A certain nude senator from the state of Taxachusetts wowed the Tea Party Nation with his non-Martha-Coakleyness, which was enough to get him elected, but ever since then he has been SELLING OUT. Exhibit A: his outrageous vote for the jobs bill, which might someday result in actual employment for the lamers who currently spend their days angrily Tweeting about what a SELLOUT he is. Exhibit B: his support for a so-called Republican senator from Arizona, who is the widely acknowledged King of RINOS.
What is it with John McCain and his love of campaigning next to firm-fleshed conservative younglings?
[T]oday, McCain will attempt to enhance his conservative bona fides by hosting the party’s new darling, US Senator Scott Brown of Massachusetts, on an Arizona campaign swing.
Brown is planning to accompany McCain at a campaign rally and fund-raiser in Phoenix today, followed tomorrow by a trip to Tucson, where they will attend a University of Arizona Wildcats basketball game.
This will be the first campaign event outside Massachusetts for Brown, who was virtually unknown outside his Wrentham state Senate district just three months ago. The new senator has received dozens of invitations from candidates wanting him to campaign on their behalf around the nation, but he has no other events scheduled beyond McCain’s.
“John McCain is a personal friend, an American hero, and someone who stood by him when no one else thought he had a chance,’’ said Gail Gitcho, Brown’s communications director.
McCain was the first US senator to encourage Brown in his run for the seat left vacant by the death of liberal lion Edward M. Kennedy, and Brown has said he idolizes the former Navy pilot.
In conclusion, naked Scott Brown is totally gay for John McCain, which is why J.D. Hayworth will be the next Barry Goldwater.
Brown answers McCain’s call for help [Boston Globe]
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I think Megan has found her BFF.
Naked Senator Brown/Walnuts `12!
This is a true story. Scott Brown actually has a demon sheep costume.
McCain/Browneye 2012
We won’t know if it’s serious until they have BBQ at one of McCain’s numberless houses.
Scott the Naked = Joe the Plumber.
I still can’t believe that J.D. Hayworth, that uber-bronzed, hippo-mouthed dillweed from the distant past (the 90s or something?) is heading up the insurgency.
Does this mean Scott Brown is a communist?
At some campaign stop, will Walnuts look at Brown, say “You’re doing a heck of a job, Brownie,” and then laugh that huckle-chuckle laugh of his?
WALNUTS! will bring out his “big gun” as a last minute pre-primary surprise. Unfortunately it will be the snowbilly grifter and he will crushed by JD Hayworth.
Sorry but I thought Walnuts’s problem was that he wasn’t right wing crazy enough. How is having someone who is supposed to be independent/centrist going to help him? Okay, enough logic for the day!
Is “Wrentham” the gayest possible state senate district name ever?
His communications director is named Gail GITMO? Cool!
Gitcho Gitcho yaya dada
Gitcho Gitcho yaya here
Mocha chocolata dada
Creole Lady Marmalade…
This is excellent news…for John McCain.
[re=525242]loquaciousmusic[/re]: tits or GITMO!
Will Brown give McCain tips on pimping out Meaghan at his next campaign appearance?
First Palin and now Brown. The Teabaggers have been teabagged!
Ewwww, damn my visual imagination.
Can you just imagine the high-minded policy discussions that must go on between someone like Mr. Foldercrotch and ol’ Maverickey?
Will McCain try to sell Naked Scott Brown to outlaw bikers?
[re=525257]germansteel[/re]: Plus, how long has Scott Brown known McCain, that they are personal friends? Don’t you have to eat a cake with Walnuts before that can happen? I hope Scott will at least have the good grace to let McCain know beforehand if either of his daughters is knocked up.
[re=525253]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: the teabag is on the other chin now, is it?
Of course Walnuts will still blow it by doing his death monster face or falling asleep at the debate.
McCain/Brown 2012! I really don’t want to see that campaign poster.
Scott Brown, how many debased ways can you formulate to prove you are nothing more than a cheap, hairy, hussy-for-hire?
Get your sun dress ready Cindy. Something tells me you’ll be secretly attending another Tempe Music Festival.
[re=525262]Mr Blifil[/re]: My friends, everyone is a personal friend of John McCain’s, my friends.
