Much like the Day of Infamy when George Washington switched from AOL to Hotmail, March the Second of Year Two-Thousand and Ten will always be remembered as the day the Patriot Google group said “we hath taken too much!” and just cold went over to Yahoo groups. [Patriotic Yahoo group]
BATTLE OF GOOGLE HILL 11:17 am March 2, 2010
Teabagger Militia Switches Online Battleground From Google To Yahoo
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Have these guys ever made an actual list of their liberties that have been usurped? Or is this just a general feeling that there is some usurping going on?
What, alt-sex-furries was already taken?
Well, fiddle-dee-dee and fie on Google. FIE, I say!
Why did Bodhidharma cross from India to China? Yahoo groups.
Moose to ken: “No doubt about it, I’ve got to get another newsgroup.”
Can they really not afford the $20 for a domain name and hosting and put up a good forum? What is it with conservatives and their lack of internet know-how?
I’ve noticed that anyone who says “usurp” these days is an asshole.
And this is about google tracking their IPs or something isn’t it?
Yahoo?! wow these people are slow.
Their flag to April’s breeze unfurled,
Here once the embattled farmers stood,
And fired the shot heard round Google Groups.
Are these a bunch of teen-age drama queens?
My god, they’re actually going back in time, tech-wise. Next up, they’ll be moving to a new platform on Compuserve.
[re=522648]Terry[/re]: The government is ignoring their Constitutional right to insist that no tax money be used to help black and/or poor people.
After the Google group was infiltrated by those sick fucking Plushies, what choice did they have?
Have I mentioned lately how much I fucking despise the fucking word “Patriot”? Especially when it’s used by idiots, whose unnamed rights have been “usurped” by the Kenyan?
Well, the government clearly hasn’t usurped your rights to be assholes, so file that under “good news!”
Google has well-known socialist/fascist leanings.
No taxation without more robust private message features! Give me liberty or give me a different free web hosting service!!
I don’t get it – conservative, stupid, teabaggers, “patriot movement”…. They sound like they should be on AOL.
[re=522661]qwerty42[/re]: No; they’re middle-aged and elderly drama queens, they only act like teenage bullies.
“our efforts have been recognized as singularly useful and effective”
i.e. we have typed many many furiously dumb things into a forum, on the internet.
[re=522648]Terry[/re]: This is exactly my question. Has anyone ever bothered to ask one of these jerks what the hell they’re talking about? And any use of the word “patriot” in the shadow of the Patriot Act strikes me as treason – as does their rejection of the rule of law.
Moral incompetents.
They would have done gmail, but cost containment issues came into play. The real fun will be when the attempt to post pictures of Tank Man and find out it’s illegal to reference him on the Intarwebz.
I searched both hotbot and lycos for anything about this group. Nothing showed. They must not exist, hmmm.
“Because Google’s platform is no longer suitable, you can now join our really cool listserv!”
No complaints about the judicial branch? Is that because they aren’t aware it exists, or because they had no problem with Gore v. Bush, Citizen’s United, etc.?
Next, they’ll create a Geocities homepage. For freedom.
You surp!
Ken, we think there’s a mole in our group but we don’t know who it is. This switch to Yahoo will surely flush him out.
-Moose, sec. Unrepentant Teabaggers.
p.s. The first rule of unrepentant teabagging is you do not talk about unrepentant teabagging.
Google kept taking their boy-fucking pics down.
Yahoo will let them embed the Hamster Dance music on their home page.
For freedom.
[re=522662]JMP[/re]: [re=522660]privatejoker[/re]: Ya, I was going to say, don’t you mean, more like the Day of Infamy when George Washington switched from Hotmail to AOL? And sheet, I didn’t know AOL was still in business. That’s nice.
meh. Needs moar bright, flashing, sparkly purple font, and scrolling yellow bubble font.
[re=522664]freakishlystrong[/re]: The wignuts have done a good job ruining otherwise good words; Patriot they destroyed quite some time ago (well, the wignuts and the world’s most obnoxious professional sports fans, and their cheating team). Now I they’ve got me cringing at “freedom” and “liberty”.
