The POLITICO better be right, and it almost always is: “Rep. Eric Massa (D-N.Y.) will not seek reelection — after only one term in office. According to several House aides on both sides of the aisle, the House ethics committee has been informed of allegations that Massa, who is married with two children, sexually harassed a male staffer.” He was one of the most liberal Congressman, so it was already basically public record that he loved wieners and poop. He wants single-payer health care, for Christ’s sake! The one where they sell white children to gay people and fling fetuses at Jeebus pictures! [Politico]
EITHER THAT OR CANCER
March 3, 2010
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Well, I suppose Massa-baiting is one way to win the afternoon.
If yelling “kiss my ass” or “suck it Gorillionare!” count as sexual harrassment then all of my supervisors are in big trouble.
Why yes, Massa. Anything you say, Massa!
I always assumed his downfall would be telling an African American staffer that, “Massa wants you to work all day.”
Still, a closet Republican, obvs.
He’s going to elope with Patterson.
“sexually harrassed a male staffer” – must be a closet republican
Quitting upon the first whisper of scandal? How honorable!
Well — if Politico is using anonymous sources to smear a Democrat I’m sure they’re doing it responsibly. Like, that their sources (because you always want more than one, for confirmation) didn’t both get their information from the same person.
That FOX News “Swimsuit Area Perv Poll” suddenly makes perfect sense.
It’s about time a Dem gets in on the weiners and poop thing. Repugs have had a filibuster-proof majority on these offenses for way too long…He’s just a “massa, massa burnin’ love!”.
A closeted DEM purportedly chasing after office boys? If I hear that a REP congressman is cheating on his wife with another woman then I’ll know the end is nigh.
“wieners and poop” Is that today’s special at the House dining room?
Cost of lawyers to defend such false allegation – $500,000
Wieners, poop, selling white children and Jeebus – Priceless!
Rupe’s Post Touts: “Massa kissed male staff!”
The “Fightin’ Twenty-ninth” will miss him and his bizarre miniscandals.
I dunno, “Eric’s in de cole, cole groun’” just doesn’t have the right ring to it.
Massa’s in the cold, cold ground.
[re=523970]lawrenceofthedesert[/re]: [re=523972]V572625694[/re]: Get a plot, you two!
[re=523975]Extemporanus[/re]: If we do, will you thicken it for us?
As opposed to the Republican health care plan, which involves selling gay children to Rush Limbaugh.
Yes, but did he wiggle it?
“I wanna wriggle around in your excrement” sounds so fucking hot. I can’t lie.
Pelosi and her liberal agenda have screwed the country once again. If Dennis Hastert were still speaker, everyone would just let Massa go about his business trolling for little boys while Congress stayed busy protecting our freedoms.
Does it matter that Massa has a Peculiar Institutional relationship with a Mr. Dick-hurt of Greenwich Village, NYC?
No? Right then, I’ll return to drinking my breakfast…
“A 20-year Navy veteran…”
“Massa has played a gadflylike role in the House…”
Jeez, just turn up in assless chaps, why doncha, Mary?
[BTW, ur link is broken, returds.]
[re=523976]lawrenceofthedesert[/re]: With all the dirt I have, filling a plot hole or two will be mulch easier than you might expect.
Perhaps Eric Massa’s staffer needed to pay off his minivan?
I’d do him.
[re=523979]grevillea[/re]: Just a little bit.
[re=523987]Bearbloke[/re]: So messy:
“Further, Eric Massa swore under oath that Sanford Dickert, “lured three college-age boys under the legal drinking age into (a campaign) apartment, and provided for their consumption more than a case of beer and a bottle of vodka.”
“After saying that Sanford Dickert had “lured” or “solicited” young males described as “boys” or “young high school boys,” Eric Massa wrote: “Dickert invited my then-16-year-old son to spend the night with him.”
http://www.lonsberry.com/writings.cfm?story=2022&go=4
[re=523978]thejesusandmarycheney[/re]: Are you referring to Rush Limbaugh’s Resort-Hotel “Orphanage” in the Dominican Rep., to which that Yank church group in Haiti was delivering children?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1247788/Haiti-earthquake-One-Haiti-orphans-kidnapped-American-church-group-parents.html
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/jan/31/american-baptists-arrested-taking-children
Another succumbs to the lure of the ladyboy juice.
[re=524000]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Hmmm, very murky vision on that. Was the camera smeared with excrement, do you suppose?
[re=524007]grevillea[/re]: Hey, it was the early 90s. What wasn’t smeared with excrement back then?
[re=524001]grevillea[/re]: Sounds like Massa finally found true Happiness.
[re=524010]Extemporanus[/re]: Yeesh. Think I’ll just go roll around in some excrement to get clean after that.
[re=523988]grevillea[/re]: I giggled helplessly.
[re=524029]grevillea[/re]: Do you want to poop back and forth, forever?
Pasty white guy, perv smile, ruffled Old Glory backdrop, likes young poop chutes, racist sounding name…..c’mon now, how can this guy not be a repubican?
Dems, Reps, aren’t they all the same?
nEW yORK IS BECOMING THE NEW Illinois.
[re=523983]magic titty[/re]: David Vitter, even though he realizes this resignation could be a pick-up for the GOP, is a little upset about it. Not too many coprophiliacs in Congress, as is; losing this one, with his antebellum-friendly name, is a major blow.
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