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  • Jim Bunning, the bitterest old dick in the Senate, has finally decided to let unemployed people continue to collect unemployment benefits. [USA Today]
  • Charlie Rangel will not resign as the chairman of the House Ways and Means committee, even though he is a sinner who enjoyed the pleasures of a rent-controlled New York City apartment a little too much. [Washington Post ]
  • Texas Governor Rick Perry celebrated his primary win over Kay Bailey Hutchison by desecrating one of the nicest barbecue joints in the nation. [Statesman]
  • The Post Office will save money by bringing you more of less! [Reuters]
  • A consumer advocacy group is suing Anthem Blue Cross for being terrible. [Reuters]
  • Sarah Palin did a stand-up routine for Jay Leno, and the only thing preventing the NBC studio from collapsing into a vortex of Horror was the absence of Carrot Top. [USA Today]
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42 COMMENTS

  1. Too bad Farouk Shami didn’t win the Democratic nomination. With a name like that. I’m sure he would have done extremely against Perry well in places like Driftwood.

  2. Could someone watch the Sarah Palin routine and comment on it so that I don’t have to watch it myslef?

    Thanks a million, martyr.

  3. [re=523401]What Fresh Hell is This?[/re]: It. Was. Awful. Really, I was cringing the whole time. It was all “Take my wife…please!”

  4. As always, Doucheborough made the most sense of Slick Rick’s win in Texas. It’s because the country is angry with all incumbents. Ummmmm..what?

    This is the new right wing hack meme; the whole country is angry with Washington and hates Government, Congress is broken, because the Republicans aren’t running it. Once they win in 2010, the country will go back to revering Government and Washington. I’m starting to consider where to move when Beck/Palin win in 2012.

  5. [re=523401]What Fresh Hell is This?[/re]: She mocked the “lame”, (otherwise known as physically handicapped who can’t walk) Family Guy episode, to describe the assault perpetrated to desecrate little retarded Trick.

    So, let’s all be clear: It’s ok to mock PHYSICALLY handicapped people who can’t walk, cuz that’s just satire, obviously.

  6. [re=523406]freakishlystrong[/re]: Don’t bother; nuclear fallout does not respect national borders, and when the end comes, you want to be right under a detonation point anyway.

  7. As Harry Reid said, where was Jim Bunning when W. spent zillions of bucks outside the budget on Iraq? Gigashits for killing people but not one single fart for helping them.

  8. She did some cutting-edge, hard-hitting satire about Congress having a low approval rating and people in LA using botox. I had enough after two punchlines. It was basically a local TV bimbo reading Jay’s leftover jokes.

  9. Let’s not forget Charlie’s Caribbean trips paid for my the health-care industrial complex, not paying income tax on real estate rentals and, perhaps worst of all, his cars with no tags… If we ‘little people’ drive around without tags we get busted, not Charlie! This cocksucker is the very caricature of a venal, self-serving politician, his head would look good on a pike.

  10. [re=523401]What Fresh Hell is This?[/re]: She had her BTH (Big Teabagger Hairdo) and Jay asked her simple questions, like she was stupid, also.

  11. I actually voted in the TX GOP primary yesterday to try get Governor Good Hair into a run-off w/ KBH. Sigh…it didn’t work and now I will be receiving GOP mail and phone calls for the next 10 years in 3…2….1…..

  12. [re=523401]What Fresh Hell is This?[/re]:
    She pulled her top off and shook her boingers in Jay’s face while singing the Teabagger’s anthem. Must see Teevee indeed!

  13. Please, God, let someone tell SP she’s a natural at comedy. Having her doing a tour of Chucklehuts and Funnybones is a hell of a lot less scary than the crap she’s doing now.

    [re=523406]freakishlystrong[/re]: Yeah, Joe and his ilk make so much sense – an incumbent (Rep) in a closed primary can barely get 51% in Texas and its a diss on DC; but the incumbent (Dem) in the primary in Illinois barely gets 51% and its a diss on the idea of incumbents, period. Any chance the Dem (who got something like 80% of the primary vote) has a real shot, given that Perry couldn’t get 50% of the vote in the general last time and since then has gone downhill? Or am I dreaming?

  14. [re=523441]plowman[/re]: The rare combo platter – and in the middle, the implanted soul of Reagan ala the freak in Total Recall, insistently whispering “Tax Cuts! Star Wars! Tax Cuts!” the whole time.

  15. Good for Perry; I’d been hoping he’d win, now he can go forward with his succession plans and the rest of the US can finally be rid of fucking Texas.

  16. [re=523446]Berkeley Bear[/re]: lease, God, let someone tell SP she’s a natural at comedy.

    Yeah … she can team up with Larry the Cable Guy.

    I still think the perfect job for Sarah would be doing the weather on the “Today” show.

  17. [re=523463]coolcatdaddy[/re]: No no. A better pairing would be as a foil for Waylon Flowers. Or as a stand-in for Peanut, complete with Jeff Dunham’s hand up her ass.

  18. Wait a minute! Two times Jay said this was SP’s comedy debut. Do you mean to tell me all this time this joke wasn’t supposed to be funny? So confused.

  19. Jim Bunning…has finally decided to let unemployed people continue to collect unemployment benefits.

    Senator Jim Bunning: Great American, or *Greatest American Ever*?

  20. [re=523423]plowman[/re]: “Charlie’s Caribbean trips paid for my the health-care industrial complex,”
    Not to get all ad hominem and stuff, but:
    If you own the complex, you are part of the problem, plow baby.

  21. [re=523430]dmdlnt[/re]: I did the same thing (voted early), and as I left the polling station, I thought, “Holy SHIT, What if SHE wins the election??!!!” Falling into the smallest pile of shit is still falling into shit! Now, I wait to cast another losing vote for Bill White in November. If you want solitude – try being a Democrat in Texas.

  22. Jay Leno is completely unbearable for even ten seconds, and all I can ever think about when I hear his name is Bill Hicks’ brilliant “I used to be funny I used to be funny!” routine about Leno that pretty much summed up the entire Leno suckingness. Hicks was doing that like twenty years ago, and Leno sucks even more now than he did then.

  23. Mention of Texas and barbecue just filled me with an incredible craving for Cooper’s in Llano. Sucks that it’s 3500 miles from where I’m at now.

  24. However disgraceful Perry’s conduct in the BBQ joint may have been, I am pretty sure President Palin has proclaimed that the word “desecrated” should be used only in connection with the Baby Trigus.

  25. [re=523430]dmdlnt[/re]: Yeah, I tried the same thing. I’ve been a howling wilderness of grim despair ever since the returns started coming in. Is this lying sack of shit ever going to not be our fucking governor anymore?

  26. [re=523430]dmdlnt[/re]: [re=523641]Maxine of Arc[/re]: You should’ve voted Teabagger, Mates! In fact, all you Yanks should do so in your primary elections this year… don’t you want the ReThuglicans to tear each other apart, like a pack of mangy dingos fighting over the last baby?

  27. [re=523533]GoinGreen[/re]: Shit, try being a progressive democrat in Alabama. I’m lonlier than the Maytag repairman. Its pathetic, I have to turn to Wonkette because nobody else here gets it.

  28. Sarah was really suffering without her RNC-funded stylist last night. I mean I still think she looked like crap during the campaign but yesterday she combined an ugly formal blazer with jeans and a crazier/tighter beehive hairdo. Living up to her Grifter White-trash Snowbilly reputation, I guess.

    I didn’t actually watch Leno, because he sucks, but I couldn’t avoid checking out Trig’s Mom on the Today Show.

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