[re=522666]Tommmcatt[/re]: It’s all that “sharing.” The move to Yahoo is just an incremental step while they build their own internet in a bunker, stocked with toilet paper, unfluoridated water, guns and twinkies. It will be made of gold so as to be impervious to inflation, and anyone wishing to partake will be able to pay for the privilege, but only after they have signed a loyalty oath, been tested for witchcraft, and confirmed through a series of clandestine trials designed to determine whether or not they are in fact undercover Clintonites who personally killed Vince Foster.
Then, using this “internet,” these patriots will discover proof of Obama’s Stalinist Muslim Indo-Kenyan origin, the nefarious conspiracy to indoctrinate our youth using AmeriCorps and FEMA camps, and the real location of Grant’s Tomb, which has been hidden by union thugs and their Chicago-style politics (which is defined by its thick crust and soggy pool of toppings). They will hold a glorious citizen’s trial, and America will be transported to magical July 5, 1776, when Americans were united in their love of warring against elitists and their high-and-mighty English accents.
But first, Yahoo. For the peaceful philosophical discussion, of course.
It’s a good thing Angelfire is still around. They’ll need it once they start making animated gifs of George Washington getting a blow job from the Bill of Rights.
[re=522648]Terry[/re]: Don’t you remember when they went to the health care town halls with guns carried openly? Then what happened? Their right to bear arms was usurped by, uh, them being shown on the teevee shouting, then going home.
Then later, when it gets dark, we go home.
Just a perfect protest.
Migrating from The Googles to The Yahoos. Appropriate.
Fuck yes, I will beat a dead horse:
“the fount from which all liberty and justice has flowed for over 200 years.”
Word? Sigh…. When I visit my great-great grandparents graves next trip to Texas I’ll be sure to salute the liberty and justice which enabled them to pick cotton under duress for a few decades.
[re=522690]Katydid[/re]: Hey Now! I still have AOL. I am an old, and I am lazy. I don’t want to have to tell everyone my new email address.
[re=522691]Redhead[/re]: Part it’s got to be blinking, too. You can’t go wrong with the blink tag!
[re=522692]JMP[/re]: And “the Founders”.
Oh goodie, a new Yahoo group where the members can bitch and whine about the President being black.
Wait, Yahoo Groups still exists? WTF?
If only the Patriots had 3megs of download speed.
Their passing game would not have stunk so much.
Ah these poor repressed Patriots. They’re so committed to the cause that they will sit in their jammies and post things on Yahoo! It’s effective! The Kenyan hasn’t been able to usurp a single constitutional right in the entire year he’s usurped the White House!
Thank god the Revolution didn’t depend on people like this to get started, they’d all still be having high tea and protesting Prince Charles on Yahoo!
There is a tax return preparation business that opened up in a strip mall near the place Promnight Dumpster Baby calls home, its called “Liberty,” and to drum up business, they have put at least one, and often two, employees out by the street, and they wear these spectacular statue of Liberty costumes, and they cavort and wave at the cars and suchwhat. I call them “my precious liberties,” and I am happy to know that they are what our troops are fightin’ for, also.
The efforts of the Unrepentant Patriots have been praised by the Unrepentant Patriots as singularly useful and effective.
[re=522662]JMP[/re]: Nope, it’s an Angelfire/Geocities web page for them next.
[re=522710]Prommie[/re]: I thought paying taxes was “Tranny”.
Why do I hear Inigo Montoya every time a teabagger utters the word “patriot?” “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
We should all take a moment and ponder the wisdom of the words of Bishop David, Unrepentant patriot:
… it is the men that are as dumbed down as the women. Most men in the US today have no idea what it is to be a real father. Many a man calls me antiquated. Men – calling themselves patriots – talk about the US Constitution as a needful thing that was written over two hundred years ago and is relevant today, they say the 1950s is ancient history, not to be revisted. They say I come out of a garbage can and am filled with hatred for women. They can not discern between women and feminazis. They cannot discern between good and evil. They have been well groomed by the enemies of America.
