'Top Secret' RNC Fundraising Presentation Rife With Cartoons, Transcribed Evil Cackling

 Uh oh! Somebody found the playbook, and it's full of secret, evil GOP strategies that have been obvious to any human being who's watched any half-second of any news coverage at any point in the last 30 to 200 million years. Although the Scooby Doo imagery is new, hadn't considered that yet.

The Republican National Committee plans to raise money this election cycle through an aggressive campaign capitalizing on 'fear' of President Barack Obama and a promise to 'save the country from trending toward socialism.'

The strategy was detailed in a confidential party fundraising presentation, obtained by POLITICO, which also outlines how 'ego-driven' wealthy donors can be tapped with offers of access and 'tchochkes.'"

Whoa whoa whoa, let's slow down. That's not exactly true, Ben Smith. It actually says "Tchochkes!!!!!!!!!!" That is ten exclamation points. The precise number on the slideshow could be anywhere from 7 to 13. It's hard to count exclamation points when they're all in a row like that.

The presentation explains the Republican fundraising in simple terms.

"What can you sell when you do not have the White House, the House, or the Senate...?" it asks.

The answer: "Save the country from trending toward Socialism!”

SOCIALISM? GRRRR! ME FIND CHECKBOOK.

 RNC Document Mocks Donors, Plays on 'Fear' [Ben Smith]