DEAR WONKETTE: Why is it all “gay” and “poop” with everything lately. Give some more “douche bagginess” and try to be a little more Jesusy like you was in the olden days…which was last month. What? OK, I’ll fuck off.
I for one am looking forward to a cage match between Meghan McCain and either/both of the Brown daughters, preferably in clamshell bikinis. Even if it only happens in an alternate universe or a Star Trek fanfic. 50,000 quatloos on the newcomers!
[re=525247]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Voulez-vous campaign avec moi?
And with that comment, I have WON THE MORNING!!! Congratulations, me. I am someobody now, really making a difference.
[re=525280]AddHomonym[/re]: *Lindsey clap*
“…naked Scott Brown is totally gay for John McCain.”
That fits. One could argue that ‘Top Gun’ was the gayest movie of the 80s. Hi sailor, new in town?
Today, we are all naked sluts.
[re=525278]WarAndG[/re]: You must have missed the long thread on yesterday’s post about Douche-hat’s column claiming that only Jesus-lovers can write fantasy; that had everything you say you want.
[re=525279]DoktorZoom[/re]: Why are you not writing this slash, right now? It would be great for our proposed liberalcommiesluts.com website initiative.
So does this confirm that Scott Brown is a TBINO? Or is he not being a sellout because Sarah Palin preceded him in endorsing McCain over the Birfer? It’s so complicated trying to tell who’s betraying who when everybody’s principles are America, Jesus and Freedom.
[re=525289]TGY[/re]:
Let’s face it: We are naked sluts every day.
[re=525303]Tommmcatt[/re]: Today, it’s too cold to be naked.
[re=525289]TGY[/re]:
Nice work, if you can get.
[re=525279]DoktorZoom[/re]: The newcomers are pale and weak, denoting inferior stock and a lack of rigorous training. Note their vacuous stares and inability to decently fill a clam shell.
The McAbe was bred for this sport and has been trained from the nest.
100,000 quatloos on the Maverick-spawn!!!
[re=525290]JMP[/re]: Ahh, a glimmer of normalimousy. Thanks for the tip. I’ve been away.
[re=525275]JMP[/re]: To qualify as a close personal friend of Maverick McCain, all you have to do is sit within earshot and manage to smile as he tells a sexist, racist joke, and You’re in like Flint.
But after that you’d don’t want to be, anymore.
“Scott Brown is totally gay for John McCain, which is why J.D. Hayworth will be the next Barry Goldwater.”
…I need to start re-thinking the choices I’ve made in life that made me capable of understanding this sequence of words.
So, McCain is counting on Brown, the guy who the teabaggers now hate, to get him the teabagger vote? This is as brilliant a strategy as selecting Palin as his VP, and will work out equally well I’m sure.
[re=525286]weejee[/re]: Not only could one argue such a thing, one has (and quite fucking well, I might add.)
[re=525230]freakishlystrong[/re]: Does this mean when Scott disappears from campaigning with John on the trail, John will say “you are all Naked Cosmo Senators from Mass!!!!
OH GOD!! HELP OUR COUNTRY DEAR HEAVENLY FATHER! THE LIAR SUPPORTS THE MODERATE RINO AND NOT AMERICAN PATRIOT CHRIS SIMCOCKS, WHY DID I DONATE $1000000 TO THIS COMMIE GAY-ASS TRAITOR?!?! WHERES MY GUN?
I have heard, too, that McCain is about to be endorsed by the Giant Inflatable Beaver.
Meghan MaGoo is on her way to kick the crap outta a few old ladies McCain made homeless in the S & L thieveries of teh 80′s.
After the event, an energized McCain joked with reporters, stripped off his shirt and performed back flips and slam dunks for a gathering crowd. Brown walked along slowly and stiffly, mumbling angrily about “gooks” with a dull, far away look in his eyes.
[re=525247]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: This is beginning to huuuuuurt/
this is beginning to get seeeerious/
it used to be a game, now it’s a crying shame/
cuz you don’t want to play around no mooooooore/
Ch:
GITCHO, UH-HUHHH, GITCHO, UH-HUHHHH/
GITCHO! GITCHO, GITCHO! /
uh-hhuuuuuuhhhh
[re=525309]proudgrampa[/re]: And that’s why Brownie is heatin’ up in AZ…
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