When the men cannot ban together as the feminastis have done they are losers and are too ignorant to realize it. They do not want God’s values, they do not want morality. They love adultery in their minds followed by adultery infact and in act. They love fornication. They are irresponsible for their own adultery, fornication and other lewd and lascivious acts.
I fear America is lost. There is a remnant that is being systematically attacked by women, the courts and the politicians. Men are of no help as they are also involved in the onslaught. Perhaps we, the remnat, will have to flee into the wilderness.
I say AMEN, Bishop! AMEN!
[re=522710]Prommie[/re]: we have them here in Chico too! So awesome.
[re=522717]Crank Tango[/re]:
No way! Chico, California? My home town…
The usurpious reason they chose today: If Tuesday Weld had married Fredric March their daughter would have been Tuesday March the Second.
This comes straight off their archived google page. Morans.
The Patriot’s Serenity Prayer
by
Moose (The Unrepentant Patriot)
(With no apologies whatsoever to Reinhold Niebuhr …sorry, I just don’t believe in apologizing to anyone … oops……)
God, grant me the serenity to load my clips quickly and fully,
and to accept that there are shots I cannot make;
the courage to take the shots I can;
and the wisdom to know the difference.
Living one skirmish at a time;
Enjoying one small victory at a time;
Accepting imperfect firing positions as the pathway to survival;
Taking, as our Founding Fathers did, this land as the gift from God that it is,
not as the hog-trough of shiftlessness and government largesse the Leftists would have it become;
Trusting that my full-metal-jackets will make all things right,
as long as I meter my breathing and choose my targets carefully;
That I may be reasonably happy in this life and,
as a result of my sacrifices for the cause of liberty,
supremely happy even if I eventually run out of ammo.
“Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori … It is sweet and proper to die for one’s country.” (Horace)
Amen.
The “remnat” cannot flee into the wilderness soon enough.
Everyone knows true Unrepetenant Patriots use quill pens, parchment paper and passenger pigeons. Only fags and commies use the internet.
[re=522712]Zadig[/re]: And they try to see if they can get an usenet newsgroup started for them; alt.politics.conservative.teabaggers.UnrepentantPatriots perhaps? Of course, that would let anyone who wants to and can find the group post there; they could get inundated by MEOWers.
[re=522716]Tommmcatt[/re]: What’s the deal? I love fornication. In fact, I love the fuck out of fornication.
Teabagger #1: There hath come a time in the course of human events when I must take a dump.
Teabagger #2: And I, I must water the urinal with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
[re=522729]Dashboard_Buddha[/re]:
I think this guy just might have some mommy issues to work through…
[re=522723]OhPleeze[/re]: Is it always necessary to do this drunken redneck teenage white boy act? I mean, always? JFC, this silly over the top hysteria will get to you.
[re=522716]Tommmcatt[/re]: Meh. Needs more iambic pentameter. But this, THIS, I love: “They love fornication. They are irresponsible for their own adultery, fornication and other lewd and lascivious acts.”
To which I say, Fuck YEA.
[re=522716]Tommmcatt[/re]:
“Perhaps we, the remnat, will have to flee into the wilderness.”
Cue the banjo players from “Deliverance.”
[re=522710]Prommie[/re]: It must be a chain. I have the same twisted freaks in my town too. Oddly enough I am mildly offended by making hispanic men wear a Lady liberty costume and cavort along the side of the road. Tremendously undignified.
Its not just the darkies, but the womens, too, what has the Yahoos stirred up.
I am also philosophically opposed to having my liberties usurped, but I am pretty sure that I am thinking something completely different when I think this.
[re=522710]Prommie[/re]: I too have seen them dancing around. Most, if not all have been of African American or Hispanic heritage under their “Lady Liberty’s” crown. I call them “The new face of Liberty” – that or “Get the fuck out of the road, goddammit!!!”
