Ha ha ha, how much did Fox News screw up this poll? Hey Fox, you can’t ask a “look-alike” question when you post two images of the SAME PERSON. Obviously Obama looks exactly like Oba– (Hold on… WHAT IS IT NOW, Intern Riley, we are trying to finish a post… wait, what? On the left you say?… British?… WHITE??…) [Fox News]
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Well, now they can just look at Simon’s birf certificate and be satisfied, yes?
This is why I’m such a fan of Fox News – it’s all about the funny.
Oh, and the occasional glimpse of the urine stains on Steve Doocy’s pantaloons.
They all look alike to me. Isn’t the guy on the left one of the Jacksons?
They did the same thing with Dubya and a chimp, didn’t they? They didn’t? That’s hard to believe.
How about Charlie Rangel and Cab Calloway?
http://bit.ly/bFOEov
No wonder they kicked Paula Abdul off the show — she looks terrible!
How about Charlie Rangel and Cab Calloway?
Wow, that is striking. And Ellen DeGeneres looks just like Kathleen Sebelius!
I can see the resemblance — one’s half-white and the other is half-assed.
Well, they both have penises and dark graying hair, neither is fat, and Fox sifted through their images to find two where they’re making similar expressions. That’s it, and uh, what exactly was the point of this anyway?
Though it does beg the question: who would be more painful to work with, the Senate Republican obstructionists or the delusional, tone deaf early AI wannabes?
Separated at birth…IN KENYA, obvs.
what, there were no pics of black serial killers?
[re=524026]JMP[/re]: Senate.
The guy on the left is British. He gets Socialist health care. The guy on the right is… therefore socialist.
One guy has a set of balls….
The Obama on the left has been photo-shopped to look ‘whiter’. Typical Fox.
Funny thing is, I had that same expression as they did, when I saw that poll! Clearly I ALSO=Simon, =Obama.
“One man is evaluating a musical performance and the other is listening to the discourse at the health care summit but are both thinking they know best?”
It’s been said before, probably seven or eight times already today on this site alone, but Fox News really has become a parody of itself. There is really little else to say about them.
So, Barak Obama is responsible for the Spice Girls?
The Conservatives are right, he is evil incarnate.
[re=524038]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: One man is listening to the same old song-and-dance churned out by rote from a gang of attention whores oblivious to the context and emotion and humanity behind what they’re doing — and the other is a judge on American Idol.
OT. I just read where Snowbilly is now working with Harper Collins to write a book on virtues.
In a fair and balanced world, Fox would also do a side-by-side comparison of Glenn Beck and Theodore from “Alvin and the Chipmunks.” For the troops, and for freedom.
[re=524035]NopantsMcGee[/re]: If this were a typical FOX poll, one of them would be Hung.
Is the “Leave a comment” box sponsored by the PeePoo bag people?
Uh, no. Under no circumstances, whatsoever. Obviously.
[re=524038]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: I don’t know about Simon, but considering who else was talking at at the health reform debate, Obama would be right in thinking he knows best.
[re=524038]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh……I get it! I get it! The president is being rude like Simon. Ohhhhhhhhh…… he’s a bad boy, he is. Thanks to the Fox News for making that so clear. I would have thought he was doing his job.
My Quiz sheet:
º Yes
º No
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[re=524043]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: I tell you what I want, what I really really want. So tell me what you want what you really really want. I wanna huh I wanna huh I wanna healthcare reform! (And a zig-a-zig-ah!)
The follow-up question, obviously: Do you think about touching their private parts?
This is not a scientific pole.
Worst part. More Americans probably know who the guy on the left is. I haz a sad.
[re=524054]Pandy[/re]: FOX is saying that Obama’s a cheeky monkey.
Both of them are thinking he is the smartest guy in the room. One of them is correct.
Do you think Rupert Murdoch reads this shit?
Fair and that other thing.
