Famous make-believe New Yorker Harold Ford finally achieves his lifelong goal: an op-ed in the New York Times! Now he is nearly as cool as David Brooks! [New York Times]
NEVER WAS A HORSE LIKE THE TENNESSEE STUD
March 2, 2010
Quitter Harold Ford Jr. At Least Gets NYT Op-Ed, Like Bono
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Reverse carpetbagger can’t make it here? Probably won’t make it anywhere.
Love the subhead…the Doctor is in!
Haha, Harold still plays with Transformers. It shows in his font.
And as whiny and full of horseshit as David Brooks as well!
He “reached the conclusion” that people considered him what we here call a “shmuck.” It took him a few weeks to realize this because being a carpetbagger he wasn’t familiar with the lingo.
Harold Ford selflessly and for the better good of the Democratic Party drops out of the race once he realized that he didn’t stand a chance in Hell.
Technically, “carpetbagger” was traditionally applied only to opportunistic Northerners who went south. In this case, the proper term is “mulatto.”
So…has Harold Ford ever actually -done- anything in life, other than look like Alex Rodriguez?
It was pretty smart of him to pick that at his major, though.
1. Get Op-Ed Job at NTY
2. Learn how to write.
3. …
4. Profit!
Democratic insiders bullied him out of the race….Did you guys know we were Democratic insiders?
You lousy party bosses aren’t going to bully me out of this race! The people are clamoring for change! I’m not going anywhere! Uh, wait, sorry, I’m out of here.
Dear Harold:
It’s true what they say. You can’t go home again. So don’t even think about it (unless, of course, it’s to have Auntie Ophelia committed).
No love,
Memphis
Editorial, edited: “I.. I.. I.. I.. I.. I.. I.. I.. I.. I.. I.. I.. I.. I..”
Throughout the precampaign, he has shown the courage of his finance manager’s convictions.
[re=522544]gurukalehuru[/re]: Must be those SEIU thugs. First Kenneth now Harold, WHEN WILL IT END?
Quitty Palin-American is a quitter.
[re=522538]Nim, ham hock of liberty[/re]: Or like the love child of A-Rod and Jeter?
He just quit because noted wignut goat-blower Mikey Kaus’ entry into the California Senate race meant he could now only mount the second dumbest primary challenge this year.
Is this what Clinton and Obama are talking about when they say the labor force will require extensive retraining?
Does this mean he’s not coming back to Memphrica! Phew, we dodged a bullet, there.
he’s not quitting, he’s strategically un-running.
Now we just need the upstate NRA hack Gillibrand to step down so we can get a real Democratic Candidate for NY.
Executive summary: Look out, Arlen Spector, I’m comin’ for you.
NOBODY is as cool as David Brooks. True fact.
Winners never quit and quitters blame everyone else for their quitting.
Who is Harold Ford?
Interesting usage of the “Batman Forever” font:
http://www.dafont.com/batman-forever.font
And with that op-ed, Harry Ford rides off into the sunset, his work done, leaving all of us feeling just a little more loved.
As Pareene might say, “The End”.
[re=522521]V572625694[/re]: Indeed. Howcome he hasn’t gotten one of those Kennedy Center awards?
Well since you’re not busy now Harold, Call Me!
We’ll have a good time, and you can forget about all those reverse cartpetbagger, and not having a soul, problems. Call Me.
SiFi called and they want their futuristic campaign bumper stickers back.
Does this mean he won’t be a the State Fair in July?
Make that August.
I honestly think it’s a great idea – we should each individually write an op-ed entitled “why I’m not running for the Senate” and then compare.
Gets pedicures out of concerns for his wife’s reaction to his severe athlete’s foot. That was the best campaign issue ever unleashed on New York. How long will it take me to forget it? I want that image out of my mind, soon.
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