Aren’t they worried that they may be called yahoos instead of patriots? Just asking.
Has fake George Washington weighed in on this controversy yet?
[re=522737]Seek[/re]: You see, you didn’t realize that those were your “precious Liberties.” Thats them, hispanic guys in foam costumes, yes, they are our Precious Liberties. And I for one am glad that someone is watching to make sure they are not usurped. You betcha.
I keep thinking of Henry IV, at Agincourt, except he is saying “we angry few, we band of morons.”
[re=522716]Tommmcatt[/re]:
This angry fellow obviously spends alot of Saturday nights alone yearning to fornicate and participate in lewd and lascivious acts.
[re=522736]Sen. Schlong[/re]: Please, please do so. To the wilderness, wingnuts, and never come back.
[re=522737]Seek[/re]: True dat. Dignity demands a towering fruit salad headdress a la Carmen Miranda.
[re=522720]Tommmcatt[/re]: yes indeed! I’ve only been here for a couple of years, but it’s pretty sweet. I avoid reading the Chico ER because the comments make me want to go out and start shooting teabaggers, but I love the farmers’ markets and whatnot.
[re=522706]rev_matt_y[/re]: If they want to go Founding Fathers, of the internets, they should see if The Well is still operating. For freedom.
[re=522749]BOOBIES![/re]: He’s upset because he has so much trouble trying to find a good-looking man to fornicate with on Saturday night. Er, wait; he totally meant to say women there.
“Unrepentant Patriots” makes it sound like they have something to repent for. What could it be? Child porn? Animal torture? My money is on cheating on their taxes.
What, too many Jews on the Google? Not sure Yahoo’s gonna solve that anti-semitic itch for you…
[re=522753]Crank Tango[/re]:
Still, Chico I’d rather but up with Chico ‘Baggers than Paradise ‘Baggers. Or, God forbid, the ‘Baggers from Oroville.
Oh, and by the way, have you seen this at the bottom of every post on UP:
NOTICE:
>
> Due to Presidential Executive Orders, the National Security Agency (NSA) and
> the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) may read this email without
> warning, warrant, or notice. They may do this without any judicial or
> legislative oversight. We in this country have no recourse or protection.
> Everything we type may be used against us to detain us in a secret prison,
> where we will be held without right of habeas corpus or right to trial by
> jury.
So precious…
I wish they’d all just shoot a British soldier and get it over with.
Maybe Roger Ebert found their Google group.
Whenever I hear the word “Patriot” used I cringe. Before these jerks came along it always meant people who support what ever war we were in at the time. I’ve been unpatriotic for several decades but more so now than ever.
[re=522715]tehbenton[/re]: I thought Wesley said that. During his poison duel with the short funny guy. Altho it would be funnier and sadly more accurate if the non-native-english speaker were correcting the native speakers.
[re=522737]Seek[/re]: [re=522741]Prommie[/re]: My God there every where. There are probably more Lady Liberty guys than tea baggers right now.
Beware the Remnat in the woods
who live in fear, among the trees
their crazy eyes, their shit-stained pants
as they defend their liberties!
Ya Who?
[re=522716]Tommmcatt[/re]: I want me some of them feminatsis who love fornication!
[re=522657]drewonline[/re]: ARE YOU KIDDING???!?!?!11 THEY HAVEN’T EVEN MASTERED THE CAPSLOCK KEY AND THE SHIFT KEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111
[re=522771]twowheeljunkie[/re]:
The Lady Liberties aren’t teabaggers, they are trannies in training.
Obviously the secret prisons are real, seeing as how they’re all talking about them!
[re=522716]Tommmcatt[/re]: This anger is what happens when you close bowling alleys and turn them out into the streets.
[re=522807]Georgia Burning[/re]: Obviously people are concerned about secret prisons. And still the “President” refuses to acknowledge their concerns?
[re=522747]Kool Keith[/re]: Fake George Washington is busy watching John Adams on HBO.
