely recognized as the most important man in America.

The strongest man in the world!

Be fucking scared.

[The Plum Line]

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  1. Oh Jesus Fucking Christ, if this all happens, this health care bill will finally pass around the time I’m eligible for medicare which means I’ll celebrate it’s passage by protesting Democrats for getting the government involved in my medicare

  2. [re=525403]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Remember The Survivor episode of The Office? Michael had that same problem…

    Meanwhile, nice photo of a wide stance!

  3. Came across this little ode yesterday, and it seems presciently apposite. All together now:

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  4. Carl Spackler: “Correct me if I’m wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they’re gonna lock me up and throw away the key…”

  5. You gotta feel sorry for him in a way– he probably had one of the cushiest jobs in the country, one that comes with good government benefits– and now he’s the man in the middle of it. The Conservatives are already calling him a Communist Stooge, he’s going to have to listen to Mitch McConnell and Harry Reid yell at him for the next six months, and by the end of this, FOX News will have destroyed him after having a couple of guys in pimp suits edit an interview with him to make it look like he’s running a white slavery ring with ACORN.

  6. I thought photos taken on the Hogwarts’ grounds were prohibited. Moreover I was led to understand the subject of such photos would move around. And do I detect some scrotum?

  7. Great, the guy’s got my dad’s fashion sense. And I love the man, but would never let him be in charge of something like this.

    Of course, we’ve got the media enabling the GOP strategy of pretending that the rules are different whenever it’s convenient for them, so suddenly reconciliation has always been controversial even though it never was, and has always been called “the nuclear option”, even though that was used for eliminating the filibuster (and itself changed from being the Republican leadership’s own term to a phrase made up by Democrats, much like teabaggers). And only the Daily Show and bloggers are willing to call them on this shit, despite the ease of watching old speeches and interviews with modern technology.

    Gah, is it the weekend yet? I need a drink; several, in fact.

  8. Ugh. This is why the Dems were doing all that backroom deal shit to get the 60 votes. Every time Jane Hamsher and her ilk said “just use reconciliation” it drove me up a tree.

    Ain’t democracy grand.

  9. [re=525405]Extemporanus[/re]:

    Then, at fourteen, his mustache waxed poetic, writing three operas and a hair-raising series of dramatic sonnets.

    Who knows what greatness may still be lodged in a mustache of this magnitude?

  10. [re=525426]magic titty[/re]: If you think someone’s cock could accidentally peek out of shorts that long, you must be hung like a whale. My hat is doffed to you, sir.

  11. I dunno. I kinda like a guy who recycles his jeans. And I remember (way back when – in the preJurassic 60s) when that was a pretty cool look.

  12. “…sit cloistered in the parliamentarian’s tiny office off the Senate floor in sessions that have come to be called Byrd baths. The provisions and amendments they rule nongermane have likewise come to be called Byrd droppings.”

    Who knew that politics was so humorous? D’oh.

  13. Ah, the genius of our founding fathers…

    Seriously, in other countries do they have to go through shit like this to get anything done?

  14. Well, it’s likely from the posture and hand position that he’s not a veteran (and thus not receiving free government health care already). Seems to be in decent shape, but locking your knees like that is not a good idea. Judging from the clothes and hair style, you’d think it was not that new a photo — but given the state of those ratty running shoes, he may be one of us who has a problem throwing out vintage clothing and embracing change. That might not bode well for the health care bill, but at least the Dems are finally going to give it a shot. Their cowardice until now has been shameful.

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