Historic Washington Cocktail Party Host Goddess Sally Quinn, the first columnist in Washington Post history to be fired for writing bad columns, has been spending some of her free time on the Twitter machine after finally busting it out of husband Ben Bradlee’s locked scotch cabinet and refilling its gas tank.

Here she takes her Twitter Victory Lap over not-of-Washington Desiree Rogers’ resignation, which people like… Sally Quinn… and maybe another person or two… have been demanding for weeks. We don’t really get this Twitter either, but we’re not punny. Let’s go with “Older lady calls younger lady a whore” and never check Sally Quinn’s Twitter again.

Actually, let’s check Sally Quinn’s Twitter tomorrow and every day thereafter, because she may write something funny.

[Twitter via Balloon Juice]

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  1. Here’s my twitter twit: The Washington Post fired Sally Quinn this week when they realized she was not a Society HOSTESS but a Society HO.

  2. [re=522324]Hooray For Anything[/re]:

    How long after a series of indiscretions does it take before a “ho” simply becomes a mean old society lady?

  3. [re=522334]Alex_P[/re]: Apparently I don’t know the plural of “tweet”. For shame. :(

    (P.S. It is “twats”, or sometimes “twittles”.)

  4. [re=522324]Hooray For Anything[/re]: You see, Sally Quinn forgot she was a no-talent BOSSFUCKER instead of a NO-TALENT bossfucker.

  5. I think Sally is just upset that it never dawned on her to gate crash the fiesta. I wonder if anyone will try to crash her son’s nuptials.

  6. That’s teach that uppity Negress to think she can be a social anything in Sally Quinn’s Washington.

    As if I needed one more D.C. pissbag to loathe with the white-hot intensity of a supernova. Damned Wonkette.

  7. Sally Quinn was fired from the Washington Post when they realized they had hired a DELUSIONAL TWIT instead of the SOCIETY COLUMNIST they were hoping for.

  8. [re=522330]Tommmcatt[/re]: I think now that she’s lost her column, she’s lost her special “Ho” powers and is just a mean old society lady now. Like when a super hero is stripped of their powers and has to live life as a normal person– if the Obama’s don’t show up at her society functions she no longer has the power to write column after column trashing them and make unimportant administration officials resign.

  9. [re=522317]donner_froh[/re]:
    “pig-in-the-parlor Irishwoman Quinn”

    It’s a real shame you had to use this before St. Patrick’s day.

  10. I’d love to see the painting of the wicked, petty bitch with a face like an old saddle that I’m absolutely certain is hanging in Sally Quinn’s closet.

  11. Well, it is about time someone teaches Desiree Rogers that you are nobody in DC until you steal some old powerful guy from his wife.

  12. It’s kind of like that time that gossipy twat Sally Quinn lost her job when it was pointed out to her that she was failing at writing non-retarded things that people would want to read, at which point she turned to Twitter.

  13. Despair not, she’ll still be writing the Internets edition of “On Faith”, whatever the fuck THAT is.

    “Sally and I have agreed that the column will return to what had been its original focus on faith, family and entertaining and will appear online at ‘On Faith,’ a section of that Sally guides,” Brauchli said in a statement.

  14. What a thoroughly gratuitous, completely unnecessary, revealingly crass thing to say – as if Emily Post had been a tea-bagger.

  15. “Sally can’t dance no more, Sally can’t get off of the floor.
    She can’t dance no more, Sally can’t dance.
    …but in spite of all the amputations,
    she still listens to the rock and roll stations.”

    Sally Can’t Dance

  16. Is there any bigger sack of rat-jackal-pig-dog shit than Sally Quinn? What an utterly useless slag. She could barely put together a column, wrote like a high school mattress-back sniping at people who fucked lesser men than she did, and never had an inappropriate thought or comment that she kept to herself.

  17. [re=522391]AxmxZ[/re]: as opposed to Sarah Palin, who turned to Twitter when it became clear that she failed at SAYING non-retard….OOPS, mentally challenged things that anyone wanted to hear.

  18. [re=522321]Cookie Guggelman[/re]: Oh no, Sally doesn’t merit the C word. She lacks the warmth and the depth.

    (I stole that from a commenter on I can’t remember what blog. In that case it was Liz Cheney who didn’t merit the C word. I love it.)

  19. [re=522466]S.Luggo[/re]: Too bad WP and print media are going down faster than Sally Quinn on a boss husband. Otherwise they could hire Meg McCabe to fill their pages with her wit and bounty.

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