Personally, I’m far more worried about my right to fornicate, which has been usurped by the lack of willing feminestes (feminastes? feminiestas? feminsiestas? heck any femme). All I know is I’ve been begging women to systematically attack my remnants.
And no, I will not “ban together men!” Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
[re=522763]Tommmcatt[/re]: Yeah, and who passed that Executive Order? Oh yeah, it was Bush and a Republican Congress, under the guise of being “fer the good of Amurka”. How’s that going for you, Impotentable Patriots?
First bunch of Cajuns they run into, it’s back home to Mommy’s basement.
Oh, I meant “Hessians.”
The first rule of secret prison is you do not talk about secret prison.
The second rule of secret prison is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT SECRET PRISON.
The third rule of secret prison is surprise buttsecks
[re=522763]Tommmcatt[/re]: Yeah, Chico is a nice little island in a sea of diarrhea.
[re=522658]Crank Tango[/re]: As in”usurp my nutsack, poltroon.”
Well Moose sure as hell usurped my right to not be assaulted by a run-on sentence.
[re=522728]JMP[/re]: I think this is an excellent idea. The trolls would have so much fun.
[re=522737]Seek[/re]: Here is Baltimore it appears to be white male unemployed college students at least out in the close in suburbs.
[re=522783]Red Zeppelin[/re]: *wink*
[re=522648]Terry[/re]: I doubt if they were pressed they could come up with anything more coherent then: “But there’s a BLACK man in the White House!”
[re=522701]Prommie[/re]: Having AOL and switching to AOL in 2010 are entirely different, eh?
Sub Yahoo for AOL. You don’t look or act like an old. Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.
[re=522748]Prommie[/re]: Oh, God, you nearly gave me an asthma attack from laughing so hard and so unexpectedly.
I hope they’ll tweet the number for their new BBS for Real Patriots for AMERICA . My 300 baud modem is standing by.
This is a grand day in the history of mankind. We must rejoice with reckless abandon. All nations go forth with the knowledge of everlasting peace.
[re=522723]OhPleeze[/re]: “The goal is not to die for your country; it is to make the other guy die for HIS country.” — George Patton
Considering it took them a month or so to figure out that the term “teabagging” was part of the vast left wing conspiracy to make them look like fools, this news is not surprising.
[re=522763]Tommmcatt[/re]: Unfortunately, they are technically correct.
So wrong, on so many levels:
“A collection of several thousand patriots” = Group Information * Members: 183
“We have recently decided that the Google platform is no longer suitable…and accordingly we have established a new Yahoo group of the same name” = Founded: Nov 18, 2008
Several thousand really equals less than 200. Brand new Yahoo group established–almost eighteen months ago. Geez, teatards, if you’re going to flat out lie like that, hide the fricking evidence, don’t let it reside in plain sight on your home page.
“A man sometimes starts up a patriot, only by disseminating discontent, and propagating reports of secret influence, of dangerous counsels, of violated rights, and encroaching usurpation. This practice is no certain note of patriotism. To instigate the populace with rage beyond the provocation, is to suspend publick happiness, if not to destroy it. He is no lover of his country, that unnecessarily disturbs its peace. Few errours and few faults of government, can justify an appeal to the rabble; who ought not to judge of what they cannot understand, and whose opinions are not propagated by reason, but caught by contagion.”
Johnson: The Patriot
’nuff said? I know Sam Johnson was not exactly pro US independence, but the old goat knew bollocks when he saw it.And said so. Loudly.
I am the only one that sees this? Obviously, some poor schlub who works for Yahoo has been assigned to infiltrate this group, convincing them to change over so that Yahoo can finally get in on that crazy, ultra-right audience base that they’ve been lacking all these years …
In response to Terry (first comment in thread), yes, the lost freedoms have been discussed. If you are curious, you can find them at http://www.outpost-of-freedom.com/blog/?p=189
Of course, you will have to do some reading, as the explanations are not as simple as most would like them to be.
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