Any Commander of the Continental Army worth his salt should know that you can’t go about Warring if one side moderates all Blogspot comments, on the Internet, approving nothing. Each side must stand in a line and shoot at the other line — with Dignity — until enough people are dead.
Apparently for Wingnut George Washington, however, “Dignity” means flipping on the auto-reply feature: “Thank you for writing. I am currently away and am not checking my email. I will respond to your email as soon as I return. Please call if your question needs more timely reply.”
We have a feeling that this “call” would somehow land us on Comcast customer service hold, so, uhh… ABRAHAM LINCOLN WAS BETTER, the end.