Wait a sec, I’m confused. Is Fox News comparing the Republican participation at the health care summit to the American Idol “wannabees” that Simon justly pillories for the first several weaks of each season of AI? Because, not only am I inclined to agree, but I can kinda sympathize with both of them, honestly. Also, doesn’t “[Person X] thinks they know best” stop being a barb when it’s obvious that they do know better than most of the other tards in the room, as is obviously the case with Simon, and dare I say, Obama as well?
Its the celebrity meme, of course. They are both “celebrities”.
I’d file this under Fox News’ “Black President is being uppity” meme. Obviously, the orange man in the room knows best.
I think Simon is there to just hide that, but the “thinking [he] knows best” is the key. Really, I guess this also hits the Librul Elitist meme too.
How lazy. A GOOD Fox look-alike poll would have Obama and a picture of Hitler.
[re=524045]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Perfection.Thank you.
[re=524073]maven[/re]: it mayhap that the right has found another choice celebrity: Alister C. Anderson, who still hates the federal gubmit for the War of Northern Aggression against Good Christian Slaveholders. With a straight face he says this shit.
http://bit.ly/910IaM
Next stop, his own show on Fox.
Can they combine this with the “touching people’s privates” one? Much hilarity would be sure to ensue. Oh, and maybe some fart jokes.
Hey, my President knows how to use his middle finger without a teleprompter!!
Nah, but I still say that from the right angle, Alanis Morissette looks strangely like young Mary Tyler Moore.
Both of them are thinking “Jesus H. fucking Christ on a pogo stick, how can these people be this stupid and still manage to dress themselves in the morning?”
[re=524068]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: “Do you think Rupert Murdoch reads this shit?”
Depends what you mean by “this shit.” If you mean juvenile slams at the president in his own media, I’d say “definitely no.” If you mean Wonkette commentary, I’d say “possible” since he probably Googles phrases like “urine stains on Steve Doocy’s pantaloons” and “PeePoo bag people”
on a regular basis.
So which of the Republicans presenting their ideas at the summit is William Hung?
Actual comment, basically the definition of ironic:
“What arrogance!…that Obama speaks to John McCain in the tone he did. MR. McCain has DONE, EXPERIENCED, ENDURED,and CONTRIBUTED MORE to this country than Obama will EVER, nor CARE to do! I came out of my seat when I saw how this “no nothing President” addressed a REAL man who could run rings around him in every arena. The problem with DUMB PEOPLE, is that they never realize just how dumb and inadequate they are so they go through life with this superior attitude never realizing how stupid they appear to even the most mildly intelligent people. You are an embarassment Obama!”
[re=524149]petehammer[/re]: no nothing….know nothing…what difference does it make….i’m just mildly intelligent.
[re=524066]Extemporanus[/re]: cheeky monkey or sexy beast? i’m confused.
Meh. All white people look the same to me.
I liked the picture of my dick and Jim Bunning.
“British?… WHITE??”
COWELL IS OBAMANOIDESSIAH’S TRUE FATHER.
[re=524126]Jukesgrrl[/re]:
Niceniceverynice
Hehe
[re=524155]Pandy[/re]: Do you live in the East, beneath the willow tree?
I can’t believe the Republicans want to push the “funny faces” meme, considering the last guy they had in office.
But where is the pic of Obama in a T-shirt rubbing his nipples?
Also — this was very original — when SPY Magazine did it in 1986.
Next up: Brit Hume’s Billy Crystal impression. “You (ahem) look marvelous. (ahrumph)”
They probably think that this clever. They are definitely wrong.
[re=524126]Jukesgrrl[/re]: to say nothing of “ladyboy juice…”
[re=524018]Troubledog[/re]: Hidey hidey hidey ho!
Great post!
Gold Coins
Didn’t know Fox News was on a first name basis with the president. I wonder how many times during the eight years of the Bush admin they captioned a picture using only “George.”
I guess showing respect would only risk more uppitiness.
[re=524158]rocktonsammy[/re]: Is this something you would care to share with the group?
Reminds me of the bit from the British show Absolutely Fabulous, where Patsy looks at a black guy and says “Has anyone ever told you that you look like Sean Connery?”
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