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Journey without maps.If you’ve been waking up in the middle of the night with a quiet sense of dread and the distinct sensation that something terrible is about to happen, don’t worry! It’s just your subconscious wondering if anybody ever decided what to call that new John King show on CNN.

So what will they call it, this show anchored by John King, featuring things that happen in the USA?

BRILLIANT.

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  2. [re=525186]bfjm[/re]: wow. Is that what the kids call ASCII art? Cuz it looks like art to me! Seriously! Brilliant!

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  3. [re=525191]Joshua Norton[/re]: They could call it “John King–No Relation.” But then people might confuse it with “Anthony Bourdain–No Reservations.” Of course, that would only affect people with short attention spans, which is something like 70% of the United States.

  4. I sometimes wake up with an itch and an unpleasant discharge. Is this comparable to the quiet sense of dread to which you refer?

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  6. Auh! I don’t get CNN. John King is a humorless Spock-like character, minus the charm, who secretly wants to be Toby Kieth. That’s not programming, that’s a reason to listen to NPR.

  7. So he’s already visited 50 states, is sick of it, and wants to stay home with wifey Dana whoever it is. Perfectly normal. So they should call it “John King, interviewing Chuck Hegel, Chuck Schumer, Mary Matalin, John McCain, and all the usual camera whores in DC.” Catchy, huh?

    Oh, and [re=525186]bfjm[/re], please die with festering boils. O Wonkette Overlords, please extract your mighty banhammer from loop on your overalls, and squash this bug. We’re trying to run a sophisticated site her.

    TruckNutz!

  8. [re=525239]V572625694[/re]: For once, I agree. There has never before been been anyone who so deserved the banhamer, right up the side of his or her nasty little head.

  9. They can also break from the past with “John King: not a crazy old racist orange-faced birther.”

    Or go formal with “King, John”. And remind us all of the Robin Hood villain who was weak enough to bring on the first dent in the Monarchy’s absolute power.

  10. I want to see an ASCII picture of an actual Ed Hardy shirt, complete with all the tacky rose thorns and tigers and jizz stains.

  11. [re=525254]gurukalehuru[/re]: I had hoped the fashion spambot onslaught would cease after Xmas passed. But nope, here it’s March and it’s back under yet another name. C’mon, Sara; it’s Hammer time!

    And the ASCII image puts that beyond even that satiricalpolital blogwhore for annoyance. Though if you squint, it could look like a set of trucknuts.

  12. [re=525269]bitchincamaro[/re]: And yet still funnier than Leno, if unintentionally so!

    “John King looks out bus windows, sees things, comments about them”. He’s the Thomas Friedman of CNN!

  13. Botswana MCFC, I just want to see Harry Reid wearing an Ed Hardy shirt, baby blue plaid shorts, matching flipflops, and cool guy sunglasses by RayBan. is that too much to ask?

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